Author's Webpage:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Starship/6102/home.html
Author's disclaimer:
There once was a company from Toronto,
Who owned the worlds best TV show.
Places, wolves, people, and plot,
All the rights they have got,
But here I can do what I want to.
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Original Lyrics by Paul Gross and David Keeley "32 Down On The Robert Mackenzie"
Altered Lyrics by Voyagerbabe
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32 tales on a PC screen
Chosen there that fateful day
28,000 hits at first
As she tried to find her way
800 slash and 10 more filed wrong
80 files lost
Planning to read every one
Her goal despite the cost
At 2am that morning
She'd lost all feeling in her feet
Laundry had grown up in piles
Her modem cranking heat
At 3:13 she took a break
The computer left behind
Then coffee slipped between her lips
And she was running fine
Hear her call across the web
If she don't give up tonight
She will get it done someday
Finish one, start again
32 Down on the Hexwood Archive
Finish one, start again
32 Down on the Hexwood Archive
Finish one, start again
32 Down on the Hexwood Archive
Her husband, name of Philip
Seeking to return her to the norm
Turned her Due South tape away
To try and make his point
She gave a glare so full of hate
He ended up fleeing north
As it neared to nine o'clock
She saw her goal.
The kids never did get their bath
Their dinner all canned now
She was caught in fanfic jaws
Breakfast burned out of hell
Dad was running, the toast ablaze
Mom could not be found
Her last email transmission read
32 tales down
32 tales down
Hear her call across the web
If she don't get done tonight
She will get it done someday
Finish one, start again
32 Down on the Hexwood Archive
Finish one, start again
32 Down on the Hexwood Archive
Finish one, start again
32 Down on the Hexwood Archive
Hear her call across the web
If she don't get done tonight
She will get it done someday