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  Best Man 
 by lilyleia78	

 "So how about it? Wanna be my best man?" House asked, carefully not
looking at the woman he was addressing.

Cuddy smothered an affectionate smile and put a heavy dose of doubt in her
voice. "You know I'm not actually a man, right?"

"Really?" House asked mockingly. "And here I thought those were airbags
you were carrying around on your chest." He flapped a hand at her
dismissively. "You're not a real doctor either. That doesn't stop you from
making all the underlings call you one anyway."

Cuddy shot him a withering look and House rolled his eyes. "Oh come on.
It's not difficult or anything: I've done it lots of times. You just keep
track of Wilson's ring and then make a raunchy speech extolling my sexual
prowess. I'll get you my list of hookers if you need research material."

"If I agree to this will you go away?"

"I promise."

"Fine. I'll be your best man...woman...whatever," Cuddy agreed as she made
shooing motions.

"The best woman at a gay wedding? How hard could that be?"

"House," Cuddy said warningly, rubbing the spot between her eyes where her
headache was forming.

"I know, I promised. You won't see me the rest of the day." Something in
House's voice sounded alarms in her head.

"You mean until clinic," Cuddy ordered.

House was shuffling out of her door at top speed. "Sorry, gotta go. I
wanna see if Cameron will be the flower girl. See you tomorrow!"

  
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