The Glitter Jungle:
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Short shorts:
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14 words fics
"Not tonight," says Methos, and a thousand years of relationship
go down the drain.
[Highlander]
"Maybe a leash." Tim examines. Bart vibrates in place
with anticipation. Kon is hard.
[Teen Titans]
They don't talk, just stare. Dick breaks down first. Bruce
smirks, and gets kissed.
[Batman]
"Of course I can top," says Ethan. Ends up on his back
again. Smiles.
[Buffy]
"I am the End of Time!" And Methos is the end of my time.
[Highlander]
"There is a rhythm to the prose," says Author, "a place
for each word."
[*cough*]
"The Pony Boys of the Apocalypse ride again. Make sure
there are cookies ready."
[Highlander, kiddified]
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Telegram fics [9 words]
Buffy/Angel
'verse:
Ethan to Giles:
COMING TO SUNNYDALE STOP BE THERE STOP NAKED STOP STILL
LOVE YOU FULLSTOP
Willow to Buffy early s7:
ARRIVED SAFELY STOP GILES HAS BOYFRIEND STOP DON'T WIG
STOP ETHAN RAYNE FULLSTOP
Ethan to Giles, or vice versa:
DROPPING BY TOMORROW NIGHT STOP BRING TREACLE AND HEADMASTER
OUTFIT FULLSTOP
Giles, to Ethan:
HAVE SPIKE CHAINED STOP WESLEY TOO STOP COME HERE STOP
COMPLETE COLLECTION FULLSTOP
Ethan to Giles:
FEEL LONELY STOP EMPTY STOP JANUS HAS TWO FACES STOP
NO COCKS FULLSTOP
Wesley to Giles, re: Buffy's s3:
BEEN BAD WATCHER STOP BAD MAN STOP BAD BOY STOP SPANK
ME FULLSTOP
Giles to Ethan, slight AU, re: "A New Man":
KILLED MAGGIE WALSH STOP FEEL MANLY AGAIN STOP BEND OVER
NOW FULLSTOP
1* babydraco said, "Giles, Ethan, Aziraphale, Crowley,
poker game":
STRIP POKER STOP WATCHERS PLACE STOP TWO ANGELS COMING
STOP NO VAMPIRES FULLSTOP
2* babydraco added, "Whoever wins gets to go home with
David":
AGREED STOP FIRST PRIZE STOP DAVID BOWIE STOP NAKED AND
WELL OILED FULLSTOP
Ethan to Giles after A New Man:
APOLOGIES STOP WRONG SPELL STOP DIDNT MEAN STOP SAID
HORNY STOP NOT HORNED FULLSTOP
Xander to Ethan:
YOU DONT KNOW ME STOP WANT MORE CANDY STOP PLEASE SEND
FULLSTOP
**Series.
Ethan to Wesley:
WANT YOU STOP BOY STOP BRING YOUR LEATHERS FULLSTOP
Wesley to Ethan, in reply:
WATCHER FETISH MUCH STOP BOY STOP I DARE YOU FULLSTOP
Ethan to Giles, re:Wes, cont. :
MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE STOP WE CAN TAKE HIM FULLSTOP
Giles to Ethan, re:Wes, cont. :
ALREADY TOOK STOP WANT YOU BOTH STOP TOGETHER STOP COME
HERE BOYS FULLSTOP
**End series.
Highlander:
Methos to Duncan:
TRUST ME STOP BUY BIGGER DILDO STOP AM OLD AND WISE FULLSTOP
Kronos to Methos:
RIDE ME BROTHER STOP I MEANT STOP RIDE WITH ME BROTHER
FULLSTOP
Duncan to Methos. Includes Cory Raines:
BANK ROBBED STOP CORY HERE STOP JOIN US STOP LETS SPANK
HIM FULLSTOP
Methos, to Duncan:
WILL PUT OUT FOR BEER STOP MEAN IT STOP LOVE METHOS FULLSTOP
Methos to Duncan, don't ask:
CAN SWALLOW SWORDS STOP BEEN TRAINED STOP COCKS ARE MUCH
EASIER FULLSTOP
Other:
Krycek to Mulder:
ALIENS EXIST STOP I KNOW EVERYTHING STOP TRADE SECRETS
FOR LOVE FULLSTOP
Skinner to Mulder:
KRYCEK HERE STOP ROUND PLUMP ASS STOP MY TOY STOP LETS
SHARE FULLSTOP
Lucifer to God:
NOT FUNNY STOP TOO WARM HERE STOP BRING ME BACK STOP
LOVE FULLSTOP
Mary Sue says:
POOR DEARS STOP BIG ON REDEMPTION STOP TRUE LOVE STOP
HAPPY END FULLSTOP
What A Drag [ BtVS, Sorority Boys]:
GODDESS GLORY STOP BOUGHT TIARA STOP MATCHING DRESS STOP
LOVE DIVA ADINA FULLSTOP
Once a Thief, Victor to... the world, really:
HAVE HANDCUFFS STOP WHIPS AND CHAINS STOP NOT QUITE SO
VANILLA FULLSTOP
Kermit to Lorne:
NOT EASY BEING GREEN STOP I KNOW STOP JOIN THE CLUB FULLSTOP
DC:
Lex to Lionel [ my love to fajrdrako ]:
FORGET WORLD DOMINATION STOP MARRIED CLARK STOP COME
MEET YOUR GRANDSON FULLSTOP
Lex, "Note to Self":
WORLD DOMINATION STOP PUT SUNSCREEN STOP EAT WELL STOP
REST STOP DO CLARK FULLSTOP
Lionel to Clark before his marriage to Lex:
GROW UP STOP TREAT LEX BETTER STOP HAVE GREEN KRYPTONITE
SCALPEL FULLSTOP
Lionel, to fans:
MY SON WILL RULE YOU ALL STOP I WON STOP DEAL FULLSTOP
Superman to Batman, about babysitting:
FLASH HERE STOP GOING INSANE STOP TAKE HIM STOP THERE
HE IS FULLSTOP
Chloe to Clark, credit to celes720:
SECRET OBVIOUS STOP EVERYONE KNOWS STOP EVEN LIONEL STOP
YOU DATE LEX FULLSTOP
Feegan to Dominic, for sv_journals:
AM BLOND AND PRETTY STOP GIVE ME YOUR FRILLY CAMISOLE
FULLSTOP
Smallville, for joanne_c to make her happy:
WHITNEY HERE STOP NOT DEAD STOP AM BACK STOP FUCK ME
CLARK FULLSTOP
Smallville, Lex to Clark:
SORRY CLARK STOP ACCIDENT STOP LANA DEAD STOP WANT PANCAKES
FULLSTOP
Smallville, Dominic to Lex, or possibly Adam to Fandom:
LIONEL BAD STOP LIONEL EVIL STOP DESERVES SEVERE PUNISHMENT
STOP BOUGHT PADDLE FULLSTOP
Lionel:
SHAVED BEARD STOP DYED HAIR BLOND STOP BOUGHT TIARA STOP
AM PRINCESS FULLSTOP
Lana:
DUMPED PRINCESS IMAGE STOP GOT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS STOP
GOING GOTH STOP LANA FULLSTOP
Lionel:
SON BALD STOP NOT ALL OVER STOP I CHECKED STOP DONT SQUICK
Batman to Green Lantern:
DONT LET FLASH TOUCH GADGETS STOP AND YOU STOP OR ELSE
FULLSTOP
Lionel to Clark
HURT MY SON AND DIE STOP MINE STOP ALWAYS A LUTHOR FULLSTOP
Lex Luthor [future, JLA] to Lois Lane:
GIVE UP LOIS STOP YOURE THE BEARD STOP IM THE HUSBAND
FULLSTOP
Info:
Shortest stories.
Two of the shortest fics evah, Giles/Ethan.
Sheila and I talked about the Shortest Fic Evah competition.
Summary: Giles/Ethan, smut, happy end:
"YES!"
But then I said I can make it even shorter, with a sequel.
Summary: Buffy's reaction to walking in on the previous fic.
"!"