Fiction:
Dr. Seuss Meets the Luthors
*Incest Warning!*
I do not like that Luthorcest
I do not like it, you little pest
It started innocent enough
But then it's gotten really rough
Luthorcest was everywhere
Luthors here and Luthors there
Just like the Malfoys who came before
Little rich kid's daddy's whore
I do not want it to happen to Lex
I do not want that awful sex
I don't think Lionel's that bad
I think he's just a lousy dad
I do not like that Luthorcest
I do not like it, you little pest
But Lex can do better than Kent
Like have his gorgeous daddy bent
Over the desk, in fencing gear...
I do not like it, do you hear?
Just because they both look great
And the big bad subtext, love and hate
Doesn't mean I'm not all squicked
And also turned on when it's ficced
My pretty, gorgeous, villain boys
With whips and chains and many toys
So I will read this Luthor squick
Swallow hard and read real quick
Because it's evil, bad and wrong
But they're as pretty as a song
And I can't help it, I have to read
That Luthorcest is BAD, indeed!
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