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Comments on The Mysterious Tube of Lube, and How House and Wilson Came To Be Gay

Number of comments: 36

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From: Shannon
Date: 01/16/2010
You should post this story with a warning to set down any beverages...it took me a half hour to dry off my screen and keyboard to type this..I never though that coke would sting so much when it goes up the nose....In short, absolutely loved it and really needed the laugh it provided. Kudos to you for taking this perspective on Hilson...*snort* crud, now I gotta clean up again.....
From: A Man Who is Straight for House
Date: 06/04/2009
Perfect in every sense of the word.
From: Waffles
Date: 12/30/2008
LOL man so hilarious im dying right now its crazy lol
From: heidi
Date: 11/25/2008
Hilarious! Absolutely hilarious! Though I'm a huge House/Wilson-fan, I've got real difficulty locating good and realistic H/W-stories for they are few and far apart so I can understand why you'd think it's absolutely impossible for those two to be together in a serious relationship. There's so much worthless - and, what's worse, brainless - smut out there it may be hard to believe that H/W is actually possible. But it is. On rare occasions I read stories where it comes across as absolutely natural and realistic (of course, those are novel-length ffs because it takes time to lay out the reasoning behind the relationship so that when it finally comes far enough to need lube there's been enough planning going on to have thought of it beforehand).
From: Amy
Date: 09/06/2008
Cannot stop laughing! Thanks for that! Love how it perfectly plays up all of the unavoidably silly bits of slash.
From: Lord of the Shadows
Date: 07/20/2008
*chokes with laughter* That was...painful. Very grand, lol
From: Lulu
Date: 06/02/2008
lmao! that made my day, even though I'm a shipper. ASS BABIES!
From: Pihlis
Date: 05/19/2008
Oh my. I nearly died. Actually I'm still laughing. :D
From: Jess
Date: 03/02/2008
Wilson: Greg, I just realised that I am deeply in love with you and I want to have your ass-babies.

*SNORT*

Oh lord, your parody fics are just hysterical!

I'm working my way through all your stuff... so you'll probably be hearing from me again. :)
From: Cat
Date: 02/09/2008
hilarious. *applauds*
From: NR
Date: 09/16/2007
Heh, that was hilarious. I love H/W slash but have always thought it was funny when reading H/W first time fics that both of them know exactly what they're doing even though they've never actually had gay sex before.
From: Aurore
Date: 06/26/2007
Amazing. Hilarious parody, totally funny, even for a big House/Wilson fan.
From: scully
Date: 05/19/2007
This reminds me of the "control" sketches from ABOFAL. Funny.
From: das Diddy
Date: 04/14/2007
That was really great! I just couldn't stop laughing. I like slash but there are always the parts where you ask yourself "would they really do THAT???" ...and sometimes I just have to say no. You mentioned all the little stupid things that appear in slash-fics, that make me run away and hide behind my bed. -.- Good work! Luv it. ^^
From: Fin
Date: 01/06/2007
...Now I'm going to have to have your assbabies.
From: steph
Date: 01/02/2007
ass-babies. omg.
From: random
Date: 12/10/2006
"you have lube? oh, the joy!"

roflmao funniest house/wilson ever!
From: lookfar
Date: 11/29/2006
*giggles uncontrollably* Very apt.
From: Rue
Date: 11/21/2006
lmao what the fuck.

You are brilliant.
From: Lalo
Date: 09/05/2006
Four words: Ennis Del Mar Style. XD

I feel I've suddenly gone lesbian and love you! Marry me, you genious!
From: ketchy_girl
Date: 08/23/2006
That was so awsome! "mangina"? I love it!
From: Sid
Date: 07/30/2006
One of the best fanfics I have read ever, any universe, any format. Love the use of script format and the purple prose. Will be linking to many friends who will enjoy this, too. Thanks for the belly-aching laughs. <3
From: Dee
Date: 07/06/2006
Can I have your ass-babies? Too funny.
From: Jen
Date: 07/06/2006
That was great! Even though straight couples use lube too, those were all really good observations that always totally bug me (not that I read THAT much slash, which I really don't). I really had to laugh out loud reading that, it was awesome.
From: Alex
Date: 06/18/2006
That is so funny! I hope you were trying to be funny :) i love the screen play format too
From: Serenity James
Date: 06/05/2006
Wow...I SHOULD feel disturbed...But I'm laughing too hard to care:) That was awesome despite the randomness
From: nightdog_barks
Date: 05/31/2006
I've been reading a lot of Housefic lately, and this literally made me laugh until tears came to my eyes.

Absolutely hilarious. Off to recommend it everywhere I can think of.

From: Kat
Date: 05/14/2006
oh man that was perfect!! lmao yeah, that about sums every single story up, doesn't it. Congratulations for being brilliant and being able to use the word "mangina" so casually. lol
From: Kathleen Pettigrew
Date: 05/10/2006
OMG!!! That was the funniest thing I've read since the House madlib I did. That was great. My favourite line was... Wilson: Greg, I just realised that I am deeply in love with you and I want to have your ass-babies.

Do it adain! Yes I meant to put the d.
From: Liz
Date: 04/29/2006
Brilliant.

They ARE gay though. You be quiet.
From: a fan
Date: 04/28/2006
This story is totally-eflin'brilliant! Funny as all hell too!
From: ANONYMOUSE
Date: 04/26/2006
rotflmfao. Classic. They're friends people GET OVER IT.
From: phineyj
Date: 04/25/2006
Oh thank you. This was hilarious to find after a deeply unamusing day!
From: Alexya
Date: 04/25/2006
Utterly amazing. I nearly died of asphyxiation from laughing. Whether or not you mean this seriously, or are a shipper yourself laughing with and not at us, I don't really care. Thanks for a great read.
From: snerk
Date: 04/24/2006
Cannot stop laughing at "ass-babies."
From: k
Date: 04/24/2006
They can get a bit silly, can't they? At least in Harry Potter quite a few of the slashed characters have some potential "bend" as written (and a few who could be Kinsey 5 or 6 with no deviation from canon or writing off of love interests as friends and/or beards), and magic allows the possibility of conjuring a lubricant. OTOH, there are irresistible amounts of seemingly conscious subtext in House canon, while HP canon is way too innocent for what the slash fans tend to write.

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