Kitchen Items: The Condiments
by Bertie ( bermille@earthlink.net) 

Walter came into the kitchen and was shocked to find Mulder covered in mayonnaise.

"Mulder, is this some sort of unusual experiment I should know about?" he asked warily, not sure if he would like any answer he would get.

"Walter, Alex and I *are* doing an experiment. Seems like the listies prefer condiments to implements, and I thought it would be fun to try it," came the reply.

"Uh huh...and where is Alex?"

"Well, he sorta tripped and fell when the olive oil splashed on the floor..."

"Is he all right?!"

"Well, yes, he is just taking a shower..."

"And the reason you aren't joining him?"

"Um...I don't really know..."

Walter grabbed Mulder's hand and pulled him along to the bathroom, kicking his shoes and pants off as best he could...