Thank-you so much!
Oh, *god*. I started laughing at "Fried and glazed and sprinkled, beware of Dief...", and just kept *on* laughing (as well as getting rather flushed, whilst experiencing a sudden, most odd craving for doughnuts [too], only it was for home-made with sugar), and man, that was just *wonderful*. "I don't speak eyelid!" Oh. Dear. ::wheezing noises:: Love it. Thank you! May you write forever! (Or, you know, as reasonably near as possible.)