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Reaganomics Chapters 1-11
by gorblimey2
Reaganomics
Chapter 1
Prostitution 101
I'm a hooker, a whore, a putain, puta, a lady of the night, tramp, harlot, whatever
euphemism that you can think of for a woman who sells her body for money. Okay, I'm
not very good at it, but I'm working on it. I haven't been one for long so you'll have to cut
me some slack. Sadie told me the first six months were the hardest and she was right. I
find that when I meet a John that is repulsive (and suprisingly, most men who have to
pay for sex are) I just can't go through with it. I tried once with a roly poly tire salesman
who looked as round as the tires he sold and I ended up climbing out the bathroom
window of the hotel room right into a Dempsey Dumpster.
Here I am at Princeton Plainsboro Hospital with a guy that I had actually hoped enjoyed
screwing and had added to my clientele list of two. He looked a little like Stephen
Colbert and, well, I have a little crush on Stephen and that funny ear of his. It had been
awhile since I actually found someone I wanted to put on my client list. I've gotten good
at making up excuses for why I can't go through with the deed. I accidently stumbled on
one excuse that really worked well. I was with a rather flatulent draftsman who had
gotten my number from my very first trick. He was sweet but UGLY, not to mention
smelly, mostly pizza and beer farts that he constantly apologized for letting escape. I
sat there trying to imagine he was George Clooney, but it wasn't working. Finally when I
sneezed, he was polite and said, "Bless you."
I said, "You'll have to excuse me but I have the flu. I wouldn't have come tonight but I
really needed the money." He couldn't get me out the door fast enough and even gave
me $50 NOT to have sex with him. I was smiling all the way home. I learned that also
claiming you're just getting over an STD helps dampen their desire. "Make sure you
wear that rubber, the last guy gave me the clap and I'm still on penicillin." Luckily, I've
never really gotten an STD except when I was in college and my boyfriend gave me
chlamydia.
The only problem with getting out of sex is that I wanted to build up a clientele, not
scare one off. I only had two clients and I had been working the streets, okay, the posh
bars, for the last four months. I was beginning to think I needed a pimp or that I should
join an escort service but Sadie told me that the ones who make the big bucks are the
ones who go it alone and find themselves several regulars who pay top dollar. I had two
semi-regular guys that seemed to always want it on the same night for some reason.
What is it about Wednesdays that makes men so horny?
"Do you have an insurance card?" The nurse asked my favorite client. Pete looked at
me in pain and pointed at his jacket that I was still carrying. I pulled out his wallet and
thumbed through photos of his wife and two kids, AMC Movie Fan card, ATM card and
finally found the Blue Shield card. I handed it to her and she took one look at me and
said, "I take it that you aren't Mrs. Wilkerson?"
"Gee, what gave it away? The short @ss lycra skirt, the three inch f#ck-me shoes or the
fishnet stockings?" I normally would have been embarrassed showing up anywhere in
this outfit but I was beyond being embarassed. I was just worried about Pete.
I had been surprised that Peter Wilkerson had called and asked me for a nooner on a
Friday. Not only did he want a nooner, but he wantd me to wear a hooker outfit. I was at
a loss as to exactly what he thought a hooker should look like and when he described
one of those Parisian women in a red and white horizontal top, I almost laughed
outloud. I ran to the costume shop, bought a cheap one and changed into it in the hotel
room. When he arrived I was decked out as a french whore, his favorite fantasy. I had
been in full hooker mode, undoing my garter for him when it hit. He clasped his chest
and fell back. I immediately called the paramedic sand rather than leave as Sadie had
cautioned me to do if something strange happened to a John, I went with him in the
ambulance. I couldn't leave him because he kept crying out for me to stay and hold his
hand. Well, he was one of my two good paying clients, so I stayed.
I wasn't always a whore....okay, hooker wannabe. I once wrote Harlequin romance
novels and taught creative writing at a community college in California for a living. That
is, that's what I did before I went to prison. Now, instead of answering to the dean, I
answer to my probation officer, Kenneth. Ken is okay and he cuts me a lot of slack.
Sometimes he just lets me call in rather than attend sessions in his office. And he
usually calls me before making his "surprise visits," the required visits to insure that I'm
not sitting in my apartment with a cache of AK47's or planning on storming the polls on
election day to exercise my non-existent right to vote.
I'm a poor excuse for a felon. I don't have tattoos, didn't get involved in any desperate
lesbian love affairs or end up raped by any guards during my four and a half years in
the federal penitentiary. Nothing happened that could have advanced my repertoire for
my romance novels. I do have a lot of great felon girlfriends who taught me a lot about
life and how to dance like Beyonce. I went into prison dazed and confused and came
out with halogen headlights.
I ended up in Princeton because it was an ivy league town and I had convinced myself
that I could find a tutoring or teaching job at Princeton or one of the smaller colleges
around, but when they saw the word probation on my application, I wasn't even
introduced to the Human Resource manager. Instead, I got a nice polite smile and a,
"We're not hiriing right now but we'll keep your resume." Even when I printed out the job
ad from their website they would inform me that the job was filled or had been pulled. It
was then that I decided that I need another profession. Although I received royalties off
of my novels that amounted to about $400 a month I still need a lot more to keep me
afloat.
I was starting to get desperate, I had just about gone through my savings, the little that I
had hidden from the feds before I went into prison. Although my mom had died while I
was in prison, she didn't have anything left to leave me. She had taken out a second
mortgage on the house to pay for my attorney even though I begged her not to burden
herself. I was going to take my chances with the court appointed Federal Defender, but
my mom said, "No way." She got me the best she could afford. He did manage to get
the charges reduced which meant that instead of 10 years, I got 5 years, eligible for
parole in 4 . I behaved and so I managed to get out on probation for good behavior.
I had been such an idiot. All my life, at least until I ended up in prison, I had been a
romantic and it had finally been my undoing. I'd seen all those television shows and
even the Bridget Jones sequel, and should have seen it coming but I didn't. So when I
met Robert Jakes, I was sure I had met "THE ONE." It had been a worldwind romance.
He smelled expensive, dressed immaculately and, best of all, told me he loved me and
wanted to marry me on our second date. I was bowled over. Two weeks later we took
off to Ecuador on a short vacation. Who goes to Ecuador on vacation you ask? I wish I
had asked that six years ago. On our way home there was a "screw up" (according to
Robert) in flight reservations and Robert told me to go ahead back to the States with
the luggage, he would catch the next flight. Yeah, I know YOU can see it coming, but I
was gullible and in love. The 250 grams of pure cocaine in our suitcase, of which I knew
nothing, sent those damn beagles at customs into a frenzy. I'm sure you're surprised to
learn that Robert Jakes never made it back to Los Angeles to help defend my honor. I
knew I was innocent, my mom knew I was innocent and the drunk in my jail cell knew it
too. For some reason we were the only three committed to my innocense. Not even my
lawyer believed me, he had seen the Bridget Jones sequel too and thought I had
pinched the idea from the movie.
So that's how I ended up here in PPTH with my John. Peter was taken to a room where
they could run some tests. I had been with him the whole way and felt I could leave
without feeling guilty. "Pete, I have to go. Your wife has your power of attorney and they
just called her. I don't want to be here when she arrives. Ok?"
He had on an orange and blue oxygen mask attached at the ears which had helped him
return to a healthier pink. He nodded yes. He lifted the mask and said, "Next week?"
"Sure sweetie." I blew him a kiss and scooted out the door. I heard someone asking for
him at the charge desk so I ducked into the stairs and came out on the second floor. I
thought I was home clear but the elevator door opened about thirty feet in front of me
and his wife got out! They must have sent her down to fill out some papers. I panicked
and saw glass doors through which I ducked. The room wasn't well lit so it took my eyes
a second or two to adjust. I realized I was in someone's office and there was a man
behind a desk. He was concentrating on whatever was on his desk and barely even
acknowledged that I was there. I couldn't go outside yet, Pete's wife was right outside
the door asking someone for directions. The man at the desk sighed, put down his pen
and said, "Alright tell me about..." He stopped in mid-sentence as he finally looked at
me. His head snapped back.
"I told them young and nubile but wild and kinky will work too. What's your name?"
I wondered if I should give him my hooker name or my real one? I decided on the real
one, "Reagan Grogan."
He picked up the phone and dialed. I was sure he was going to call security but he
didn't , instead he said into the receiver, "I'll take the last one you sent me, Reagan
Grogan. Yeah, okay." He put the phone down and looked at me, smiled slyly and shook
his head like he needed to wake up. "Go back down to human resources and see
Sarah to fill out your forms. You start Monday at 10:00 a.m."
"Monday? Start?" I was confused.
But he was no longer interested in me, he looked down at his desk again and waved his
hand at me, "Shoo, skoot, skiddadle. I have work to do." I had been dismissed.
I walked out the door and looked back at the doors marked with, "Gregory House, M.D."
I decided to go see what I had just been hired to do. I took the elevator to the first floor
and found my way to Human Resources.
I turned a lot of heads but kept my chin up and assumed my battle position. "I'm here to
see Sarah." I said as I took a defiant posture at the counter. The young Hispanic girl
disappeared quickly into the back. She returned and opened the counter gate for me to
follow her.
Sarah was a middle aged woman with a faint beard and hearty laugh which she
exercised when she saw me. "I should have known. I sent him four qualified girls this
morning and he turned them all down. How did you find out about the job?"
I didn't want to say that I had been ducking a John's wife so I said, "I ran into him in the
hall."
"That makes sense. Hiring you would be a House thing to do. Can you even type?"
"Yes, of course. Can you tell me a little more about the job?"
"He needs a part-time secretary- more of a Girl Friday. It's four hours a day Monday
through Friday, but you do get benefits. It's $20 an hour. You'll do whatever he asks
you to do but I have to warn you, he's odd and abrasive." She sat back and while
shaking her head said, "Something tells me from your outfit that you can handle that.
Do you want the job?"
I quickly did the math, $400 a week plus my $400 a month royalties would give me
about $2,000 a month. I could just barely keep my head afloat on that. If I pulled a few
tricks a week it would give me another $1600 a month and I could be comfortable on
that. Plus benefits!!! "Yes, I'd love the job."
"Oh sweetie, I don't think you know what you're in for...but it's your funeral."
Chapter 2
You Can't Always Get What You Want
House had been pissed at Cuddy and the Board of Directors. The Board had decided
that in order to capitalize on House's reputation in diagnostics, they needed to promote
House's department more. So they had decided to enforce his contract, or at least the
provisions that hadn't been enforced before now. He either had to teach a class or draft
a minimum of six papers a year to submit to the New England Journal of Medicine.
Since classes had been in session for a month, House was being forced to write
articles, the first to be submitted for consideration by June 1st.
Almost simultaneously with this edict, Dr. Allison Cameron, citing gender discrimination,
refused to be House's high paid secretary and demanded that one of the male Fellows,
either Drs. Chase or Foreman take over the clerical duties. House informed the Dean of
Medicine, Lisa Cuddy, that he would not be able to write the articles because he had no
one to help him with the physical drafting and his daily clerical needs. Cuddy
authorized, on the spot, a part-time secretary for House and his entire department. She
was surprised he hadn't asked for one before. Most of he departments either had a
nurse or clerical staff that handled the daily paperwork of the department. House was
disappointed. He was hoping to get out of the articles altogether.
"I want her to be 20-26, brunette, pouty lips, single, thin, sexy and well-endowed. Oh,
and no kids." House was giving Sarah his prerequisites in a candidate for the job. Sarah
tried desperately to not laugh. She knew when the position opened up that trying to find
him someone without breaking all the labor laws would be challenging.
The morning had been tedious with the parade of young vacant women walking through
his office like Stepford Secretaries. The first was young and pretty but so bland House
started yawning half way through her recital of her prior employment. "I can type 72
word per minutes and I know Excel, Word, Word Perfect, Presentation...
"Blah, blah, blah...yadda yadda yadda..." House shook his head. "Boring. Goodbye."
"But Dr. House, I thought you needed a secretary with good skills and that's me."
"When I want to commit suicide by slow death I'll call you. Bye."
The next one that was sat down was also in her early twenties. When he looked up he
snickered, "What, did you wrestle my mother out of her clothes?" The girl left within four
minutes, not bothering to call Sarah to let her know how it went.
The third was in her fifties. Within five minutes, Sarah got a phone call. "I told you
young and nubile, not old and putrid."
"Screw you House, I have to send you all qualified applicants no matter what age,
ethnicity or ability to handle your abuse. So don't call me wit your whining, just interview
the applicants." She hung up the phone, the morning had gone just about as well as
could be expected. Sarah had decided that getting someone approved by House would
be a war of attrition. He'd finally get bored with the game and hire someone, it would
just take awhile.
House had just returned from lunch with his best and only real friend, Dr. James
Wilson, and was concentrating on handicapping some baseball games, when he heard
the door to his office open. He could feel the presence of a human standing a few feet
in front of him but was so certain that the new applicant would not be to his liking that
he didn't look up righ away. He finally put his pen down and started to look, "Alright tell
me about..."
House was stunned. Standing in front of him was a woman who looked like a Goth
French hooker...if there was such a thing. She had on an off the shoulder red and white
striped lycra top, a wide red plastic belt, a black lycra mini-skirt, black fishnet stockings
with the tops of garters showing and 3 inch spike heels. Her hair was pinned up in a
dissheveled chignon and her heavy black eyeliner was rubbed around her eyes and
down her cheek making her look like a character from, "A Nightmare Before Christmas."
She looked like she had just come off a bender and was in desperate need of sleep.
He continued to eye her, she had an average figure, nice breasts. Her legs were great,
it was just her face he had trouble figuring out. With the smeared makeup, she looked
comical, although her features weren't grotesque in anyway that he could tell. Her hair
was a honey blonde streaked, apparently naturally, with lighter shades of almost
platinum blonde. She was a little on the older side for him, maybe early to mid-thirties,
but she was perfect in that garb. She had probably been sent by Cuddy as a joke. But
even if she hadn't it would be a great joke on Cuddy if he hired her. He sent her down
to Human Resources to finish the hiring process. He smiled to himself. He had another
warm body to torment. He loved having his own little dominion of minions that he could
abuse.
At five that evening, James Wilson swung by to see if House might like to go to get a
drink. They took off for a local dive. "How's the interviewing going?"
"Done, hired one today."
"Really? At lunch you said that they all read like the back of a box of All Bran?"
"This one read like the back of a box of Count Chokula. I think she's a Goth Tart."
Wilson looked confused, "I'm afraid to ask what a Goth Tart looks like?"
"Like a Halloween french hooker with really bad makeup."
"That doesn't sound appealing. I thought you wanted something young and nubile-
sweet to look at."
"Human Resources' idea of young and nubile is Pollyanna on prozac. Boring. At least
she'll stir up the gossip."
"What's her name? Elvira?"
"Reagan something. I only remembered Reagan because he's dead and she's Goth,
you know the living dead."
House smiled and raised his glass to Wilson, "To Goth Tarts."
Chapter 3
Getting My Sea Legs
I got home, took one look in the mirror and screamed. "Oh My God!" My heavy black
Parisian hooker eyeliner had dissolved in my sweaty haste to get Peter help. I now
looked like a Racoon on steroids. The smeared lipstick gave me the added touch of
looking like I had eaten my way through fresh road kill.
"Why would anyone hire me after seeing me like this?" The realization that this doctor
had hired me on my somewhat demonic looks rather than any real tangible skills
unnerved me. What the hell could be going through his head?
I decided to spend what little money I had on a work wardrobe. I had noted that most of
the women in the hospital were wearing trousers and a blouse or scrubs. So I went
down to Kmart and went directly to the Jaclyn Smith line of clothes and picked out two
pairs of trousers and two blouses that could be mixed and matched. Most of my
belongings, at least the ones that had not been seized by the government for my "drug
activities," had been stored at my aunt's house in California after my mother's death. I
hadn't gone back to see my aunt yet because of the cost. I'd have to save up some
money first.
I woke up Monday morning, put some Coco Puffs in a bowl, poured the 1 per cent milk
over it and started eating as I read the newspaper. I rinsed my bowl and felt a little flash
of nervousness. What if I couldn't do the job? Hopefully, Dr. House was a kind man who
would show some pity on me if I floundered.
I drove off to the hospital with great expectations and high hopes. I parked where I was
instructed to park and put my new PPTH pass in the window. I walked up to Dr.
House's office and opened the door with a smile. Dr. House was sitting at his computer
playing a game. I waited, shifting my weight from foot to foot and occasionally picking
my tooth, something I do unconsciously when I get nervous. I continued to watch as he
shot a hole in the head of what looked like a fantasy ninja. I recognized the game, we
had played it in the Pen. I started to scrutinize my new employer. He had an area in the
back of his head where his graying brown hair was thin. He had long ears, a long nose,
a long face, long fingers and I wondered what else might be long. None of this length
detracted from the fact that he was pretty good looking. The added bonus was that he
had blue eyes. They seemed bluer today than they were on Friday, or maybe I was just
noticing them today. They were a clear blue with a dark blue outer ring, almost like his
pupil had on blue eyeliner. He stopped and looked up.
He stood up and eyed me with a somewhat puzzled frown. It was only then that I saw
that he had a bad leg and walked with a cane. I looked at the cane and then back in his
eyes, unfazed. He seemed to know me, but not know me. He slowly undressed me up
and down with his eyes. I figured what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Since being in the Pen I found that fighting fire with fire is often the best tactic. So I
blatantly undressed him with my eyes, lingering on his crotch. He chuckled and said,
"Are you flirting with me?"
"Now that I've seen you nude in my mind's eye, I'm afraid you don't measure up."
"Who are you?"
"I'm your new Gal Friday, Reagan."
He looked terribly disappointed, "Where's your Goth Tart outfit?"
"Goth Tart?" I couldn't figure out what he meant and then finally I remembered the
racoon eyes. "Oh, that was the outfit I was required to wear for my last employer. What,
you really thought I'd wear that to work here?"
"One could hope. I wanted you to scare off all the interns and kids."
"Dr. House, I don't need a costume to do that." I smiled. "Where do I begin?"
"When I'm in here you can work at the computer station out there. When I'm not here,
you'll be going through my mail and answering it. When I am here, you'll be bringing me
my coffee, when I'm not here, you'll be cleaning my coffee cup. When I am here you
can give me a lap dance, when I'm not here, you can give Chase and Foreman a lap
dance. Any questions?"
"Who are Chase and Foreman?"
"You'll see them around, Chase is the blonde Fellow and Foreman is the black Fellow."
"Oh, well do you have anything that you need done right away?"
"Too early for the lap dance so how about the cup of coffee? Milk and sugar."
I went to the next room and poured the coffee, stirred in milk and sugar and took it back
to him. He continued to play his game as I sat the coffee next to him. He didn't
acknowledge me or thank me.
I went back over and looked through the desk in the outer office next to a white board
with medical terms scrawled on it. There were documents, journals and odds and ends
all over the place. I straightened things out and then realized that there was nothing
secretarial for me to do at that moment unless, of course, it was laying on Dr. House's
desk. I started to get up to go ask him when three doctors entered, two males, one
female.
The female was very curious, "Can we help you?" She said suspiciously.
"No, not unless you have something secretarial that you want me to do? I'm Dr.
House's new secretary."
"Secretary?" She blurted out in disdain, "You mean Chase and Foreman don't have to
do what I did? House hired a secretary?"
"I'm not sure I follow you except to say that I was hired to be clerical help for Dr.
House."
She stormed into his office and started to yell. She and House were both sounding
rather angry and their arms started gesturing wildly. I could hear her say that it wasn't
fair and I heard him say, 'grow up and stop whining, it's not flattering in someone your
age.' I looked at the two males in the room, "Does she always get that upset over him?
Why don't they just get a room."
They both started laughing. "They just might someday." Said the black guy. "I'm Dr. Eric
Foreman and this is Dr. Robert Chase, we're two Fellows under Dr. House."
I broke up laughing and they both looked at each other surprised at my outburst. "I'm
sorry but two fellows under Dr. House sounds slightly homoerotic wouldn't you say?"
Dr. Chase began laughing but Dr. Foreman remained glum. "I'm Reagan Grogan."
I stuck my hand out. Dr. Chase gave it a hearty up and down and while Dr. Foreman's
grip was strong, there wasn't much wagging. "If you have anything for me to do when
Dr. House isn't using my services, "I stopped and giggled -wondering why my mind was
in the gutter-"feel free to ask."
They both nodded yes and then the upset woman came into the office, took one look at
me and ran out the door.
"Who is that woman?"
"Another Fellow, Dr. Allison Cameron." Said Foreman.
"Oh! You mean Fellow as in apprentice, not as in gender." I started laughing loudly.
House came into the office, took a look at me and handed me a tape. He said nothing
but turned to Chase and Foreman and said, "Well what are the results?"
They began their medical mumbo jumbo dance and I spaced out. I found a dictation
machine but it didn't have any headphones or foot pedal so I trekked down to the
administration office. I met Sarah in the hall.
"Sarah, where do I go to get equipment?" I asked.
The look on her face said it all, she had no clue who I was. "I'm sorry, do I know you?"
"Reagan Grogan. You know, the Dark Lord's menial task mistress."
She started laughing, "Oh, I didn't recognize you without the fish net stockings. Down in
the basement. The third door to the right after you get off the elevator."
"Thanks." I retrieved the equipment I needed and headed back to the second floor. I
hooked up the transcription equipment and looked at the tape which said,
"Hemochromatosis Complications." I put it in and started it,
"Dear Sir, I am a physician at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital and after
one day of listening to clinic patients, I have determined that there is a great
need for samples of Xanex to be sent to me right away so that I might be able to
curtail my anxiety in dealing with the patients. It might also help if I doled out
Xanex in the waiting room to help curtail the anxiety of my patients. I have to
admit that most patients are more anxious after meeting with me, but I still
believe that handing each patient a Xanex as they come through the clinic doors
would make the patient's visit much easier and would certainly improve the
disposition of the doctor. Yours Truly, Gregory House, M.D."
I obtained the address for the pharmaceutical company and printed out the letter. I can
type pretty fast, being a writer, but beyond basic word processing, I'm still learning. I
was hoping there would be no need for spread sheets or presentation programs until I
had learned them. The hospital was working in Word and I always used Word Perfect,
so I was making stupid mistakes and taking much longer than usual to type the damn
letter. I handed the printed letter to Dr. House, who signed and handed it back without
reading a word of it.
He looked up at me as if I was a child, "Reagan, could you wear something more
revealing tomorrow? I hired you because you dressed like a french whore. When you
give me that lap dance, I'd at least like to imagine you're Carmen Electra and not my
local waitress at the bistro down the street."
I looked at my black gabardine pants and crisp white shirt and realized he was right
about the waitress outfit. "Yes, Dr. House." And so began my legacy at PPTH. I tried
not to dress conservatively after that. I figured if he hired me to look like a hooker, then
I'd give him sexy. I needed this job.
The next day I put on my caramel satin blouse and short tight Tiger Stripped skirt with
gold chain belt and gold strappy 3 inch open toed shoes. I had my hair up in a chignon
but with curly tendrils coming down. I wore blood red lipstick and a barely noticeable
topaz eyeshadow with brown eyeliner and thick mascara. I accented the outfit with long,
gold earrings with a small topaz at the end of each earring. I topped it off with my only
luxury in the world, a pair of Raybans.
I sauntered in at 9:45 a.m. and as my eyes were hidden behind my dark sunglasses,
watched the men watch me. I looked up as I walked through the clinic and saw Dr.
House and another doctor with dark hair and lovely deep brown eyes looking down from
the second floor balcony. They were talking about me as I slinked through the corridor
and made my way up the stairs to the second floor. Dr. House was still leaning over the
rail but he was turned to look at me over his shoulder as I walked around the walkway. I
walked up to him, noticed everyone watching me and bent down, whispered in his ear,
"Is this what you want?" I continued to his office where I promptly switched to a pair of
loafers in my purse.
There was nothing on my desk so I went into his office and began to work on sorting
through the mail and organizing his desk. Among other things, I found porn magazines,
a bottle of single malt whiskey that was on it's last legs, a buried photo of a brunette
and him in each other arms with a sunset in the background, a harmonica, rubbers
(some past their use-by date), several half-filled Vicodin bottles and the occasional odd
file. There was one drawer that was locked so I thought I'd come back to it later. A
drawer lock would be no match for a jailbird like me. Lock picking was another talent I
had picked up in the Pen.
I had been in the Dublin, California, Federal Penitentiary. There's only five female
federal penitentiaries in the USA. I was sent to one that had a double fence around it
and no frothing guards with sniper rifles. It had been low key minimum security. It was
one of the things that my lawyer had negotiated (thank you). So I ended up continuing
my education while I was incarcerated. I received a doctorate by internet and real time
webcam classes from Pacific University in English, sub-specialty, Creative Writing. Big
deal. A felon with a doctorate is like an eighteen year old kid with a high school degree.
Whopee.
House walked into his office and without saying a word to me motioned with his thumb
for me to get out of his seat. I did but I had a hard time getting by him because he was
standing in my way. He smelled good, a cologne similar to Polo, but not Polo, a faint
smell of the hospital bathroom soap and a musky smell all his own.
"Can I lick you?" I envisioned asking him but held my tongue (no pun intended). I simply
let him take my place at the desk. He kept his eyes on me the whole time we
exchanged places. I did the same. What a strange man, he must throw a lot of people
off balance.
"Did you find anything useful?" he asked.
"Just that, according to that one magazine, I can keep my pubic hair soft and
manageable by simply using the same hair conditioning on it that I do on my head. Oh,
and that men like having their balls licked." I paused and gave him my most sincere
look, "Is that true?"
"I don't know but if you'd like to lick mine, we could find out...for the sake of science."
"Do you think I would win first place at the Science Fair if I conducted a ball licking
experiment? Of course, I'd start with you and your Fellows."
"I'm not sure I'd let you. I like my balls to be licked by nubile young women who are still
young enough to appreciate the fine art of ball licking."
"Or are just too ignorant to be able to tell a good set from a lousy one."
"Bite me."
"Nah, you'd like it." I didn't bat an eye, "Dr. House, is there a service I can provide you
right now? Otherwise, Dr. Cameron has given me a tape to transcribe."
He was about ready to say something about the service I could provide when a woman
in her late thirties-early forties, dark hair and blue eyes waltzed into his office. She took
one good look at me and snickered, "They told me, but I didn't believe it."
"What?" he asked defensively.
"That you actually hired a woman who was old enough to grow hair on her legs." She
stuck out her hand, "Hi, I'm Lisa Cuddy and I'm the Dean of Medicine. If his sexual
badgering or bantering gets too much, come see me."
"Hey, she started it!" House said like a teenager being scolded by the principal."She
offered to lick my balls a minute ago."
"If she did I'm sure that you manipulated her into doing it."
I watched them and knew right away that Dr. House wasn't afraid of her. They had
some connection between them, what I didn't know. Lisa Cuddy had a firm but not
exaggerated hand shake. I'm sure it was developed over years of trying to get it just
right. A woman in her position had to do a lot of handshaking or ball licking. Judging
from the handshake she wasn't doing a lot of ball licking. She was scrappy and I like
that in a woman, you meet a lot of them in the Pen.
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I spent the first few weeks in the office trying to figure what I was suppose to do.
Frankly, there wasn't much. I started typing Dr. House's notes on patients for their
charts, his strange letters (mostly trying to obtain drugs from different pharmaceutical
companies) and organizing his calendar, which didn't take much organizing. I started to
get bored and so I spent a lot of time gossiping with the different departments. When
you live in a prison for 4 years, gossip is your main form of entertainment and a great
asset for bartering. It had reached an art form in Dublin and I was one of the best
gossip artists around. I knew how to extract gossip like a dentist extracts an impacted
molar.
My reconnaissance helped in the whore business. I found out who was cheating on
whom and who was most likely to want an "arrangement." It wasn't long when I found
out that one of the thoracic surgeons, Virgil Thackery, was bored with his sexless
marriage. Mildred, his loyal nurse, had a thing for Virgil. She loved him but it wasn't
sexual. It was one of those light Harlequin romance loves where they barely look each
other in the eye let alone touch hands or other body parts. Only in this case the only
one who knew they were sharing this romance was Mildred. She told me how Virgil
frequently went to the Triumph to drink and forget his troubles. This was divulged with
bright eyes swollen with tears of constant sorrow for the man she loved. Of course I
wanted to tell her to get a life, but with her looks this life was probably the best she
could do. Poor Mildred.
Virgil isn't bad looking. He's short and cute, like a short Jimmy Stewart without the
stutter. I thought I could probably tolerate him in bed as long as he didn't do anything
too unsavory. Had Sadie been sitting next to me, she would have been egging me on,
"Come on, you can land this one. Get out your little black book and add his name right
there under 'T'."
I was daydreaming about all of this when I heard a voice in what seemed a far off land,
"Earth to nut case. Hellloooo? Are we in the same continuum? Can I get a hello back?"
It was Dr. House waving a hand frantically in front of my face and making silly,
adolescent faces. Sometimes I couldn't believe from the way this man acted that he
was 47 years old. "Yes, Dr. House, sorry but Uhura patched me into the wrong starship.
I'm reading you now."
He tried not to laugh but his eyes crinkled. He turned to the three Fellows, "You guys
need to take lessons from her. She's almost funny." He turned back to me, "You need
to go with Chase and break into our patient's house. He'll show you what to do." House
said impatiently.
My heart skipped, surely he didn't really mean, "break in." "Break in? You mean, enter
without the patient's permission?"
"The patient is out cold so I don't think he'll be giving us the thumbs up."
"But breaking and entering is illegal and carries a sentence of 1-3 years if no one is
home. If someone is home it's home invasion and you're looking at 5-7 years if nothing
happens, more if we hurt someone when we break in."
They were all looking at me as I rattled off the federal sentencing guidelines and the
possible addition to my sentence if my probation was revoked for breaking and
entering.
"We weren't planning on hurting anyone." Chase stepped forward, "It's okay, we do it all
the time. You won't get caught."
House was frustrated, he didn't have time to be nice or reassuring to me, "For God's
Sake, DO YOUR JOB and get that spreading @ss out the door."
"My spreading @ss is staying put."
"Then you're fired."
"Like hell I am." I knew I couldn't be fired for refusing to commit a criminal act. But I also
knew that he'd be pissed off enough to find something for which he could fire me.
Chase stepped in, "Look, Reagan, I have the key to his house and we're trying to
sample his things, which we will return and test to see if there is some bacteria, virus or
zoonotic reason for his illness, nothing else. Okay?"
He sounded pretty reasonable and I realized that a court wouldn't rule it breaking and
entering under these circumstances. Still I hated giving Greg House what he wanted. I
looked at Chase and he seemed so kind that I decided to give in. I gave House the evil
eye and said, "I'll go because Chase is cuter, has nicer hair and only looks at my @ss
when I'm not looking. Let's go Robert." House made a face at me and we left.
I enjoyed my time with Chase, he was really very funny and sweet. He did Greg House
impressions all afternoon. I suspected that he was probably 32ish, making me about
four years older than him. I wondered if he would like to be one of my clients? But then I
knew bedding the Fellows would be too close to home. Besides I was picking up vibes
that there was something between him and Dr. Cameron.
"Now, this guy is showing strange symptoms so anything you think might be related to
being sick, bag it." he said.
"Like a toothbrush? They make me gag sometimes." I asked.
"Well, a toothbrush would be a possibility but not because it makes you gag, but
because it may harbor bacteria. See the difference?"
"Gotcha." I started bagging things. He was working too. "Hey what happened to Dr.
Doom's leg? His Mom kick him?"
He started laughing. He then spent a half hour describing what had happened to
House's leg. Part of me felt sad for House, but then a part of me knew there was more
to his mercurial temperament than a bum leg. "You know, eight years ago I would have
blamed the leg problem for his surly disposition. But you don't get that surly from a bum
leg. He's probably always been a prickly pear. I'd say it's a combo of genes, parent
problems and then the leg. Has he ever been married?"
"No, but he lived with a lawyer, Stacey Warner, for five years, the girlfriend who
authorized the operation."
"What happened to them?"
"I get the impression that he blamed her for the leg and she blamed herself. The
relationship imploded."
"Is she the attractive brunette with high plucked eyebrows from about ten years ago?"
"That would be her."
"Is he getting laid?"
"Funny you should ask that, everyone thinks he's doing you. But in answer to your
question, he hires hookers."
I almost swallowed my gum. I coughed and spattered. "Hookers? Really? Why? He's
good looking, single and a doctor. He could ...you know."
"I don't understand it. Despite his demeanor he seems to pull the women. They're
always flirting with him. I thought his constant nattering about hookers was all show but
Wilson insists it isn't. He has an escort service he calls when he needs servicing and
they send one over. Wilson said he walked in on him and a hooker one day so he has
confirmation. I also heard through the grapevine that he likes them young and brunette,
like Stacy."
"Then why do they think he's doing me?"
"Because you were hired in a rather unconventional outfit and you tend to dress...huh."
"Yeah, I get it. I do that because he asked me to and it's no sweat off my block."
"So, are you doing him?"
I started chuckling. It had been over five years since I had an orgasm that wasn't a
present to myself. I had forgotten what it felt like to have a man give me one. "No, I'm
not doing him. Why would I? I'd never hear the last of it. He'd find a way to torture me
with it. So, if everyone says I'm doing him, how good am I?"
"They say you must be a dominatrix to keep House in line."
"Dominatrix?" I started laughing...oh the fodder he just handed me. "Is House into
S&M?"
"I think House is an equal opportunity pervert. If it will get his rocks off, he'll sign up."
"You know, something tells me that all that bluster is just smoke. I think he likes his sex
like he takes his whiskey, neat."
Chase laughed heartily. "You're a laugh Reagan. Ever thought about going out with
me?"
"Sorry Chase, but 'doing House' is a full time job." We both smiled, "Besides, you look
like a puppy when you're around Cameron. I couldn't separate a puppy from it's
Mommy so soon."
We went back to the hospital with our stash and I learned later that they found the evil
critters on the toothbrush I had bagged! I felt great, like I had solved a crime.
"For Gods sake, we always bag the toothbrush. Get over yourself and remember,
you're just a typist." House yelled at me when I did my little victory dance with Chase.
"Alright Scrooge, but remember, be nice, I open your mail."
"Yeah, and I give you a paycheck."
"And I answer your phones."
"I give you your review."
"I fix your coffee." I emphasized with pretend spitting sounds.
"I can arrange to have you fixed."
"I'd like to see you try."
He broke out laughing and so did I.
Chapter 4
House and Wilson Go Hollywood
"Pick me up at 7:00 tonight."
"Are you wearing a dinner jacket?":
"No, I thought I'd go with that little lavendar cocktail dress." House gave Wilson a look
of frustration, "Of course I'm wearing a dinner jacket. Hey, bring your sunglasses. We
need to look b!tchin' tonight."
House fingered the invitation and smiled. One of his patients had been a short subject
producer and had given House a ticket for two to a red-carpet premier. It turned out the
premier was for a documentary on Hollywood and the studios. Several A-list actors
were scheduled to attend.
House pulled out his tuxedo and looked at it. He was looking forward to tonight, it had
been a boring winter except for the addition of Reagan to the staff. This reception
might lighten it up. He got dressed, drank a whiskey and put the finishing touches on
his bowtie just before he heard the knock on the door. House turned out most of the
lights, grabbed his keys and put on his winter coat. Wilson always drove because he
had the nicer car. Wilson parked the car using House's blue placard and they started
walking towards the theater where the premier was taking place. House elbowed
Wilson, "Ahhh," his mouth dropped, "Be still my beating heart, it's Helen Bonham
Carter...ohhh, I've had a crush on her since Howard's End. Look, Kirsten Dunst all
grown up and without fangs! She sure can suck face upside down."
Wilson was just as excited. "Jake Gyllenhaal."
"Oh...ever since Brokeback Mountain I've cooled on him. I can't stand the thought of
him with Heath Ledger. I wanted him to hook up with Randy Quaid."
"Hey, he was just acting."
"Yeah, but I could have gone my whole life without seeing Jake ridin', ropin' and
redecoratin'."
House was in line and lurked around while he waited for Helen Bonham Carter to end
her television interview. He nonchalantly started to walk next to her up the red carpet.
Photos were being taken and what Helen didn't know was that House had position
himself so that it appeared they were together. Photos were snapped and eventually
several photojournalists asked for House's name. He smiled slyly and gave it to them.
Meanwhile, Wilson was inside at the champagne reception talking to Jake Gyllenhaal
and Matt Damon. They were having an intellectual discussion regarding the recent oil
spill in Alaska. Everyone was talking about how similar it was to the Valdez incident.
House was quite pleased with himself and was making his way over to Wilson when he
saw her. He pointed her out to Wilson who gave House a quizzical look, "What is your
secretary doing here?"
"It looks like she's waitressing. Those black trousers and white blouse came in handy."
Reagan saw House and Wilson and smiled. She walked up to them and said,
"Champagne?"
They both took a glass. "What are you doing here?"
"Moonlighting." She didn't dare tell him that her probation officer had wrangled the job
for her. "I need the money." She nodded to them and then took off.
House saw her a few minutes later talking to a man in his mid to late forties. The man
was smiling and flirting. Reagan was obviously receptive. House was curious and just a
bit put off by the fact that someone was hitting on her. He felt a little protective towards
her and so he made his way over. She was writing her phone number on the arm of the
man and flipping her hair back, smiling seductively. She turned and saw House a few
feet away and looked absolutely scared to death.
House took another champagne, "Is he forcing you to tattoo him with your concentration
camp number?"
"Yes, I gave him my number." She was hoping House would do nothing more. This
was her chance to make some really good money after the premier. The producer was
going to call her when it was over and have her meet him at his hotel. "Now bugger
off."
"He looks like he swings both way, did you ask for an HIV clearance?"
"No, but I did get his secret decoder ring. Leave me alone Dr. House. I'll see you
Monday and try to behave. I saw what you did on the red carpet. I'm going to have a
ton of calls to respond to on Monday. Just what do you want me to say about Helen
Bohham Carter?"
"We're just good friends." He said seriously and wiggled his eyebrows.
Reagan snorted, he could be so funny.
The front rows were saved for the celebrities, but House, using his leg and cane as an
excuse, managed to get them seats in the second row, next to Jessica Biel. House
gave her a sly, sexy smile as came down the aisle and to his great surprise, she
returned it. He sat down and smoothed out the crease in his trousers.
"Are you enjoying the evening?" she asked.
"Kind of, but it's typical premier crap." House answered, "Why don't we skip out and
have a drink and see where it goes?"
He said this just as a head bent down from the seat next to her and gave him the evil
eye. Jessica smiled, "Huh...." She waited for House to say his name.
"House, Dr. Gregory House." He smiled.
"Dr. House, this is my mother, Mrs. Biel."
House said nothing but gave her mother a painful smile. Things were a little awkward
afterwards and House left with nothing more than an autograph and a cell phone photo
of the two of them together. However, House did hit it off with another, not so well
know actress, Marcia. She'd even given him head in her car. When she was done
and ready to leave, he got out of the car to go home. She stopped him, gave him her
card and told him to call her. As she drove off he saw that she lived in Santa Monica,
California, hardly within easy driving distance. He pocketed the card and smiled. It had
been a fun evening.
Later that night Reagan's cell phone rang, the caller I.D. showed a California cell phone
number, it was him. "Hi."
"Hi, it's Jerry. Well, it's finally over. I'm at the Hyatt, Room 544. How soon can you be
here?"
"Thirty minutes."
"Great, see you soon." He hung up.
She had rushed home and cleaned up, putting on her tiger skirt and caramel blouse,
strappy shoes and was out the door. She knocked on the door of 544 and he answered
in a robe. "Fiona, come on in." He let her in and went over to pour a drink of wine.
"Nice suite. How was the movie?" She asked.
"It sucked. It came off as a National Enquirer article rather than a serious documentary
about the inequities in Hollywood. But, it will go over well with the public and it will
make money, so that's what counts." He handed her the wine, "So shall we talk
money?"
"Obviously it depends on what you want: $300 for an hour; $500 for the night; $100 for
just a blow job and sorry but I don't do backdoors."
"Fine. He pulled out his wallet and counted out $500. "I don't want you jumping up in
the middle of the night and running out the door." He put his wine down, "What's the
rules on kissing you?"
"No kisses on the mouth, you know, standard stuff."
He pulled out his wallet and counted out another $500, held it up to her, "An extra $500
if you let me kiss you on the mouth while we're having sex."
Oh...wow, that's tempting. She thought back to Sadie's admonishment, "Don't let the
John kiss you on the mouth." She never really said why. "Alright." She took the $500
and pocketed it.
He undid his robe and she could see a rather normal package, nothing special. "You're
turn." he said.
Underneath her blouse and skirt was a corset and french cut panties. She turned on
the television in the room to the music channel and, in keeping with the music, dropped
her skirt, kicked it to the side and then opened up her blouse. She continued to dance
in her high heels. She swayed and dipped, rubbed herself all over. Stuck her hand
suggestively down her panties, rubbing and grinding for several minutes. When the
song was over, he grabbed her, pulled her near and started kissing her breasts and
undoing the corset. He smiled when the corset fell to the ground.
"Are those real?" he asked.
"Of course they are, they'd be bigger if they weren"t."
"They're beautiful." He nuzzled them and licked them. All night long he complimented
her on her body, her laugh, her technique. He was on this third go. Just before he put
on a rubber she gave him a little extra on the deal, she gave him the Special Head, the
style Sadie taught her.
He had his eyes closed tight, feeling lightheaded from the sensation. She put the
rubber on him and then bent over so he could have her from behind creating the golden
trio, missionary, girl on top and doggy style. In each scenario she moaned and groaned
for him but there was no pleasure in it for her. She was concentrating solely on him
and not what felt good to her. He didn't seem to need for her to pretend to come as
long as she gave him verbal sex cues during the act.
When it was over he collapsed onto her and she collapsed down to the bed and
giggled. He almost felt like dead weight. For a moment she was frightened, what if he
was dead? After all, one client had a heart attack with her. She quickly turned and
noted that he was moving. She let out her breath and smiled.
"Damn, you're good. That thing with your mouth, I've only had one other hooker do that
and unfortunately, she's serving a sentence in jail for pandering. You may have heard
about her. She had an international prostitution ring, the Bel Air Madam? Sadie
Thompson?"
"Yes, I've heard of her." Reagan smiled at the mention of Sadie's name, "You were her
client?"
"Yeah, Sadie only personally serviced a few clients in the end and I was one of them.
She made her most of her money as a madam. In fact, she made a lot of money, she
was good, really good. I miss her."
"I heard she left a void in Los Angeles when she was put away. I've often thought of
moving out to California to apply my trade." She smiled at him.
He pulled her into him and held her during the night. This John was romantic, he liked
having sex as if it was more than sex. Some men just wanted what was between your
legs and others wanted all of you, including the cuddle afterwards. You usually knew
what way they were because the romantics always paid for the entire night.
In the morning she got dressed as he showered and shaved. He came out to the room,
still wet from the shower and looked at her as she grabbed her purse. He went over to
his wallet and got out two cards.
"Keep one of the cards and if you're in L.A. call me, please. On the other card, put
down your name, your real name, and your phone number. I'll call you when I'm in the
area."
She tilted her head sweetly and simply said, "Okay." She left her number and name
(real one) and kissed him on the cheek. "See ya."
Chapter 5
Poor Poor Pitiful Me
"Well, did you get any?" House was making his own coffee while I was drafting a grant
proposal for the department. Dr. Cuddy had given it to me to type and submit. It was
poorly phrased. It was typical of most professionals, they must use some "Idiot's Guide
to Submitting Grants." I improved the wording and submitted it.
"Did I get any what?"
He looked frustrated. House was shaking his head. "Did you get any @ss? Did you
hook up with that guy? Did you put out? I'd think twice about seeing him again, I'm
pretty sure he was bi-sexual or a tranny. But then, maybe that's all you can pull. You
know, you do have nice legs, maybe if you wore a sack over your head you'd get better
offers."
"Why would I want a better offer when I can stare right through that glass and see the
man of my dreams. I'm just so turned on by your juggling and that bald spot. Man
when I see that my knees go weak. Let's not forget your lovable limp and the fact that
you're such a fashion plate. I just sit here all day wishing I could be that ball you're
always playing with...and I don't mean the one on your desk. I may sleep with others
but," I paused and then gave him a sultry look, "you're the man." I paused and turned
cranky, "Now can I get back to work or do you still need to demonstrate to me why
you're still single?"
He shut up and gave me a strange look as if I had turned the tables when he wasn't
looking, "I was just wondering if you were going to be in a good mood or not. I figure if
you got the big "O" maybe you'd be nicer. And what's with the black? Have you gone
Goth again?"
I had gone shopping with my $1,000 trick money. I had on a new black silk blouse that
showed lots of cleavage, a short black pencil skirt, black stockings and 3 inch red
stiletto heels. I also had on a red studded collar. I figured I'd play up the dominatrix
gossip. House kept looking at me. I got up, went over to him and stared longingly into
his big blue eyes. I rubbed the back of my neck and then down my breasts. I licked
my lips and smoothed my skirt over my hips. I was close enough that I could feel his
breath which was quickly becoming irregular. I looked slowly back up to his blue eyes.
I could smell him and so I knew he could smell me. A little glisten of sweat broke out
on his forehead. He was clearly wondering what I was doing. I motioned for him to
bend down so I could whisper something to him. He bent down and I put my mouth so
close to his ear that they occasionally brushed against him as I spoke. "There's been
something I've wanted to do since I walked in this morning." I gave just the faintest of
smiles and then reached up towards his face slowly and purposefully. He closed his
eyes. I plucked a piece of fluff from his hair and then walked away. I went to the
women's bathroom where I broke into gales of laughter.
That was fun. He thought he could torture me with his tirades and insults. I now knew I
could torture right back. We were both pros at what we were doing. What he didn't
know was that I had perfected flirtation 101 with Sadie. She knew just how to drive a
man wild and she had taught me. Poor pitiful House, I realized I had a cannon and he
had a pea shooter.
The team arrived and showed me a photo in US magazine of Helen Bonham Carter
walking with Dr. Gregory House. It was taken just when she turned, saw House and his
cane and gave him a polite smile. It looked like they knew each other and were
intimate. I laughed so hard it hurt. House walked in, saw the photo and smiled at me.
I nodded, "You're good...really. I can't believe that photo.
"Hey, she's hot. It's a shame I had to turn her down. I just can't be with her, she
smokes like a chimney."
"Yeah, like that would stop you." I said.
I fielded phone calls all day about the photo and had fun with it. I started with, "They're
just good friends" and by the end of the day I was telling the reporters, "They aren't
prepared to discuss their relationship and where it's going."
It was Friday and I was looking forward to the long Memorial Day weekend. I had
decided to take some of my hooker money and go see my old college classmate in New
York. House walked into the outer office and, with a sucker in his mouth, said, "I'll need
you to come in this weekend to do some typing."
"Typing? I have plans."
He leaned down and with the meanest look he could manage said, "Tough. This
article has to be submitted by June 1st or none of us have a job. Capice?"
I sighed and gave him a look of disapproval. "Give it to me, maybe I can get it done
tonight."
"Doubtful, this is just tape one. I haven't finished tape two. I'll work on it tonight and
see you here tomorrow morning."
"Jerk."
"B!tch."
Around 2:00 pm I was still pouting when he came in and grabbed a book off the shelf.
He turned and saw my best pouty face. "Oh for God's sake grow up. It's not like you
have a lot to do around here anyway. You're basically a carbuncle sucking the money
out of this department. You're lucky I hired you. No one else would have."
I jumped to my feet, grabbed my purse out of the desk drawer and said, "Get screwed!"
in my best felon voice and started to stomp out of the office. I think he realized the
import of what he had just done. Without me, he wouldn't be able to submit his article
on time and the board would have his nads. Chase told me that they had been very
generous in giving him until June 1st to submit the article so I knew he needed me, they
were unlikely to extend his deadline.
He reached out and tried to stop me with his cane but it only ended up tripping me. I
stumbled on my 3 inch heels and went flying. I caught my head on the edge of the
table as I tumbled forward. It happened so fast that I couldn't get my hands up fast
enough to protect myself from the fall. I then hit the chair and finally the floor. Blood
was spurting everywhere from my cut eyebrow, bleeding nose and busted lip.
"Christ!" House hobbled over and kneeled down, rolled me over and saw the blood
coming from several cuts. I looked up, gurgling from the blood going down the back of
my mouth. I'm sure I must have looked horrified because I could see in his face a
mixture of anger, frustration and deep concern.
Cameron came in, looked down at me bleeding on the floor and then looked at House,
"What did you do to her?" Without waiting for a response, she ran out to get a
wheelchair and a towel. It was Cameron who gathered me up and put me in the
wheelchair with the towel pressed to my face and took me down to Emergency.
I was in the emergency room when House showed up, looking like a churlish teenager
who just had his car taken away on prom night. The doctor was sewing up the gash in
my eyebrow when House asked, "I guess this means you won't come in this weekend to
type up my article?"
I couldn't move my head because of the stitching so I simply said, "Bite me."
The doctor, Geffler, laughed and then looked over at House and snickered at him.
"What are you looking at? She's the patient, keep your eye on her." House turned
back to look at me, "I'll make it up to you...give you some time off next month with
pay..."
He was going to say more but Cuddy came rushing in with Cameron behind her, looked
at me and then laid into House, "You two can't have kinky sex at the office. This S & M
thing has to stop."
House shook his head in disbelief, " What have you been smoking?"
"House, everyone's talking about it. You two should know better and if it doesn't stop,
I'm firing one of you." She turned towards me, "Looking at the shape she's in, I suspect
I'll be firing you House."
"Dr. Cuddy?" I finally spoke up. "Uh...I don't know where you're getting your info," I
paused and looked directly at Cameron who I suspected had been the source, "But I'm
not doing Dr. House. Come on Dr. Cuddy, look at him. Don't you think I could do
better? He's a mess. He drinks too much, takes too many pills, looks like he slept in
his clothes, snores and has thinning hair. We weren't in some kama sutra position
when this happened. Dr. House tripped me with his cane to punish me for not wanting
to do his last minute typing."
" I DIDN'T TRIP YOU." He turned to Cuddy and was very agitated, "I was trying to stop
her from leaving the office. It was an accident."
Cuddy calmed down and then gave Cameron a disapproving look. "I can see your point
Reagan. He isn't much to look at is he?"
"Hey, I score better looking women than her." House lamented.
"Maybe when you were younger but you're past your sell-by date House. You need to
think about repackaging." She looked at both of us, "You two need to sort this out.
There will be no time extensions on your article." She didn't wait for the gobsmacked
House to answer. Cuddy turned on her heels and left. Cameron followed.
"Where did she get the idea that I was screwing you?" House asked.
Dr. Geffler answered for me, "It's all over the hospital. I heard you two were caught in
the sleep lab with whips and handcuffs."
I started sniggering, I just couldn't keep it in. Dr. Geffler backed off with the needle to
wait until the bout of laughter passed. He laughed too.
House was agitated, "If we're into S&M, who's the S and who's the M?"
"According to Nurse Brenda, you're the submissive one House. The word is that all
your bluster and meanness is a cover for you. In reality you want to be humiliated."
I was doubled up with laughter. House's face contorted into a look of pure
bewilderment and anger, "I'm an S or I WOULD BE an S if I were into S & M. They
can't really think she's the S?" he shook his head, made a tsk noise and left the room.
Geffler turned back to me. "You have him dancing on a tightrope, don't you? I've never
seen House so tongue tied."
"Is that really the gossip?"
"Nah, some people think you're the submissive one, but I didn't want him to know that.
Don't worry, most of the gossip is that you two are just screwing, no kinky stuff. But
with that stud collar, I'm beginning to wonder. Now let me stitch you up."
"We aren't screwing but I do like to yank his chain."
"I can tell and there's no one who deserves it more."
He was quiet for a few minutes while he stitched me up. He finished and then smiled at
me. He smelled like Obsession por Homme. Nice. He was good looking, not
handsome, but definitely pleasant to be seen with. He was a touch overweight, maybe
ten pounds but tall, about six feet. He looked down at me and said, "Would you like to
go out sometime?"
It finally dawned on me that my mouth must be opened because he started laughing at
me. I hadn't anticipated anyone asking me out. I hadn't been on a date since Ecuador.
That was almost six years ago, right after my thirtieth birthday. So many thoughts went
through my head at once. Do I want to go out with him? If I do, do I tell him I'm a
felon? If I tell him, do I do it now or when we're on the date or when? More importantly,
do I tell him that I'm a part time hooker? Nah, I knew the answer to that one.
I breathed out and said, "I think I would." I know I didn't sound very convincing, "I just
haven't dated a lot lately."
"Well, we can start slow. How about dinner in a well lit restaurant frequented by
police?"
I giggled. "We don't have to go that slow, but dinner would be nice."
"Tonight?"
"Too fast. I'm going to have to stay with Dr. Dread to get this article typed in time. I
was just holding out to see what perks I could get out of him. Tomorrow night?"
"Great. I'll pick you up."
I gave him my address and directions. Ken, my probation officer, had found me the
place. There aren't many people who will rent to felons and most rental applications
ask if you've ever been convicted of a felony. I was pleased with my new apartment. It
was a large studio over a three car garage. It had a kitchenette, a bathroom and then
the main room. It was $450 a month plus utilities, a bargain in Princeton. Most of the
housing is snapped up by the students. I was lucky to get this. My landlord is a math
teacher at the local high school, a widower named Ralph.
"What time?"
"7:00 pm. Okay?"
"Great."
I looked in the mirror in the women's restroom and almost screamed. I had a black eye,
stitched eyebrow, and split lip. My nose had stopped bleeding but was beginning to get
black and blue. I looked horrible. This sucked. I just knew my Johns were going to call
and want some nookie. I couldn't meet them like this, it would scare them away. Oh
well, I guess I'd have to have the flu this week.
I opened the door to the outer office and Chase made a painful face in response to the
bruising on my face. House walked in and Chase looked up, "What the hell did you do
to her?" Chase got to his feet as if he was going to do something about it.
"Calm down Chase, he meant to use the cane as a barricade and ended up using it as
a hook on my ankle. I fell."
House looked sheepish, "Cuddy wants you to fill out these accident forms. She said if
you want to take the rest of the day and weekend off you can." He sounded so pitiful
that I was both satisfied that he was in pain and sympathetic simultaneously.
I said nothing but went over, picked up the tape, shoved it into the transcriber and sat
down. He looked apologetic and wouldn't go away. I took off the headphones, threw
them on the desk and yelled, "WHAT?"
He stepped back in surprise, "Cuddy said I had to apologize."
"I'm going to transcribe your tapes but you owe me. You're going to give me not one,
but two days off during the week whenever I choose and you're going to pay me for
those days off, understand?"
He looked embarrassingly at Chase and then back to me. He shook his head, "yes."
"Oh...and go get me a diet coke." I ordered.
"Screw you." House said and went back into his office.
I chuckled and so did Chase. Chase looked at me, "Good try. I thought he just might
do it."
"He would have if you hadn't been here. He had to keep that alpha male dominance in
the pack."
I started transcribing what had to be the most boring tape in the world. I was looking up
half the medical terms or asking Chase what they meant and how to spell them. I was
also falling asleep or spacing out. I knew I had to do something. I took a break and
then came back to it. I transcribed until 7:30 p.m. and to give House credit, he stayed
the whole time dictating the next tape even though he could have dictated at home.
Before I left I handed him a draft of the first tape to correct and he threw it in the trash.
I was shocked, "Don't you want to edit it?"
"I could give a crap. I just have to submit something, it doesn't have to be published.
That's why they have editors at the Journal. What time are you coming in tomorrow?"
"Early, about 8:00 a.m."
"Okay." he paused, "How do you feel?"
"My lip feels like a sausage, my eyebrow hurts and I have a huge headache."
"I'm...I'm sorry."
I looked at him, I hadn't expected that. I searched his face to see if he was going to
start laughing or if there was any hint of perfidy. But he looked genuinely contrite.
"Yeah, well next time that cane comes near me I'm going to shove it up your @ss,
okay?"
He smiled. "Are you flirting with me?"
I shook my head and left.
The next morning I stopped and got a smoothie. I arrived at 8:05 and was surprised to
see House at his desk on his computer. I walked into his office. "You didn't need to
come in. You could have just put the tape on my desk."
"I need to have it in the mail this afternoon."
"I looked at how much tape was left to transcribe. I'll be done by noon if you want to
come back around 11:30 a.m."
He nodded and got up. He grabbed his cane and looked at me. "The yellow goes
nicely with your top." He was pointing to the bruising which had changed from dark,
dark purple to purple and yellow.
"Thanks, I hope my date likes the new color scheme."
He stopped, "Date?"
"Yeah, the emergency doctor asked me out. It's the only good thing that came out of
this. He wants to see if I really am a Dominatrix. Could you vouch for me. Maybe
show him some whip marks?"
He cocked his head like he wanted to ask a lot of questions but knew I needed to start
typing so he kept shut his mouth. I went into the outer office and continued to
transcribe the tape. Now that I knew he wasn't going to edit I felt an obligation to make
it sound legible, so I enhanced it, corrected the grammar and in general made sure it
was legible. I took my time and was printing it out when House came back with two
milkshakes, handing me one. "Chocolate."
"Thanks, I love milkshakes, I like malts even better.'
"I'll remember that."
"Well, here. Sign it."
He signed on the back page and I produced an envelope already typed and ready to go
with the appropriate postage. I put the documents into the envelope and he put out his
hand.
I shook my head violently, "You think for one minute I trust you to get this into a mail
box? Hell, no. I'm taking it over to the post office and posting it."
"So where are you going tonight?"
"Disneyland." I said. He looked perturbed. "Out for dinner. I'm not sure. Do you have
any plans?" I knew when I asked that he didn't. He didn't go out often. He seemed to
stay home and from something Wilson once said, he spent most of his time drinking,
watching television, and playing piano. I had an urge to hug him but then I
remembered the status of my face and the urge passed. "I've got to go. See you
Tuesday."
I got home and there was a call on my voice mail cancelling my Wednesday tryst. I was
grateful that it was the John who cancelled instead of me. I still had just two regular
clients, Peter and Calvin. But Calvin only used my services once a month. He was
much younger than me but he said he liked the "experience" I brought to the bedroom.
That made me feel old.
I dressed in my new pink sundress, pink cardigan, white heels and hair in a pony tail. I
thought I looked a little like a Barbie doll that had been physically abused by Ken. I
pulled out my RayBans which helped a little. There was a knock on the door and I
opened it. He looked great in nice navy blue microfiber trousers, a Nautica shirt and
brown loafers. He whistled at me. I knew he was just being kind because the whole
busted lip and bruises really did nothing for my appearance.
"If I can just remember that gorgeous face from the first day I saw it a month ago, I bet it
looks great with that dress. I know that body is hot."
I blushed. "Thanks..." I went blank. I only knew him as Geffler, Dr. Geffler.
"Ryan."
"I'm so sorry! I just know you by your last name.'
"It's okay."
We went to a Asian Fusion restaurant and ate. The conversation was easy and I
laughed a lot. I had to dodge some questions about my past but I made sure I didn't lie.
I just didn't want anyone to know about my jaded history. At least not yet.
We got along really well. He was funny, polite and attentive. He wasn't the biting wit
that House was, but he was that "ah gosh" kind of funny. When we got back to my
place I debated about asking him in but he solved the problem. At the top of the
landing he pulled me around, gave me a very nice first kiss with just a little tongue and
then said, "I have to get up early to go deep sea fishing with my buddies down at the
shore so I'll say goodnight. I'll call you."
"Thanks for a lovely evening." I said. He went half way down the steps, turned to make
sure I got inside safely and then left. "Wow! That was nice and fun." I said to a non-
existent companion and then closed the door.
Chapter 6
Things Come to a Head
June 8th was a rainy day and a busy one for the Diagnostics department. A new
patient, who wanted House to personally diagnose her, had just arrived. For the last
month she had been having dizzy spells and problems with her balance. House had
met her at the celebrity reception. She was the new actress he had met. Her block-
buster science fiction film had just opened that week. Her arrival had created some
havoc in the department mostly because House already had one patient that was giving
him heartburn. Now he had two.
House opened the door to the outer office and started grabbing journals and medical
books off the shelves. "The team is busy running tests on the runt, I need you to go
down and take a history on the new patient, Marcia Grant."
"Me?" Reagan asked.
House looked around the otherwise empty office and said, "No, Jimmy Hoffa's ghost
over there. Here, get her to answer these questions and any others that you think
might help." He handed her a patient questionnaire.
Reagan started looking for a pen on her new desk. It pissed her off that they always
went missing, the team kept taking them. She was wearing a low cut black shell with a
pencil skirt. When she bent over everything was in view for House, except her nipples.
He was just praying to get a glimpse of her nipples and was tilting his head and
squinting when he noticed her staring at him. She looked at her top and the view of her
breasts and then straightened up quickly.
"Oh, grow up." She said with disgust.
"Don't blame me, you wear those blouses and flash your breasts. What am I suppose
to do, look away?"
"You know, I wouldn't be wearing these clothes if you hadn't ordered me to dress like
this when I came here two months ago."
"Thank God."
She grabbed the pen she found and stormed out to a smiling House. He adjusted his
jeans a little and went back to the other room to work on the first patient's files.
Reagan entered the patient's room and was greeted by her manager and her mother.
"I'm Reagan Grogan, Dr. House's assistant. I'll be asking you some questions."
Reagan looked at the young woman. She had a pair of knockers on her that were
obviously fake but otherwise, the rest of her body was all Marcia. She was brunette
and according to her answers, she was 26, 5'7" 122 lbs. She was born in Illinois and
had no allergies or known exposure to molds. Reagan was asking the questions when
Marcia finally interrupted her.
"I want Dr. House to see me. I want him to do the interview."
"Dr. House is with another patient. He wanted me to get your medical history first and
then he'll be down."
The actress frowned but kept answering Reagan's questions. Marcia's face lit up as
the sliding door opened and House walked in."
"Hello Greg." Marcia said.
"Hello Marcia." House walked over and took the questionnaire out of Reagan's hands.
He read through it quickly. "When did you finish filming in the Philippines?"
"Just before we met."
He asked her mother and the manager to leave but not Reagan. He went over to
Marcia and started to examine her. Reagan had never seen him work before. She was
impressed and somewhat amused that he was so serious. Everyone said he was a
genius. The fact that he got away with so much attested to that. Cuddy wasn't likely to
keep anyone who gave her that much grief unless they were good, really good.
"Greg, you never called me."
"You live in Santa Monica."
"But I come back here all the time to see my mother. I enjoyed our little outing to my
car the other night. I hope you did too."
Reagan wasn't surprised. She had heard that House liked them young and nubile.
Marcia fit the bill to a T. He finished the examination and looked over at Reagan.
"Get Foreman in here and tell him to run a CSF on her, a catscan, a CB3 and ANA."
"Okay." She got up and went to get Foreman. There was something very alpha male
about House doing an examination. She felt submissive and that felt odd. Reagan
rarely was submissive. If you're submissive in the Pen then you never get to eat,
shower or keep your dignity.
The first patient died. House had diagnosed him but the disease was in the final stages
and there was nothing they could do. The actress turned out to have a small tumor
resting on her spinal column that was hidden by tissue. She was scheduled for an
operation for the following month after she finished filming a pilot to remove the tumor
and surrounding tissue. She was in no real danger for the next month so the
neurosurgeon cleared her for filming.
Reagan had come back from lunch, picked up the calendar and saw that House had
written in a medical seminar for the end of the month but had no details written down.
The vertical blinds were pulled in House's office meaning he was probably on the floor
sleeping. She burst through the door and saw House in his easy chair with the
actress's head in his lap bringing him to climax. He was coming at the same time he
saw her standing in the doorway. He had forgotten to lock the second door.
There was nothing he could do at this point but let nature take its course. He moaned
and grimaced and tried to give Reagan the evil eye all at the same time. Reagan knew
she should leave but she was transfixed. He looked like he was in pain but the
moaning and white semen spilling over said otherwise. He was embarrassed but at the
same time seeing her watch them was a turn on. He felt confused. Reagan finally
shrugged and backed out of the room. She wasn't sure how she felt. She was
amused, a little embarrassed and a little, could it be? She was a little jealous. How
strange. She figured the actress was done by now and House was zipping up.
Reagan looked at her watch. She had a half hour left on the clock. She didn't think
House would mind if she went home early. It was probably better for them to give it a
night before they saw each other again.
When Reagan got home she saw that she had a voice mail. She was hoping it was
Ryan. He hadn't called and it had been over a week. After what she saw today she
was really hoping that she could get some action. And by action, she wanted a man to
to make her come. This dry spell had to end.
The phone call was from Pete. He wanted to meet up with her next Wednesday at the
usual hotel. She penciled it into her calendar, Pete, 7, Hyatt. That was it, no more
messages. She came to the conclusion that she had read the date with Ryan wrong.
He really hadn't found her attractive. Of course with the bruising and busted face she
couldn't blame him. She looked into the mirror. She could barely see the bruising and
with makeup you couldn't see it at all. She ate dinner, watched 24 and went to bed.
The next day she braced herself for House. It was his birthday and she had bought him
a book on the famous jazz pianist, Dave Brubeck. She put it on his desk with his card
and then turned to leave to find him standing, leaning on his cane, in front of her. He
looked stern and said nothing.
"I need more information on your conference at the end of the month so I can make
your reservations and get your cases covered."
He nodded.
"Uh, happy birthday. I put a little something, not much, on your desk." She wanted to
say that for her, spending $20 on a present was a big thing. But she knew that
compared to what the doctors earned $20 was nothing. She needed to get more
clients, it was hard to make ends meet with just two regular guys and the odd overflow
from the local escort service.
One of her original tricks had mentioned her name to a local escort service and they
had called her. Reagan came to an arrangement with the owner, Pam. They would call
her if they didn't have enough girls to service all of their clients. They expected her to
give them a 15% referral fee. They never gave her any of the locals because they
didn't want to lose their clients to her. They only gave her the out-of-towners. They
figured 15% of something was better than turning the business away. She had turned
two tricks for them. Both nice guys. She left and went to her new desk. Cuddy had
purchased a second computer station after the Fellows griped that they didn't have
access to the old one when they needed it.
House opened the card and read it. It was funny, causing him to smile. He opened the
gift and was pleasantly surprised to receive the book. He already had it, it was one of
his favorites. But the fact that she had read him well enough to purchase something he
liked was a miracle. Cameron always gave him something that went to the back of his
closet and Wilson was smart enough to just ask him what he wanted or took him out.
This year House had bought himself a present and was looking forward to receiving it.
They didn't talk much all day even though Reagan tried to act normally. House was
guarded and said very little to her. Reagan saw Cameron come in with a gift and then
Cuddy with a card. Reagan knew that Wilson was taking House out for drinks later but
she wondered if House was going to do anything special for his birthday? Today was
not the day to ask. Things between them had gotten awkward quickly.
Chapter 7
Sex and the Single Girl
I had just watched Cuddy hand the birthday card to House when I received a call from
Moonlight Escort Service. They had several Johns without girls that night. Pamela told
me that they had a rash of requests and had originally filled them but two of the girls
were sick and one had to go back to Ohio because her brother had died in an auto
accident. Pam ran a nice, clean operation and was pretty good about checking out the
Johns. Unlike some services, she checked the information the Johns provided before
letting her girls meet them. It turned out to be the smart thing to do. There had only
been two bad incidents in the fifteen years Pam had been running the service.
"I've got a semi-regular who needs a girl. He calls occasionally, nothing you could set a
watch by. But he's a little odd. He usually likes college girls but I think he'll be okay
with you. You look young for your age. He doesn't like you to talk. He's kind of a slam,
bam, thank you ma'am. Nothing kinky, just in and out in an hour. He's a good tipper if
you keep your mouth shut. We'll expect 15% and of course, you won't tell him that
you're independent, right?"
"No problem."
"He's set the appointment for 9:00pm tonight. Okay?"
"Fine." I took down the address.
I went home and cooked myself a light dinner and debated as to what to wear. If this
guy liked them young and wanted to get the deed over with then I would wear trendy
clothes that were easy to take off. I picked out a peasant blouse, a flip skirt, no nylons
and my nice bra and panties set I bought last week at Marshalls. I tried not to look like
a hooker but to look more like a perky college girl. I let my hair hang down with just a
headband to keep it off of my face. I put on backless heels and was out the door at
8:30 p.m. I don't know the city that well so I left early. I arrived about ten minutes
before nine but I could see a light on and when I listened at the door, I only heard a
television. I straightened my skirt, checked my lipstick, ate a mint and tried to look
young and perky. I checked the address again, 221 B. I knocked on the door.
The door opened and my mind went, "F#CK, F#CK, F#CK!" It was House standing at
the door. He looked a little confused and then nervous. He kept looking around me as
if he was expecting someone else. The shock was starting to dissipate from me and I
was now curious.
"What do you want?" He asked in a hurry.
"Can I come in?"
"No. I'm expecting company any minute."
"This won't take long." I pushed past him and into the room.
He turned, obviously annoyed with me, and hobbled back to the middle of the room
where I was standing. He was dressed in just a navy blue t-shirt and dark blue levis.
He was barefoot. There was a bottle of whiskey on the coffee table with a half-empty
glass next to it and a couple of birthday cards and their envelopes. His piano was in the
corner and there were musical instruments all over. The apartment looked like him.
He pointed towards the door with his arms and his body, "Get out! Leave...I'll see you
tomorrow."
"Who's so important that you can't take time out to let me say my peace?"
"My birthday present. Someone is bringing me my birthday present."
"Oh." I pretended to understand. "Ok, I get it. But I also came to give you your
birthday present before I leave."
"You gave me a present already, now leave."
I walked up and was standing so close to him I could feel the body heat wafting off his
chest along with that musky smell he has. I could almost taste the whiskey on his
breath. He became very still and stiff. I put both hands on his face and pulled his head
down as if I was going to whisper something in his ear. He let his body drop a little to
hear what I had to say. Instead, I nibbled his ear and stuck my tongue in it while
massaging his package through the jeans. His breathing became slow and deep. He
actually quivered when I let my lips come down his neck. Then I unzipped him and
started to stick my hand inside but he grabbed my hand and pulled it out.
"This is all very...very interesting but you really have to go, can I take a rain check?" His
voice was softer more considerate.
I looked up into his eyes and smiled sweetly, "Greg, I am your birthday present,
Moonlight sent me over."
He was stunned and looking at me like I had just announced the second coming of
Jesus Christ and the Rapture. He didn't comprehend what I was saying at first. Then it
hit him like the proverbial lightbulb coming on. His eyes widened and all he said was,
"F#ck. I was looking forward to this."
"I'm not leaving. I'm here to do a job and it's important that I do it. Pam won't hire me
again if I don't report back that you were satisfied."
"Let me get this straight...you're a hooker? A hooker?"
"I'm still trying to build up a clientele but yes, I am. And you're a John. So now that we
have that figured out, let's go back to your bedroom and I'll keep my mouth shut."
"You think I'm going to pay you for sex? First you're what, 35? Blonde and oh, here's
the clincher, my employee!"
"Not tonight. Tonight I'm your birthday gift to yourself. And before you dismiss a 36
year old blonde, at least give me a try. I know why you want a brunette and you want
her to be quiet. It's because you want to imagine that you're back with Stacy, back
when you both just met and were young. But try something different for your birthday,
try this. If you find me repulsive, you won't have to pay me. Come on, where's your
bedroom?"
I started to walk to his bedroom while pulling his hand. He still wasn't convinced. "I
don't bite Greg. Do you want me to be quiet?" Like a salesman, always keep asking
the customer questions as if they had already committed to the purchase.
"I want you to leave."
"I will after I do what I came her to do. Come on." I could see he was melting, realizing
that his plans for sex would fall through if he didn't take me up on it. I pulled again and
he started down the hall with me. I saw that straight ahead was the bathroom and so I
figured the room to my left was the bedroom. It was. I went over to the night stand,
turned on the light and smiled at him. He came into the room and rubbed his forehead
like he was still worried. I had to act fast so I took off my peasant top and popped my
bra. My girls are always the clincher. Guys have a hard time saying no to my pert
round breasts. Greg groaned a little and at first I was worried that he was unhappy but
then I realized he was groaning from defeat. He reached out and started to fondle
them. I took my hands and ran them up his shirt and he took it off. I pulled down the
bedclothes and saw he had clean sheets on the bed. How considerate.
I crawled up onto the bed and, while kneeling on my knees, I came to the edge and
rubbed my breasts on his chest while kissing his neck and ears. He was kissing my
neck too and then came down to kiss the breasts and suck them. He took his tongue
and circled the areolas. I was having a hard time keeping my mind in the game. I went
for the belt and undid it. I unzipped the levis and he dropped them to the floor. He
started to climb into the bed with me. I put my hand down his shorts and found the
most exquisite hard on you could imagine. It was long. Not too long, not too big, but a
little above average. He was laying flat on the sheets. I reached down and sucked him
a little and then came back up to let him fondle me. I still had my skirt and panties on so
I got out of bed and took the skirt off. I climbed back in bed. We both had our
underwear on and it was such a turn-on, sticking our hands down to feel, rather than
see, what we were doing. His breath was picking up, a little faster than before. He was
getting extremely excited. He backed away a little and I could tell he wanted to slow it
down, make it last a little longer before he penetrated me. All I could think was that I
wanted to feel him inside of me.
He pulled me over to him to feel my breasts on his chest again. We said nothing at all
to each other. We were just feeling, smelling, licking and rubbing each other. He took
my panties off and then his shorts. He opened my legs and he looked down, rubbed
me a little, stuck his fingers inside to see if I was wet and then took in a sharp breath. I
was very wet. He reached over to the nightstand and pulled out a rubber. I took it from
him and dressed his penis. He pushed my legs open and stabbed me, penetrating me
deep inside. I was tight, always have been. He made a little gasping sound when he
started moving in and out of me. I wanted to ask him if he wanted to be on top or what
he wanted, but I figured I'd just let him guide me. He took my arms, pinned them over
my head. Then he lifted up slightly to watch his penis penetrating me. He watched
while he began thrusting faster and faster. He reached a point where he couldn't watch
anymore or he'd come. He lay back down on top of me, supporting most of his weight
on his elbows. I was so damn excited I was losing my focus. My breath was becoming
irregular, faster, shallower. God, I was afraid I was going to come. I held back, Sadie
had told me that some men don't want you to come, especially before they do. The
sensations were incredible. I looked up and he opened his eyes and looked into mine.
We were both about to come. We stared at each other and then it happened, he tried
to kiss me. I turned my head. He immediately pulled his head back, realizing in that
one move that this was business, I was a whore and you didn't kiss whores on their lips.
He started thrusting hard, like he wanted to punish me, I said nothing but my excitement
was gone. He came, crying out like a wounded animal. He stopped thrusting and I
continued thrusting up for just a moment, to give him the last of his climax. He fell to
the side but couldn't look at me. I put my hand on his chest to let him know it was okay
but he pulled it off. I felt like crying. I should have let him kiss me.
He was laying there with his arm over his eyes, just resting. I looked down and saw his
leg with the shriveled and angry scar. I stroked it. He pulled my hand away. I put it
back on the scar and sat up to massage it. I put just the right pressure on it because I
could feel the muscle spasms in the leg ease up a little. I continued and he didn't try to
push me away. I got up, went and got some lotion and came back. I massaged both
legs and then his chest. I spent more time on his bad leg, a lot more time. Twenty
minutes went by and I was still massaging his arms, torso, legs. I made him turn over
and I massaged his back, his butt and back down to his legs. I massaged his neck and
head with as much tenderness as I could muster. He was relaxed again. I kept
thinking that by not kissing him I had stripped him of the one fantasy he wanted that
night, the fantasy of having someone in bed with him who cared about him.
I was done with the massage and it was time for me to go. I had already stayed an
hour over my time. I started to get up and he reached out and grabbed my arm. "How
much for all night?"
My heart leaped, "$500."
"Get my wallet out of my pocket."
I got his wallet out of the levis and handed it to him. He looked in and counted it out.
He was short by $73.00. He fell back on the pillow, dejected.
"You can owe it to me. I know where you work."
He chuckled. "Okay. I'll give it to you tomorrow."
"Fine."
"How did you get into this?"
"I only take home $1200 a month working for you. How do you expect me to survive?"
"$1200? I didn't know it was so little. You're smart, why don't you go to school and get
a degree."
I could see where this was going. But I had made a decision early on not to lie. "I do
have a degree. Actually, I have three including a Masters from San Diego State and a
Doctorate from Pacific University in English."
House sat up on his elbow and looked at me like I must be nuts. "Why are you working
as a part time secretary?" He paused, noting the bigger question, "As a hooker?"
"I can't find a job in my field. I had to take what I could get until I could get on my feet. I
hope to go back to writing novels,"
"Novels?"
"Nope, no more about me. $500 doesn't buy my life story. But it does buy yours.
Daddy was a bad @ss Marine who rode his son a little too hard, huh?" Where was
Mommy?"
"Okay, I'll pay you an extra $20 to shut up."
"I'll deduct $20 if you answer."
"Come here."
"I have to call Moonlight and let them know why I haven't delivered their money."
I got up and went into the living room naked and dialed Pam.
"Moonlight Escorts."
"Pam?"
"Yes?"
"It's Reagan. The client wants me to stay all night. So I'll get the money to you
tomorrow morning around 8:30 a.m. okay?"
"Crap."
"What's wrong?"
"He's never, ever asked for extra time. That means he likes you. He's going to want
you when he calls."
"I don't think so. It's his birthday and he's just treating himself. Trust me. I'll explain
tomorrow, okay?"
I hung up and turned around to see a nude House swinging off the overhead molding
and watching me. He was actually very handsome with his blue eyes, handsome face
and that lovely tackle just hanging there.
"You look inviting." I said.
I don't think he expected a compliment because he flinched. "I was just thinking the
same about you. Come back to bed."
We were back in bed, he turned on his stereo by remote and Eric Clapton, "Born in
Time" played in the background. He pulled me close and wrapped me up inside of him
like he didn't want to let go. He kissed my ear and my neck. His left hand fondled and
pinched my nipple gently and then he licked and sucked it. He took his tongue and ran
it down the middle of my body and finally he pushed my legs apart and buried his face
between my legs. I tried to push his head away and he looked up at me somewhat
puzzled.
"This is about you tonight, not me. Come on, let me give you another orgasm."
He shook his head no and smiled, "My money, I bought your pussy, I own it for the
night, I can do what I like. Now don't even try to fake it. I'm a doctor and I know all the
physiological signs of a female orgasm, understand?"
"Greg, please. Let's get you off."
"Lay back." He looked at me sternly, "I'm not kidding, lay back and relax."
He buried his face back in between my legs, licking very lightly on my clit. It was so
gentle that it almost tickled. His beard was short and a little on the scratchy side but he
knew that and tried to avoid too much movement with his chin. He used that tongue
instead. He kept licking and then looking down at me, licking and looking. He finally
smiled and I could feel that my clitoris had shed it's cover and was begging for more.
Greg began to suck on it gently and with a rhythm that mimicked gentle screwing. He
placed one finger inside me as he romanced my clitoris. He stroked the area in and
around the opening to my vagina.
I was very self-conscious. This was my boss down there and I wasn't sure how
pleasant it was for him. But as he continued his sucking and licking I didn't give a damn
any more. All I knew was that my uterus was starting to contract and so were my
thighs. I was arching my back into the bed with my pelvis riding higher to give him a
better advantage point. My breasts were rising up and down with my shallow breathing.
My uterus was sending out signals of pleasure to my nipples, my thighs, my head. I
was going to come and I wanted him in me when I did.
"Greg.' I reached over in his nightstand and hurriedly grabbed a condom. I unwrapped
it as he continued to suck, "Get this on now and screw me." He put it on and then as
fast as he could manage, entered me and started thrusting, I met him with equal force.
I couldn't help make noises, high pitched moans. My nipples were sensitive when he
kissed them. I opened my mouth and screamed outloud, six years of orgasmic celibacy
came crashing down with each thrust. I could feel what a tight fit we made and that he
was coming too. His rhythm got off as he started penetrating with shorter strokes and
then stopping at the top of the thrust while he ejaculated over and over. I wrapped my
legs around him and rocked the last of my orgasm out of me and then collapsed.
Beads of sweat glistened on my chest and my nipples were firmly erect. He was also
spent but we were both laughing and smiling. I grabbed him and kissed him, a full on,
french, lots of tongue kiss on the mouth. He reciprocated. We made out like teenagers
for several minutes and then he pulled out of me with a little whimper from being so
sensitive.
I buried my head in his chest and couldn't look at him. I didn't want him to see how
happy I was. So happy I was crying. I pretended to be laughing and I think he bought it
because he laughed with me. I pulled the sheet up and over us and within minutes we
were asleep, still tangled in each other.
I was hazy but I felt him gently stroking up and down my back. I mumbled, "That feels
good." So I did the same to him. He kissed me on the lips to test me, to make sure it
was kosher. I could feel him getting excited and I asked him, "How do you want it?"
"Your legs over my shoulders." He grabbed a condom and put it on. He guided himself
in and then I lifted myself. He put a pillow under my hips and then my legs over his
shoulders. Penetration can't get much deeper than this position. I knew he liked how
tight we fit together and the way the deep penetration felt as he glided in and out. It's
hard to do anything for your man in this position but provide a warm place for him so I
watched him as he watched what he was doing to me. I looked down to see his view
and I have to admit it was erotic. The view caused me to involuntarily clinch my vagina.
That was enough to set him off. He was coming. I don't think he was ready yet, but he
couldn't control it. I decided the least I could do was to keep clenching and releasing. I
did this and he let out short explicatives almost like he was in pain. He stopped, shook
his head like a dog shaking water off and pulled my legs down. He pulled out slowly,
wincing a little. "Christ, you've got a grip like a long shoreman. You are tight."
"Is that a complaint or a compliment?"
"Oh, believe me, it's a compliment." He rolled over on his back and chuckled as he
looked up at the ceiling and then at me. "Whew...I need some sleep. You're killing me.
I just turned 48, not 28."
"Hey, you initiated that last one."
"Yeah, I wouldn't have if you didn't have your breasts pressed up against my chest so
provocatively. I wake up and bam, those nipples are pressing into me like hot coals."
"Give it a rest."
"You're right, shhhhh. Go to sleep." He wrapped an arm around me and we went back
to sleep.
The alarm went off at 8:00 a.m. I looked at it and almost threw it across the room. I felt
like Cinderella after the ball. I got up and went into the bathroom, peed, washed up a
little and then came out in my bra and panties. He had one eye opened watching me.
"You're going?"
I nodded, "I have to get this money to Moonlight, get home, get cleaned up and get into
work. My boss is a real bast@rd and he'll take it out on me if I'm late." I put on my
clothes, reached over and gave him a peck on his cheek and left.
My heart sank. I knew it was a one off, that it wouldn't, couldn't, happen again, but still
there was a part of me that wished it could always be like that. I drove by and met with
Pam who I had to wake from a much needed rest.
"Here's $75."
"Okay, so why won't he be asking for you next time?"
"Because we know each other. It was slightly embarrassing but I got him to go through
with it. It was his birthday and he just wanted someone to stay with him. So I charged
him $500 and stayed with him. He was just lonely. He won't want me again. Thanks
for the opportunity. Call me if you get in a bind again."
"Reagan, why don't you come and work for me? You'd be busy every night."
"I think I like being a part-time hooker. I'm not as comfortable with the whole sleeping
with anybody thing as I had thought I would be. I have a couple of regulars who are
good to me and the odd trick is fine. I'm doing okay. But thanks, who knows, I may
need to take you up on that offer someday.""
"Well, it's open anytime."
I thought about the offer all the way home. A different man every night and no control
over whether I could tolerate them or not. It wasn't very appealing, but I'd make double
what I was making now.
I went home, took my shower and pulled into PPTH at 9:45 a.m. There was no one in
the office when I got in but there was an envelope on my desk with $100 in it. I made
change and put $28 back on his chair in the same envelope. I looked around for
something to do. There was nothing pressing so I decided to check out that bottom
locked drawer in his desk. I took out the letter opener and had it opened within
seconds. I rummaged through the top layers of several files. There were papers about
criminal charges filed against him for Possession with the Intent to Sell -Vicodin. There
was a minute order from the court dismissing the charges. The next file was thick and
involved his bad leg. There were numerous articles about pain control and depression.
I read one of the latest chart entries on his leg and saw that for some reason, he
regained function in his leg after he was shot. Shot?
I looked up and he was standing over me. "Find what you were looking for?"
I blushed a bright red.
"A lock usually means that you don't want anyone nosing around in the drawer." he
said.
"I just thought it meant, "Challenge, the really good stuff is in here. You were shot?"
"Oh, no, no. No changing the subject. We were just about to get the part where I
punish you for snooping where you shouldn't."
"Well, I'll just go sit out there by that white board until you come up with the appropriate
punishment." I got up and sneaked by him, thinking to myself how great he smelled
and wishing I could stop smiling.
I looked over my shoulder and I could see him going through his drawer trying to figure
out what I had seen. "Uh, I hadn't gotten that far. I stopped at your leg file."
He looked at me and threw it all back in the drawer. I wanted to apologize but I was
finding just being around him to be awkward. I could tell he was having a hard time too.
He wanted to tease me about last night but for some reason he was holding back. I
think there was a part of him that wanted to keep it special, not ruin it with banter and
jokes. I knew that this wouldn't last long, eventually he wouldn't be able to resist
teasing me, but for now it was kind of sweet.
I went back to my desk and sat down. Foreman walked in and asked if I would type up
an article for him. I knew he would review and edit it so I just typed. I didn't try to make
any changes. It kept my mind busy. At noon I got a call from Pam.
"I thought you said it would be a one off deal. That he wouldn't ask for you."
"What happened?"
"He called ten minutes ago. He wants to hire you for Saturday, all night."
I was hurt, stunned. Now what? If he had really wanted to be with me he would have
just asked me out. By hiring me he could control the situation. He didn't have to feel
anything. He could enjoy the night without the emotional investment in a real
relationship. I was just a nice piece of @ss to him.
"I hope you told him no since I'm independent."
"Well, I thought about it. Usually, the service makes $50 off of him because he just
hires the girl for an hour. If he hires you for a night, we get $75. So, if you want the
trick, he's yours."
"I'll think about it."
"I need an answer by tomorrow."
I sat at my desk and stared into his office as I watched him read journals. I didn't want
another night with him, not as a hooker. Screw him...well, don't screw him. I guess I
should have felt flattered. My services were so appreciated that he wanted another
night with me. Sadie would be pleased. Instead I felt rejected, as worthless as I felt
when I was in prison. I thought about how House just wanted to hire me by the night
and Ryan didn't even bother to call me back after one date. Life sucked.
Chapter 8
Thackery Daiquiri Doc
Tara Rembrandt from dermatology was having a bacherlorette party Friday night and it
was going to start at the Triumph and then move through several bars in town. At first
Tara and most of the women at PPTH thought Reagan was just a slut from the way she
dressed, but Reagan had won them over and now had a lot of friends at the hospital.
She was frequently invited to hospital events by the staff. Tara really like Reagan and
had begged her to come.
Reagan hadn't slept Thursday night. She had to let Pam know in the morning if she
would do House on Saturday. It was driving her nuts. If she said no, then he'd probably
punish her in some truly inspiring way. If she said yes, she'd be giving him an easy out,
he could have her without strings as long as he had money.
Pam hung up the phone and shook her head. Sometimes she didn't understand her
own sex. She dialed G.House's cell phone.
"Hello?"
"Dr. House?"
"Yes?"
"This is Moonlight Escorts. We're sorry to have to tell you but Reagan is unavailable for
Saturday night. Can we send you Paula? I know you like her and she's available."
"No I don't want Paula. I want Reagan." he stared at Reagan through the glass while he
was on the phone. She was tying furiously and occasionally look up and at him.
"I believe that she has another customer that night. Perhaps I could comp you on
another girl, to make it up to you."
"Did she say she had another customer? Is that what she said?" House said it like it
was the Spanish Inquisition.
"Dr. House, I know you're upset but there's nothing I can do, she's booked. Please call
us when we can be of service to you in the future." Pam hung up, shook her head and
laughed. "That man's got it bad."
House stormed out to the outer office. He looked at her and was clearly frustrated and
angry. The team looked up, expecting him to say something to them but House was
watching Reagan type. She had on her headphones and was transcribing a tape. She
didn't realize he was standing by her at first. She finally looked up and saw everyone
staring at her. She took her headphones off.
"Did I fart or something?"
"You're...you're...busy Saturday night?"
She went white and looked around the office at the other three doctors. She couldn't
believe he was going to do this right here, right now. "I have plans Saturday night. I
won't be able to type that up for you Dr. House. Sorry."
"Type, type? I don't want you to type, I don't need your fingers, well, maybe your fingers
would come in handy. I want you to..."
"...Dr. House, I'm sorry, but I am busy. I can't work that night."
"Who's your..."
"Dr. House! Can I see you in your office?"
House looked silly as if he was being called out. Reagan practically ran into House's
office. House gave the team a shrug and followed.
"What was that about?" She was shaking she was so angry.
"You have a client Saturday night?"
"I don't want anyone to know what I do outside of ..."
"Answer my question," He paused and said in stacatto fashion, do...you
...have...a...client...Saturday...night?
"None...of...your...business." She put both hands on her hips.
He looked down at her, obviously pissed, "Screw you." He turned and walked out of his
office.
She wished she had someone to talk to, maybe Sadie. She didn't know what to do or
what she was feeling. She ran into the outer office, looked at the stunned Team and ran
out.
"What was that all about?" Cameron asked.
"I don't know but I could swear House looked crazy, almost insane." Foreman said.
"I think House has fallen for Reagan and he doesn't know how to handle it." Chase said
without looking up from his magazine.
Reagan went home and had a glass of wine before getting ready for the bachelorette
party. She got dressed in her pink sun dress, the only sundress she owned, and drove
to the Triumph.
Wilson could see that House was acting strange. He had burst into Wilson's office,
looked at him, said nothing and then threw up his hands as if in defeat. Wilson wasn't
sure if House was angry or sad or both. "Want to talk about it?"
"Not yet."
"How about some drinks tonight? I'll buy." Wilson offered. It really wasn't much of an
offer because House rarely paid for their drinks anyway.
"Yeah, I guess."
"What's wrong?"
He shook his head and left. House went up to the roof. I thought we had a good time. I
thought she enjoyed it. I just wanted to take her out for some fun. Does she really have
another John Saturday night? If she liked me, wanted to be with me, she would have
called the guy and backed out. I wonder if I offered enough money. She needs the
money. Maybe the other guy is giving her more money and she needs it. I should have
offered more money. Screw this, I can't do this. I won't do this.
House went with Wilson to the Triumph for drinks. They were settling in for a long night.
"Do you want to tell me what's eating you? I had hoped your little birthday treat would
make you easier to deal with...what happened?"
House was taking a good swig of his second whiskey when they saw a group of women
come in through the door to the patio. House recognized them from the hospital. Wilson
turned to him, "Tara's bachelorette party. She's getting married tomorrow."
House smiled. He was about to go over and flirt but then he saw her open the door.
Reagan took off her Raybans and looked good enough to eat. She was in tight white
clam diggers with white heels. He recognized her black low cut shell and the white hoop
earrings. Her hair was back in a ponytail. Her lips were blood red. She took off her
glasses, smiled and waved at the crowd. She didn't see Wilson or House at the bar at
first.
House settled back down to watch the group of women. Wilson elbowed House and
pointed at the far end of the bar. They weren't surprised to see Virgil Thackery already
at the bar with a, was that a Daiquiri? How girlie. It was common knowledge that Virgil's
marriage was in the toilet and he spent more time at the Triumph than at home. Wilson
and House saddled up next to Virgil. He was one of the few surgeons that House could
tolerate. Virgil still had a humble air to him and House liked humility in his
acquaintances.
"You know Virgil," House said as the bartender brought him another drink, "You should
always talk to your wife while you're having sex, it's easy now with cell phones."
Wilson shook his head, "How are you doing Virgil?"
"Like crap, I haven't gotten laid in...well let's just say there was still snow on the ground
when we last had sex. I can't take this Rosie Palm crap anymore. I'm 34, I need more
than a growl at night."
House had heard through the grapevine that Virgil's wife was doing the male nurse in
post-op, they had met at the Christmas party Virgil had thrown for his department.
Wilson asked, "How bad is it?"
"I called her the other day to tell her I'd be home late for dinner and the voice mail said
that dinner was in the microwave...that bad."
House downed his whiskey and motioned for another. Wilson could see that House was
amused by Virgil's pain and had perked up a little. "You need to get laid." House said.
"You see that blonde?" House pointed out Reagan. "She's a hooker. For $300 you can
get your rocks off and send her packing, no strings attached."
"HOUSE, stop it. That's Reagan. Don't do that to her, it's not funny." Wilson was
mortified.
"I'm not trying to be funny. She really is a hooker...a part time hooker." House turned
back to Thackery, "She's good. I know, I f#cked her last night."
"HOUSE!" Wilson wasn't sure if he was telling the truth or not. He couldn't believe that
Reagan was a hooker. She looked perky, sweet, beautiful.
House batted his eyes at Wilson, "She's a hooker, a whore, a putain, puta, a lady of the
night, tramp, harlot...get it?" He could see that Wilson wasn't convince. House dropped
his bravado and all the drama. He looked at Wilson and said solemnly and without any
fanfare, "She showed up last night. The agency sent her. We spent the night together."
Wilson was disturbed, "Reagan?"
House nodded.
"You spent the whole night with her?"
He shrugged his shoulders and a little of his sarcasm came back into his voice, "She's
good. You should try her."
Wilson winced. So that's why House was acting strange. He spent the whole night with
a hooker, with Reagan. His routine is to get them out of the apartment after the deed is
done. He must really like her if he let her stay. But why is he doing this? Why is he
offering her up to other men? God, he can be such a bast@rd.
"House, don't do this. Look at you. You're a wreck. She must mean something to you.
Don't treat her like trash under your feet. She must be doing it for a reason. Her job
must not pay much at the hospital. It's just economics, she needs to eat."
House looked away from Wilson and then swallowed, took a breath and got his bravado
back, "Hey, just helping a working girl make a buck. She could do worse than Virgil
here. He's a straight up guy, aren't you Virgil?" He slapped Virgil on the back.
Virgil hadn't been listening, he was watching Reagan, wondering if she'd do him,
"Huh?"
"Go on Virgil, go get you some of that tail." House almost pushed him off the stool.
Wilson grabbed House's hand and gave him a disgusted look but he could see that the
whiskey was making House mean and spiteful. Something had gone wrong between
them. House was hurt and wanted to hurt her back.
House laughed at Wilson. Wilson took out his wallet, threw a couple of twenties on the
bar, took a last look at House and left. House frowned and felt like crap. He watched as
Virgil Thackery walked over to Reagan. Reagan got up, smiled at him and stepped off
to the side to talk to him. She was listening, she had a slight smile on her pretty face
and a polite demeanor. Her smile dropped as she followed Virgil's finger, pointing at
House. She looked at House with so much pain in her eyes that House had to look
away. He finished his drink, added another twenty to the pile and left. He couldn't take
it. What have I done?
Monday morning House came in to work, wearing his sunglasses, hung over and tired
from a weekend of heavy drinking. Around 9:45 a.m. Reagan showed up in her
sunglasses too and took her seat without saying anything to anyone. She moved her
computer a little so that her back was to everyone. The three Fellows looked at each
other, something was up.
Cameron had to ask, "Is there something wrong Reagan?"
"I'm okay." She answered.
Cameron looked again at the others and shrugged her shoulders. House came into the
outer office and threw several files on the table at the Fellows. He furtively glanced at
Reagan and saw that she had her back to him. He didn't say anything to her.
"An elderly man reports having recurrent hematuria over a period of two years. He had
undergone transurethral resection of the prostate because of benign prostatic
hypertrophy two years earlier. He had evidence of chronic renal insufficiency, with a
serum creatinine level of 4.4 mg per deciliter. Multiple urine cultures during the previous
nine months have yielded only "contaminants."
"You're the nephrologist, what's your thoughts?' Foreman asked House.
"Get a C.T. and do another urine culture."
They all took off leaving House in the same office as Reagan who continued to type
aimlessly. She was writing up another grant request for the department. When she
taught at community college she had obtained thousands of dollars in grants for the
English Department. The other department heads would come to her for assistance in
drafting submittals. She seemed to have the golden touch. No one had asked her to do
it at PPTH. But on occasion she would see a request for grant proposals mentioned in
the journals or newsletters House received and she'd sit down, get assistance on some
of the medical wording, write up a proposal, sign House's name and submit it. She'd
already submitted five of them.
House desperately wanted to say something to her, something witty and funny, but he
was blank. He spent a long time preparing a cup of coffee, hoping maybe she would
say something, but she continued to type. He needed something to break the ice. He
finally realized that he had to submit his next article soon, he could ask her about that.
"I have to submit my next article by July 1st. I should have it for you on Monday, okay?"
She just nodded her head.
"I'm going to Dairy Queen at lunch, do you want one of those Hot Fudge Malts?"
She shook her head "no."
"Well, what's on my calendar for the next few weeks?"
She threw the calendar at him without looking up. He looked at it. He remembered the
seminar at the end of the month in London. Crap, he was going to have to make sure
he had the article written before he left.
"What airlines am I flying?"
Her voice cracked, "American." She tried not to sniff, but it just came out.
It hit him that she was crying, not that she was mad. He swung her chair around and
looked at her. Her eyes were swollen, red and dotted with tears. She took her arm and
wiped across her eyes. He could have handled anger, sarcasm or hatred, but not tears?
He had really hurt her, down to the bone.
He tried several times to say something but ate his words each time. She just looked at
him, waiting but he said nothing. She turned back around and started typing again.
He tried to explain why he did it, "I thought you needed the money."
She just nodded. "Yeah, I do. Thanks."
"So," he wasn't sure he wanted to know, but he had to ask, "did Thackery work out for
you?"
She just nodded again.
He felt sick.
Chapter 9
Wilson and the Damsel
I was having a good time, hadn't even noticed the men at the bar. We were laughing
and making bawdy jokes about Tara's honeymoon when Virgil Thackery walked up to
me. He looked sad and nervous. He had on slacks and a polo shirt and smelled like
Carolina Herrera.
"Dr. Thackery, nice to see you. Are you here for the party?"
"Uh...no, I just thought I would come over to talk to you." There was a burst of laughter
related to something someone said to Tara. I couldn't hear Dr. Thackery.
"Why don't we step over here, I can't hear you." We moved away from the table and I
smiled at him to make him feel at ease.
"I...I heard that you might be interested in a business proposition." He was white and a
little clammy.
"Proposition? What kind of proposition?" He can't mean sex and, if so, how did he
know to approach me?
He lowered his voice and looked around, "Sex. I have money."
I kept smiling, my mind working overtime, "Who told you that I...that I sleep with men for
money?"
He raised a finger and pointed at the bar. I saw House's blue eyes and my heart died a
thousand deaths. Why? Why is he doing this? Was I so little to him that this was his
idea of fun? I just stared at him. He ran as fast as he could out of the bar. I was still
stunned when Dr. Thackery said, "I'm sorry, Dr. House told me you were...I'm sorry."
I turned to him. Now I was angry at House, "Yes, the doctor is right. $300 for an hour,
$500 for all night, $150 for a blow job and no back doors."
"Backdoors?"
"Anal sex."
"OH! No, no backdoors."
"Great, where do you want to go?" He looked around like there might be a bedroom in
the restaurant. I realized I was going to have to hold his gifted hands through this. "Go
to the Hyatt, get a room and call me on my cell, I'll join you after I say my goodbyes
here. Oh, and don't forget to go by the ATM, I don't take checks or credit cards."
He nodded, "Okay, okay." He smiled and left.
I returned to the table and pretended to be engaged in the party but I was dying. F#ck
House, f#ck Ryan, f#ck men. That's what I'll do, I'll just f#ck them...no feelings, no
kissing on the mouth. You give too much of yourself when you do that. Now I
understood.
The phone rang half an hour later. He was in room 232. I made my apologies and left.
I drove to the hotel, parked and made my way to his room. He answered the door.
"I ordered some champagne. Is that okay?" He asked.
"Sure, it's great, just great. I'll need the money up front though."
He reached in got his wallet and I saw a wad of twenties from the ATM. "Here's $300, I
just need an hour."
"Okay, it's 8:45 p.m. your hour starts now." I went over to the television, turned on the
music channel and began my little show. He came quickly the first time.
"God, it's been a long time. You feel so good, so soft and warm. You're good, really
good."
I almost laughed, how would he know if I was good? He took less than three minutes.
Oh well, the second go should last a little longer. There was a knock on the door. Virgil
looked stunned, he had forgotten about the champagne.
"There's a robe in the closet."
He grabbed the robe and some cash for a tip and took the champagne bottle and
glasses from the server. We popped the cork and started drinking.
"You're so nice, so pretty, why aren't you married with kids?"
I wasn't expecting that. I was expecting the, 'why are you a hooker?' question. I must
have looked stunned because he smiled at me.
"I...I don't have a good track record with men. I was away for a long time and there
weren't many men around. The ones who were around were married."
"Oh." He drank his champagne and we talked for a few more minutes and then I
started to fondle him. He was ready. This time I teased him just to the point of climax
and then backed down several times until he was begging for me not to stop. I let him
come this time and I could tell afterwards that Virgil Thackery was now a regular.
I went home, took a shower and collapsed on the bed. I started to cry and I didn't stop
crying the whole weekend. I felt worthless, crappy, unloved. I wish I had Sadie to talk
to, she'd cheer me up.
I went into work and wore my sunglasses until I could arrange the computer to hide my
face. But House was persistent and when he finally turned me around to look at my
eyes I wanted to hit him. He took one look and I could see how sad he was too. We
really screwed this one up royally. I stared at him, hoping he would just say he was
sorry. Instead he gave me an excuse, "I thought you needed the money."
I was really screwed. I need the job and the benefits but working around him was
incredibly painful.
I went to lunch by myself, off campus, and returned to see that there was a bouquet of
a dozen long stem red roses and a card. I thought maybe they were from House. I
looked through the glass, into his office and he was staring up over his reading glasses
at me, watching me read the card, which had obviously been opened.
"You're beautiful. Tomorrow? Virgil."
I smiled at how sweet it was for him to send them but I was curious as to what House
thought when he read the card. Did it matter? No. I called Virgil's cell phone from a
land line so it would say PPTH and not raise any suspicions. I just left a short message
in his voice mail, "This is diagnostics, the appointment for tomorrow is confirmed for
7:00."
My hooker job was picking up steam. Between House, Virgil and Pete I would rake in
an extra $1325 this week. If Calvin called I would hit the jackpot for one week. I
shouldn't have turned down House. It would have been another $500, money I could
have used. It was all economics, I couldn't afford to get sentimental. I should keep
House as a client.
I pulled out my little pocket calendar and marched into House's office. He looked up
from his work and took off his glasses to look at me. They were somber, studious,
constantly analyzing me.
"I have this coming Saturday open if you're interested." I looked him straight in the eye
like a businesswoman should.
He thought a moment and rubbed his lip with his index finger as if it was a weighty
problem. It must have been at least a minute before he responded, "No thanks."
"Suit yourself." I wasn't really surprised. He wouldn't want me after Virgil. Screwing
Virgil sent a message to him that I really was a whore. Well, I am.
I finished my work at 2:05 pm and began to pack up. Wilson walked in and asked, "Can
I buy you dinner?"
My mouth must have dropped because he laughed a little at me. I asked, "A date?"
"No, just dinner. I'd like to talk to you."
"What time?"
"7:00?"
I gave him my address and turned to grab my purse. I saw House watching me. He
had to have seen me talking with Wilson. No matter. I went home to clean up. I didn't
have a clue what Wilson wanted so I got dressed in a corset and garter belt just in case
it was sex. Some Johns like to take you to dinner, pretend that it's a date. You just
never know. I really dreaded the thought of sleeping with Wilson, not that he wasn't
incredibly handsome and kind, but he was House's best friend and I could never expect
any kind of truce (not that I was expecting one) with House if I did.
He knocked on my door and I opened it. "Would you like to come in?" I asked.
"No, we better get going our reservations are in twenty minutes."
"Okay."
He opened the passenger door to his car and I got in. As we were driving he
commented on the weather. "It sure got hot quickly this summer."
"Yes, it did. I still find it hard to get used to the humidity."
"Where are you from?"
"California. You know, dry heat."
"I love California. I would have gone there to practice but my family is all on the east
coast."
"Dr. Wilson, do you have any kids?" I knew he had been married three times, it was a
running joke between House and the team, but I had never heard if he had kids.
"No. And please call me Jim."
There was a pleasant pause and I turned and looked at him, "House told you, didn't
he?"
Wilson looked at me, unsure of what to say. "Yes, he told me."
"Is this about that?" I sounded childish, not coming out and saying what I meant. It was
just that Wilson seems so sweet, so nice, I felt dirty now that he knew.
"Yes."
I swallowed hard. So he wanted sex. I'm a whore, what did I expect. My voice broke
but I managed to get it out in one breath, "$300 for an hour, $500 for all night, $150 for
blow jobs, no back doors." I started crying. Just those little tears, no sobs, nothing
traumatic. I just had a hard time imagining having sex with Wilson.
"Oh! No, no. I don't want sex..." He stopped in mid-sentence, "Are you crying?" He
sounded truly concerned.
"It's just something in my eye. I got it out. I'll be okay. You don't want sex? Did he tell
you I turn tricks?"
"Yes, yes...I knew. Why were you just crying?"
I sighed. "I don't really know. I think I didn't want to sleep with you."
He was a little taken back and I realized that I had fumbled what I meant.
"Oh, Jim, I would love to sleep with you...or I would have loved to sleep with you but not
now, not after all that's happened. Maybe if you had asked me out on a date
earlier...God, I'm making a balls up of this aren't I." I balled my hands into fists trying to
get it right, "Okay, I find you attractive. I find you sexually attractive, but..."
He started laughing, "This is funny, you're as bad as House right now. Crap, it's worse
than I thought."
"What do you mean?"
We pulled into the parking lot, he parked the car, turned off the motor and looked at me
under the parking lot lamps, "I mean you've fallen in love with the curmudgeon cripple
and he's fallen for the hapless hooker. I don't know if this is a romantic comedy or a
Shakespearean tragedy. Well, come on, let's go eat."
We walked into the restaurant and were shown our table. It was a bistro set up with
black cane back chairs, white table clothes, black and white checkered floor. The food
was Californian. Kind of a Mexican from Haight Ashbury mix.
"So what did you do before you came to Princeton?"
"You mean what did I do with my degree in English?"
"Sure."
"I taught creative writing and wrote Harlequin novels."
He was stunned again. "You were a teacher?"
"Yep. I was full time faculty at a community college. It was the best job in the world. I
loved it."
"Why give it up, why move?"
"A relationship that went very, very bad. Abusively bad."
"Oh, I'm sorry. But why aren't you teaching?"
"I couldn't find a job in it."
"But there are so many other things you could do. Why work for House?"
"Money and benefits. I was about to get kicked out of my apartment when he hired
me."
"But I thought hookers, especially pretty hookers, made a lot of money."
"I'm not a very good hooker, I mean I'm not good at getting clients because I'm too
picky. I can still count the number of clients on my fingers. I don't need my toes yet.
That's not a very good turnover. But I'm working on it."
He was engrossed in what I was saying. Like it was a really trashy novel that you don't
believe but can't put down. "So you're the romantic part-time hooker with benefits?"
I chuckled, "I guess you could put it that way. Jim, why did you ask me out?"
"I wanted to get to know you. House was acting incredibly cruel the other night and he
only does that when he's wounded. I was just wondering what happened between you
two. If you don't mind. You see, he's brilliant at his job, horrible in relationships. He
acts like a teenager most of the time and it's painful to watch him screw things up."
"Jim, you've been married three times. You can't judge him too harshly."
"I know. But I at least get into and maintain a relationship long enough to walk down
the aisle. He falls for someone and the minute something goes wrong in the
relationship, he compounds it by being cruel. So, can I ask what happened?"
"I'll give you the abridged version. An escort service in town didn't have enough girls so
they sent me. I get there and it's House's apartment. I needed to show the owner of
the service that she could trust me to get the job done so she'd continue to give me a
call when she was short on girls. So I convinced House to try me out. He ordered an
hour and ended up paying for the whole night. I thought we had a great time, we
clicked. But, I've been so wrong, so often that I'm not surprised by what he did." I had
my mojito and was staring out the window trying not to cry.
"What did he do that upset you?"
"He asked the escort service to send me again, on Saturday."
I could see that Wilson wasn't sure what to say. "You're obviously devastated by this
but it seems rather nice of House to have asked for you. Maybe it's just a guy thing, but
I'm not following."
"Jim! I'm sitting less than forty feet away from him and he couldn't just get up and ask
me for a date? He wanted to hire me as a hooker. Don't you get it? A hooker. No
feelings required, he can pay me and not have to think about what I'm feeling. Easiest
date in the world...a hooker. I said no."
"I'm beginning to understand but you see, even I didn't register that. He probably didn't
want to insult you, make you think he wanted "it" for free. He knew you needed the
money and he was willing to shell out $500 so you wouldn't think he was cheap. But, I
see what you're saying and you're right. I can't say for certain what was going through
his mind but I know he's acting strange, even for House."
"Then why did he send me a new client?"
"Thackery?" He asked and I nodded. "I told you, when he's wounded, he striked out.
When you said no, you were rejecting him and rather than just say, "You hurt me," he
finds ways to hurt back. He's like a wounded animal or a little boy. Did you sleep with
Thackery?"
I didn't think that was any of his business but he seemed to genuinely want to help so I
nodded.
"So it backfired on him. You called his bluff and he got hurt. It looks like you got hurt
too."
"I think we're beyond hurt. I think we're two ships in the night that are so far off course
we'd be lucky to find any port, let alone each other. I went back today and offered him
Saturday night...as a hooker...and he turned me down."
"Oh, I see." Wilson looked as if this was grave news. "Yeah, I'd have to agree. It looks
like the U.S.S. House and Grogan have sailed. I'm sorry that his happened. I think you
would have been good for him."
We ate dinner, talked about mundane things like tv and movies and then just before he
left Wilson said, "Reagan, is there some way I can help you so that you don't have to
turn tricks to stay afloat? I could try to find you another job. Maybe someone else in
the hospital has another part-time job or even a full-time one."
"I don't want you to go out of your way Jim, but if you hear of something, let me know."
I knew that the only reason I got the job with House was because House asked for me
and Sarah didn't want to argue with him. She knew I was a felon because I put it down,
but she had never said anything to me. I liked Sarah. Whenever I saw her she'd
shake her head and say something like, "I can't believe you've lasted this long." It was
a running joke between us.
Chapter 10
While the Cat's Away
The next few weeks were hectic. House was frantically trying to get his article done
before flying to London. He was spending a lot of time at work, writing and re-writing it.
He was actually very proud of the case he was reporting and so he was spending more
time on it. Plus, it gave him more time at work with Reagan.
She was working extra hours to stay on top of everything. The Fellows had decided that
Reagan was the perfect person to type up their patient notes and rather than use their
down time to catch up on charting, they simply handed tapes to Reagan to transcribe.
This pissed Reagan off a little because the department handled maybe one patient a
week, giving the Fellows more than enough time to chart their own notes.
House and Reagan appeared to ignore each other except for matters dealing with work.
Despite the appearance, they were both keeping watch on each other. House
sometimes asked Reagan to stay a few hours to type up his patient notes too.
"I need you to type these notes up. For every hour you work over four I'll let you have
an hour off while I'm gone."
"With pay?"
"No, I'll scratch you under the chin when I get back. Of course with pay." He watched
her as she stood up and looked intently out into the hall. House turned around and saw
Ryan Geffler go by.
"What, Geffler forget to pay you?"
She looked up at him and sighed. Whenever they were alone he made blatant cheap
shots at her about being a hooker. When others were around he was more obscure but
just as cruel.
"No, I just... forget it." She sat back down.
"What is it about him? Oh, I remember, you went out on a date with him. I bet he never
called you back for another one."
She looked up at him, her mouth was open and her eyes clearly registered shock.
"It's his M.O. He dates to keep the rumors down, but he nevers asks a woman out
twice."
"Really? Why?"
"He's gay. I saw him at a film festival with his boyfriend, a tech down in the labs."
"I'll be damned. Why try to hide it?"
"Parents don't approve and they own half of Trenton. Don't tell me you were beating
yourself up over him?"
"I normally have good gaydar. But looking back I think I was just so surprised that
anyone would ask me out that I shut it off. I just wanted to feel like a girl again."
"What the hell is that suppose to mean? You get paid to be a girl."
"I get paid to be a woman. Forget it. It means nothing." She regretted saying it. It was
too late House's "sexth sense" had been alerted.
"No...not nothing. You must get asked out on dates all the time."
She kept quiet and pretended to be busy so she could ignore him. He got down in her
face and with the light in his eyes dancing said, "What did you mean, 'feel like a girl
again'?"
"You see doctor, I used to be a man, had to go off my hormones, but now I'm back on
them...feelin like a girl again. Now leave me alone and let me get back to typing up your
nonsense."
He took a chair, turned it around and straddled it backwards, staring at her. "Well,
Wilson asked you out the other night."
"As a friend. It wasn't a date."
"Did you wear special lingerie when he took you to dinner?"
"Yeah, but he refused to pay to take a peak. I have it on right now, want a peak for
$100?"
"Sorry, haven't been to the ATM today."
"Too bad, it has little black bows on it. Why don't you leave me alone?"
"Because you're fun to humiliate."
"Yeah, well you would know. You really got me good at Triumphs."
His smile left his face and he looked down. "Yeah, that was stupid, huh?"
"Not really, he's a regular now. I guess I owe you."
She could tell that she had just scored one. He was trying to keep his face from
showing how he felt but she saw him clench his teeth slightly, look away and swallow
hard.
"Just trying to grease the wheels of the economy. So, how are tricks? Just last night the
girl I screwed from Moonlight told me that she's been busy every night for the last two
months."
Now it was Reagan's turn to feel hurt. She laughed it off and said, "Well, just make sure
she gets her STD tests done."
"That reminds me, are you getting tested?"
"Every quarter. I'm clean just in case you're worried about my health or want to
schedule that Saturday night."
"Hell no, I'm worried about my health."
"Dr. House, I really need to get back to typing. This has been lovely, but I have work to
do."
He got up and put the chair back, grabbed his cane and said, "Oh, one more thing.
While I'm gone you're going to have to feed Steve."
"Steve?"
"Steve McQueen, my pet."
"I didn't see a pet the other night?"
"He's in a cage in the kitchen. He's a rat."
"I have to feed a rat?"
"I'll give you the key before I leave. He gets some rat pellets. I'll leave instructions."
Later that evening House and Wilson were on their way to the movies when House told
Wilson, "Stop by Princeton Pets."
"Why? Are you buying a pet?"
"I'm buying a rat."
"Another rat? Why?'
"Because I told Reagan that she had to feed Steve McQueen while I was gone."
"But Steve's been dead for months."
"No, Steve is about to be resurrected."
"House, what are you up to?"
"She won't be able to resist going through my things so I'm going to "plant" some stuff."
"Like what?"
"Phone numbers, letters and photos for other women. Women's lingerie. You know."
"You're going to try and make her jealous? Why don't you just ask her out on a date?"
"Who said I wanted to date her? I'm over that. I just want to torment her. She still wants
me, I can tell."
"Yeah, I'm sure that's what they call it when someone goes out and has fun on a
regular basis, "pining for House.""
"I tell you, she's still has the hots for me."
House bought a new rat and installed it in Steve's old cage. Steve McQueen Jr. happily
ran on his wheel and ate contentedly all day. House packed and left for his five days in
London after giving Reagan keys and instructions. House also installed three web cams
that were motion activated, one in the living room, one in the kitchen and one in the
bedroom.
The first day that House was away, Reagan was a good girl, she unlocked the door,
walked in, put his mail on the table, fed Steve and was out the door. House checked the
webcam and was disappointed. Nothing.
The next day she came in went into the kitchen, took out a glass, drew some water from
the tap and had a drink. She went over to the cage, took Steve Jr. out and petted him
for a few minutes. After hand feeding him, she put him back in his cage, washed the
glass and put it in the cupboard. She left. House was even more disappointed.
The third day she came in with his mail and looked through the envelopes before
putting them down on his table. She went in to the kitchen and fed Steve McQueen.
Reagan was going to leave but she put her purse down and went into the living room.
She opened up the piano and hit a few keys. Then she sat at his piano. She played a
few songs, got up, put the cover down on the keys and left. House watched the
webcam from his hotel room. She plays piano?
On Friday after work she went into the kitchen, took Steve out and played with him for
awhile. She went back into the living room, sat down and looked around. She went to
the shelves, pulled a book, sat down on the couch and read for an hour and then
left.What is wrong with this woman. Has she no curiosity?
Saturday, the day that House was scheduled to leave London, Reagan was feeling
incredibly depressed. Her aunt had just been hospitalized in the final stages of
leukemia and she had to admit to herself that she missed House. She wanted a drink.
She fed Steve and then went into the living room and took out a bottle of whiskey. She
poured herself a whiskey and put on some music. She started dancing. House had
already boarded his plane and was oblivious to Reagan's party for one.
Reagan began playing the musical instruments that hung on the wall, poorly. She went
through his CD collection and played it too. She looked at his high school album. He
looked young. She had another couple of drinks. She went back to his bedroom and
opened his dirty clothes hamper, got out a t-shirt and smelled it. The smell made her
happy and sad all at the same time. She took off all her clothes leaving just her panties
on and danced around a little. She put his t-shirt on and went back out to the living
room and played more music, sang, danced and played the piano...and drank. She
went back to his bedroom to fetch her clothes and leave, saw the queen sized bed,
crawled on top and passed out.
House was tired. The plane had been delayed and he was getting home at 1:00 a.m.
He walked in and saw his musical instruments spread all over the living room floor
along with CD cases. His new bottle of whiskey was half empty. Is Wilson here?
House went into the kitchen and then came back to the living room. He felt like he was
living a modern day version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears. I wonder where
Goldilocks has gone? He hung up his coat and started down the hall. He flipped on the
light in his bedroom and saw a little blonde woman laying in his t-shirt on his bed. He
couldn't see her face but knew she had to be Goldilocks. He got undressed, noticed the
whiskey glass on his night stand and sat down on the edge of the bed to take off his
shoes. He took off his pants and got under the covers. He could smell the whiskey
wafting off of her. He could see she was passed out and dead to the world. He lifted the
t-shirt up for a good look at her breasts, smiled and went to sleep.
Chapter 11
The Cat's Back
I woke up slightly drunk and aware of the fact that I wasn't in my own bed. I could hear
someone snoring but my eyes and head hurt so bad it was hard to open them to see. I
finally managed to get one open and realized I was laying on top of the covers of
someone's bed. Is it a John? I turned towards the snoring and tried to focus. I saw the
beard first and then the profile of his nose. His mouth was open and he was loud.
House! I let out a short but loud squeak. Oh my God, I passed out in his bed! House
snorted as he was startled from sleep by my squeak.
'Huh?" He yelled out.
I put my hand to my mouth to stifle a laugh. He was trying to wake up, figure out what
was going on, just as I had a few minutes ago. I quietly tried to back off his bed in the
hopes he would just go back to sleep but one blue eye latched onto me.
He laid his head back down. "Good morning Goldilocks."
"Welcome back. I'll just get my things and get going. I fed Steve. He's in good shape."
"My living room looks like someone had a private party last night."
I flashed on last night and realized I had left a mess. I was embarrassed, "As soon as I
find some pain killers I'll clean it before I go. Do you have any pain killers...aspirin?"
He reached over and threw me his Vicodin bottle.
"That's a little heavy for me, do you have naprosyn?"
"Yeah, in the cabinet out in the kitchen."
"Thanks. I'm sorry about this. I don't normally breach someone's trust. I had some
bad news and I just wanted a drink. I got carried away. I really feel bad about this,
really."
I guess House felt sorry for me. "What was the bad news?"
"My aunt is in the hospital, she's terminal. I don't have the money to go back and see
her." I shook my head like I was trying to shake the thought out of my head, "I'm just
feeling sorry for myself. Look, you go back to sleep, I'll pick up your living room and be
out of your hair."
I started to leave his room but turned and looked over my shoulder, he had rolled to his
side to purposefully watched my butt as I walked out of his bedroom. I got to the
kitchen and quickly realized that he had followed me into the kitchen and watched as I
was trying to find the cupboard with the naprosyn. He went over to the other side,
pulled it out and gave me the bottle.
"I feel like I have a marching band in my head and mouth. Ugh."
He gave a little chuckle and said, "Go take a shower, it will make you feel better.
There's a new toothbrush in the drawer in there." he paused and looked at me with a
grin, "and leave my t-shirt where you found it. Go on, I promise not to do anything nasty
while you're in there."
I took the naprosyn and went in to the bathroom and started the shower. I was
wondering if he might join me. I could imagine his hands exploring my breasts and
body and him kissing me deeply, but he was true to his word and didn't come in. I
thought about storming through the bedroom door and grabbing him. But I realized that
there were too many things to consider before doing something impulsive and wreck
less, too much water under the bridge.
I did feel better, especially after brushing my teeth. I wondered what I should do with
my new toothbrush. In a defiant gesture, I hung my toothbrush up in the holder next to
his and smiled. He'll think of me when he sees that there.
I slipped back into the bedroom and he wasn't there. Walking down the hall I saw that
he had picked up the instruments. I heard him laughing in the kitchen so I went in to
see what he was doing. He was sitting with a laptop laughing his butt off. He looked up
and over the edge of the laptop monitor and said, "Now this was worth the wait. I
especially like this little dance." He hit enter and turned the laptop around for me to
see.
The screen was split into three with the largest screen on the bottom, a camera on
three different rooms. There I was in the right upper quadrant, you could barely see me
in the corner of his bedroom, digging through his dirty clothes hamper. My butt is up in
the air as my head is briefly dunked into what was obviously his dirty clothes. I'm
singing, "Missing You." I grab a t-shirt and pull it out and dance around the room,
singing and smelling it. Then I'm dancing on his bed and stripping, my breasts bobbing
as I dance in just my panties. I turn the t-shirt back from outside-in and put it on. All
the time I'm singing and dancing. "...in your world I have no meaning. So I'm trying
hard to understand. It's my heart that's breaking down this long distance line tonight..."
I could feel my entire body blush, "God, Greg, I'm so embarrassed. I don't know who
that woman is. I was really, really drunk and stupid. Please forgive me."
He looked at me like I just took all the fun out of it. "Do you think I really care if you run
around, drink my whiskey and dance? I had hoped you'd go through my drawers, rifle
my papers, invade my privacy, but you didn't."
"I wanted to, but I remembered you didn't want me going through your locked drawer at
work, so I decided to curtail my criminal activities. I really am sorry about this..." I
pointed at the screen.
"Don't be, I'll always treasure it. Look for it on My-Space."
I just grinned. He poured me some tea, "I know you don't drink coffee very often, I
figured I'd be safe with tea."
I looked at him in just his boxers and his hair mussed and wondered why he had
bothered to get up. He liked to sleep. I was just about to drink the tea straight down
and leave when he said, "The crew races are today down on the lake, want to go
watch?"
I really wanted to sleep off my hangover, but I figured he was trying to hand me an olive
branch and for the sake of the department, I should accept it. "Sure, but I'd like to
change and check on my aunt."
"What's wrong with her?"
"Leukemia."
He said nothing but gave me a sympathetic nod and sad face. He looked around the
kitchen, "I'm hungry and don't have any food so let me get a shower and we can go to
breakfast."
"Okay."
He came out about fifteen minutes later in a t-shirt and shorts. He really did have nice
looking legs. He grabbed a ball cap and we drove first to my place. He came in and
looked around the studio apartment. He went over and picked up my photo of me and
my Mom and my aunt. I was undressing and putting on my clam diggers and little t-
shirt that said, "Rehab is for Quitters." He smiled when he saw my shirt.
"Your Aunt?" He asked picking up the photo.
"On my left, my Mom on my right."
"Is your Mom with your aunt?"
"No, she's dead, lung cancer. She was a smoker." I started lathing on the sunscreen
and then threw it to House and he put some on. I put it in my purse for later.
"Sorry."
"I'm ready. I grabbed a white ball cap with the PPTH logo and pulled my pony tail
through the back of it. I topped it off with my white hoop earrings, shorter heels, and
white hobo purse. I put a bottle of water in my purse and we were out the door. I knew
he had restrained himself from turning my apartment inside out and I appreciated that.
He shook his head at me.
"Problem?" I asked.
"You look hot."
"Thanks!"
We went to Mama's Kitchen and had breakfast. He had some big-@ss eggs and
bacon breakfast. I had blueberry pancakes. We talked about, and I still can't believe
this, quantum physics! We both had our own pet theories about time and singularities,
so it made for a lively debate.
"You know, in another universe we never had a fight and we're still doing each other. In
another we're married and have four kids." I said.
He smiled widely as he put hash browns into his mouth. "Yeah, and in another
Universe I took out a gun and killed you. And four kids? There's no universe where I
would have four kids. Two max, but not four."
"Ouch! That's cruel."
"No, you turning me down for that Saturday night was cruel."
"Drop it. I'm having a good time, let's not get into that, okay?"
"Yeah, well Helen Bonham Carter called me the other day and begged me to take her
back. I said no, not until she got herself into a smoker's rehab."
"Poor Helen."
We left and drove over to the crew races, watched them for several hours. I rooted for
UCSD, my hometown team. He thought I was a traitor and I have to admit he drowned
out my hoorahs with some pretty mean retorts. "You call that paddling? I gave my
girlfriend a better one this morning." I tried to hide my face but it didn't stop people from
staring, thinking I must be the girlfriend.
At around 2:00 p.m. we went in search of food at the booths set up throughout the
launch area. He bought me the most disgusting hot dog and diet coke, but I was
hungry and I ate it.
"I think I just ate the entrails of a skunk." I said.
"No, I did. You just got their testicles." We were laughing when his face went cold and
then sad. I turned around and saw the woman with high arched eyebrows and new it
was an older version of the woman in the photo I had seen in his desk.
"Stacy?" I asked.
He nodded yes, "And her husband Mark."
"Want to leave, they're coming this way."
"It doesn't matter. She's already seen me. She'll just assume that I'm an unhappy
misanthrope with no one to love and feel sorry for me. He'll gloat because he has her
and I don't."
Now, I know that when I dress right, I'm hot and today, I'm hot. I had been getting
appreciative stares all day. So I took pity on House. I've been in his position myself
...seeing that the ex is in a better place than you hurts. And the last thing you want
them to know is how miserable you are. I watched them walk towards us and just when
the four of them got to a point where I knew they would have to recognize House I
grabbed his face, pulled him down and gave him the most erotic and sexual kiss I could
muster. At first he wasn't doing anything and I was beginning to think it had been a bad
idea. But then his mouth and whole body responded and I do mean his whole body. It
ended up being one of those kisses where half the population stops to watch and the
others says, "Get a room."
We pulled apart and House looked up. Stacy was smiling one of those, 'Well isn't that
cute' smiles. I acted like I hadn't noticed her before and played dumb.
"Hello Stacy." House said. He turned to Mark, "Hello Mark." He put his arm around
me. "Honey, this is Stacy and Mark Warner. This is Reagan Grogan."
"Glad to meet you. How do you know Greg?" I purposefully asked to give her the
impression that he never talked about her.
House snickered, "Stacy and I lived together for five years."
"Oh, right. You did mention that briefly. Well, I can see why, you're very pretty." I said
sweetly.
Mark blurted out, "So are you." I gave him a nice smile.
Stacy introduced us to the couple they were with and asked if we wanted to join them
while they watched the next race. I spoke up, "That would be great, you can tell me
what Greg was like when you were together."
House was shell shocked. He obviously didn't want to be around them at first, but then
he warmed up to the idea. We found a dockside table at a restaurant to have drinks
and watch. I sat between Mark and House. Stacy was on the other side of House and
the other woman, Mary, was next to her. House had his arms draped around my
shoulders. When the waiter came, House ordered my drink without even asking me, as
if we had been going out for awhile. I was getting a Mojito, which I love, so no
complaints except that I really didn't feel like drinking. I put my hand on House's upper
thigh, my fingers resting close to his crotch. I knew Stacy could see it. I kept talking to
Mark, engaging him in conversation and laughing at all his stupid jokes.
House excused himself to go to the bathroom. Stacy went into interrogation mode.
Now I've been interrogated...in the Pen there's an investigation every five minutes...so I
was ready. "So, Reagan. How long have you known Greg?"
I didn't lie because I knew she would ask House questions based on what I said when
he got back. "Three months. We met at the hospital when he complimented me on my
outfit."
"Is it serious?"
"I guess you'd have to ask him but my toothbrush is hanging right next to his in his
apartment so I guess you could say that. We see each other nearly every day."
"Well, it's only been three months."
"True, but he expects me to be around for a long time. He even had me meet everyone
at work. I feel like part of his team. Cuddy said she fire him if he didn't treat me right,
isn't that sweet?"
Stacy's mouth was pinched together. Mark asked me, "Do you think you might get
married?"
"Well," and I smiled broadly, "Just this morning we were debating on the number of kids
we would might have. I said four, he said two max."
Her face went white and all pretense of being nice dropped away. "He wants to have
kids with you?" She asked with the voice of a sad little girl.
Now I felt sorry for her, "We were just bantering back and forth. I said four, he said
two."
House joined the table again and everyone stared at him. He took a deep breath, "Did I
forget to zip up?" He looked down at his shorts.
"I was just telling Stacy about our conversation this morning. I said four children and
you said..." I held my hand out to House for him to chime in.
He remembered the quantum physics discussion, smiled and said, "Two, max."
I smiled at her and Mark. I could see that this was difficult for her to take. That some
other woman might have his children was the ultimate blow. I had hoped it wasn't too
much.
Mark piped in, "Reagan was telling up you met her at the hospital."
"I noticed the outfit first, then Reagan. Can I get another drink?" House was starting to
feel a little uncomfortable with the discussion so he changed it.
When we left, he asked me, "What happened back there?"
"She asked where we met. I said the hospital. She asked if it was serious. I told her we
spend a lot of time together, almost every day. Mark asked if we were going to get
married. I simply said that just this morning we were discussing how many kids we
would have. End of conversation."
"You are ornery. Just enough of the truth but out of context. I love it. Let's go to the
movies. I was going to go see, "Life According to Brian" at the arts cinema. It starts in
forty minutes."
"Oh yeah! I love John Cleese...I love Monty Python. But I need something to wear in
the theater, I get cold in a/c."
"I have a sweatshirt in the car."
We saw the movie and it let out around 8:00 p.m. It had been cold in the theater and I
was glad I had grabbed House's sweatshirt. As soon as we hit the sidewalk I started
sweating so I took it off and carried it. We were doing our best imitations of scenes in
the movie and so I wasn't paying attention when we crossed the alley. The young,
obviously high on crack, guy with the rather large knife, seemed to come out of
nowhere.
"Hey you! @sshole. B!tch, give me yo' money." He was brandishing the knife in a
menacing gesture, one he had probably seen on television. I thought it was straight out
of a Chuck Norris episode. He should have thought it through because the knife
wielder in that episode got his butt kicked.
House started to reach in his pocket for his wallet and money. I held my purse close to
my body and said, "F3ck you." With as much disgust as I could. "You think I'm letting
you take my hard earned money so you can buy some tits and get high? Go get an
enema d!ckwad."
I looked at House and I wasn't sure who he was more afraid of, me or the kid.
"Reagan, may I point out that he has a knife." House turned to the kid, "Look, she's just
kidding, SHE'LL GIVE YOU HER MONEY." He said it loudly for my benefit.
I turned towards him, "Give him yours but he's not getting mine."
"Lady, I'm not playin' here...it's been a long time since my last fix and I don't give a sh!t
what you think you're doing, but you're going to give me your money or I'll hurt you and
cut up your face."
"I'm not afraid of a knife...now if you had a gun..."
"Reagan! Give him your money, he's not one of your tricks that you can charm,"
House said nervously.
"Shut up House." I pulled the purse closer to me defiantly. In the meantime I was
quietly wrapping my right hand in House's sweatshirt. The kid stabbed at me and I
literally grabbed the blade of the knife with the sweatshirt, tugged it quickly and kicked
his balls all in one move. I had the knife and he fell on the pavement rolling in pain.
started kicking him and then stomped in his groin so hard that I fell back on my butt. By
this time, House had his cane at the guy's throat. I took the knife and was about ready
to plunge it, just as I would have plunged a shank at the Pen, but House grabbed my
arm.
"Aren't you getting a little carried away?"
The guy was rolling in pain, "You crushed my balls, you crushed my balls you slut."
I backed off just as sirens came around the corner. Someone must have seen it and
called it in. I had the knife in one hand and House was standing with his cane on the
guys chest. He was in too much pain to get up and run.
The police took us in to get a statement while the twenty year old kid went to the
hospital. Within minutes of reaching the police station we were separated and I knew
then that they had run a rap sheet on me. I was thrown into an interrogation cell and
two detectives came in.
"Well Reagan, we called your probation officer. A felon with a knife? Bad girl. Now
why don't you tell me what you were really doing in that alley? That kid says you
jumped him , demanded drugs and money."
"I'm going to tell you once and only once what happened and then I want a lawyer." I
proceeded to give them a blow by blow account of the incident. After I was done I
looked up and saw Ken outside talking to another detective. Ken kept looking in at me.
House was standing off to the side watching all of this and being questioned by a
detective. They made me stand and in full view of House they handcuffed me and sat
me back down. I almost died of embarrassment.
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