An Immortal Guide to Survival

'How to survive a beheading'

1. Hide

2. Always make friends with those most likely to take your head...ie:   Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod.

3. Hiding is always good.

4. Get someone else to risk their head for you...ie:  Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod.

5. Avoid risking your head for others.... i.e. Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod... even when Amanda shows up in the middle of the night to plead with you.

6. Never interfere with a marriage, even when bribed with a barge

7. Never take heads on Tuesdays'

8. Always have a bargaining chip (i.e. Silas and Caspian)

9. When plotting - start small and build.

10. Improvise and learn the art of using the truth creatively.

11. When you haven't been formally introduced, it's always a smart move to get shy.