Disclaimer: theirs not mine or yours or anyone's except theirs - Alliance.(s)

Author's Notes: HUGE congrats to my slash "sister" on her "new" DS website. Too bad she felt this ficlet was too "politically incorrect" to upload all by herself to the main archive. *I* thought it was hilarious, bad vibes and all!

Story Notes: none, except a bit of poor humor!

Ray Kowalski calls Fraser at the Consulate one day and asks him, "Can you help me after work?"

"Sure, Ray." he replies. "What is the problem?"

"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."

"Look on the box." said Fraser. "There should be a picture of what the puzzle I on the outside of the box in which it was packaged."

"It's a big rooster," says Ray Kowalski.

Curious, Fraser said for Ray to wait for him to arrive to aid in solving the puzzle.

Once the Mountie arrives at Ray's apartment, he sees Kowalski sitting at the kitchen table, sighs, then tells him, "Okay, Ray, for starters, put the corn flakes back in the box."

End

No, I didn't think this up, but the original joke did come from another RayV, who wished to remain anonymous!

End How Many Blondes Does It Take? by d.c.: dremcatchr@hotmail.com

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