Winter Weight: a dS drabble Winter Weight a due South drabble by Ophelia Coelridge "How d'you do it?" Irritable grumble. "Do what, Ray?" "Look at you. It's pushing ninety degrees--" "Thirty degrees Celcius." "--stop that--without the humidity, and you look like you've been starched. Admit it. You're sweating." Infuriatingly logical. "Well, perspiration is a natural--" "Frase, Dief tried to climb into my fridge. Admit it." "Admit what?" "The uniform. It's hot." "Why Ray, I had no idea--" "I meant too warm." Guilty flush. "As a matter of fact--" "Admit it." "What?" "Admit it." "What?" "Admit it!" "Fine! ... It's hot. And it itches. Are you satisfied?" Smugly. "Yes." END Direct any and all feedback to ophelia@thepurplebuffalo.net, thank you kindly. More of my fanfic can be found at http://www.thepurplebuffalo.net/~ophelia.