The Glitter Jungle:
Fiction:
The Vow
Wedding. Clark/Lex
It was the most beautiful wedding Smallville has ever seen.
White and purple tulips adorned the main hall in the Luthor manor, giving
it the appearance of a large magical meadow, the kind where fairies
roamed.
Martha was awed by it; Jonathan was less enthused. He said he didn't
like
the fairy reference. And that having an only son, he never expected
to be
the father of the bride.
Clark's friends from Smallville and Lex's friends from all over the
world
had gathered to rejoice with the young couple. Every member of the
Kent
family showed up; a security guard was posted outside to prevent Lucas
Luthor from getting near.
"Clark, did you write this vow on your own?" Chloe was not exactly a
bride's maid, but she was the one who stayed with Clark when Lex was
taken
aside by his father to listen to a long, tiresome lecture about marriage
and love.
Clark nodded. "You like?"
"Um. I don't know if it's... appropriate." He looked so excited, and
Chloe
didn't have the heart to tell him he'll have to re-write the entire
thing.
"What's wrong with it? It talks of my love to Lex." Clark snatched the
piece of paper from his friend's hand.
"Yeah, but you can't go on about the smoothness of the milky skin of
his
ass, and how he can fold himself to the shape of a pretzel, Clark."
Chloe
didn't mention the more graphic parts of the emotional speech Clark
had prepared.
"You want me to write the whole thing again, don't you." Clark sounded
defeated. Chloe felt sorry for him.
"I'll tell you what. I'll help you write it, and you bring me a dairy-free
yogurt, okay?" Chloe knew that Clark would take about two minutes to
get
her the yogurt from the other side of town. When this boy came out,
he came
out all the way.
Clark nodded.
"Okay. Write about how much I love him. Write about how strong our
connection is." Chloe nodded. Clark was about to leave, when he recalled
the most important part.
"Don't forget to write about his giant cock!"
He left. Chloe sighed.
Info:
Improv #6 (by Kelex): giant - pretzel - yogurt - milk - father of the bride - tulips - friends