The Glitter Jungle:
Fiction:
Borrowed Dialogue
Dialogue from Joss Whedon. Characters from Smallville.
"Am I going to see you this weekend?" Clark shuffled his feet nervously. "You... you probably have plans."
Lex hid a smile. He wanted to spend time with Clark as much as Clark wanted to spend it with him, it's just that...
"Actually I do have a thing planned." He said regretfully.
"Oh." Clark said. "A thing." He tried to sound cool. "A date?"
"Nice attempt at casual. Actually I do have a date." Lex said nonchalantly. "Older man. Very Handsome. Likes it when I call him daddy." He wiggled an eyebrow suggestively.
Clark sighed in relief. "Oh. Your father." Then the relief was chased away by blind panic. "It... *is* your father, right?"
Lex laughed.
Info:
Challenge was to give the poor Smallville characters something
better to say than their original canon text. Like, someone else's text.
For those of you unsure, this text is from a Buffy ep called "Helpless".
All Rights Joss.