Krycek Haiku

Tell me now, Krycek--
Trecherous, nefarious--
whose side are you on?

Evil incarnate,
or just in over your head?
Flip-flop, Rat, flip-flop!

Like you beat yourself,
you get Mulder with one hand.
You're still quite dext'rous.

Husky whisper-voice...
Hoo boy! You make me shiver.
Stupid-ass haircut!

Do you want Scully,
ambiguous Alexei,
or prefer Mulder?

Part of your mystique:
straight sex, or slashy?
You're yummy in both flavors!

Closer to the mouth.
Kiss Mulder; kiss Marita.
Won't you kiss me next?

When the shit comes down,
you're ready, poised with your Plam
You'll come out on top.