The Glitter Jungle:
Fiction:
Mentoring
Because I'm very old and wise. DC, Highlander, Bart,
Methos
"So, do you know, like, everything? Because I don't think that's possible. Even if you do have 5,000 years of experience, and let's say you spent a lot of those years reading, which I don't think you did, and let's say drinking hasn't impaired your memory, still there would be the relative - "
Methos sighed.
"I don't know *everything*."
Bart smiled triumphantly.
"I most definitely know more than you, but more importantly, I have *lived* more than you."
Bart went, "Humph."
Then he added, "In relative time I could be about your age by what, next week? Maaaaybe, next year. I don't see why I - "
"I don't know why I was asked to mentor you, either, and I'm starting
to think it was a cruel prank at my expense. Or I would've, if I didn't
know Batman any better. But I owe him one, and I'm just going to give it
my best shot."
Info:
Uh, Leetal and I played Twenty Seconds in Muse Heaven. She challenged me to Methos and Bart.
More of a bunny than a fic. TBC