The Glitter Jungle:
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TMI Man
Too much info. Original superhero.
 

Too Much Info Man sailed through the blue sky. His enemies knew he was nearing; secrecy was not his forte. But what he lacked in secrecy, he made up for in the complete lack of secrecy!

When he landed in flourish, an enemy or two couldn't avoid staring at his superhero suit, which showed far too many details of his anatomy. Their leader, Smokescreen Man, waved them aside.

"So, we meet again, TMI Man!" He bellowed.

TMI Man grinned at Smokescreen Man.

"We just met this morning before I went out to work, remember? I made you breakfast in bed." He patted Smokescreen Man on the shoulder. "Did you remember to buy latex gloves, by the way? If not, I can go by the store later tonight."

Smokescreen Man sighed. His drones chuckled behind his back.

"What?" TMI Man shouted at them. "Those are great to protect your hand, and the inside lining of a rectum!"
 

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