"Squidge"

Definition of squidge, courtesy Walter Hopgood, keeper of the Duchovniks mansion.

Please note, the term "squidge," "Squidge Production Facilitators" et. al. are copyrighted trademarks of Walter Hopgood.

Q. OK ... You all keep talking about squidge. What is it?
A. Well, squidge can either be a noun or a verb. To better understand it, here's a definition that was actually submitted to the Slang Dictionary.

squidge (skwij): The remaining dampness, usually on sitting surfaces or in clothing, after a person has partaken in visual, oral, or written stimuli of a somewhat sexual nature. Squidge can be produced by either gender, but is more pronounced in females. See also DFR. -verb To cause one to squidge. The active production of DFR. ex: David Duchovny makes me squidge. see also spooge. -adj A personal atribute given to someone who is considered to produce emotions that are exciting or intended to excite sexual desire. See also sexy. Squidged, squidging, to have squidged, will be squidging, is quite squidgy, puddle of squidge, the squidgiest.

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