I am Ray, Ray I say.
That Mountie man, That Mountie- man.
What is up with that Mountie- man?

Will you eat some pemmican?

I do not like it Mountie- man,
I do not like that pemmican.

Would you eat it here or there?

I would not eat it here or there
I would not eat it anywhere
I do not like your pemmican,
I do not like it, Mountie- Man.

Would you eat some with your chief?
Would you share some with my Dief?

I do not like it with my chief.
I do not like it with your Dief.
I do not like it here or there
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like your pemmican.
I do not like it Mountie-man.

Could you get a sudden urge?
Could you eat it in red serge?

No sudden urge. Not in red serge.
Not with my chief.  Not with your Dief.
I would not eat it here or there.
I will not eat it anywhere.
I will not eat your pemmican.
I do not like it, Mountie-man.

Would you; could you in the Riv.?
Eat it, eat it.  You will live.

I would not could not in the Riv

You will like it, you will see.
While wearing your Armani.

I would not eat in Armani.
Not in the Riv. Ben, let me be.
I will not get a sudden urge>
I will not eat it in red serge.
I will not eat it with my chief.
I will not eat it with your Dief.
I will not eat it here or there.
I will not eat it anywhere.
I will not eat your pemmican.
I will not eat it Mountie -man.

A train, a train, a runaway train.
Could you; would you, on that train?

Not on the train, in Armani.
Not in the Riv.  Ben let me be. 
I would not get a sudden urge.
I would not eat it in red serge.
I will not eat it with my chief.
I will not eat it with your Dief.
I will not eat it here or there.
I will not eat it anywhere.
I will not eat your pemmican.
I will not eat it Mountie -man.

In the closet, in the closet.
Would you; could you in the closet?

I would not, could not, in the closet.

Would you lick it, like I do?

I would not lick it, like you do.
Not in a closet, not a train too.
Not in the Riv or Armani
I do not like it Ben, you see.
Not with my chief, no sudden urge.
Not with your Dief, not in red serge.
I will not eat it here or there.
I will not eat it anywhere.

You do not like my pemmican?

I do not like it, Mountie-man.

Could you; would you, if paid cash?
Would you; could you, in some slash?

I would not, could not, in some slash.
I will not, will not, if paid cash.
I will not lick it, like you do.
Not on a train, Go away, you.
Not in a closet, not Armani.
Not in the Riv. Ben, let me be
I will not get a sudden urge.
I will not eat it in red serge.
I will not eat it with my chief.
I will not eat it with your Dief.
I will not eat it here or there.
I will not eat it anywhere.
I will not eat your pemmican.
I will not eat it Mountie -man.

You do not like it, so you say.
Try it, try it and you may.

Ben! If you will let me be,
I will try it you will see.
HEY!
I like your pemmican.
I do! I like it Mountie-man.
And I would eat it, if paid cash.
And I would eat it, in some slash.
And I will lick it, like you do.
In a closet, on a train too.
And in the Riv and Armani.
It is so good, so good you see.
So I will get a sudden urge,
To eat it, eat it, in red serge.
And I will eat it with my chief.
And I will share it with your Dief.
And I will eat it here and there.
Hey, I will eat it anywhere.
I do so like your pemmican.
Thank you, Thank you Mountie-man.