I was inspired to write these after seeing some other bad poetry on thecloset. These were all written on the back of an envelope at 5:30 AM during a battle with insomnia. (Which of course, is probably the ideal condition to write intentionally bad poetry in ...)

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Untitled / Unworthy of a Name

My Kielbasa is achin'
for your Canadian bacon
My knees are shakin'
In bed I'm not fakin'
'Cause this love we're makin'
Is not my heart breakin'.

In the morning you awaken
Your bacon red hot bakin'
Then it starts shakin'
From the pleasure we're both takin'
So good that we're quakin'
Every morning I could use this kinda bacon.

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Ode to Canadian Bacon

Hark! There is my one true love!
How could such perfect Canadian Bacon love a simple Kielbasa such as I?
Alas - it is so, and I ain't complainin'.
Do I look stupid to ya?

That's what I thought.

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Recipe for a BF/RK story

Ingredients:
Canadian Bacon
Kielbasa

Directions:
Place Canadian Bacon and Kielbasa in a bed of rice. Let simmer until juices blend.

The following ingredients may be added, per the cook's personal judgement:
Italian sausage
Dragonsblood
Duck sauce
Beef bullion

This recipe should be watched very closely, so you don't accidentally miss anything.

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(In case you're wondering - Dragonsblood is a spice. At least, I'm pretty sure that's the name of it. I definitely remember the dragon part.)