The Glitter Jungle:
Fiction:
Surf City, Here We Come
No road trip. Clark/Lex
"No, Clark."
"Come on!" Clark pleaded. "Let's go to California; get out of this
hellhole." He tried to sell the idea to Lex for the past week, but
Lex
didn't go for it. "It's a road trip, it'll be fun. Blue sky, the sun
shining brightly upon our naked, glistening skin... You'll wear your
velvet
boxers and nothing else, I'll wear the leather short-shorts you like
so
much, we'll play loud rock & roll all night, go skinny dipping..."
"Nope." Lex was busy with his papers and his business and his work.
He
didn't even bother to look up at Clark.
Clark wondered if he was even listening.
"It'll be a fun trip, come on!" He tried a well-known tactic to check
someone's attention. "You could wear a short catholic-school-girl skirt
and
I'll take you over my knee and spank you like the slutty brat that
you are."
Now Lex looked up. And grinned.
"We can do that right here in Smallville, Clark." He said nonchalantly,
and
returned to his papers.
Clark gulped.
He wasn't serious with that suggestion, just trying to catch Lex's
attention and, oh, short skirt and spanking Lex. He'd never thought
about
that before. Not seriously anyway.
"Oh, don't stop now, Clark." Lex remarked amusedly after the silence
lasted
a few minutes. "What else did you want to do on that trip that we can
do
right here?"
Clark stuttered and blinked.
"Uh. Watch TV."
He turned his back quickly so that Lex wouldn't notice the frontal area
of
his pants, and turned on the TV.
"What are you watching?"
Clark was ever so glad at the distraction. "Millennium Man. See, they
throw
this mega-blaster-boom-rocket at him, but he ducks, and it hits the
villain, who was secretly creeping up behind him." Clark smiled, and
quoted
along with the cartoon on the screen. "Don't worry about me. I'm alive.
Save the chicken!"
"Aha." Lex tried not to laugh. He was after all a proud geek himself,
and
could not blame Clark for his enthusiasm.
"Wanna go on the trip with me?" Clark tried attacking when Lex's defences
were down.
"Nope." And didn't succeed.
"Leeeeexxxx..." Clark all but whined.
"Claaaaaark..." Lex imitated him. "Go to the kitchen, get yourself a
snack,
and shut up about California for at least ten minutes, okay?" He smiled
fondly at his friend and sometime-lover.
Clark ranted to himself, but left the room. He came back a few minutes
later, bearing a box of animal crackers and two tall glasses of pale
yellow
milkshake.
"You like banana milkshake?"
"Yes." Lex muttered distractedly.
"Wanna go to California with me?"
"Nope."
Info:
Improv #1 (by Kelex): brat - skirt - over his/her/my knee
- don't stop - shining brightly - banana - leather
Improv #15 (by Di):ducks - Millenium - secret - animal
crackers - chicken - velvet boxers -California -rock and roll - I'm alive