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Mulder and Frohike sat in Frohike's favorite bar.
Mulder was drinking house whiskey and Frohike was
drinking Jim Beam.
"You think about things too much," Frohike said.
"What you need is to get laid. Just not with your
new partner."
"I don't think getting laid will solve any of my
problems. And I didn't realize you even knew I had a
new partner."
"I have my sources," Frohike said. "But that's
beside the point. Getting laid makes everything
better. Just don't fuck your coworkers, even if they
do look like the delectable Agent Scully."
Mulder laughed. "I don't think it's going to be an
issue. I'm pretty sure Agent Scully doesn't like me
very much."
"Just remember what I said." Frohike finished his
bourbon and ordered another. "Don't fuck your
coworkers. It'll all end in tears."
"Yeah, I hear you, man," Mulder said, and promptly
put the conversation out of his mind.
Don't feel too sorry for him. He was warned.
1. In the beginningthe first time with Alex
There was no thought, no self, no other. The first
time was all about needs fulfilled and desires
granted. Mulder doesn't remember the awkward moments
clearly, though he knows that they were there;
buttons catching and zippers getting stuck. They
aren't important now, weren't important then.
Clothes were discarded or just moved aside for
questing fingers and lips. Modesty was a joke. They
reveled in each other's bodies, glutting on expanses
of taut skin stretched over hard muscle and bone. It
was all new and shiny and exciting. Beautiful.
Wicked.
Mulder had wallowed in the wrongness/rightness of it
all, falling prey to the old cliché of "you only want
what you can't have." Even in hindsight the memory
is still tinged with the purple and gold and red of
lust. Simple lust with no complications like should
or shouldn't have.
Skin on skin. Teeth biting sweetly on his thighs.
Tongue lapping at his balls. The musty smell of Alex
and the salty taste of pre-come in his mouth. Hands
stroking ribs/arms/legs/stomach/cock/ass in dizzying
waves of sensation.
It's hard to keep it all straight. The feeling is
easier to recall, more than the actual events. It
was perfect. It was unique. It was magic. It was
the beginning, and all beginnings are this way. Then
reality intrudes.
2. What came nextfear and loathing in D.C.
Hating the man you want so much it hurts is a bad
situation to be in. Scully was gone. He wanted to
kill Krycek. He wanted to fuck Krycek. He wanted to
die.
When Krycek showed up in his car, gun in hand, Mulder
couldn't stop his heart from leaping traitorously in
his chest. He looked at the face before him and
tried to feel only contempt, but the face was
connected with too much that he still wanted.
"Get the fuck out of my car, Krycek," he said.
"We've got business tonight," Krycek said. Did his
gaze flicker to Mulder's lips, or was that just his
imagination?
"I don't want to hear a goddamned thing out of your
liar's mouth." And stop looking at my mouth.
But Krycek wouldn't shut up. He kept up his cryptic
bullshit until Mulder began to wonder if Krycek was
giving him a warning about something. But what?
Scully was gone. His golden boy was a wolf in
sheep's clothing. He was lost.
Mulder leaned his head against the head-rest and
closed his eyes. "Cut the shit, Krycek. Just spit
out whatever you're trying to tell me before I kill
you."
He felt the barrel of the gun caress his jawbone.
"That's an empty threat if ever I heard one."
Not opening his eyes, Mulder moaned, "Jesus Christ,
just leave me the fuck alone."
He heard a whispered, "Not yet," before the cold gun
barrel was replaced with warm lips.
Mulder jerked away. "Stop it."
A hand went to his lap and felt for his dick, already
half hard. Krycek's sigh feathered Mulder's cheek.
Mulder's erection grew under the clever hand, and
didn't falter when he felt a cold "o" of metal on his
throat. "Don't think I won't pull the trigger."
But Mulder didn't think he would. That would end the
game, and there was so much more to be played.
3. Laterhard clichás in the parking garage
Hate is the flip side of love. Pain is close to
pleasure. These are truisms that Mulder learned the
veracity of over the years. Hate and love battled
for supremacy within him, but passion remained
constant. He and Krycek made love with fists and
fingers and teeth and lips. Sometimes he just
couldn't keep his hands off of Krycek, and hitting
him was the only outlet he had. You took what you
could get and ran with it.
Pain is so close to pleasure.
Mulder knew the taste of Krycek's blood from kissing
his lacerated lips. He learned from hard experience
that human bites take forever to heal. Krycek seemed
to never be at a true disadvantage; his boots were
hard and his teeth sharp. Being with him was like
trying to date a shark. Bloody and painful and
exhilarating.
(hate you love you want you hate you)
One night he found Krycek in the Hoover Building's
parking garage, skulking, obviously up to no good at
all. Mulder had seen red and charged the other man,
pushing him against a concrete pillar. He shoved
Krycek's face into the rough surface. "How dare you
show your face here."
"Fuck you, Mulder. This doesn't concern you."
"You concern me. I should turn you in right now."
"But you won't," Krycek said, trying to sound sure of
himself and not quite succeeding.
No. Maybe there were better ways to make him pay.
Self-serving ways. Selfish ways. One of Mulder's
hands dropped to Krycek's hip and stayed there,
caressing roughly through denim. Krycek moaned.
"I want you," Mulder said.
Krycek moaned again, the helpless, hopeless sound a
drowning man would make before succumbing to the
waves.
"Be my whore, Krycek, and I'll let you leave." The
words left a slick, ashy taste in his mouth.
Krycek grunted and undid the button of his jeans and
unzipped them. Then he braced himself with head and
hands against the concrete. Mulder buried his nose
in the crook of Krycek's neck and breathed him in.
(still my boy my golden boy always mine) "Mine," he
grunted.
"Fuck you," snarled Krycek. "Just get it over with."
His fingers curled against concrete.
"Mine," Mulder breathed again against Krycek's damp
fragrant skin. His hand stole into Krycek's open fly
and fumbled for his cock. It was hard, bless the
fucker. Oh yeah. Yeah.
"I hate you," Krycek groaned.
"I hate you, too."
Pain is so close to pleasure.
4. And thenconversations with a killer
There were some secrets he couldn't share with
Scully, so he found himself talking to Krycek in
between the fighting and fucking. He was somewhat
surprised to find a brain he enjoyed under the layers
of sex and lust and hate and disgust.
Life really wasn't fair. You shouldn't like your
enemies. There should be a law of some sort, he
often thought. The All Enemies of Mulder Must Be
Unredeemable Law. Right. It would make things so
much easier. It's hard to hate someone that you
like. Much harder than hating someone you love.
Farmers chat about crops and the weather. Pimps
discuss cops and pussy. Mulder and Krycek discussed
death. Talking with him was like sharing with a
colleague. It was so easy to slip into a comfortable
zone. Too easy. Sometimes Mulder forgot his lover
was a killer, traitor, and thief.
"Will you miss me when I'm dead?" Alex asked in a
shared Moscow hotel room.
"I'll see you in hell," Mulder replied, staring at a
crack in the ceiling. "Christ, I'll be waiting there
for you. No way you're beating me there."
Krycek blocked his line of sight, the gentle smile on
his face belying his razor sharp soul. "You think
so?"
"You're the poster boy for Nietzsche, Krycek. You'll
outlast us all."
Mulder shoved at Krycek and Krycek shoved back.
After a swift struggle, his lover (his enemy) emerged
as victor. He hovered above Mulder, eye to eye, nose
to nose, lips to lips. "You think so."
"Can't kill the boogeyman," Mulder said.
"Good answer," said, Krycek, grinding against
Mulder's hard cock.
It was hard to remember the poison that ran in
Krycek's veins. It was so much easier to close his
eyes and slip into a sex-drugged stupor.
Three days later, Krycek sold him out in Tunguska.
Then Mulder, furious, and worse than that, betrayed,
had returned the favor and left Krycek for dead.
Instead, that fucker, who was apparently unkillable,
had lost his arm and not his life. He was now a one
armed assassin, like in The Fugitive. It should have
been funny, but it wasn't. Not at all.
When he finally saw Krycek after the Russian fiasco,
he ended up kissing the ugly stump with lips bloodied
by Krycek's fist.
'I deserved that,' he thought after the first blow.
'I didn't deserve it that much,' he concluded after
the fifth.
After the sixth, he punched Krycek back, which was
what the son of a bitch had wanted in the first
place. They fought, then they fucked, and it was
like old times. Sprawled in each other's arms on the
floor, covered in each other's blood, both grinned.
"I hate you," Mulder said, feeling an illicit
contentment.
"I hate you, too," Krycek said, and brought Mulder's
head down yet another lazy kiss.
4. Sometime after thatLazarus wakes up
Mulder woke from death with the taste of Krycek on
his tongue. Odd, because when he looked around, he
wasn't in the hospital room. Just Scully, his sweet
hard Scully, and it was not her kiss that he tasted.
Scully fussed over him and tried to get him to talk
about his experience, but he couldn't do it. His
not-death was still too raw in his veins. He told
her what he could to satisfy her and to get her to
leave him alone; that it was like he had been
sleeping, and now he was awake. She seemed content
with that, for which Mulder was grateful.
Besides, she had more on her mind than just his sorry
ass. There was the baby, her baby, supposedly their
baby. Mulder had his doubts. Being not-alive then
alive again, or dead then not-dead (was there a
correct terminology? Scully would know, but he
didn't want to ask) tended to make a body cynical and
untrusting. Knowing one hundred percent that there
were no pearly gates waiting to welcome him into a
heavenly afterlife made Mulder naturally distrustful
of miracles. If there is no God, then where do they
come from?
Mulder found, for the first time in his life (not-
death) that he didn't care to know the answer to that
question. Not one little bit. Not with Scully
curving her hand around her miraculously pregnant
belly in that unconsciously possessive way.
"It's our baby," she said. "Isn't that wonderful?"
Mulder made himself smile and not shudder. It took a
great deal of effort. More than anyone would
understand.
Well, maybe one person would perhaps understand, and
Mulder could almost still taste him. Krycek. Would
Krycek come, talking razors while looking at him with
those warm, glowing eyes? He needed that combination
of disregard and obsession, needed it badly, and
Scully was not able to give it to him.
Later, when all his friends had blessedly left him
alone, he fell asleep, this time into a real sleep
with no dreams. When he woke, his room was dark, but
nevertheless he knew that he was no longer alone.
"Welcome back to the world, Lazarus," he heard Krycek
say as he stepped out from the shadows.
"Did you miss me?" Jesus, it was good to see Krycek
again. Too good. Dangerously good. Mulder felt
like a junkie being handed a baggie of the good
stuff. His heart pounded in his chest and the heart
monitors strapped to him picked up the beat.
Krycek glanced at the monitors as he walked toward
Mulder's bed, giving them a smug smile. Then he
said, "Fuck no."
"Thought as much. Who did that to your lip?"
"Jealous?" Krycek smirked, then grimaced as the cut
on his lip split and started to bleed.
"Fuck no," Mulder said. He fell effortlessly into
their old pattern of speech: thrust, parry, riposte.
"It was Scully's new partner, and he's one hard son
of a bitch. He hung onto my car for far too long."
"Okay, maybe now I am jealous." Mulder smiled, in
spite of himself.
"You should be. He punches much harder than you do."
The two of them fell silent and just looked at each
other.
"Don't do that to me again," Krycek finally said.
"It was a lot of work bringing you back."
"Then it wasn't the anti-virals Scully threw into my
system?"
Krycek pulled a face. "Don't be stupid." His hand
reached out, hesitated, then stroked Mulder's hair.
"I wouldn't have gotten on that ship if you hadn't
have practically pushed me onto it."
Krycek's face clouded but he kept his hand on
Mulder's hair. "We do what we have to do. You know
that."
"And bringing me back, was that something you had to
do, too?" Despite his efforts, Mulder's voice
cracked in the middle of the question.
Krycek tightened his grip on Mulder's hair, then
leaned down to give him a lingering kiss. "With you
dead, there was no one decent to fuck," he said, as
if that was all the answer anyone needed.
Maybe it was.
5. And then somebaby blues
The beginning of the end was an argument, one that
didn't go the way one might have expected. It
started with a simple question.
"What are you going to do about Scully's baby?"
Mulder asked. He both anticipated and feared the
answer.
Krycek gave him an odd look. "Not much, I guess. I
didn't receive an invite to the baby shower."
"No, not that," Mulder snapped in irritation, not
liking Krycek's flippancy. This was hard enough
without that to contend with. "Scully's on cloud
nine about the whole thing and I don't want to be the
one to rain on her parade, but I'm worried about the
child."
That was an understatement. Scully was sure her baby
was a miracle, and didn't want to question it.
Mulder thought it far more likely that the pregnancy
was of a more extraterrestrial nature, wrought by all
too human hands. Scully didn't want to hear about
his theories, however, and Mulder soon learned to
keep them to himself if he wanted to keep the peace
with her. Nevertheless, someone had to understand.
He had counted on that person being Krycek, but now
it seemed like that, too, was a false hope. Still,
he persisted. If he could make anyone understand his
fears, it would be this man, who had seen more than
any person Mulder knew of, and still remained sane.
"I think that Scully's pregnancy had some help, and I
don't think that it was God," Mulder continued.
"It takes two to tango, Mulder. I thought you were
once half of that dance couple."
Mulder scowled. "I've done the math. It doesn't add
up."
Krycek laughed. "So that's why you're pissed off.
You don't think you're the daddy. You think it's
Skinner?"
"Very funny. Look, if Skinner had gotten Scully
pregnant, I'd be happy for her. It's just that she
keeps insisting that I'm the father, says she has
blood tests to prove it, but to the best of my
knowledge, that isn't possible."
"Are you sure?"
Mulder glared at Krycek. "I'm sure. Well, pretty
sure."
"Let me guess," Krycek said. "You think it's a scary
alien baby sent to take over the earth."
Mulder scowled. "Don't trivialize this."
"I'm not. It's just that I've been where you are,
about three months ago, when you were still six feet
under. I've passed beyond that stage." Krycek gave
him a peaceful, yet somehow smug, smile.
"Into insanity?"
"No, my friend, into acceptance. We don't know what
the kiddo will bring, but there's no point worrying
about it until it happens. And if you whack Scully's
kid, you'll regret it for the rest of your life."
"Bullshit."
Krycek raised his eyebrows. "Excuse me?"
"You've got an angle here, don't you?"
"An angle. I guess you could put it that way."
"I knew it." Mulder felt cold assurance worm its way
through him. "You know that baby's special, and not
in a good way, and you're going to use it somehow."
"Actually," Krycek said, "I was going for the 'don't
let the asshole kill the baby' angle. I'm not a big
fan of baby murder."
"That's not what Skinner told me."
Krycek gave Mulder a disgusted look. "I was jerking
his chain. I would have thought you'd have the
brains to figure that out, Mulder. Skinner, no. But
you..." Krycek shook his head and tsked.
"I find it hard to believe there are any depths to
which you won't sink, Krycek."
"Fuck you, Mulder." Krycek seemed genuinely pissed
now. Morally outraged, even.
Mulder found himself unexpectedly on unsure ground.
Krycek seemed to be taking the high road. It would
behoove him to follow suit, but Mulder wasn't in a
particularly cooperative mood. Especially not with
Saint Krycek lounging on his couch, trying 'holier
than thou' on for size and seeming to like it. This
was not the way this conversation was supposed to
have gone and Mulder didn't appreciate it one bit.
"I don't trust you," he said.
"There's a fucking shock," Krycek retorted.
"You've got some sort of ulterior motive here,
Krycek. There has to be some reason you're fighting
me on this."
"Look, I'm an assassin, but I haven't stooped to
killing babies yet."
"Yet," Mulder agreed, goaded in his irritation with
Krycek to thrust right back.
"Fuck you. Think about this instead of having a knee
jerk 'the alien abomination must die' kinda
attitude."
"I can't put the whole human race in danger because
of sentimental reasons."
"Jesus Christ, Mulder. And you say I'm cold blooded.
Do you really think Scully's unique? There've been
dozens of babies already born that are like hers and
the world is still spinning. Can you really believe
that one child would tip the balance?"
"Scully believes that one child was born and changed
the entire world," Mulder said quietly, playing the
Jesus card without a trace of remorse.
"Right," said Krycek. "Two seconds ago you said it
wasn't God. Now you're hinting that it is. Make up
your fucking mind. This isn't religion class. This
is real life. Get a grip on reality. You're not
going to kill that child."
"You're a fool, Krycek. Or maybe you have your own
agenda. You told me that Spender's dead. That means
you'd be heir to the evil empire, wouldn't it?"
Krycek threw up his arm in disgust. "What empire?
It all fell down like a house of cards while you were
taking your dirt nap. There's no goddamned
conspiracy. There're just little machines here and
there that haven't figured out yet to shut down."
"This is a machine I can shut down," Mulder said.
"Forget it. Forget I said a fucking word. But don't
come crying to me, drunk off your ass and miserable,
because Scully's cut your balls off in revenge for
her baby. I wash my handsexcuse me, handof
the whole thing."
Then he stormed off and Mulder was left with his
worries and anxieties and a case of beer. One by one
he drank them all, growing more sullen with each sip.
He threw each emptied can, with steadily decreasing
aim, at his TV screen, pretending it was Krycek's
face.
Asshole.
6. The endin tears
Mulder sped toward Scully and tried to keep his mind
blank, but images kept intruding.
A gunshot.
(Will you miss me when I'm dead?)
Krycek's artificial arm, skittering on the concrete.
(I hate you./ I hate you, too.)
The fallen body.
(It'll all end in tears.)
Mulder refused to cry. He would not cry over Alex
Krycek, assassin, traitor, and untrustworthy bastard.
Alex Krycek would have sold his mother to the highest
bidder. Such men didn't have souls and it was stupid
to mourn them.
Right now he had to focus and Scully and the baby and
that was it. Hell, that was enough, more than
enough. There wasn't room for anything else with all
that running through his head. Was Scully okay? Was
the baby okay? Did he even want the baby to be okay?
Maybe it would be better if the child died at birth.
What if it wasn't human? What if...?
Mulder's mind spooled a long stream of possibilities
as the helicopter flew to Doggett's hometown of Butt
Fuck, Nowhere. It almost worked. Only occasionally
did
(Will you miss me when I'm gone?)
slip through.
When he reached Scully, he was initially glad to find
the baby looked normal, but was still afraid of what
hid under the boy's pink skin. On the flight to the
hospital, Scully didn't ask Mulder if he wanted to
hold the baby, for which he was grateful.
The obstetrician at the hospital denied his fears
(couched in careful questions that nevertheless
seemed to puzzle the physician) of the baby's
humanity, and something inside Mulder melted and
broke free. The baby seemed normal. Maybe there was
nothing to worry about, after all.
Just like Krycek had said.
That thought resounded and echoed in Mulder's head,
now eased by a decrease in baby-related anxieties.
He began to reinterpret Krycek's actions with a
feeling of sour horror in the pit of his stomach.
Krycek had believed that Mulder wanted to harm
Scully's baby. He had tried to keep Mulder from
reaching herthem. Oh, shit. Shit. Krycek had
been trying to protect Scully and the baby and even
his sorry ass. Fuck. Krycek was dead by Skinner's
hand because Mulder had been feeling pissy and had
done nothing to stop it.
Dead.
Mulder tried to wrap his brain around that.
Dead. All his fault. Dead.
It was too much.
There had to be some way to make this not be the
case. Some way to reverse it. But Mulder saw the
hole in Krycek's head replayed in the cinema of his
mind, over and over and over.
Jesus Christ.
"Would you like to hold the baby, Mr. Mulder?" a
nurse asked.
"What? Yes, of course," Mulder stammered.
It was probably a bad idea. No doubt he would drop
the baby out of his numbed arms, and that would be
another life he could claim responsibility for. But
he took the baby that the nurse held out to him and
held him securely. The baby looked up at him with
trusting eyes, then yawned hugely and went to sleep.
(It'll all end in tears.)
Frohike had been right. Mulder sat down with the
infant asleep in his arms and cried.
The nurse gazed at the small family in the hospital
roomsleeping mother, sleeping son, and crying
fatherand smiled at them before leaving the room
and softly closing the door.
7. AftermathLazarus and the boogeyman
Mulder is haunted by his past. Memories plague him
as he flees from Scully and William and the normalcy
that they represent. Mulder decided long ago that
his fate wasn't a normal one and he's not about to
change his mind about that now. Besides, there are
other considerations.
Mulder is being haunted by more than just his past.
He's been dreaming of fucking and wakes with bite
marks and scratches on his skin. Also, despite
leaving on the heat before he goes to sleep, the room
he wakes to is icy cold and the sheets are damp with
semen, but also with what he suspects is ectoplasm.
When light touches it, the wetness evaporates
instantly.
He asks the hotel manager, but it's clear from the
manager's incredulous face that no one had ever
complained of room 236, or of any other room in the
hotel, being haunted. Not that that is conclusive
evidence in and of itself, but Mulder is forced to
conclude that it is him and not the hotel when the
same thing happens in another hotel in another state
two days later.
He has been tempted to call Scully to have her check
the X-files for cases of hauntings by incubi, but
can't quite bring himself to make the call. It would
sound too silly, and besides, he'd have to field
Scully's questions about where he is and what he's
doing and when he's coming home.
It's too soon to tell her, "No where, nothing, and
never," but that's what would come out of his mouth
if she were to ask.
Besides, he doesn't exactly want the haunting to
stop. He's curious about it from a metaphysical and
scientific point of view. Also, it's the best head
he's ever gotten. At least since Krycek.
So tonight he waits for the phantom to come. He
supposes that it might be a part of his imagination,
that the bite marks and scratches might be
psychosomatic, but that's the easy, rational
explanation. The Scully explanation, if you will.
In Mulder's experience, Occam's razor rarely cuts
anything.
The man he fucks in his dreams is Alex, still the
golden boy with two strong arms, but his eyes are
Krycek's, right before the bullet hit his brain.
They are dark and have seen too much. The man in his
dreams tells him things that have come true on TV.
"There is a war coming," the man has whispers inside
his head. "You need to be prepared. I'll help you."
"Why?" his dreaming self asks
"Continuing to live is the price you have to pay,
Lazarus."
Mulder falls asleep to that remembered phrase, and
doesn't notice when the temperature drops in the
room. Spiritual lips kiss cold, sleeping ones. "I'm
glad you miss me," a voice whispers silently. The
ghost traces spectral fingers over Mulder's face,
lingering over his eyes and lips. "You were right.
Death sucks. It's hard. Harder than I thought."
Mulder moans in his sleep in response to the touch.
"I still hate you, Mulder. Do you hate me, too?"
Then the ghost slips into Mulder's dream.
"There's a lot I need to tell you," a familiar voice
tells him. "There's a lot you still need to do. But
first, there's this."
And with arms made solid in Mulder's imagination, he
takes Mulder where they both need to go. For the
spirit, it is almost like being alive again. For
Mulder, it's almost like going home. It's not really
enough for either, but for now, it'll do.
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TITLE: Lazarus And the Boogeyman AUTHOR: Kelly Keil EMAIL: klkeil@ameritech.net WEBSITE: www.geocities.com/killerkeil PAIRING: M/K CATEGORY: angst, dark humor, slash TIMELINE: Pre-X-files through S9 RATING: R (bad language and naughty bits) FEEDBACK: naturally DISCLAIMER: Does anyone still care? Just in case, I still don't own them. SUMMARY: "Being with him was like trying to date a shark. Bloody and painful and exhilarating." NOTES: Thank you to Spica, who always kicks my ass in the right way, and to Kristen, who did beta even though Mulder gives her hives. You guys are great. |
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