Field Description - Paulgrossus booglabooglaus  No offence intended to
anyone living or imaginary , if anyone should catch one of these
creatures, please pack in a crate and forward to me. :) Fiona From the
"Pocket Field Guide to Canadian Wildlife", 2nd edition, published by
Wowwhosthat Publishers, 1996.  Field Description - Paulgrossus
booglabooglaus by Fiona Scott Paulgrossus booglabooglaus: An exquisite,
friendly, communicative creature. Professes a close and profound
understanding of basic animal drives, but has known to be "buffaloed" by
certain situations. Has been known to occasionally flash his naked rear
end (but only when there is a movie camera pointed at him), the reason why
is a mystery. Observed to travel extensively (and very quickly) and can be
found on the plains of Alberta one day, and then pop up on the other side
of the continent (or the world) the next. Has also been observed
sky-diving, camping and horse riding, but usually only during the summer.
Possesses an inexplicable fear of landladies wearing torpedo-like
brassieres and has the ability to seriously disable motor vehicles. In
recent years has spent autumn and winter in the Toronto area, only
returning to his lair to sleep. Often seen in the company of an American
creature, 'Daveymarcianos hubbapeachyus' (see the "Pocket Field Guide to
American Wildlife") during this time. Kit Kat bars have been found to be
an effective lure, but this creature is not a particularly picky eater.
However capture is forbidden, and next to impossible anyway, because
anyone with an interest in catching one is usually quite dumbstruck by the
creatures beauty when they finally do encounter one. Also this creature
feigns slow-wittedness, but is in fact highly intelligent, cunning and
fast moving and can only be caught when he wants to be. Description:
Distinguishable by a muscular physique, blue eyes (can turn red during the
winter), dark brown hair and extremely white teeth. Approx. 180cm (6 ft)
in height. Skin colour varies from white to tanned, depending on the
season. Status: extremely rare Other Notes: Often mistaken for "Mountius
hubbahubbaus", another Canadian species of similar appearance, but less
gregarious habits. Note: Mountius species are protected by strict
guidelines, see "Canadian Government Mountie Season Regulations"   Return
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