Author's website: http://uk.geocities.com/jodie_mouse

Disclaimer: not mine, borrowed

Author's Notes: originally posted to ds_flashfiction

Story Notes:

It got to the point where I couldn't ignore it. I mean it was small and silver for a start which is always a bonus.

So pretty to look at. Always liked silver.

Every time I saw Frannie speak into it I got so jealous. Especially one day when I peeked through the blinds and heard Kowalski/Vecchio squeal "It vibrates!" as he held it in his hand.

Too much.

The dreams I had about it.

I tried to pretend that I was only doing my job when I confiscated it from Frannie. Y'know I told her I didn't want her gossiping to her girlfriends when she should be getting files or doing typing or whatever. I think she spends a lot of time filing her nails -- anyhow I wasn't going to let her get paid for talking to her girlfriends on it.

So I confiscated her silver vibrating cell phone.

And I'm sure it was the Vaseline which stopped it from working but I really couldn't resist the idea of sticking that vibrating phone right up my ass. Especially as Kowalski/Vecchio had had his hands all over it. Added a certain frisson you know.

Of course I brought Frannie a new one. Had to since I ruined her old one.

No -- I didn't tell her how. Just pretended I dropped it.

End Cellphone by Jodie Louise: jodie_mouse@yahoo.com

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