BLACK VELVET

by Mik

 "There?"

"No, to the left."

"There?"

"No, too far."

"There?"

"That's it...ahh, no. Just a bit more."

"More which way?"

"Right - no, left."

"Mulder."

"Wait, wait, that's it. Ahh, that's perfect. Yess."

"Good."

"Okay - hey, watch those nails!"

"Will you be still?"

"I'm not doing anything!"

"You're distracting me."

"Oh, well, we can't have that."

"Thank you, now don't move."

"Hey, don't pound so hard. You'll break something!"

"I know what I'm doing."

"Walter, that's it. Oh, my God, fantastic."

"I don't know, Mulder, are you sure this is what you want?"

"What's the matter, don't you like Elvis on black velvet?"

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