Sulla: <Oh, speaking of sluts, did you know that the Russian for slut is 'shalava'? Now what I'd like to see is K calling M a shalava, and M trying to figure out what it means, and find out, and then show K how much of a shalava he really is.... Ooo! Is that a 'plot...what plot?' bunny I see?>
Satina: <But my little slash-shalava, why would our sweet little ratboy be calling Foxy a slut? Give me more....>
Sulla: <Oh oh oh, so many reasons! Read To This Day again, and you'll see...>
Satina: <Are you saying you want me to write a sequel to YOUR story, partner? ;-)>
Sulla: <Oh, no, I'm just saying that there *are* instances where K could be calling M a shalava, like the way he did in that fic, y'know?? It has been done in many stories by many authors...maybe I'll take up the challenge, and write another myself! Let me see...how would it go...
K - Shalava!
M - <groan>what?
K - <slurp>you heard me!
M - Mmmm...no I didn't...your mouth is wrapped around my cock, how the hell am I supposed to understand anything you say?
K - Shut up and come, shalava...
M - <pant> what?
How was that? Maybe I'll make a mini-series out of it...>
Satina: <Oh girlfriend....give me MORE of that filthy little ratmouth!!!!!! please???????>
Sulla: <Okay, here goes...
K - Shalava!
M - Hmmm? <slurp>
K - Just what I said, Mulder-ooo
M - Don't call me...umph...Mulder-ooo...<gag>
K - You...unnh...prefer shalava?
M - Awwwwgh....won't you just...<slurp>...shut up and enjoy this? ...ummmph...
K - Uh...uh...okay...uh...UNNNGH!
K - <pant>
K - But you're still a shalava!
M - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!
K - Shalava!
M - Unh...are...unh...you...unh...ever going...unh...to tell me...unh...whatthat...unh...means..mmmm..unh!
K - <pant> Just shut up and let me <pant> fuck you!
M - Ooo...unh! Yeah, baby, <grunt> talk dirty to me...UNGH!!
K - Oh yeah...<moan>...ya dirty shalava <grunt><slap> UNNNNNH!!!
M - <pant><pant><sigh>C'mon Alex...what's it mean?
K - <pant> Quit whining or I'll tell all the other agents what a filthy shalava you are...
M - GODDAMNIT!!!!
K - Shalava!
M - <gasp> C'mon Alex...tell me...urg...<thrust> tell me what it means!
K - No baby <pant> you gotta...oh! ...figure that out for yourself...unnnnh...yeah, fuck me!
M - Oh <moan> yeah, I'll...unh...fuck you alright... <thrust> <thrust><thrust>
K - God, baby...UNNNH!
M - <powerful thrust> UNNNGGHH!
K - <pant><pant> No one fucks me like you do, baby...
M - Mmmmm...
K - Guess it's my own good luck that you're such a shalava...
M - <lunge><throttle>
K - <gasp><choked laughter>
M - AAAARGH!! <drops hands>
K - Heh heh heh... Shalava.
K - Shalava!
M - ...unh...me? I...unh...don't think so. <grunt>
K - Hmmm? <hump><thrust><pound>
M - Oh yeah! Right <gasp> there, baby!
K - <moan> you like it like this, huh, shalava? <thrust>
M - ...unh...oh god...oh yeah...unh! Unh! UNNNGH!!
K - ...yeah! oh...oh.unh...
M - <pant>oh yeah...fuck me hard Alex...
K - <moan>...oh god...UNNNNH!
M - mmm...god, I love it when you cum inside me...guess I better go next door, and see if that hot construction worker can do the same...
K - <pant><pant><pant> what?! What was that?
M - Hmm...seems to me, if I'm such a slut, I better act the part...
K - Kurite moju trubku!
M - Sure! <lunge><lick><gobble><suck>
K - God...mmm...sure did your homework, didn't you... M - ...mmm...<slurp>
Okay. That's enough of that! God.
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