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  Neck-And-Collar 
 by Druin  

 Note: This one goes out to Eruditz, who put in the request. Hope it's a
fitting sequel ;) Title from REM's E-Bow. 

"And then, said House, tapping his cane on the ground for emphasis as he
recounted his latest Cuddy Woes to his poor clinic patient, "she told me
that I'd better make up the hours I didn't do last week or else."

House huffed a sigh, and finally looked at the young man who was leaning
on the medical bed. About 19; chin-length white-blond hair covering most
of his face. House titled his head to the side and asked, "So, what's
wrong with you, anyway?"

The man seemed to fidget, as if embarrassed or hesitant. "I think my
boyfriend might have HIV," he said, and he looked up with defiance. "He
wants to have sex, he keeps buying lingerie and tight pants and shows them
off a lot-"

House stopped listening; in fact, everything stopped all too suddenly.
Boyfriend. A boyfriend that bought lingerie, tight pants - specifically,
new clothes - to impress his lover.

The answer, it seemed - after a whole week of bugging Wilson about his new
love interest - had been right in front of him all along. He nearly cursed
out loud; he hated it when the answers were the simple, sensible ones, and
hated it more when they had to be pointed out to him. Not that ever
happened.

"-really hesitant about coming in for tests, he always gets angry with me
for mentioning it, is there-"

"Come back tomorrow with him," House interrupted, his mind elsewhere,
"I'll test you both." The doctor opened the door, paused, and thanked the
man before leaving.

Wilson was already waiting in his office when he arrived there. "I take it
you were still on clinic duty when you paged me," his tone was amused.
"How is that going for you?"

House frowned. "Don't mock me, and technically I'm still on clinic duty,
only there were more important matters to attend to."

Wilson was curious, now. "Such as?" 

"Such as informing you that I've figured you out, just like I said I
would." House tapped his forefinger lightly, accusingly, on Wilson's
chest.

Wilson raised an eyebrow. "Did you? And, pray, what conclusions did you
draw up?" 

The smile playing on House's face was a quirked, sadistic sort of smile,
and Wilson got the distinct feeling that House really had solved this one.
He was proved correct; House hooked his finger in Wilson's labcoat and
pulled him close, leaning down just a little to kiss him. It was a gentle
kiss, a soft pull, a light scrape of teeth on his bottom lip, and it was
over all too fast for Wilson's liking. 

He was too shocked to notice House making for the door, satisfied; by the
time Wilson thought to follow House was out of sight. 

--End--  
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