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Just Passing Through

I hate to say this, but I want to date my brother.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww. No, not like that! Gross. Nasty. Yuck. No, what I meant, was that I want to date someone who would treat me the way he treats Benton. It's disgusting sometimes. For one thing, they've been together for years now, and he still remembers all the important days and you should see the way he takes care of Benton. He may bitch and moan, but you just know that Benton will get what he wants because Ray literally could not stand letting him down.

I need a life.