But the way Alex had kissed him.......
Mmmmmm. Pretty good.
Damn it! Why couldn't he remember the rest? It was maddening!
Alex would show up sooner or later though. And when he did, Mulder had a few
surprises planned. Alex was not going to get the upper hand this time.
If he could keep Scully out of the way.......
Scully didn't know what she was going to do now. By some impossible miracle,
she had become pregnant. Yet, she was supposed to be infertile. In a way, it
was the most wonderful thing that could happen to her, and something she had
always wanted. But with Krycek, of all people.....! She had taken a couple
of tests for sexually transmitted diseases after her lost weekend, and was
relieved to find all the results were negative. But she had never thought to
have a pregnancy test!
She wanted the baby. But what was she going to say to Mulder? He would count
back nine months, and pinpoint the time of her...... indiscretion..... to
the time of their meeting with Krycek.
She would have to tell Mulder ......And her mother.....
Now that was going to be an ordeal!
Oh rats!
It had taken him almost a month. Searching for the clues that would tell him
what had happened to him on those few lost days. Alex had access to many
secret sources of information both official and unofficial, but it had been
more difficult than he had expected. It had taken less than a day to gather
facts about that particular area of desert; there were many rumours and
tales about strange happenings round the little desert town. And within
another couple of days, he had tracked the source of the strangeness almost
inevitably to Area 51, UFO capital of the world! So it was beyond top
secret!
He had known then that any further information would be difficult to obtain
without considerable risk and expense. Still, he was quite resourceful. And
besides, anything that could get Fox Mulder into bed had to be worth the
effort. The thought of the handsome Mulder and his shapely ass......
He grinned. He would bet that Mulder was being driven crazy by the gap in
his normally exceptional memory. Not knowing whether he had really slept
with his arch enemy Krycek. Nice thought. It was so delicious, knowing that
he was irritating Mulder like this.
He forced his thoughts back to the present. Any more thoughts of Mulder and
he would have to stop and take care of the inevitable physiological reaction
that always followed. Pleasant though that would be, he had a deadline to
keep. A certain lab technician who had promised to bring him certain papers
relating to UFO technology. Details on a device that could do strange things
to the human mind. The very technology that he had been seeking. The man
thought he was being paid a very large sum by a foreign power for the
information, and Alex had played on his Russian heritage to make the act
more convincing. In fact, Alex had a different goal in mind. The man was
similar to Alex in build and general appearance, and had a pass to the
base......
Alex drew his gun from his pocket and waited in the shadows for his contact
to arrive. The device that had made Mulder briefly his, alien or not, would
soon be his. He was going to steal it!
Mulder looked at Scully for the hundredth time and she finally sighed in
exasperation.
"Mulder! What? Why are you looking at me?"
He shook his head, eyes darting from her with careful swiftness. "Just
wondering what was wrong."
"Wrong?" she asked sharply, unconsciously putting one hand to her still trim
belly.
"Yes, you seem to be.. I don't know... sick I guess. You look..."
"How do I look?" Her eyes found his and held them in a wintery blue frost.
"I am not saying you look bad. You just look a tinge on the green side at
times."
She cursed under her breath. He was too perceptive by far. He probably
already knew and was just trying to get her to admit to being pregnant with
a rat bastard! She chuckled, it really would be a rat bastard too. She just
raised a brow and let Mulder's uncomfortable stare slide away from hers
again. If he knew, he would have to say it, for she would not.
Mulder worried that Scully was going to go crazy again. Of course whenever
that particular thought came to him he would stop what he was doing and try
to figure out when Scully had ever gone crazy. He couldn't for the life of
him remember, but he knew she had. Really crazy. Certifiable.
"I guess I am just nervous about all the meetings we have been having to
have with Skinner. He seems to be especially eager to roast our asses
lately."
Scully huffed. Sure, he was worried about Skinner. Well, if he wanted to
play dumb then let him. Her lips were more than sealed.
Mulder gathered some loose papers together, trying to appear unhurried. He
stood and smiled sickly at her. "I need to get some copies, then I have
to... file them. It might take me a while. Go ahead and get lunch without
me. I want to call the Gunmen too."
She frowned. Was he avoiding her because he was nervous about her silence
on the issue, or because he really did know that Alex was the father and
hated her for it? She really didn't think she could face Mulder's disdain,
but she wouldn't abort this child. It might be half green-eyed bastard but
it was part hers too.
She nodded. "Okay, I'll bring you something back if you like."
He stumbled over his wastebasket and shook his head as he straightened his
mess. "No, don't worry about me, Scully. I want to do some research on
something. And you know how I get when something gets under my skin."
She smiled gently. "Yeah, I know." His smile seemed genuine, filled with
all the affection he had ever had for her and she was suddenly more at ease.
Mulder was not a good actor. He wouldn't even pretend to like her if he
had reservations about her.
Not the easiest mission in the world, but it had worked beautifully. Alex
had planned to break into a top secret government research facility and gain
as much information as he could about a certain piece of alien technology.
An easy exercise for someone bold enough to steal an identity card from
someone who worked there. Who wasn't going to need it ever again......
He hadn't expected the security to be so lax, once he bluffed his way
through the 3 sets of security checkpoints, which were along the road
entering the base. A small amount of cosmetic alteration to his features,
and the guards had just waved him through, thinking he was the late,
unlamented Chester P. Hincks.
Three sets of gates passed through, then he had the freedom of the place,
which appeared to be some sort of airbase. Still, he was cautious, and had
maintained a confident air as he checked the place out. Like his old
spymaster had taught him, years ago. If you look as though you belong
somewhere, people don't really notice you.
He strolled up to the doors of the nearest hanger, ducked inside, and
stopped dead in his tracks, You didn't really expect to walk in through the
doors of a nondescript building like this, and come face to face with a
flying saucer! Alex grinned. Now this was a hell of a repayment for his
trouble. Though he had expected something like this, he had anticipated a
lot more security.
Time to check the place out for something portable that could provide him
with a big payoff. And maybe something too, that would tempt Mulder......
Finding the truth of the matter was not proving as easy as Mulder had hoped.
He had a big chunk of time missing in his memory, that was driving him
insane. Every resource the Gunmen could muster had been mobilised. And
Mulder had called in more than one favour from his colleagues. He had even
checked with several obscure government agencies, such as the Ranger service
and the Federal Marshall's office of the State of Nevada.
All he had to show for his efforts were three pieces of evidence. A hotel
clerk's muddled recollections of rather unusual noises coming from hiss
hotel room, a check he had found in his jacket pocket for an expensive
dinner for two he couldn't remember eating. One that featured several large
vodkas. And thirdly, Scully's credit card record, which she had furiously
waved at him last week. It had been one of the only occasions they had
referred to their lost time. Though why Scully had bought a leather jacket
and certain items of lingerie, including an extraordinary red dress.....
Mulder irritatedly indulged in one of his favourite pastimes. Throwing
pencils, point uppermost, at the ceiling to see if they would stick......
Maybe it would be better to leave the topic alone. Did he really want to
know that he had slept with Krycek? What the hell would he do if he found
out it was true?
Perhaps fortunately at that point, his thoughts were interrupted by the
phone. He grabbed for it, muttering as his last aimed pencil missed and
dropped neatly into the trash.
"Mulder!" The bellow down the line made Mulder wince and hold the receiver
well away from his ear. It sounded as though he was in trouble with Skinner.
"....Sir?" he replied.
"What the hell is this expense claim form, Mulder? Three thousand dollars!
For requisitioning the National Weather service supercomputer for two hours!
Looking for atmospheric anomalies over Nevada last month...? And a complaint
from the Nevada Federal Marshall's office that you tied up three of their
men checking out the guests in a hotel you stayed in..... For no good reason
that they could see......"
Mulder winced. He hadn't expected the computer time to have cost quite that
much......
"My office Mulder! 1.30 p.m. No excuses! Bring all your expense claims for
the past six months. And don't expect to be anywhere else for the rest of
the day!" He slammed the phone down.
Mulder groaned, and wished he were someplace else. Now where the hell had
he put those forms?
"Yes mom! Of course I'll explain then! I'll finish in the office about half
twelve, then get to your house about two thirty, hopefully. Skinner said I
could take a couple of days off, when I explained it was for medical
reasons...." Scully winced as her mother's voice rose a couple of octaves.
"No mom. Nothing bad. I'll tell you when I get there. Don't worry. Say hi to
Bill for me. See you both later!"
She cut off her mother in mid protest. She was in for a fun afternoon, if
the last ten minutes were any indication, and her mother hadn't even been
told yet. Pregnant and unmarried! And with not even a boyfriend to share
half the blame! Oh there were going to be a few lectures this
afternoon.......!
She just had time to go back to the office for an hour of paperwork, before
she left for her mother's home. And maybe tell Mulder the good news at last.
At least he wouldn't lecture her. Though she hadn't decided if she would
tell him whose it was..... He seemed so preoccupied lately.
A wave of nausea made her hurriedly grab at her purse. These new meds were
great for morning sickness, which unfortunately seemed to last most of the
day. As long as she didn't touch the smallest drop of alcohol, that is. Not
that she planned to drink at all during her pregnancy. That would be so
irresponsible!
The door opened quietly behind him, as Mulder scrabbled around on the floor,
trying to retrieve the pile of paperwork that had just slid off his desk.
Perhaps stacking over a hundred folders on his desk had been a trifle
optimistic, but he had been forced to empty his filing cabinet looking for
the forms Skinner had demanded. He had found half of it stuffed in the back
of the bottom drawer, and had just remembered filing the rest under
"Unidentified monster: American origin," when the whole pile had crashed to
the floor.
"Help me find a file, Scully! It's important!" he yelled without turning
round. No one else would have entered without knocking first.
A soft, masculine chuckle answered him. He spun round, still on his knees,
and found himself face to..... er..... face with Alex Krycek. The younger
man had his head tilted to one side, and had clearly been checking out the
interesting view Mulder had provided, down on his hands and knees among the
paper.
With a growl of anger, Mulder started to stand, his eyes flicking towards
his desk drawer, where he had placed his gun. But with astonishing speed, a
gun appeared in Alex's fist, and aimed towards Mulder.
"On your knees is just fine, Mulder!" Alex grinned.
Mulder flushed angrily. Alex always seemed to catch him off balance. It was
a talent Mulder could have done without. Alex came closer, and sat on the
edge of Mulder's desk, far too close for comfort. Mulder studied Alex,
trying to project an air of casual amusement, as if it didn't really matter
that he was kneeling with his face a few inches away from Alex's......
"Truce, Mulder?" Alex purred, sounding altogether too pleased with himself.
Mulder sighed. Why did the rat bastard always seem to get his way?
"Truce," he agreed. The gun disappeared, to be replaced by a strange, small
silvery sphere, which Alex produced from a pocket. It was about the size of
a grapefruit, and appeared totally featureless. "You may be interested in
this, Mulder. It's alien! Part of a propulsion system, according to the file
I stole." Alex hefted the globe in his hand. "I think it may have something
to do with our little Nevada mystery. My file says odd effects have been
observed when it's activated...... and it so happens that it was on a test
flight over the desert when we were nearby!"
Alex tossed the small sphere up in the air and it caught the light,
glittering with an almost blue sheen.
"Have I got something you're interested in, Fox?" Alex smirked.
Mulder nodded, not quite trusting himself to speak. The alien object sounded
fascinating, certainly, but it was a little difficult to concentrate at the
moment. That rat knew exactly the effect he was having.
"Well, Fox....?"
Alex deliberately sat back a little and spread his legs a fraction,
emphasising the form of his body in those tight, tight jeans. It was hard to
ignore the way Mulder kept looking down at his crotch. Alex was hugely
enjoying himself. He tossed the sphere up and down, drawing out the moment.
Returning to the office, Scully froze outside the door as she heard the
sound of voices within. Maybe Mulder was interviewing someone? Or perhaps
Skinner had come to check on Mulder for some reason. But no, the voice had a
haunting familiarity. Krycek!
She froze in indecision. What was she going to do? Cuff him to the desk then
give him a big surprise? Hmmmm. That thought had a certain merit. She drew
her gun, and taking up position, kicked the door in.
The door was abruptly flung wide, and Scully entered the little office, gun
pointed directly at Alex's head.
"Krycek, you ratbastard! You're under arrest!" Alex spun round, eyes wide
with astonishment.
"Scully!" he gasped.
The sphere he had idly been tossing in his hand slipped and went crashing to
the floor. It impacted with a metallic thud, and a burst of blue light lit
the small office. Alex recoiled, staring warily at the sphere as if he had
suddenly found it a deadly snake in his hand.
"What the hell was that?" he muttered. Then he realised that both his
companions had fallen silent. Mulder was still kneeling, holding his hand up
and staring at it in astonishment. And Scully had dropped her gun and was
looking around him with an expression of wonder.
"Incredible!" she said. "Your alien artefact has some unusual effects,
Krycek!"
"Is that what you call it!" Mulder yelled. "Ratbastard! What have you done
to us? Reverse it at once!"
"Reverse what?" Alex said, mystified.
"I'm Scully!" Mulder declared.
"And I'm Mulder!" The small woman declared. "I seem to have swapped bodies
with her!"
Krycek was stunned into immobility, but more so by a dizzying certainty that
he was not entirely unfamiliar with this situation. He glanced at Mulder.
Mulder's eyes were wide under arched brows. "You are Scully?" He didn't
want to hear the affirmative answer that was given in that low, sexy voice.
He didn't want to know that the prim Scully was where he wanted to be-inside
Mulder. "Oh no... No! Tell me this isn't happening. You are inside
Mulder?"
Scully wanted to strangle him. This was no time for the bastard to be
thinking about sex. Surely he couldn't be that dismayed that she was
temporarily a man. When this was over she would have to tell him there was
no way she was interested in him. He had no character at all. Nothing to
speak for except for a pair of incredibly green eyes.
The little redhead suddenly sat in Mulder's chair and leaned back in the
seat with a pained look on the smooth face. Suddenly the blue eyes narrowed
with hatred. "You're responsible for this, Krycek. Everywhere I turn,
there you are screwing things over."
Krycek wanted to grin-would have if Mulder had been in his body when he had
said those words. He wisely kept his mouth shut.
"Reverse this-whatever has happened-right now," Scully hissed.
Krycek could only moan in despair. Scully, hissing at him with Mulder's
voice was entirely too much. The body and the face-the lips-all the same,
but it wasn't Mulder. "If I knew what the hell just happened believe me I
would change it ASAP!"
"Oh sure, we believe you, don't we Scully," the Mulder hissed, his voice
bordering on soprano. The white cheeks flushed in embarrassment at the
sound of his voice and blue eyes burned even hotter with ire.
Scully moved her new body toward Krycek menacingly, for a brief moment the
power in her temporary body giving her a thrill. She paused in mid- step.
She had felt the subtle shift of Mulder's body in his boxers and was
horrified. She stared at her partner-looking into her own eyes-sure that
Mulder knew what she was thinking-what she had felt.
Krycek and Mulder both watched in growing amazement as Mulder's real face
turned bright red.
Scully was trying to stand extremely still when the ringing of elevator
announced its arrival into the basement. Angry footsteps quick to follow
and she got the courage to go sit at her desk, absolutely ignoring the
movements between her legs.
"Hide, Krycek," Mulder demanded.
Krycek gave him an incredulous look, before smoothly moving behind the open
door.
Both agents groaned when the irate man stopped in their doorway.
"Skinner," Mulder squeaked. "Our meeting-the expense reports-I have them-I
was on my way, but Scu...I mean Mulder-oh" He turned confused eyes to
Scully who was staring imperiously at the ceiling and not even attempting to
help her partner. If he kept better track of his reports Skinner wouldn't
be here-furious.
Mulder cleared his throat and smiled a bit wildly. "Mulder, Mulder you were going up to see Skinner with the reports. Remember?"
Scully raised a brow. "What?" Blue eyes were wide under suddenly
undulating brows. "WHAT! Oh my God! Now, that is perfect."
"Mulder get your butt off that chair and into my office!" Skinner barked,
glaring at the lanky agent with fierce anger.
Scully wanted to kill Krycek. First he got her pregnant in some very
strange way-well not strange but surely sneaky and desperate way-and now she
had Skinner angry at her instead of Mulder. She was unprepared to deal
with Skinner's ire. He had always treated her with calm respect-or at least
the very closest thing to it. Mulder drew his fire enough for them both.
"Did you hear me, Mulder? Get up! Now!"
Mulder watched Scully stand and he had to smile sweetly. More than happy to
let Scully deal with Skinner. "Goodbye, Mulder," he chuckled, watching as
Scully threw him dagger eyes while gathering up what files he had set on his
desk. Skinner threw him a quelling look and he wanted to grin at the way
the brusque AD restrained himself from barking at him. Women did have a few
things easier. "Bye, Sir," he couldn't resist saying.
Skinner nodded without another word. When they were gone Krycek came out
from behind the door, grateful that Skinner had not even entered the room.
Mulder was still grinning out from Scully's face. "Finally, Scully gets to
get her ass chewed for once."
"Yeah, well in this instance I envy Skinner," Krycek growled.
Mulder was stunned. Krycek was jealous! He was jealous that Skinner was
able to spend time with Scully? His amusement vanished. Green eyes,
impossibly arresting and fringed with thick lashes were staring at the door,
a frown drawing down the inky brows, compressing his pink lips. Moist, pink
lips.
Moist? Pink? Who the hell cared? He certainly didn't. Krycek was
obviously a whore. A fickle, confused one. And he certainly did not care.
All he cared about was getting his own body back.
"Stop looking after her. She'll be back soon enough. And you can bet she won't be happy about you being here unless you can give me some answers.
Right now."
Krycek was lost in memories of Skinner watching Mulder-watching him whenever
he didn't think Mulder was looking. Those intense looks. If Scully let
that bastard touch Mulder, he'd kill her. Or if not her, then definitely
Skinner. Mulder's words finally seeped into his churning thoughts and he
looked into furious blue eyes.
"Mulder, I am more interested in getting you back where you belong than you
can possibly imagine."
"I'll just bet you are, Krycek," Mulder growled. Perversely reversing his
earlier assessment that Krycek would enjoy screwing with he and Scully. Now,
apparently, the rat wanted Scully right back in her petite body. He was
saved from further response when Krycek sat on the edge of his desk. He put
his fingers on Mulder's face, stroking the smooth, whiskerless face. There
was softness in that direct gaze of jade. "God I want you back in your
body."
Mulder stiffened and slapped Krycek's hand away. "Stop mauling Scully!" he
hissed. "I am in here you know. And I can still kick your ass."
"Don't push me, Mulder. You're about four feet tall and if you're one
hundred and ten pounds I am three hundred."
"Oh, don't get cocky. I can still"
"Save it," Krycek warned. He bent and kissed the red lips, frowning at the
taste of lipstick. But it was Mulder in there and he needed to kiss
him-to reassure himself that he still could. When the small pink tongue
darted into his mouth for an instant he grew harder than steel. He drew back
abruptly, startled at his own response. He stood and backed warily away from
the desk.
If he could respond to a mere kiss-a kiss on what was really Scully's
mouth-just because he knew that Mulder was the one feeling it-was the one
responding to it, however hesitantly-than he must be in worse shape than he
had thought. He had so wanted to believe that he was just in love with a
fantastic body-that he only wanted to take Mulder to bed and keep him there
for a few years. Now he was more than certain that he was well and truly
fucked.
Mulder was bright red and he stood to follow the bastard. He strode up to
the suddenly towering bastard and craning his neck back to stare into Alex's
eyes he jabbed a finger into Alex's hard chest. "You have just been dying
to do that, haven't you. Kiss me-her!"
"Shut up, Mulder," Krycek breathed. "Shut up! I have to think."
"Thinking would be smart," Mulder agreed.
In the elevator Scully observed her furious superior. He looked tense,
angry and compelling. Why couldn't she have made a baby with someone like
Skinner? Noble. Handsome in a very strong way. She sighed. Skinner was a
good catch, but he would never be interested in an agent underneath him.
Skinner turned his head slightly to find Mulder staring at him with what
could only be described as a wistful expression on his face. He scowled and
was surprised when Mulder nodded.
"I know, sir. This expense report nonsense is out of hand. I tell Mu-
myself all the time that I need to get it in hand."
"Shut up, Mulder," Skinner growled. He was nearly stunned to see Mulder
smiling with sympathy. "You think if I kick your butt, do you honestly
think anyone would care?"
"Well, I can say with absolute conviction that Scully would care-but she
would understand. Yes, she would understand completely."
Skinner scowled. It didn't help that Mulder looked entirely too attractive
with a soft smile on his beautiful lips.
Scully had been defending herself from criticism after criticism from AD
Skinner for more than half an hour, and she wished she had never come in to
work today. Of course, the fact that all Skinner's reprimands had to do with
Fox Mulder's expense account, and not hers didn't help. She hoped that
Mulder was making progress, working out how to undo the mess Alex Krycek had
made of their lives. Some things weren't so easy to fix though......
Oh damn! Her mother.....!
Scully had expected to be finished in the FBI building by noon, and on her
way to her mother's house to tell her the big news. Her pregnancy...... Not
something she had been looking forward to. Maybe she should get Mulder to
call and cancel......
Skinner chose that moment to explode with anger at one of Mulder's pieces of
creative accounting. Scully chuckled nastily to herself. If she had to do
Mulder's dirty work, then why not get him to do hers!
"Excuse me sir." She broke into Skinner's latest rant. "Can I use the
executive washroom for a moment?" Maybe a bit more polite than Mulder would
have been. The surprised man paused in his tongue lashing and gave a brief,
irritated nod.
Lucky she didn't really need to use the facilities. Now that was an
unnerving thought. She would never be able to think of Mulder again in the
same way! She shut the door then pulled her cellphone out of Mulder's jacket
pocket. A few seconds later, she was connected to Mulder's basement office.
"Hi! Mu... Er.... Scully here."
"Mulder it's me!" she hissed.
"Scully. What is it? You having problems upstairs?" Mulder enquired with
just a touch of smugness.
"Yes!" Scully snapped. "But that's not why I called. I've arranged to meet
my mother at her home this afternoon , and it looks like your paperwork is
going to have me tied up all day. You'll have to go...."
"Huh?" Mulder said. "You want me to pretend to be you....?"
Scully chuckled. He really had no idea what was coming.
"I had a bit of important news for her. I was going to tell her she's going
to be a grandmother."
Mulder was slow on the uptake.
"What?" he said. "I'm not sure what you mean, Scully....?"
"Didn't I just say? I'm pregnant Mulder! So take good care of my body, won't
you." Predictably, Mulder became extremely flustered.
"But...... Scully.... who.....?"
"It happened in Nevada......." She heard Mulder's indrawn breath. " So why
don't you ask Alex?"
"What!" The mixture of horror and outrage in her partner's voice was all she
could have wished for.
She pressed the call disconnect button. Let Mulder chew on that for a while.
She studied her reflection in the washroom mirror. Tall, attractive and
cute!
Her partner had been far too interested in Alex lately. Scully wasn't blind.
There was definitely something between Mulder and Alex. Was....... Maybe not
now!
Meanwhile, she would do her best to disarm Skinner's wrath. The man could be
quite charming when he wanted to be, and once or twice, she had suspected he
was feeling something other than anger towards her. Then he would realise
that he was showing his true feelings and would be extra assertive to
compensate. Scully would be prepared to swear that he liked her.
Or rather...., Mulder.
"Who was that?" Alex asked curiously. The two of them were seated in
Mulder's office, trying to figure out the alien metal orb. Mulder had
demanded that his rival told him the whole story of how he got the small
sphere, and they had discussed a number of hypotheses. It had been almost
companionable, Alex mused. Mulder's mind was stunningly bright, making
connections in ways Alex had never dreamed of. Even if that mind was housed
in a distractingly female body. It might appear to be Scully, but he'd never
seen her stick out her lower lip poutingly. And when Mulder had folded his
arms, and suddenly realised that his chest was quite a bit fuller than
before.......
His hands had jerked away from Scully's chest, and Alex saw that his nipples had suddenly risen to prominence. Mulder had blushed fiercely.
So it was a sensitive spot, huh? That was good to know. Alex suppressed a
wicked grin.
Mulder ended his phone call and lowered the receiver slowly into its cradle.
He looked stunned, and stared at Alex for long moments. His expression
became curiously shuttered.
"Scully has to visit her mom today. She's asked me to go along for her."
Alex shrugged.
"So go!" he said.
"You're not leaving my sight!" Mulder snarled. "Guess what! You get to come
along!"
"Me! Socialise?" Alex squeaked. Mulder smiled nastily.
"Yeah. You never know. You might be surprised at what you find out about
yourself."
Alex didn't understand why he suddenly felt so uncomfortable.
Scully slipped the phone back into her pocket and suddenly froze. Someone
else was coming into the executive men's room. She hurriedly turned to the
stall, unzipped and pretended to be finishing up. It was Skinner. He nodded
at her.
"You'd better have a good excuse for that computer time we had to pay for,
Mulder. I look forward to hearing it. He moved to the stall and unzipped
himself.
Scully tried desperately to fight it, but the urge to look was
irresistible.
Scully tried to maintain her cool, tried to react like Mulder might when
presented with their superior's private parts, but she failed. She gasped,
whirled about and attempted to dart from the room.
"How dare you!" She managed as she headed for the doorway, a doorway that
was suddenly much more narrow. Her shoulder, now wider than she could
compensate for, hit the doorframe and she momentarily rebounded back toward
her trouser-dropping boss. She fanned her face and stumbled out, cursing
the ridiculously long legs of her partner. She made a little sound of
distress, an utterly shocked sound that was very nearly as feminine as she
was.
When Skinner slowly followed her out the look on his face was equal parts
surprise and wariness. It was that look that made it clear to Scully that
what Skinner had done was something that a lifetime of urinating in front of
other men made mundane to him. To Mulder as well she supposed. God, women
were so much more civilized. Talking to other women while urinating while
safely ensconced in a private booth was one thing. This other, this
revealing of their bodies was just something she would have to avoid while
she was temporarily trapped in Mulder's male body. She fanned her face
again and then waved her hand at Skinner. "Sorry, sir," she whispered as
she resolved to keep to herself in bathrooms. She was not going to flash
anyone.
"Mulder, zip up your goddamm fly," Skinner barked.
She looked down and wanted to die. There it was. "Oh..."
"Zip it, Mulder. What in the hell is wrong with you?" Skinner sat in his
chair and the look on his face was familiar in its stormy disapproval.
She felt the heat of blood in her face. She steeled herself, took the warm,
soft flesh in hand and pushed it back inside the trousers. She zipped up
and collapsed on the hot seat.
"Mulder, you worry me," Skinner growled. "I never know when you are going
to go left or right. And I don't need to tell you again how dangerous
that proclivity is. You aren't only reckless you are unpredictable."
"Oh, sir, I couldn't agree more. I am very unpredictable and rash," she
muttered. "I always ditch Scully and ignore her. She really is so patient
with me. I hope you appreciate her patience. Oh, I really hope you do."
She straightened her spine and tried to put behind her all the shock and
embarrassment of seeing both her superior's and her partner's penises in the
space of a few seconds.
Skinner leaned back in his chair and rubbed his eyes behind his glasses.
"Mulder, why don't we just get to the point of your haphazard records."
She nodded eagerly. "yes, let's do."
Skinner frowned again at Mulder's odd behavior. This was going to be a long
meeting.
Mulder's cell phone rang and Mulder retrieved it from the stand where it was
charging and answered it. "Mulder."
"Oh? Well, you don't sound like, Mulder. Hey, Scully, how are you doing
this fine, hot day?" The seductive pronoucement of the word hot made
Mulder roll his... rather Scully's eyes.
"Frohike, this is... never mind. I am in the middle of something here, but
I want to come over in an hour or so. Are the guys all there?"
"Well, yeah, but..."
"Okay, I'll see you in a bit."
"Is Mulder coming? I wanted to hit him with something... Something big!"
"What is it?" Mulder asked curiously.
"Oh, well you know, Scully, it's a guy thing. You wouldn't be interested,"
Frohike said nervously.
"Guy stuff? Fine. I'll be over in an hour or so. Make sure Langly and
Byers are there too."
"Are you sure you want them there?" Frohike suggested.
"Give it up, Frohike," Mulder growled and hung up. He turned his gaze to
the other man who couldn't seem to take his eyes off Scully's body. Green
eyes were still angry looking. What in God's name did Krycek have to be
angry about? "Stop glaring at me. Even if Scully was in here, she sure as
hell wouldn't have anything to do with the likes of you." He nodded to press
home his point, but Krycek just turned his face toward the door.
"Let's get out of here, Mulder. Scully will be a while and we need to get
this analyzed as soon as possible." He gingerly held the mysterious gadget
and then tucked it away in a pocket.
"I am going have to have it. I am not going to bring you with me to the
Gunmen," Mulder informed him, smiling at the look that crossed Krycek's
face. "And that is not negotiable."
"Why? Afraid that once I have been successful of entering their lair that
I'll find out all about their closely guarded secrets?"
Mulder frowned and clenched his fists at the derision in Krycek's voice.
"Forget it, Mulder. This stays with me. End of story. You may not trust
me, but I don't trust you either."
Mulder calmed himself barely. "No deal."
"This isn't a bargaining table, Mulder. I have it, you need it."
Mulder blushed and wanted to agree, but not about the strange thing that
Krycek had hidden in his jacket pocket.
Krycek frowned at Mulder's sudden flush. The smooth white skin of Scully's
face was speckled with hot spots of color and Krycek wondered what was wrong
with Mulder now. "You can blindfold me," he offered. "I bet you've thought
of that before, haven't you?"
Mulder jerked back. "You twisted... I think you have finally lost it."
"I figured that out a few minutes ago, Mulder. And God help me, I don't
know what to do about it."
Krycek sounded so mournful that Mulder was taken aback. "Whatever you are
babbling about isn't germane. WE need to get that thing analyzed and the
only people I know I can trust to get it done right will not appreciate
you being there."
"Tough."
Mulder glared, hot blue sparks lifted to green. "I can and will take it
from you, Ratboy."
Krycek chuckled. "Oh? I see. Are you suggesting that this change has not
only trapped you in a female body, but has also given you amazing mental
powers? You are going to immobilize me with your power? What? Why are you
waiting? Zap me, baby."
Mulder had to gasp before he punched the bastard in the stomach. "Baby? You
rat! I am not Scully. Ow!"
Krycek grinned. Scully did pack a punch to be sure, but to see Mulder
holding his hand and glaring was priceless... even when the glare wasn't
coming from the loveliest hazel eyes he had ever seen.
"You knew that would happen!" Mulder accused. "You knew I would hit
you. You wanted me to hurt Scully's hand."
"Oh, Mulder, not everything is a plot."
"You called her baby! You can't even remember I'm in here for a second. I
bet you want to shove me down right now and take advantage of the
situation."
Krycek frowned. "Shut up. You don't know what I want. Let's just get over
to the ultra secret lair and get this going."
Mulder brought Scully's right hand up to his mouth and tried to soothe the
wounded nerves there, staring up at Krycek sullenly. "Fine, but I am going to blindfold you. See if I don't"
"You sound like a child, Mulder," Krycek sighed.
"Don't push me, Alex," Mulder warned ineffectively.
Krycek was smiling at the use of his first name. And did what he did best.
Enraged Mulder. "And you're right, I do want to push you down and take
advantage of you." Of course Mulder reacted the way he always did, but
Krycek easily held the little fireball in is embrace. "Cool down, Mulder,
I'll wait to take you down and take advantage of you."
Mulder finally shoved the looming Krycek off of him and took a moment to
wonder at Scully's courage. She always seemed so capable, so strong to
him, but she was really very frail and tiny. He frowned then, wondering how
he could ever in good conscious bring her into dangerous situations? Sure
she seemed to be able to fight her own battles, but how? He grabbed his
phone, hesitated and then grabbed Scully's purse, glaring at Krycek who was
suddenly grinning.
"Want to check your lipstick... baby?"
"Krycek, you are this close," Mulder threatened, holding the thumb and index
finger of his right hand tiny distance apart.
"Oh, you'll know when I'm close, Mulder. I'm pretty obvious about it."
Mulder froze. He was talking about sex. The sudden vision of Krycek at the
pinnacle of orgasm overwhelmed him. The flush that would stain that pretty
face, the jade eyes narrowed and hot. His throat wet with Mulder's own
lips, gasping and moaning his beautiful pleasure. He gulped down a sudden
overflow of saliva and gripped Scully's purse in sweaty palms. "Shut up,"
he brilliantly rebutted before he strode out on unsteady, high-heeled shoes.
"And keep your distance. I'm on to you," he warned.
"Mmmm." Was all Krycek uttered as if lost in some fantasy of his own.
"Pervert," Mulder accused, suddenly sure that Krycek was eyeing Scully's ass
with lustful intent.
"You have no idea," Krycek chuckled. "You have no idea at all."
Mulder ignored him. "When I get my body back... watch out."
Krycek just chuckled.
God Mulder hated him!
Mulder just knew this was a mistake. The moment Frohike had seen Alex, his
eyes had widened, and his mouth had flapped open. He had very reluctantly
opened the door to let them in, and he kept glaring furiously at Alex. The
other Gunmen were wary of Alex, but Frohike was jealous! Here Scully was
with an extremely handsome man in tow......
If only they knew! Mulder had debated to himself whether he should tell his
friends the truth, but he had come to the conclusion that for now, it was a
bad idea. They would make jokes about it for years...
"Guys, I have something I need you to check out. An alien artefact. It has
some strange effects so be careful!" He turned to the smirking Alex and held
out his hand. "Give me what's in your pocket, Krycek!"
"This is Krycek!" Byers squeaked and disappeared out of the door with a
speed that would qualify him for the Olympics.
The other two men held their ground, Frohike gripping a wrench just in case
Scully needed protection. Alex chuckled.
"You sure you don't want to go through my pockets yourself.....?" he said,
pausing for effect. "Baby!"
The Gunmen gasped simultaneously. Mulder blushed red with embarrassment.
"Give me the goddamned sphere!" he snarled.
Still grinning, Alex passed it to Mulder, who gingerly placed it on a table.
The last thing he wanted to do was switch bodies yet again. The Gunmen were
still staring at Scully. They had never heard her speak like that before.
Alex winked at them.
"Probably PMT!" he mouthed.
"What did you want to tell me.... er.... Mulder anyway?" The small woman
asked.
Frohike shifted uncomfortably.
"It can wait Scully. It's not important." He looked flustered. Mulder
sighed. Frohike wasn't going to say anything in front of a woman, that was
apparent. He glanced at Scully's wristwatch and nearly fainted. Four thirty!
Scully had made him promise to visit her mother and he was going to be late!
"Come on!" he snapped at Alex. "We have to be somewhere!"
Alex couldn't understand what had gone wrong. A couple of hours ago, they
had been talking together like old friends. Then, after Scully's call,
Mulder had suddenly become very cold and distant. And he had been that way
ever since, even in front of those geeks.
What had she said to him? Surely he couldn't be tense because he had to meet
Scully's family, even if it was in her body!
No. It was something else. Mulder kept glaring at him and muttering things
that sounded suspiciously obscene. Alex hoped he wouldn't be so unladylike
in front of Scully's mother. This socialising thing was so weird. Alex was
an assassin and an all round ratbastard. Not someone who was comfortable
with the likes of recipes and soft furnishing discussions!
Mulder winced as Mrs. Scully put her arms around him and gave him a very
perfumed hug. He hid it as best he could. He wasn't very good at this female
bonding stuff. He sensed a certain green eyed person watching him in wicked
amusement and decided that he was going to make his revenge last as long as
possible. He sensed Mrs. Scully's curiosity about his companion. Time to
push in the knife.
"Mom! He declared in a falsely cheerful voice, this is Alex. He's more than
a friend......" He heard Alex make a choking noise. "We're very close!"
Cynic that he was, he could almost see the wedding bells materialise in
front of the older woman's eyes. Scully wouldn't be pleased, but he would
have vengeance. Time to twist the knife. He moved closer to Alex, gave the
rat a sickly sweet smile, and looked up into the stunningly green eyes. It
was an odd feeling. If looks could kill, Alex would have claimed one more
victim.
"Mom....." Mulder purred. "Alex and I......" He ignored Alex's warning
growl, "We're going to have a baby!"
Oh yes! The green eyes dilated hugely in shock, and for a fraction of a
second, Alex's jaw dropped. He recovered quickly, and his slip wasn't
noticed by Mrs. Scully. Then they both had to endure the perfumed embrace
and the delighted cooing noises.
"Mulder, I'm going to kill you for this!" Alex hissed as his prospective
mother in law bustled off, muttering about baby clothes and other feminine
things that the two of them found mysterious and baffling.
"Tell me it's not true!"
"Oh it's true, you son of a bitch!" Mulder snarled back, his own anger
momentarily showing itself, to Alex's surprise. "You two timing......"
Whatever unwise reply he had been about to make was lost in the sound made
by Mrs. Scully calling them in to dinner. Mulder turned and practically
stomped into the dining area. He didn't see Alex's expression turn from
shock into speculation.
Perhaps it was fortunate that it was time for dinner.
It felt odd. Knowing that inside this body was another living being, the
product of a liason with Alex Krycek. A simmering Mulder kept sensing those
green eyes watching him, but Alex was no longer betraying his feelings. Mrs.
Scully on the other hand had received a shock when Alex had removed his
leather jacket to sit down next to Mulder for dinner. The sight of his arm
evidently dismayed her. Apparently though, the fact that Scully had finally
found someone to settle down with was worth a little discomfort. A flawed
man was better than none.
Scully was of course going to murder him, if he was still alive after Alex
had finished with him. He was staring at Mulder, as Mrs. Scully prepared the
next torture. A small glass of champagne was being poured out.
"There you are, darling!" Scully's mother said. "A small celebratory toast.
One little glass won't do you or the baby any harm...... You too, er.....
Alex."
Alex scowled briefly then raised his glass. With a sigh, Mulder drank to his
future happiness. Or rather, Scully's happiness. What the hell was he going
to do if Alex decided to stay with Scully and give her support. Where would
he be then?
There was an uncomfortable silence. Scully would probably have explained
everything to her mother at this point, but Mulder didn't know what to
say..... He couldn't really say that he didn't remember getting pregnant, it
would make Scully sound like a slut. She wasn't, he was sure. This had to be
all Alex's fault!
Mulder grinned suddenly. The thought of Krycek with a family and
responsibility was absurd. Then somehow a silly giggle escaped him. He
couldn't help it, though he clapped a hand over his mouth. Alex stared. The
sight was somehow overwhelmingly funny and despite his best efforts, he
couldn't seem to control himself.
"Oh!" There came a huge, unladylike burp that escaped from deep down inside
him. Mulder felt his face redden.
"Sorry Alex...... Lexy-Wexy......" The joke was irresistible. He giggled
again.
Alex was still staring. Mulder could feel his head drooping and struggled to
keep his chin up. It was no good. With a sigh, he finally leaned it on
Alex's shoulder. Alex froze, then Mulder heard him mutter softly.
"What the hell are you doing?" Alex sounded incredulous.
Well, he was supposed to be Alex's lover. And Alex did have such broad
shoulders....... Mulder thought of something he could do that would irritate
the rat even more, and he wouldn't even have to lift his head, which seemed
to have turned to lead. It occurred to him distantly that he wasn't behaving
normally, but he didn't really care at that moment.
"Darling!" he declared, and put his arms around Alex. "Isn't he cute, mom! I
call him my little Ratty!"
"You're definitely going to die!" Alex hissed. Then loudly, he declared, "I
think you're tired..... darling....., maybe you should lie down."
"Oh yes dear. You do have to look after two now!" Mrs. Scully agreed.
Mulder tried to stand, and found that his legs wouldn't seem to work
properly. He clutched tighter to Alex.
"Let me help you dear!" Alex snarled, and Mulder's arm was caught in an iron
grip. He was swept out of the room, his feet barely touching the ground, and
a few moments later, found himself sitting on a bed. Scully's bed!
"I'll take care of her, won't I darling....." Alex said placatingly to the
worried looking older woman. "She's had a tough day......" He pushed Mrs.
Scully bodily out of the door.
Mulder suppressed another giggle. Alex as concerned lover was even less
credible than Family man Alex....
Mulder felt his head begin to spin, and decided that maybe he would be more
comfortable lying down. But he wasn't very comfortable at all. His clothes
seemed so tight and constricting, and he was so hot. How did women cope with
stupid things like bras anyway. While Alex was still fielding questions at
the door from Scully's mother, Mulder tugged off his blouse, and pawed at
the offending article. The way it was pulling at this body's chest made his
shoulders feel so uncomfortable...... He had never noticed before how much
chest Scully had.....
By the time Alex shut the door with finality on Scully's uneasy mother,
Mulder had removed the uncomfortable garment, and with a sigh of relief, was
stretched out on the bed. He flung his arms back and relaxed, letting
Scully's full breasts arrange themselves comfortably, then chuckled. Alex
had the oddest expression on his face.
Scully really had the softest, most comfortable bed......
It had taken a lot of persuasion for Alex to calm down Scully's worried
mother. What the hell was Mulder playing at? It was almost as if he was
drunk, but on one glass of champagne? Maybe it was something else.....
He turned away from the door, and found himself staring at Mulder. Topless
and sprawled on the bed like a pagan sacrifice...... If Scully ever found
out what Mulder was doing with her body.......
It was a very interesting view. Quite er..... stimulating.... in a strange
sort of way.. Though the thought had probably never occurred to Mulder.
Scully had such a well developed pair of..... And now it all belonged to
Mulder. Alex swallowed. The inevitable thought intruded.... What would it be
like to spread those firm thighs, suckle on those sensitive nipples, yet
know it was Mulder who was writhing beneath him.....
He forced the thought away by willpower alone, and tried to ignore the
sudden aching hardness between his legs. To think of something else apart
from the thought of being inside Mulder.......
A nagging suspicion intruded. Why was Mulder out of his head? It wasn't
alcohol, so what was it? He forced his gaze away from those prominent
appendages, and grabbed Scully's bag.
There! The answer to the mystery. A bottle of morning sickness pills, with
the legend, "Absolutely NOT to be taken with alcohol!"
"You idiot, Mulder!" Alex shook his head. Those pills must really pack a
punch! He moved over to the bed and sat on the edge of it. Mulder smiled
dreamily up at him, from where he lay, spread out wantonly on the coverlet.
Alex felt something inside him twist.
"....'lex......" Mulder slurred.
"You can't help it, can you?" Alex said softly. You don't even realise
what's wrong with you?" Mulder smiled up at him beatifically.
"You would'n take advantage of a girl....... would you, Alex?" Mulder
giggled.
Alex considered the question. Green eyes shone suddenly with utter
wickedness, remembering Mulder's earlier efforts to humiliate him, the way
Mulder had accused him of being a pervert....
"Yes I would!" Alex purred, and leaned in to kiss Mulder.
Krycek paused for a moment as his lips touched Mulder's. He closed his eyes
to block out the feminine visage, which while lovely was not the one he had
come to adore. As soon as his lips touched Mulder's borrowed ones he
groaned; Mulder's tongue had immediately joined with his, lashing into
Alex's mouth with such a passion that it caught fire within Alex and he was
consumed. Lost. He pressed down to cover the smaller body, stilling the
longing for a lean frame beneath him.
"Mulder," he moaned and felt the petite body beneath him stiffen. Small
hands pushed at his chest and he pressed harder in a desperate attempt to
ignore that his partner was seemingly and suddenly unwilling. "Please,
Mulder, let me kiss you," he husked into the moist mouth. But Mulder pushed
at him again more forcefully.
Opening his eyes and drawing back reluctantly he was wary of the confusion
in the pale blue eyes.
"You... you kissed me," Mulder whispered, visibly trying to regain control
of his senses.
"I am so glad you noticed," Alex growled. "Now shut up and let me do it
again."
"No, you kissed me you said my name!"
Krycek frowned and nodded. "Yeah?"
"But... I'm inside Scully," Mulder replied lamely his eyes closing and
reopening with effort.
"I'm willing to overlook that if you just shut..."
Mulder was frankly astounded. His mind was definitely playing tricks on
him. He was drunk that was it. Krycek was confused. "I can't..."
Krycek kissed him again, desperately. His only thought was that he was
kissing Mulder and it was fantastic. He wanted to feel the rasp of
whiskers. He had thought of that too many times. Feeling Mulder's stubble
against his face, his belly, his thighs. That there was the absence of any
stubble did not change the fact that it was Mulder he was kissing that it
was Mulder who was responding and moaning under his assault.
Mulder turned his face away from Krycek when he felt the assassin climb over
him and begin to draw his partner's body close in an incredibly strong and
proprietary grip. "Stop, Krycek," he commanded. Surprised when Alex did.
Surprised too at how liquid Alex's movements were. He really was feline and
strong. He had to sigh as he closed his heavy lids once more.
"Mulder, you are going to drive me crazy." Mulder heard as he slipped into a
dreamless sleep.
Scully sighed as she slid into her chair, frowning as the long legs of her
partner banged painfully into the desk. She adjusted her chair to compensate
for the much longer limbs and resumed sighing, rubbing the offended knee
absently.
She was going to kill Mulder. It was that simple. Skinner was not done
with her and she already felt done in. She had been given a fifteen minute
reprieve and then she was due back on the hot seat, facing down her very
irate superior. It was wholly unfair. She was once again paying for
Mulder's fire-from-the-hip style. He kept so few records that it was
appalling. And though she was sure Mulder could have come up with seemingly
plausible reasoning for his flagrant over-spending, she was unable to do so.
She was then forced to nod guiltily and listen to Skinner's rants get
louder.
She picked up her desk phone with a low sound of ire and dialed Mulder's
cell number. She was stunned to hear Krycek answer it.
"Krycek, why are you answering this phone?"
Krycek, already aroused was brought to the brink of screaming at hearing
that sexy voice. It was simply hell to have Mulder so divided. Listening to
the husky monotone for several seconds without registering what Scully was
complaining about he felt a shiver of doom creep up his spine. No matter
how much he wanted Mulder's body, and he knew he was bordering on obsession
with that want, he would rather touch Mulder in Scully's body than Scully in
Mulder's.
It was enough to make him want to shoot someone.
Instead he cut Scully off abruptly. "Stop blabbering. Mulder is
asleep...on your bed."
"What?"
Krycek held the phone away from his ear at that shriek. Mulder really had
range in his voice. "At your mother's," he added devilishly. "She thinks
we're engaged."
"What?"
He had to grin.
"Wake him up! Whatever you are thinking, forget it."
"Scully, he's drunk." He chuckled then at her gasp. Mulder could sound
excruciatingly female when the need arose he now knew.
"Drunk? My God! He knows I'm pregnant. I'll kill him!"
Krycek grinned. "Yep, he's out like a light... of course I gave him a good
nighty-night kiss first."
"Oh my God! It isn't enough that I have to deal with Skinner flashing me?
I have to have my child endangered to top it off?"
Krycek's grin vanished as if it had never been there and if Scully could see
the dangerous glitter in his eyes, even she would be afraid.
"What do you mean, Skinner flashed you?"
"This isn't the time for your misplaced jealousy, Krycek. Wake Mulder up."
"Tell me what you mean, Scully, or I'll make sure to give your mother more
information than you want her to have." Though he was uncertain just what
that information would be, Krycek could tell his threat was effective as is
since Scully gasped again.
"You wouldn't!"
"What did Skinner do to him?"
"To who? I told you he..."
"He thought you were Mulder! Or have you forgotten you are traipsing around
in his body?" Krycek rasped furiously. The bald bastard! How often did he
hit on his Fox? How many times had Fox been touched? He was burning with
an entirely different passion now.
"He came into the bathroom while I was in there, if you must know," Scully
hissed.
"And? Did he touch him... you... I mean?"
"No, of course not! He isn't like you! He used the urinal, but I wasn't
prepared for it. Honestly, Krycek, stop putting your personal interest
ahead of the situation. I need to get back to him, but tell Mulder that I
expect him to call me as soon as he wakes."
"Don't let Skinner touch you, Scully," Krycek warned. She hung up before he
could tell her to wait until after the two had switched back to allow that.
He swore angrily at the phone and turned it off. Staring at Scully's body
sprawled out on the bed, her mouth open, he wished he had never brought the
damn artefact to Mulder.
"So, do you have any more information for me, Agent Mulder, or do you
plan on just nodding for the next hour?" Skinner sighed. This latest set to
with Mulder was not only exhausting it was weird. He had never seen
Mulder's eyes so wide or so many looks of horror cross over the arresting
face. Several times Mulder had even seemed angry for his own offences. He
stared at the agent over his wire-rimmed glasses and grew silent. Mulder
looked sick.
"Agent Mulder, is there something you need to talk to me about?"
The concern in Skinner's voice was almost Scully's undoing. She looked down
at Mulder's hands folded neatly in her lap and shook his head...her head,
she was going to go insane before this was over.
Skinner drew back further in his chair, suspiciously certain that Mulder was
about to cry. He cleared his throat and seriously considered calling in his
assistant to hustle Mulder out of his office. What in the hell would he do
f Mulder cried? No agent had ever cried in his office, no matter how angry
he became. That Mulder would was unthinkable. He was relieved to see the
wide eyes dry but shaken. Had he been that much tougher on the man than
normal? He straightened his shoulders and could not help the pleasure in
that thought.
He had finally cowed Mulder.
"I can't explain half of these receipts or lack thereof, but I am certain
that if you give me a few days, we can schedule another meeting..."
Skinner frowned darkly. "Agent Mulder, do you think I have nothing better
to do than to meet with you? I expect you to clean this up, or you'll find
yourself back on background checks. I have to go from this meeting to one
with the director to explain why you spend so recklessly."
"Well, with all due respect, sir, the spending isn't entirely reckless. He
does spend every dime in the pursuit of truth. A truth that has been hidden
behind lies and shadows, shadows that sometimes have lingered in the halls
of this building. If we can remember that, I am sure we can..."
"He?"
Scully felt the blood rush to her face and she rubbed her fingers over her
eyes. "Oh, I meant me, sir."
"Mulder, I am half inclined to have you go through a psych evaluation. I
would too if I didn't believe you'd run circles around them. You are acting
strange to say the least."
Scully nodded. "I feel strange. I think I feel very,very strange."
Skinner sighed. Mulder did look pale. He stood and walked around to his
subordinate's chair and leaned on the desk in front of him. "What is
wrong?"
"I guess I'm sick," Scully sighed. "I'm sorry for this whole thing, sir. I
will try harder," she said quietly, swearing to kill Mulder after he had
cleaned up this mess.
Skinner placed a hand on Mulder's shoulder and squeezed gently. "Mulder, why
don't you go on home?" He surprised himself by the gesture. Hadn't he been
intent on chewing Mulder's rump? The sudden vulnerability, the obvious
guilty feelings had him off balance. He also didn't want to stop squeezing
Mulder's shoulder.
Scully sighed. Skinner's hand was so strong, so certain. She felt heat
between her legs, holding back a gasp when she felt Mulder's body begin to
swell. She looked up at Skinner and wanted to tell him everything, but she
cleared her throat and nodded calmly. Mulder would not appreciate it if she
made their boss think he was interested.
Of course he had acted with vintage Mulder unconcern for her body...and her
own mother! She forced herself to tilt his head and rub his cheek into
Skinner's hand. Holding back a chuckle of delighted revenge. Skinner, as
expected, drew in a surprised breath and removed his hand, staring down at
her with a look that made her want to laugh evilly.
She stood up slowly and smiled at him. "I'm sorry, sir, that was
inappropriate in the extreme. I just can't stop thinking about...you
know...the bathroom." She was hard pressed not to laugh at Skinner's
expression. He at first looked lost, wondering what she meant, then the
truth dawned on him and his mouth opened wide.
She took that moment to leave. Mulder had declared war with getting drunk
and letting Krycek in her mother's home! And there would be more to come if
he didn't get his act together.
Drowsily Mulder snuggled into the warm body next to his. He had slept for a
long time he thought. His eyes felt gritty and his unconscious mind kept
sending him little messages along the lines of "stay here", "don't move" and
"what happened last night?" He finally exerted himself enough to sit up, and
frowned at the sense of wrongness that he could feel within this body. He
had a slight headache, but that wasn't it.....?
Then he noticed exactly who was lying asleep next to him. Under the covers!
"Krycek! Get out of this bed!" he yelled, though Scully's voice made it
sound shrill and girly. He shoved at his bedpartner and Alex awoke abruptly.
He glared at Mulder in annoyance.
"What the hell is wrong with you, Mulder?" As Alex sat up, the sheet slipped
a little, and Mulder was treated to the sight of one rosy nipple..... He
flushed slightly. Alex followed the direction of his gaze then grinned
wickedly.
"Your virtue's intact..... Baby! I put you to bed last night, though you
obviously don't remember!" His smile deepened. "Anyway, have you checked out
your own outfit this morning?"
Mulder glanced down, and his face turned crimson with embarrassment. while
he had been yelling at Krycek, his chest had been exposed in full view of
the ogling rat! With a noise suspiciously like a scream, he clapped his
hands over his bouncing.... appendages and fled to the bathroom. It wouldn't
have been so bad if he hadn't heard Krycek's loud laughter.
Walter Skinner was thoroughly puzzled. More than that, he found Fox Mulder's
behaviour bizarre. And yet, a tiny voice in his brain whispered unthinkable
temptations to him, things that suggested probing deeper into Mulder's
erratic behaviour..... That was the trouble. Mulder was a temptation. Those
long legs.... that firm ass..... Skinner had noticed them the first time
Mulder had walked into his office. But he was in a position of
responsibility and Mulder was one of his employees so he forced himself to
behave accordingly.
For several years, he had kept his distance from his tempting, challenging
subordinate. Yet last night, Mulder had offered him something he had only
dreamed of before. A more than comradely touch and a hint of attraction. The
completely inappropriate remark about watching Skinner in the john. And
there had been something different too, in those hazel eyes...... It
appeared that the unpredictable Mulder was finally getting in touch with his
sensitive side.
Well they were both consenting adults, weren't they?
Perhaps he should reciprocate. Drop a few hints that he wasn't entirely
immune to Mulder's charms. Perhaps an unscheduled meeting in Mulder's
basement office tomorrow morning would expedite matters. At least he could
test out Mulder's feelings. And the damned expense accounts could wait a
while.....
Scully felt really odd when she woke up. Getting to bed last night had been
one of her greatest challenges so far. Getting Mulder's body showered and
undressed without having to look at it. And as for the necessary bodily
functions..... Ewwww! Definitely something she didn't want to remember.
So what was wrong with it now? There was definitely something new happening
to it. A most curious but not unpleasant sensation was making its way to her
drowsy brain. A feeling centred on those "down below" bits of Mulder's
anatomy that she had been doing her best to ignore. But whatever was
happening to her didn't seem to be going away. As she was trying to analyse
the feeling, the sheet covering her body began to stir and accompanied by a
very agreeable sensation, began to rise up magically in front of her
astonished eyes.
Oh boy! She knew what that was! In theory.... But the reality was quite
scary.
"Go away!" she told it desperately.
Nothing happened.
She blushed, and tried to think of something else. Work...? Skinner would no
doubt want to see her today to explain her behaviour...
The jolt that hit her at the thought of her boss was totally unexpected.
Suddenly IT felt acutely uncomfortable, almost painfully hard and throbbing.
"GO AWAY!!" she begged but it wouldn't! How on earth did men keep their
bodies under control? With desperation, she grabbed frantically for her
cellphone which was on the bedside table
"Need any help with that?" Alex inquired politely. The stream of curses from
the bathroom paused for a moment, to allow Mulder to think of a
particularly choice profanity which was then directed at Alex.
"Temper, temper!" Alex said mildly. "I'll go see about breakfast."
"No!" Mulder's voice changed, became panicky. "You don't go anywhere near
Mrs. Scully without me!" The door of the bathroom opened reluctantly and the
small figure emerged. Alex had to suppress a grin of delight at the sight of
Mulder hopelessly tangled up in a brassiere.
"Help me fasten this mediaeval torture device....." Mulder requested
unwillingly. He turned his back and shivered slightly as Alex's warm hands
touched him.
"There!" Alex said gently. "Better?"
A blushing Mulder growled his thanks and hastily grabbed at a blouse to
cover himself. Then he moaned slightly and put a hand to his mouth.
"I don't want breakfast!" he said. "I really don't feel well at the
moment......" He turned abruptly and fled back into the bathroom. The door
slammed again.
Alex heard sounds of retching and after a moment, remembered the morning
sickness pills. Then Mulder's cellphone rang. Shaking his head at the
mysteries of women's bodies, Alex answered it, careful to let the other
party speak first in case it was Skinner.
"Mulder you've got to help me......!" Scully sounded frantic, making her
borrowed voice sound shrill. "Please! There's something wrong with your
body! I woke up with IT and it won't go down! I can't get rid of it!"
Alex was instantly attentive.
"It's Krycek. Mulder's feeling sick," he said. Scully was dismissive.
"Oh that's nothing, just morning sickness! But what about me?" she wailed.
"Tell me what the trouble is Scully? Perhaps I can help?" Alex purred
delightedly, knowing exactly what IT was......
Scully moaned then, a small desperate sound that nearly drove Alex mad. That
husky voice, no not husky... something else, something entirely Mulder...
only Mulder.
"Don't worry, Scully. It happens when you don't, you know, have sex
enough."
She gasped and Alex grinned.
"Well, I am not... not going to have sex. And you can just forget about
it!"
"Believe me, Scully, I really don't want you to. I think you can handle
things solo."
"Solo?" She frowned at the phone. "Oh no! Absolutely not! I am not
touching it. I happen to know that I don't have to if I don't choose to."
Alex had to smile even broader. "Oh, c'mon, Scully, you are a doctor... You
autopsy people, this is something you have probably done for dozens of
guys."
"Dozens! I am going to shoot you!" She ran a hand through her short hair
and looked away from Mulder's persistent member. God, did he do it for
himself every morning? She really couldn't think of that. She was
embarrassed that she hadn't immediately known what the problem was, as
Krycek had pointed out. She was a doctor. But hearing about morning
erections and experiencing their persistence were quite two different
things.
"You need to concentrate on getting Mulder to shoot," Krycek purred.
"You are disgusting! A pervert and a spy, that is what you are," she
seethed. "I want you to tell Mulder that he needs to get back here pronto.
We have to get this solved. I am off to take a very cold shower." She was
thankful that that small sanity had returned.
Krycek chuckled, not at all upset that Scully wouldn't be pawing his Fox's
body, but what fun it was to rile her. "You could take a shower, but it
will just come back., over and over again all day until you stroke it the
way it wants to be stroked."
She slammed the phone down and he turned to see Mulder staring at him
curiously from borrowed blue eyes.
"What?" he asked innocently.
"Who was that? Why did you sound so sexy?" Mulder scowled.
Krycek drew his head back in some confusion. "I sounded sexy?"
Mulder flushed. "You deliberately misunderstood. You knew I meant that
you were trying to sound sexy!"
"Mmm. I see. That was Scully. She has just become acquainted with a hard
on."
Mulder's mouth opened, he flushed and turned to collect Scully's purse. He
waggled it toward Alex and without another word he left the room leaving a
chuckling Alex to follow in his wake. A smell, stronger than soap was
drifting in Mulder's wake and he raised a brow.
"Mulder, are you wearing perfume?"
The purse was waggled aloft and Mulder threw over his shoulder, "I am doing my best to keep up appearances. You could be more helpful."
"Don't you want to know what she did with your hard on?" Alex teased.
"Shut up! I don't even want to think about it."
"If that had been me, baby, I would have had it greased up in front of a
long mirror, spread your legs and played all day long."
Mulder turned abruptly with a gasp. "You... you can't even.. can't even
talk to me about that! Do you hear me? I... I don't..." he trailed off as
the full effect of what Alex had said hit him. He felt warmth flood his
abbreviated loins and he swallowed excess saliva.
"Why not? Because you want me to do something like that to you?" Alex
pulled Mulder to him and let him feel the hardness of his body. "Want to
see me spread myself out for you Fox? Want to taste what I have to give
you?"
Mulder moaned, staring up at the intense green eyes. "Oh God!"
"Is that a yes, baby? Because I can arrange it for you."
Mulder trembled then and leaned toward Alex, wanting to feel those pink
lips, to taste them.
"Oh good, I thought you two were up and about," Maggie Scully called from
the end of the hallway. "I hope you two have time to eat."
Mulder spun about guiltily. "That wasn't what it looked like...mom. Uh, was
it Alex?"
Alex drew Mulder back to him and kissed the top of his head. "Oh I think
your mother knows what she saw."
"We have to go," Mulder gasped. "I know we have a lot to talk about...
uh... mom.. But I was supposed to meet with some people last night... Mulder
needs me..."
"You spend too much time running around for what Mulder needs," Maggie
scolded. "He is always taking you off to God knows where. You should be
resting now. Spending time with Alex, not chasing after another wild Mulder
drama!"
Alex had to suppress a hearty laugh. Mulder was red again.
"Yes, well... this is important to Alex too... me too."
Maggie sighed, but in the end the two men were able to make their escape
rather easily.
"Can you believe it? Mrs. Scully thinks Scully should spend less time with
me and more time with you! If this isn't insane I don't know what is."
"Women like me, Fox."
Mulder glared as he slid the small body behind the wheel of the agency car.
"I don't."
"Oh yeah you do. You like me a lot."
Skinner had gone to Mulder's door four times and left before he knocked on
the door. He had decided to be cool... to work his way inside with some
pretext or the other and then skilfully determine whether Mulder was
interested in a little after work play. He had trouble keeping himself calm
at the very idea of playing with Mulder. God, that body! Those lips!
Mulder opened the door still wet from a shower. He had so many goose- bumps
over his bare chest and legs that he looked like he had a disease.
"Mulder, what in the hell?" Skinner growled, pushing his way inside.
"Sir! I was just taking a cold shower..." Scully wondered if men talked
freely of their... morning problems and decided that since they urinated
freely in front of one another that they probably did just that. "You know,
morning erections and all that. Do you want some coffee?"
Skinner gaped at his agent.
Scully knew that she had surprised the man and she sighed. "I'm sorry, sir,
I don't know what has come over me."
Skinner was blinking, now lost in the image of Mulder with a hot morning
erection, wondering why in hell he hadn't just stroked himself off. If he
had access to that beautiful body, he surely would have. He grew red with
heat and simply stared at his agent
Scully was about to apologize again when she remembered her partner telling
her mother that Alex was her fiance. She smiled instead. "Yeah, I would
have saved it for you if I had known you were coming." She feared she had
gone too far when Skinner's face blossomed an even more intense shade of
red. Being gay wasn't enough to get fired for, but it would certainly make
Mulder's life harder in the Bureau... especially if their boss thought he
was on the prowl after him.
Skinner finally moved toward Mulder and grabbed his shoulders. "There is
something different about you, Mulder. I can't tell you what, but I like
it."
Scully almost screamed in surprise when she was drawn to that powerful chest
and kissed. Surprise gave way to pleasure... Skinner surely knew what he
was doing. The man could kiss. His tongue melted into her mouth and her
lower lip was sucked in fervently.
"God, you taste good," Skinner moaned.
She kissed him back, utterly forgetting for a moment hat she was actually in
Mulder's body, that Skinner was kissing a man. His strong hands had slipped
beneath the wet, white towel and cupped her ass with shaking intensity.
"I want this. I want this so badly," Skinner moaned into her mouth.
Skinner felt good. She had never realised before, how strong and muscular
her boss was. Now she could feel the bands of muscle across his strong
chest, the firm abdomen..... It felt unexpectedly good, and for a few
moments, she relaxed against Skinner, enjoying his reassuring presence.
Skinner deepened the kiss, and Scully hesitantly answered it, feeling a mild
surprise when her boss began to make use of his tongue.
Then her borrowed body began to stir again, and she started to back away
from him nervously.
"Er.... maybe this is a bad idea...," she stammered. Skinner chuckled.
"Trust me Mulder, I know what I'm doing. Believe me, it'll feel good."
He glanced down. Scully followed the direction of his gaze and realised that
her morning erection had reappeared with a vengeance, and it was making its
preferences apparent, tenting her towel as if it had a life of its own. She
blushed. Why wouldn't it go away? The damned thing was an almost
supernatural vitality to it and was pointing straight at Skinner.
"You can't deny that you want me now Mulder!" Skinner said triumphantly.
"Let me take care of your little problem...."
With unexpected speed, he closed the distance between then, and his hand was
just as quickly tugging at the towel. It dropped to the floor. His hand
closed over Mulder's erection and began to slide along it. He grinned as his
wayward employee gasped and bit at his full lower lip in a way that Skinner
found delightful. Oh this was going far better than he had planned. He
hadn't expected Mulder to acquiesce so quickly...
Scully hadn't intended to let things go so far, but skinner was undeniably
a good kisser, and she hadn't seen the harm in teasing him with a little
mouth to mouth action. But things had gotten out of hand with astonishing
speed. She hadn't expected the big man to be so forward, it certainly wasn't
gentlemanly. When he had ripped off her towel, she had opened her mouth to
give a ladylike protest, her boss had kissed it away, then Skinner's hand
had begun to do something utterly wonderful to her unpredictable anatomy.
Skinner pushed her body backwards, and she found herself stumbling through
the door to Mulder's bedroom, legs all too soon colliding with the bed. the
merest twitch of his hand sending white heat through her nerve endings. With
a last shred of resistance she pushed at him, trying to avoid the bed, which
was where he evidently wanted her. He chuckled and rubbed his thumb across
the head of her erection.
"Oh sir..." she gasped, forgetting for a moment exactly whose body she was
in. It was incredible. She had never felt anything like that before...
Skinner's fingers rubbed across the sensitive tip of his employee's erection
again, loving the little gasp that Mulder made, and he smiled in
anticipation. He had wanted Mulder for so long. Mulder was evidently just
as enamoured of him. This was going to be so good... He dropped to his knees
and opened his mouth to take in that luscious length...
With a gasp, Scully felt something surge within her, then with a scream, she
found out first hand what men meat when they compared ejaculation to
shooting, blowing and all those other explosive adjectives. Suddenly her
body was squirting out creamy white fluid in embarrassingly large
quantities.....
In an ill timed moment, it spilled over the front of AD Skinner's suit.
She came to her senses abruptly. But Skinner only chuckled. He took off his
jacket and began to undo his tie.
"Never mind Mulder. I'll take it as a compliment. You can make it up to me."
He punctuated his words with a squeeze of Mulder's firm and shapely
buttock. "Your ass is so beautiful....." His hand began to stray to more
sensitive territory. He pushed hard and Scully found her borrowed body
unexpectedly sprawled on the bed. Probably because her knees were so weak
all of a sudden.
She caught sight of the large bulge at the front of his pants. Oh dear, he
was big, wasn't he! Then her sex fogged mind began to make connections. Just
what exactly did he intend to do with it.....
Ewwww!
This was getting a bit too weird, Scully decided. She definitely should have
stopped things way before this! It was getting a little too serious. A
little masturbation was healthy for a man, she had heard, but what Skinner
evidently wanted was outrageous. He reached out, intending to roll her onto
her stomach.
"Oh!" Scully squealed. "Helping me with my problem is one thing sir. But do
that! No way!" She remembered Skinner's impressive size. "No way on Earth!"
She smacked his hand away.
"But Mulder...." Skinner looked hurt and bewildered.
"Go away!" she squealed. She grabbed a pillow off the bed and brandished it
at him. "You've had your fun. Now go away!"
Skinner didn't know whether to be hurt or annoyed. But if Mulder didn't want
to.... He sighed. He should have known it was too good to be true. Mulder
was so very inhibited. It seemed as though he was going to have to move
slowly with his attractive subordinate. Calm his fears. Seduce him.... The
thought excited him. But now was not the time. Let Mulder get used to the
idea first, then Skinner would get what he wanted. What he was sure they
both wanted.
"Go. Away!" Mulder repeated.
He did.
"Are we headed back to your geek friends?" Alex asked once they were safely
away from Mrs. Scully's house.
"Not yet," Mulder said testily. "I need to check some files I have on alien
spacecraft sightings. You think you can make it to my apartment without any
more stupid remarks about sex?" He scowled. Alex smirked.
"Admit it. You want to check up on Scully. See if she's taken care of your
problem..." He chuckled. "Would you take care of it for her? I bet you
would!"
"Shut up!" Mulder snapped. "Pervert!" His small arms folded over his chest
and he pouted a little. He couldn't be aware of how cute he looked to Alex.
The rest of the journey was spent in uncomfortable silence. As they pulled
up outside his apartment building, Mulder leapt out of the car and headed
quickly towards his home, so that Alex had to run to catch up with him. Alex
grinned at the picture he made, a little fireball, simmering with fury at
him. He obviously got under her skin then. She refused to look at him as
they rode in the lift up to his floor, determinedly staring at the wall.
"You need me, Mulder," Alex purred. "I really do care what happens to you!"
Mulder made an unladylike snort.
"I'm not going to talk to you!" he snapped, huffily.
"You want me really!" Alex replied smugly. "Otherwise you wouldn't get so
emotional when you're close to me...."
Mulder opened his mouth to reply, then shut it with a snap. Perhaps
fortunately, the lift got to their floor at that moment. The two of them
emerged and started down the corridor.
"Shit!" Alex hissed, and grabbing Mulder, pushed the small body before him
through the door to the stairwell. He had just seen Walter Skinner emerging
from Mulder's apartment. Jamming a hand over the wriggling Mulder's mouth
until the unladylike swearing subsided, he watched through a crack in the
door until Skinner had passed. Oddly the man looked dishevelled and there
was a very strange wet stain on his grey suit. After a few moments the
coast was clear and Alex released the small woman.
"You want Skinner to see us together?" he hissed. Mulder glared and flounced
past him, flinging the door of his apartment wide. A nasty thought occurred
to Alex, a possible reason why Skinner had been there and he growled in
fury.....
His suspicions crystallised into a certainty as he heard Mulder scream in
horror.
Mulder glanced at Alex. He saw the tense, furious look on the pretty,
traitorous face and clenched his own fists, wincing a bit as Scully's nails
bit into her palms. "Stop being jealous," he hissed. "And make up your
mind."
Alex was intent on gaining entrance to Mulder's apartment, to find out what
that silly woman had done so he ignored Mulder's instructions and easily
pushed passed him. He knocked on the Mulder's door with such intensity the
door shook in its frame.
"Krycek, wake the dead why don't you," Mulder whispered angrily, peering
about waiting for his neighbors to come to their doors in avid curiosity.
"Stay out of this, Fox," Alex hissed.
The door opened then and a harried looking Mulder opened the door,
sweatpants barely up around his slim waist, a flush of pleasure still on his
face.
Alex actually gasped. Too stunned to see that look, that look he had wanted
so badly to see on the beloved face, to say a word.
Scully sighed a breath of relief, she had been certain it was Skinner,
demanding more of what she had posed out so freely. But seeing herself
standing at the door, Mulder's expression of incredulity so vivid even on
her own face, made her close her eyes and pray for strength.
"What in the hell? What did you do?" she heard Mulder hiss.
"Oh, just believe me when I say you don't want to know." She stepped back
and let the two in. "I must say, though, that Skinner surprised me. I
never knew he was so intuitive."
Alex was still stunned. To be faced with the sure knowledge that the one
person he couldn't harm lest Mulder hate him for life had actually shared
what was his and no other's with someone else. He grabbed the broad
shoulders roughly and shook her, glaring into angry hazel eyes. "What did
you do?" he demanded furiously. "Did you let him touch you? Touch him? Did
you?"
She shoved the angry man off her, actually quite taken with her own
strength. . "Shut up, Krycek. This isn't the time for that. Mulder I could
kill you.
You told my mother... my mother... that he was my fiance?" She angrily
pointed to Krycek, noting with some alarm that he was staring at her with
eyes that surely couldn't belong to a sane man. He looked feral. More
vividly dangerous than any other thing she had ever seen.
"Scully," Mulder began, trying to be calm. "What did you and Skinner do?
What do you mean he is intuitive?"
She blushed a bit and stepped closer to her much smaller self in an effort
to gain more distance from Alex. "He must somehow know I am in here... I
don't think he is into men per se... I have never seen him make a pass at
you, you realize, Mulder, so I have to assume that he knew..."
"What," Alex growled. "Did. You. Let. Him. Do?"
She ran a hand through brown hair. "I admit, it got a little out of
control. And for that, I apologize, Mulder," she sighed, stressing the name
Mulder in a direct sally of defiance toward Alex. It was none of his
business anyway. She much preferred Skinner to him and he would just have to
accept that.
"Oh God! I had sex with my boss?" Mulder's wail in Scully's voice was
almost hysterical.
"Well not exactly," she defended.
"How not exactly, Scully?" Alex demanded, beginning to close the distance
between them with steps that all but screamed stalking.
"He, this is too embarrassing," she finally declared. "And I am sure that
you have let Alex take advantage of the situation anyway," she defended.
Triumphant when she saw the look of guilt flit over her own features.
"This is a bit different, Scully. This is Skinner! Our boss!" Mulder
defended.
"And he is a killer and a liar," she rebutted.
"So help me God, Scully, you'll tell me what you let him do to Mulder's body
or I will go through your family like a..."
"Don't threaten her," Mulder hissed.
Mulder's full lips were open in shock. "See," she accused. "He is a
barbarian. He belongs behind bars and you are letting him do all manner of
things to me."
Mulder had to sit down. He stroked the familiar couch with small hands.
"Did you do anything?"
"Not sex... Well, Mulder, do you consider fellatio absolute sex?"
She could see, by the way her own, carelessly glossed lips fell open in
shock that he did. "I see," she fretted. "Well, it wasn't like you did
anything to him. So, he can't come back and try to run you out of the
Bureau. He was the active one. Me, I was too stunned to refuse."
Alex was making his way to the door when Mulder spotted him. "Where do you
think you're going?" he demanded.
"I'll catch up with you later," Alex promised starting to go through the
door.
"No, wait, Alex," Mulder said, standing. "We need your help. Whatever you
are planning to do can wait."
Alex doubted that. Every moment that the bastard Skinner lived was too
long.
"Scully, we'll talk about this later...when I can believe that I had sex
with my boss. God, why in the hell did you have to do it with him? How can
I ever... never mind. Alex, get back here!"
Alex turned back, glared at Scully again and came to heel nicely beside the
petite female body on the couch. He touched one dainty hand, assuaging
himself that at least Mulder would have no images of another man feasting on
him. The image of that very thing made him want to beat the woman even if
she was trapped safely within Mulder's body. But, she wouldn't always be,
he consoled himself. He hugged Mulder to him, even more aware now of his
temporary softness. It didn't matter anymore, God he just loved him. Would
love him no matter what shape he came in.
Scully glared at the two, seeing the way Alex was trying to take advantage
of her partner's lack of experience in being a woman. "Mulder, for your
information, women do not let themselves be cuddled and pawed upon by men
who are not their lovers. So you stop letting him take advantage."
Mulder gaped at her. "Scully, men don't let their bosses give them head
either!"
"That was a little different," she hedged desperately. "How was I supposed
to know how attracted your body was to him?"
Alex squeezed Mulder's hand tighter and growled in frustration. Why oh why
couldn't he just kill someone? He had never had to be so good for so long
before.
They seemed to have an uneasy truce, at least for the moment. Alex was a
brooding presence on the couch, alternately muttering something under his
breath and glaring at the unrepentant Scully who responded in kind. Mulder
felt as if he was the only sane one in the room at the moment! How could
Scully use his body like that? With Skinner! Why he hadn't ever thought of
his boss like that! He hadn't even known that Skinner swung both ways. Alex
had, though. He had been jealous of competition from the start. He seemed to
have laid claim to Mulder, body and soul. A disturbing thought.
Scully didn't seem to have half the trouble that Mulder did in coming to
terms with her new-found sexuality. She was evidently enjoying the new
opportunities she had been given.
Why the hell did he find it so hard to come to terms with his new status? He
was now female, wasn't he, at least temporarily. Females liked males... Why
was he so reluctant to... experiment? Alex certainly wouldn't mind. His
companion had already dropped hints, made none too subtle suggestions and
laced every conversation with innuendoes. His desire couldn't be any more
obvious. How long was it since Krycek had sex anyway, the man seemed to be
permanently in heat.
A little gentle flirting couldn't hurt... Could it?
Yeah, right!
Mulder knew now why he had kept Krycek at arm's length as much as possible.
Nothing to do with any sense of gentlemanly conduct as far as his occupation
of Scully's body was concerned. Nothing so unselfish. If he once gave in to
his desires, he knew he would want more and more, and he wouldn't know when
to stop...
Damn Scully for making things so hard for him.
Damn Alex for being so hard for him!
"I'm going to put some clothes on!" Scully snapped, finally deciding she
couldn't win the sulking contest with Alex. Mulder felt relief. The towel
she wore was definitely exposing too much of Mulder's body to Alex, Mulder
had noticed Alex's eyes flickering with reluctant appreciation over his torso. Despite his hatred for Scully.
Mulder realised with some surprise that he was jealous.
Mulder tried to study Alex without the younger man noticing him. But he
wasn't too good at concealing his feelings in his temporary body. Alex
glanced upwards and his eyes met Mulder's. The unhappy pout disappeared, and
momentarily Alex's face was transformed by a smile for Mulder. Then, as if
remembering his tough guy image, he smoothed out his expression quickly.
Before he could think about whether it was a good idea or not, Mulder stood,
moved towards Alex, caught hold of the lapels of that old leather jacket and
pulled Alex towards him. He kissed the very surprised assassin full on the
lips and put his whole heart and soul into the kiss. Green eyes went very
wide, then somehow their lips were melting together, fusing...
Mulder had thought Alex would overpower him, that he would plunder Mulder's
mouth and take whatever he wanted. But the reality was more surprising. Alex
let him take what he wanted, seemingly content to yield control to Mulder.
He didn't realise how long the assassin had been waiting for this. How
patient a rat could be...
He wasn't quite sure how his small body ended up perched on Alex's lap, his
hands still clutching the jacket. Then he felt Alex's tongue begin to probe
his mouth, He let himself yield to it. When the kiss ended, long moments
later, he found green eyes studying him speculatively. He tried to ignore
the way his heart was hammering and met Alex's gaze evenly. Well, almost.
There was a rosy flush to his face that Alex found particularly cute.
"You better not be teasing me Mulder," Alex warned softly. "You're stirring
up things you'd better be ready to deal with!"
"No!" Mulder protested. "I swear I'm not leading you on..." Mulder shivered
slightly. He knew he was on the point of no return. He could feel the heat
radiating from Alex's body, where their bodies touched. The tension in the
younger man's body.
Alex caught one of Mulder's hands in his and placed it on the bulge that had
formed in his lap. His long, powerful fingers covered the delicate fingers,
holding them in place.
"This is what you do to me...!" Alex whispered. Was Mulder imagining the
need he heard in Alex's voice?
Mulder blushed. Then with determination, he kissed Alex again. And somewhere
in the middle of that kiss, he found something hot and hard and long in his
hand, about the same time that he found himself astride Krycek, and what
happened after that had a kind of inevitability about it.
Scully scowled at her reflection. Mulder had always made it look easy,
dressing like an Armani playboy. She couldn't seem to match his masculine
sense of style though. Too boring and plain. The urge to pretty herself up
was too strong. She wondered idly what Mulder would look like with just a
hint of eye liner or blusher? Perhaps not. It was probably against FBI
regulations anyway.
She resumed her hunt through Mulder's chaotically organised wardrobe. Ah,
there! Perfect! Not exactly his normal wear, but she liked it. She pulled on
the fine silk shirt and studied her reflection critically. This material was
really nice. Sensuous and smooth against her skin, and so fine she could see
the dark hint of her nipples through it. Worn with Mulder's tightest pair of
jeans, it really looked sexy. Maybe she should call in at the office later
and apologise to Skinner... Then again, she had seen the way Alex watched
her sometimes... Perhaps he should be taught a lesson?
She would have to think about that.
Emerging into the other room, she froze. What the hell were they....?
Oh! That Ratbastard!
A scream, high and startled, made Mulder jump deliciously. Alex moaned as
the tight, rounded thighs rubbed against his erection. He was only dimly
aware that Mulder's voice was being used to scream again, shrill and
horrified. When Mulder tried to scramble off Alex's lap he clutched an arm
about the tiny waist and shook his head.
"Stay put, Mulder."
"You are out your mind! Mulder, I'm pregnant!" There was true reproach in
that husky monotone.
Hazel eyes burned with shock and there was a suspicious shine of tears there
that made Mulder feel shame. Scully's panties had been discarded and Alex's
muscular thighs were bare between his own-Scully's soft thighs. He stared
into his own eyes and the emotion there was beyond outrage.
"I'm-I'm sorry," he heard himself say. Alex made a noise of disgust and he
turned back to Alex. The green eyes held reproach and a hint of hesitation.
"She didn't stop to think when she let Skinner give you head, Mulder. She
has nothing to say if we want to make love." He turned to glare at Scully
and saw the look on that beautiful face, those hazel eyes were wide and wet.
He didn't care about what Scully felt, she had shared something that didn't
belong to her. It was his! And that damned Skinner had feasted on that
sexy body like some sneaky jackal. But he wasn't immune to that expression
on Mulder's face. God, he was so beautiful, even with that devil-eyed harpy
inside his body. He easily lifted the small, feminine body off him and set
Mulder on the couch beside him. He covered himself slowly, tucking himself
in gracefully, though the hard flesh was still hungry and desperate for
relief. Desperate for Mulder. In any form.
Mulder stood, straightening his dishevelled outfit. "Scully, I'm sorry.
When this is over you can slap me."
"Don't lay it on too thick, Mulder," Alex growled. "She did much worse to
your body, than a little bump and tickle."
"She's pregnant, Krycek," Mulder snapped, throwing a fiery blue gaze over
his narrow shoulder. "We should have..."
"It was a mistake," Krycek snapped irritably. "Let's get going. I am
damned tired of this charade."
"You're tired?" Scully snapped. She was herself perplexed. She had to face
the fact that maybe Krycek was actually attracted to Mulder. It was
confusing, because hadn't he been obsessed with her? And wasn't he even now
pawing at her body? She shook her head at Mulder, still too angry that he
would use her body in such an appalling way when she was pregnant to care
that he was looking properly chastised!
"Why don't you get straightened up, Mulder. I look like a prostitute who
just made five bucks," she snapped.
Mulder flinched and wordlessly tottered off, balancing carefully on the
high-heeled shoes he wore on her tiny feet and pulling the skirt down as he
went.
"I wonder what you think Mulder looked like when you answered the door,"
Alex said in a deceptively calm voice.
She shrugged then and moved toward the kitchen. Alex followed like a
dangerous predator. He grabbed Mulder's shoulder and spun her around. Face
to face with the man he dreamed of smothered in whip cream and caramel.
"Don't let anyone touch this body again, Scully. I mean it. It belongs to
me."
Scully gaped at him. He was mad! "You-you have no say, Krycek. None."
He could simply choke her, he knew, but she was as safe as a virgin in
church. He couldn't hurt her while she was cloaked in Mulder's body. "We
get this done and then we see who has say."
She smiled before slapping him. "You get me pregnant and now you are trying
to seduce Mulder. Well not on my watch you-sex-crazed spy!"
Krycek recoiled from her. "I did not get you pregnant!"
"Well, I seem to recall something to that effect," she said haughtily,
though in truth she just had strange pictures of stuffing Alex's penis into
his pants. That memory had become very strong when he had done that very
thing in the living room. Too, she recalled stroking him, being utterly
fascinated by his erection.
Alex stepped away from her. Mulder was in a body in which his own baby
might be growing! He leaned back on the counter. "Now, this is crazy. I
never-I remember in a way being with-Mulder."
She raised a brow and the effect on Mulder's face was frightening. It was
so Scully. "Typical!"
"Let's get over to the Gunmen," Mulder said from the kitchen entryway. He
had straightened Scully's hair and put on more lipstick. His attention to
detail included lip liner and some more powder. His high heels clicked with
less authority than Scully herself could muster, but the wobbling steps
were, at least, not so close to teetering as they had been. "We are all
stressed and doing things we shouldn't."
Alex's lips tightened at that, but Scully nodded in agreement.
"I say we start over, Scully. I won't mention Skinner and you won't
mention-the couch," Mulder said hopefully.
"I'll damn well mention Skinner," Krycek said angrily. "And if you think
you get to take back what you gave me, Mulder, you are as crazy as
everyone thinks you are." He approached the tiny redhead with such
predatory ease that Mulder was made well-aware of his tiny size. "Red-
headed or brunette, tall or short, female or male, soft or hard, pregnant or
not, you are mine now. And there isn't a force on earth that can change
that!" He turned to Scully then and though she wore the body of the
sexiest man alive he didn't care, it wasn't Mulder. "And you better believe
I am including you in that category! You get between us and..."
"And what?" she asked. "Kill me? Ha!"
"Let's stop all this crazy talk," Mulder squeaked, before frowning at his
tone. "You aren't going to kill Scully, Alex."
"I didn't say that I would, Mulder. I am..."
"What?" Scully demanded. "Reformed? You never had trouble killing before
as I recall."
The two male bodies were suddenly face-to-face and Mulder sighed. They were
so filled with testosterone! When he thought that he gasped. Oh God, women
were right! Men did posture. He fanned himself with a graceful hand and
tried not to feel superior to the two men. Hormones could not be that important. Here he was, a man, thinking like a woman. He had often enjoyed
a good brawl. Now the idea seemed infantile and unproductive. But the two
males were fairly foaming at the mouth at the idea of a good fight. He
clapped his hands imperiously. "Stop it! Both of you! We aren't getting
anything accomplished! Let's try to be more productive here. You two are
behaving like cavemen!" He turned so abruptly, suddenly certain that he
should storm out and leave the two testosterone captives sheepish and
shamed, that he started to fall. He grabbed hold of the wall and huffed
aloud in a decidedly miffed tone, tossed his head and exited.
His instinct was correct.
The two left in the kitchen immediately stopped, stared at one another,
hazel eyes more confused than jade, and then followed the small form out of
the kitchen.
"She started it," Krycek complained.
"You started..."
Mulder held up a hand and pursed his bee-stung lips. "I said enough! And I
meant it."
Scully lowered her head, and wondered why she had had such the urge to just
let fly and swing into action. Fighting never solved anything. But, oh, it
would have felt so good!
"All right, baby..."
"Don't you baby him while he is in my body, you lecher!" Scully growled,
enjoying the dangerous, husky tone she emitted. Her body, Mulder's body was
primed and ready for action. She was a force to be reckoned with and the
feeling was intoxicating.
"Ahh!" Mulder screamed. "You two are driving me crazy!" He looked about in
an impatient huff. "Where's my purse?"
Alex found the small, stylish bag and handed it to Mulder with an apologetic
shrug.
Mulder snatched it from Alex's hand and then marched purposefully toward the
door, head held high in feminine fury. The two males bristled in the
perfumed wake of his exit but followed along like obedient puppies.
Mulder was so filled with a certain superiority he wondered how women could
stand it. This certainty that they were so much more rational than men, but
forced to take a secondary position for almost all of history. It was
obvious! If even Scully, rational, calm and collected Scully could be
affected by being male for such a short time, how in the Hell had men ever
gotten so far? The answer was clear. Women. He didn't mind that
knowledge. He had never been one of those men who had felt that women
weren't as fully capable as men, but now he was certain that even that
hadn't gone far enough. He could hear both Scully and Krycek mumbling to
one another and his singular rationality inflated his sense of superiority
even more.
They all rode in the same care, Mulder driving, Scully sitting beside him
and Krycek in the back. Mulder studiously ignored them both. If they
couldn't act like adults than he certainly wasn't going to engage in
conversation with them. He sniffed haughtily and enjoyed the sheepish,
sullen looks of the two passengers. That'll teach him, he thought
peevishly.
They arrived at the Gunmen in short order and Mulder stopped the two before
they could exit the car and said, "If you two cannot behave, I'll leave you
in the car."
Krycek, more accustomed to being a male, nodded his agreement immediately.
Scully pouted and resented the comment. She was certainly capable of
conducting herself properly! She threw her nose up and exited the car,
slamming the door behind her. She walked as gracefully as she could manage
with Mulder's ridiculously long legs, her chest thrown forward in feminine
defiance and chin lifted high.
Both Mulder and Krycek were losing it!
Imagine, Mulder telling her to behave! It was more than irritating. She
entered the stairwell and began to take the steps two at a time. She saw the
cameras tracking her every movement and knew the Gunmen were watching the
images and probably trying to decipher if it were really Mulder. And when
they saw who, who they thought Scully, was with they would be tempted, she
knew, to hide.
She was rapping on the door when she heard the clicking of heels that told
her Mulder was close behind.
"Open this door," she said with irritation. "Stop hiding in there."
Mulder came up beside her and gave her a there-you-go-again look. "Come on
guys, hurry up."
The door opened and Langly peered out, his blonde hair falling into his wary
face. A hesitant smile played on his narrow lips, which was torn off him as
Scully pushed passed him, enjoying the fact that she could easily shove the
man out of her way.
"This is the worst day of my life!" she proclaimed, before flopping
dramatically into a chair, crossing Mulder's long legs primly. "Just the
worst!" she repeated, waving her big hand airily toward her partner and the
rat who was standing possessively close to him with his right hand moving
suspiciously close to her derriere.
The three Lone Gunmen were nowhere to be seen when Scully, Mulder and Alex
walked into their hideout. Mulder frowned, the expression sitting oddly on
the face of his petite host body. Where were his friends? Then he stopped
abruptly as he heard the sound of raised voices from the kitchen.
"It's your fault!"
"No it isn't! How the hell did I know that trying to open it was a mistake?"
"You could have waited...... Maybe Mulder...."
"Maybe Mulder what?" Mulder asked, walking into the kitchen. The three men
were seated around the table in the centre of the room,
"Scully...!" Frohike said. Mulder scowled, despite the fact that the small
man was ignorant of his real identity. "Er.... you're never going to believe
this, but..."
"That device you left swapped us round somehow! I'm really Frohike," Langly
said morosely. "You know what it's like having to deal with long hair? I
thought the sixties were long gone!"
"Yeah," Frohike said. "And I'm not myself either! I'm him!"
Mulder sighed and turned to his two companions.
"Time we tell them the truth!" Alex shrugged, Scully merely looked
irritated. He turned back to the gunmen. "I'm really Mulder! Scully swapped
with me... the problem is, we don't know how to work that thing..."
"If you weren't a woman, I'd punch you on the nose, Mulder!" Frohike yelled.
"You knew... and you didn't tell us..."
Mulder felt a dark presence move up next to him, hovering protectively. A
hand gently rested on his shoulder, and he leaned back against Alex, not
really thinking about it any more.
"Oh stop pawing him, Krycek," Scully snapped.
Mulder winced as all of the Gunmen stared at him. he was never going to live
this down.
"Tell me everything you've found out about the device," he said quickly,
trying to divert their attention from his sex life. "How did you get it to
operate?"
"You're really Scully?" Byers said doubtfully, staring at Mulder's long-
limbed form.
"Yes!" she hissed. "Did you get them?" She cast a surreptitious glance at
Mulder and Krycek, who were once again irritatingly close to one another, as
if they had magnets sewn into their pants. Her two male companions were
talking animatedly to the other Gunmen. For the moment, she and Byers were
able to talk safely.
"I took your samples to a private lab I know, just like you asked..." Byers
said. "I got them to check your two blood samples against your baby's
DNA..."
"Well?" Scully said, too nervous to be polite. "It was sample A, wasn't it!"
She had been careful to maintain the anonymity of the two men's blood
samples when giving them to the Gunman. Amazing what was stored in the FBI
labs. Both samples had been easy to steal. Not that she had much doubt that
it was Alex, but a scientist always makes sure.
"Er....no. I'm afraid not. sample B was the father of your baby!"
"No! That's impossible..."
Scully had to sit down, the shock was so great. Mulder was the father of her
Baby! Fox Mulder! Not Alex Krycek at all! She felt an odd sense of
disappointment as she watched Alex gently put his arm round Mulder, with a
quick, defiant glance at her.
Now what was she going to do?
While the gunmen and Scully weren't looking, were in fact focussed on the
data read outs Frohike was desperately reviewing on one of the plentiful
computer monitors when Alex saw his chance. Mulder was sitting, one pump in
his left hand as he rubbed the stockinged foot with his right.
"Mulder," he whispered, smiling when the feminine face and blue eyes peered
up at him. "Come with me."
Mulder gave a little sigh as he replaced the shoe and stood. He raised one
perfectly groomed brow when Alex held out a hand to him. He stifled a smart
remark and just took the much larger hand in his. He followed Alex to the
living area and down a box-strewn hallway and into a surprisingly luxurious
bathroom. He opened his mouth to question Alex's intentions and never made
a sound as his red painted lips were covered and devoured. He moaned, the
sound of Scully's voice low in pleasure making him jerk back.
"I-this is Scully's body"
"So? You're in it. And, baby, I want you. I want to feel your lips on
me," Alex whimpered. "I need it. This day is shit! This whole thing is
shit, but I want to feel you-I don't care what body you're in..."
Mulder stared into the beautiful green eyes, so filled with need above him
and was speechless. He leaned up and kissed those lips, those pink lovely
lips. When he felt Alex's hardness pressing into his belly, he groaned.
Wanting it. Wanting it so badly. He pulled back and bit his lip as Alex
trembled with pent up frustration, knowing that Alex thought he was saying
no again. Instead, he knelt in front of Alex and raised small, white hands
to Alex's hips.
"I want to-can I?"
Alex's eyes widened in surprise and then narrowed in lust. "Oh God."
"Please, Krycek-Alex. Please?"
Alex looked down, not seeing the blue eyes and red lips of Mulder's partner,
not seeing anything really except the look in those eyes, the soul looking
out with such unrepentant desire. He was humbled and shaken.
Mulder knew he was confused and crazy, but he wanted so badly to taste Alex
Krycek. To feel that hardness in his throat, even if it was a borrowed
throat. To feel the tip slide over his lips as he looked up over that
succulent body and into those black-lashed eyes and see the pleasure make
those green eyes go dark. He rubbed his cheek against the hardness trapped
beneath such a thin protection and repeated his plea. He couldn't do this
without Alex wanting it too. And though the hardness might testify to
Alex's need, did it translate to his willingness to be engulfed in his
mouth.
"Oh, Fox. If you don't do it, I'll die," Alex groaned. "I need you to do
it. Just you."
Mulder looked up. "You mean me right? Me, Mulder, not Scully."
"You, Mulder. Only you."
Mulder gasped at the truth he heard in that voice. He paused for another
moment to drink in Alex's beauty before turning his attention to undoing
Alex's pants. He was nearly breathless when Alex's cock was revealed. So
hard and already weeping. He trailed his tongue over the tip, tasting the
clear fluid, making a sound that he had never made before. One that was
pure emotion. Desire, lust- love?
He closed his eyes and just enjoyed the feel of Krycek under his tongue. He
sighed with pleasure and laved his tongue over the silky tip. He moaned as
Krycek gasped and jerked his hips. He opened his eyes to see his face and
what he saw there made him open his mouth and take the whole head in his
mouth. When Alex moaned out his name, his first, and heretofore hated first
name, he thrilled to it.
Alex had to lean against the floral papered wall when his knees began to
tremble. He closed his eyes when Fox did, and placed his hands above his
head, curled them into fists knuckles to the wall when Mulder's borrowed
mouth closed over him. The gentle sucking and the soft moans of pleasure
were overwhelming. Fox Mulder was on his knees before him, giving him head,
and loving it. However many times he had imagined this scene he had never
ever imagined how much power Mulder would have over him, despite his servile
position. Alex would have begged, done anything Mulder asked to keep him
from stopping. No imagined scene in which he had held Mulder's hair and
forced Mulder to know he wanted this. This was altogether unexpected. He
whimpered when the lips slid all the way down his shaft. God they weren't
Mulder's lips, but they were so soft, and it was Mulder who was feeling
it.
"Fox, oh God," he managed to groan, even as his hips began to rock gently.
He wanted to slam forward, would if this weren't Mulder. But he would
sooner cut off his own arm than risk hurting him.
Mulder felt the gentle thrusts and smiled around the hard flesh, wishing he
weren't so overwhelmed by the pleasure of pleasuring Alex so that he could
tease him, drive him crazy by just staying still and letting his tongue
tease the thick vein on the underside of his cock. But he wanted too badly
to please Alex to tease. He began to slide his mouth up and down, sucking
hard and lapping diligently at the sweet tip at every upthrust. Alex was
moaning steadily now, making incoherent pleas that served to further inflame
Mulder He stared up as Alex's hands began to slide above him, trying vainly
to grab at the wall, reflexively and desperately. His own body was
throbbing in response, but he refused to touch Scully's body intimately and
so he focussed on Alex's pleasure.
The door opened suddenly and Byers stood for a moment in stunned silence.
His mouth fell open even as Mulder's froze, his nose slightly blurred by the
thick black hair at Alex's groin.
"Get out, don't say a word about this or I'll kill you," Alex hissed, his
voice even lower and breathless than ever, but deadly serious for all that.
Byers snapped his mouth closed, paused for a second, nodded, and hurriedly
closed the door.
"Don't stop, baby, please," Alex whimpered. He moved a hand to the red,
dishevelled hair, not seeing the feminine face before him, but Mulder, his
Fox.
Mulder had no intention of ever stopping. He wanted to have Alex in his
mouth for hours, even though he could sense how close Alex was. His only
response was to slowly slide his mouth up to the leaking tip, and return
back down in one smooth motion.
Alex released the breath he had held in and let the sensations wash over
him.
"Let's get out of here!" Alex said. He was flushed and his voice had a
hoarse, needy quality about it that promised pleasures even more intimate
than their previous encounter. "There are things I want to do to you.... We
need more privacy!"
Mulder grinned at him, his mouth adorably reddened and kiss bruised. Alex
remembered with a little shiver what they had just done, and he thought of
the perfect place for them to have some more intimate fun. True, it was
slightly dangerous, but it appealed to his warped sense of humour.
"Come on!" he said to Mulder. "I know just the place..."
Where had those two idiots got to now? Scully wondered. Not that she wanted
a confrontation right now, but it seemed sensible keep an eye on them.
Sometimes, she just couldn't understand the way Mulder's mind worked, and as
for Krycek... Maybe this ridiculous attraction between them was just a man
thing? Then again, maybe it was her former body's pregnancy. Hormones and
all that.
Byers came into the room, looking a little strange.
"Come and look at this!" Langly yelled at him, waving a hand. "I think we
know how to switch this thing on!" He pressed a sequence of faint
depressions on the outside of the alien device, and a familiar glow
appeared. Then the shimmering light that Scully remembered surrounded the
sphere.
"Let's do it!" Langly said, rubbing his now balding head irritably. "Before
I have to buy myself a hat. It's no joke having no hair!"
Frohike scowled.
"At least it beats having too much!" he retorted.
"You wish!" Langly snapped.
Byers was curiously silent, but seemed to be rather red in the face. The two
men grasped the sphere at the same moment, still glaring at each other.
There was a flash, and Frohike screamed momentarily. Then it was over. With
a grin, Langly raised his fist in a gesture of victory.
"Yeah! I'm back!" he cheered. "Back in my own body at last!" Perhaps Frohike
looked slightly disappointed by his good fortune. He was, after all some
years older and balder, all of a sudden.
"So Mulder and I can swap back now?" she asked. Langly pressed the controls
on the device hesitantly. Nothing happened.
"Er... I don't think so. Maybe it needs to recharge for a while...?"
"Mulder's busy at the moment..." Byers said quietly.
Busy?
Scully thought about that for a moment
With Krycek...
And Byers seemed to be blushing...
"Mulder!" she snarled, and charged towards his refuge. If those two had been
fooling around again, after she had specifically warned them not to...
She came to a halt and looked round in bewilderment. But it was too late.
They were gone.
"You're sure this is a good idea?" Mulder asked Alex. Now that they had
finally gone all the way, he felt strangely uncertain about their liaison.
"Oh, live dangerously, Mulder!" Alex chuckled. He was amused to see the
pretty face blush slightly. "Anyway, there aren't too many people here at
this hour of the evening!"
They rode the elevator down to the basement, and hurried quickly to Mulder's
basement office.
"You're a pervert, Krycek!" Mulder chuckled.
"I always wanted to do you on that desk!" Alex purred. He saw Mulder shiver
a little, and noted with glee, the rapid rise of the prominent nipples. Not
quite the body he had in mind, but he could still invoke his fantasy of
pushing Mulder down over that big desk and finally, finally......
Oh yeah!
Different body, but in its own way, just as hot. Though not his first
choice. Hesitantly, Mulder unbuttoned his blouse and Alex moved confidently
forward. He closed in for the kill, kissing Mulder hungrily, pushing him
backwards onto the desk. A sweep of the arm took care of Mulder's absurd
clutter, knocking it onto the floor. Alex hoisted Mulder effortlessly onto
the desk, the smaller body he wore easy to lift. Alex was once again hard
for his former partner, and moaned in desire as he took in the sight of
Mulder sprawled wantonly across the desk, his blouse opened...
Mulder began touching his unfamiliar body, fingers exploring its strange,
half familiar curves. Alex would have to show him some of his more
interesting erogenous zones...
Mulder's legs spread willingly for him, and he fumbled with the intricacies
of feminine lingerie, finally all but ripping the thin stuff off. Mulder was
hot for it, the touch of Alex's fingers made him wail and push down on
Alex's fingers, urging him on desperately. Alex felt Mulder reaching for his
erection, releasing it, and with a hungry moan, he pushed into the sweet
welcome of Mulder's body.
Mulder cried out, a stunned, incredulous sound, his legs instinctively
wrapping themselves round Alex as he began to thrust into his lover. He
heard Mulder urging him on, but he deliberately kept the pace slow and
gentle, prolonging the time their bodies were fused together...
"What the hell...?"
Buried hilt deep in the body of Fox Mulder/Dana Scully, having very illicit sex in the depths of the FBI building, the last thing a very
tumescent Alex Krycek wanted to hear was Walter Skinner's voice!
Mulder instinctively pushed Alex off of him and grabbed the discarded
feminine clothing to cover his... God, Scully's... naked body. "It isn't
what you think, Sir," he squeaked nervously.
"What in the hell?" Skinner roared, drawing his weapon and pointing its
deadly eye at an honestly stunned Krycek. "Move away from her, you son of a
bitch," Skinner commanded.
"No, sir, really, it's okay," Mulder tried to assure the big man. Not
knowing how he could even say the words. It wasn't okay. He would soon be
dead, and Alex too. Once Scully found out.
"Do it," Skinner shouted. "Step away, or I'll fire."
Alex raised his hand slowly, "Calm down, I'm moving."
"Scully, are you all right?" Skinner asked, steadfastly averting his eyes
away from her pale nakedness.
"Yes, yes of course. Sir, this isn't what you think. I... I am here
willingly," Mulder said weakly. How would she kill him? Slowly?
Painfully? Skinner glowered at Krycek. "Get dressed, you scum. You're not
going to slip out of this! Attacking a federal agent!" He had disregarded
totally, Scully's weak protests. Scully would never, not ever, have
anything to do with this human garbage. Not especially on her partner's
desk. No, Krycek was engineering this. Just as he had engineered so many
other vile circumstances.
They all heard the sound of the elevator announcing its arrival in the
basement and Skinner stepped away from the door, covering his back in
anticipation of unwanted arrivals. He saw Mulder moving toward the office
with a look that could only be described as rage on his beautiful face.
Mulder was wagging his finger as he entered the room, "You ditched me
again," he accused before his hazel eyes trained on Skinner with his weapon
drawn and then to his partner and enemy in carnal disarray. Skinner gaped
as Mulder screamed. A decidedly feminine shriek of rage.
"What?" he screamed, and Skinner saw the look on that haunting face turn
from rage to calculating fury. "You left me and went off with him to...
to...," he spluttered.
Skinner felt the control of the situation slipping. He turned to Scully who
had her face down in shame, and realized with utter clarity that Scully
had been willing. He felt his jaw drop another fraction. Scully and
Krycek?
"Don't pretend to be innocent," Krycek drawled. "You and Skinner had a
grand time earlier."
Skinner turned back to Mulder with a small gasp. He had told Krycek? But
Mulder didn't return his look. In fact looked even angrier at Krycek's
words.
"You know this is different," he hissed. Hazel eyes bored into Scully's
wide blue eyes. "Tell me you didn't..."
"We did," Krycek grinned.
"I'll... I'll kill you," Mulder hissed before leaping at the assassin.
Skinner let Mulder get in a few, furious punches before he dragged the lanky
body off of Krycek. "Mulder, calm down."
"Calm down," Mulder hissed. "I'm pregnant, and they are messing around!"
Skinner's eyes twitched madly from side to side, vainly trying to figure out
what Mulder meant.
"It was an accident," Scully was saying. "Heat of the moment kind of
thing."
"Sex wouldn't hurt the baby," Krycek growled, picking himself off the floor
with a glare.
"I am pregnant!" Mulder wailed again, causing Skinner to back away from
him. "Don't you have any respect!"
"Stow it, Scully," Krycek hissed.
Skinner looked to Scully, but she hadn't said anything to stow. What was
Krycek talking about.
"I should shoot you both," Mulder hissed. "Just shoot you!" He turned to
leave the office, but Scully, who was trying desperately to dress herself,
begged the tall agent to stay. Mulder ignored his partner and without
another word left the basement office.
"I knew it," Scully was scolding Krycek. "But No you just had to do your
thing!"
"You were right there with me," Krycek hissed.
"Whatever!"
"What in the hell is going on?" Skinner demanded. He lowered his gun and
holstered it, but he was aching to use it on the green-eyed bastard.
"Sir, it's a long story. But suffice it to say, things are really not
what they seem," Scully sighed. "I have to go find her before she does
something awful," he said to Krycek.
"Find who," Skinner growled, growing more frustrated by the lack of
knowledge. But when Scully replied he was even more confused. "Scully."
The red haired agent finished dressing, passed her stunned superior on her
way out of the office. "Krycek, you stay with me," she demanded, and was
gone.
Skinner stood for several moments in the abandoned office. "What in the
hell?" he asked the furniture, but it, like the previous occupants, did not
answer.
Scully emerged onto the floor of the underground parking facility that she
had parked, but walked irately passed her car, aimlessly stalking about.
She had too much energy, all rage-induced, to think about sitting mildly
behind the wheel of a car. Mulder and Krycek! Using her body. Perverts!
That is what they both were. Demented perverts. A small part of her
recognized a part of her rage as being jealousy, but that information was
entirely useless to her, and was thus ignored.
"Scully!"
She turned to see herself, dishevelled and flushed hurrying to catch up. Of
course right behind her was the bastard Krycek. The one who had caused this
whole mess. "Don't talk to me right now, Mulder," she warned when her
partner stood before her. "You didn't just ditch me, you betrayed my
trust!" She saw herself flinch and turned her fire on Krycek. "And you!
You planned this whole thing. Pervert!" For once Krycek remained silent.
She felt good about silencing the bastard. His gaze wasn't even meeting
hers.
He was staring over her shoulder with a look of wariness that made her feel
uneasy.
"Scully, please tell me that you don't have the device with you," he hissed.
She frowned. "I do. Why?"
"Shit," Alex spat out.
"Hello, Alex," a raspy voice sounded from behind Scully's broad shoulder. A
familiar voice tinged with the husk of smoke-eroded vocal cords. She turned
to see the Spender, the Smoking Man standing behind her accompanied by five
men.
"What a pleasure and a surprise to find you here with my two favorite
agents," Spender continued.
"What do you want?" Mulder asked, his voice harsh in Scully's tones. He
moved slightly to get in front of Alex.
Spender eyed the protective move with raised brow. "I want what he stole.
Simple enough."
"Well, you can have it back," Krycek grinned. "Just not right away. Say in
another hour or two?"
Spender chuckled. "Oh, why the wait?" He gestured to the men with them.
"Let's get our guests comfortable."
Krycek saw the two vans idling to his left and before he could react, men
behind him, men he hadn't even sensed were grabbing him, pressing a cloth to
his mouth and nose. He had a few seconds to see both Scully and Mulder
receiving the same attention, time to wonder at the boldness of the attack,
before his consciousness faded away abruptly.
Scully watched Alex fall with a feeling of horror, closely followed by
Mulder, overpowered by Spender's men. She was hopelessly outnumbered, and
even with Mulder's powerful body, she was unable to win this fight.
Horrified, she realised that she was now the only one left standing. And
from the group of men surrounding her, she wasn't going to be free for long.
"Neither of these has what we want!" One of Spender's employees reported
back to his boss. The old man scowled, then stared intently at Scully.
"Come on, Mulder. Give me what I want. Don't make this more difficult than
it has to be!" Spender snapped impatiently.
Scully felt desperate. Even with the advantage of Mulder's bigger, stronger
body, she wouldn't be able to fight for long. Though she may be able to get
in a few damaging blows. She reluctantly reached into her jacket pocket,
taking hold of the alien device.
"If I give it to you, then you'll let us go...?" she asked.
Spender laughed outright.
"You and your precious Scully. I don't particularly want an FBI inquiry
poking into dark corners at the moment. But as for Krycek...." He smiled
unpleasantly. "Let's just say, I won't be having any more problems in that
area...!"
He meant to kill Alex!
Strange. She should be glad, the way that rat had ruined her life. He had
been a thorn in her side for such a long time, with his sly insinuations
about sex with Mulder. And he had dared to touch her body while she was
absent from it.... More than that, he had actually slept with her. He may
even have been her baby's father!
Mulder would never forgive her if she let Krycek die. The attraction between
them was astonishing and more than a little irritating. But still...
She fingered the depressions she could feel in the surface of the device,
wishing she could see it. She thought she had the sequence of activation
memorised. Now if only she could press the right ones unseen.
It seemed to throb once in her hands. Perhaps it had recharged itself
enough...?
With a yell, she pulled it out and flung it at the old man. There was an
explosion of that strange, shimmering light, strangely intense this time,
and the whole world seemed to disappear.
Mulder sat up groggily. He felt odd, as if he had been dreaming, and had
only just woken up. Nearby, lying on the floor were Scully and Alex Krycek,
both apparently unconscious. There was no one else within sight. But why
the three of them were there, or how they had come to be in that
condition....
Mulder hadn't the faintest idea.
His concern for Scully took precedence. After all, she was pregnant, and her
condition made her seem frail and helpless. He unsteadily climbed to his
feet, and picked her up, placing her in the front seat of his car. Then he
considered Alex. As deeply unconscious as Scully, his fascinating green eyes
concealed by long lashes... Mulder couldn't leave him here. He tried to wake
Alex, but the younger man just smiled, mumbled something incoherent and
began to snore.
Was he drugged?
Mulder drove straight to the nearest emergency room, and placed Scully in
the capable hands of a doctor, who confirmed his suspicions. Something like
chloroform, probably. Scully would probably be fine, but best to keep her in
the hospital and check her out. Mulder was told to come back in the morning.
Which left the agent with a large, Alex-sized problem in the back of his
car. Ten minutes later, it was a large, Alex-sized problem lying on a
panting and breathless Mulder's waterbed. Mulder glowered at the rat-pest,
wondering how he got himself into such strange situations. Still, this
problem was more interesting than most. Apparently, the odd events of a few
months ago had repeated themselves, unsurprisingly, with Alex in the middle
of them. And somewhere along the line, he had stopped thinking of Alex by
his surname and was now on first name terms with him.
Interesting...
Hesitantly, he reached out a finger and trailed it down the side of the
younger man's face. Alex smiled in his sleep and moved his face towards
Mulder's touch like a cat being petted.
Who knew what the future had in store for them....
Mulder stared down at Krycek, wondering if Alex remembered anything, and
hoping that Scully remembered nothing. But he remembered everything, though
he couldn't explain how. It was if some part of his mind had finally broken
through all the shifting the sphere had caused. Perhaps it was his eidetic
memory working overtime, but he knew that the last time he and Alex and
Scully had been involved with the alien machinery they had all forgotten.
He finally noticed wary green eyes peering up at him through thick lashes.
He smiled. Time for a little revenge for all Alex had ever done to him.
"Well, well, Krycek. Decided to play Goldilocks and sleep in my bed?"
Krycek looked about the room and cautiously moved to a sitting position.
"Mulder? Why am I...? Weren't we in your little basement...?"
Mulder smiled even more broadly. He didn't remember. Good.
"Are you trying to pretend you don't remember anything? Try again, Krycek."
Alex slowly licked his upper lip, trying to recreate the events that must
have transpired to get him here in Mulder's bed. But couldn't.
"Look, Mulder, I just wanted to give it to you."
"Give it to me?"
Krycek's eyes widened at the sexual implication in Mulder's tone. What had
he missed? "The... The alien sphere... The warp drive."
"Oh, that. You gave that to me, too." He sat on the bed next to a very
confused, very nervous Alex Krycek and smiled sexily.
Alex swallowed audibly. "Wh-what happened?"
Mulder reached out a hand toward Alex's face and found it caught and held in
a strong incredibly fast hand. "I can't believe you don't remember. The
desk. Me under you. Mmmm."
Alex's mouth dropped open, and he felt his cock surge to full awareness at
the image Mulder was creating. But it had to be a trick. Somehow Mulder had
discovered how badly he wanted him. That was it. Mulder was not only a pain
in the ass, but a cock-tease as well. "I'm not falling for this, Mulder," he
growled. Angry that Mulder had made him hard and would not do anything to
assuage the aching of his cock.
Mulder feigned a hurt expression. "You really don't remember? Or are you
just ashamed that you and I fucked, in my office, on my desk?" With every
further description, Mulder watched Alex's face become more flushed. "Don't
remember how it felt? Every thrust trying to keep quiet so we wouldn't be
discovered?" The ache had become nearly unbearable now. "You're a fucking
tease, Fox. You want to drive me crazy. I don't how you found out about how
I felt, but if you think I am going to let you fuck with me, you are as
crazy as everyone says you are."
"Tease?" Mulder protested. "Would a tease do this?" he asked as he bent his
face to Alex's and slowly licked the tense cheek. He felt his own body
tighten with Alex's gasp. "Would he do this?" he purred as he rubbed Alex's
tight chest, running his fingers down and up the muscled torso. "Would he
want to beg you for another round?"
Alex had stopped breathing, would probably never breath another day of his
life, but he was able to grab Mulder's arms and twist the tease under him
and the hazel-eyed devil beneath him. "A fucking tease! But you teased too
much, I'm afraid. No one is going to come in and help you. Or is that the
plan," he spat before ruthlessly capturing Fox's plump lips with his own. He
tasted the hot tongue, not recognizing that Fox was kissing him back before
he pulled back. "Is Scully going to come charging in and shoot me in the
back, for attempted rape? Because that is what you are inviting here,
agent."
Fox didn't want to play anymore. He wanted Alex inside him. "Shut up, Alex.
Or the person she have to shoot for rape will be me."
Alex frowned, Mulder was breathless, his face flushed with... with passion!
Suddenly he was confused again. "What happened?' he asked warily, softly.
Mulder groaned, "Can I tell you later," he asked hopefully, spreading his
legs under Alex and wrapping them suggestively around Alex's waist.
Alex shook his head determinedly. "Did we really have sex on your desk?"
"No," Mulder admitted. "In a way," he said quickly as Alex started to rise
angrily. "But not exactly you and me; me as I am now anyway, but it doesn't
matter. We did, sort of. And I loved it. Please, Alex, I'm sorry I teased
you. I want you." He rubbed his swollen crotch against Alex's. "Tell me you
can't feel that," he husked.
Alex, realizing he was breathing again, promptly became breathless once
more. "I-I do feel it, but I don't under..."
"Do you want me, Alex, or was that all an act; an act to get Scully?"
Krycek's face filled with shocked horror. "Scully! No, Mulder, I want you."
"Then call me baby again, kiss me like you did..."
He wasn't able to finish the demand before Alex's mouth swooped down on him
and their mouths merged hungrily. Alex's hands twined in Mulder's hair and
lifted Mulder's mouth more tightly to him, sucking in Mulder's tongue
deeply, sexily. When their lips parted it was for Alex to stare down at
Fox's lovely face. "If you want me, show me," he demanded shakily, pulling
back and laying back on the bed.
Mulder followed him and immediately began to kiss a path down Alex's chest,
down to his muscled belly, where he tarried at the small belly button,
kissing and sucking on it hungrily. "You taste so good, Alex."
Alex groaned. Fox's mouth, that sweet, insanely sexy mouth was so close to
his cock. How many times had he imagined that! Plump, wet, hungry lips
sliding up and down insatiably. Fox sucking him. "Oh God," he managed to
gasp.
Fox paused long enough to look up at Alex's flushed face, to see the
cat-like eyes narrowed with anticipatory lust. Before he turned his
attention to the swollen cock beneath him. "Now don't come," he cautioned.
"I want this to last.
"Oh God," Alex groaned.
"And then I want you inside me," Fox panted.
At Alex's third, "Oh God," Fox had to chuckle. He tasted the tip of the wet
head and nearly came himself. Oh, Alex tasted so good. His body was a
sculpture, a perfect specimen and he was laid out before him with legs
spread. The cock twitched, demanding more attention, and Fox took the head
into his mouth and sucked hard. Alex's hips came up and he cried out. His
husky, desperate tone made Fox feel as if he could never get enough of that
cry. He wanted to make Alex come, but he wanted to feel him inside his own
body, not a borrowed one. He slid his mouth up and down, keeping his lips
tight, making Alex whimper and jerk his hips.
He buried his nose in the black pubic hair and growled with lust. Alex
smelled like soap and musk. Fox wanted to be on his back with Alex thrusting
into his mouth, wanted to be beneath him and feel that feeling of losing
control. Instead he lifted his head and stared up at Alex. Alex growled
threateningly, still not quite sure that he wouldn't have to end up raping
the little tease, even though the tease was giving him the best head he
had ever had.
"You told me you loved me," Fox said, surprising them both."
Alex was breathing raggedly. "And what did you say when I said it?"
"Did you mean it?"
"Yes," Alex breathed reluctantly. "What did you say?"
"I think it was something like, "Yeah right," Fox teased.
"Fox," Alex warned.
"I love you," Fox said seriously. "I have no idea how long I have, or why I
do, but I do, and you aren't getting rid of me."
Alex's lips parted with surprise and wonder. "You do?"
Fox responded by reaching up and touching Alex's face softly, reverently. "I
do."
Alex smiled suddenly, "What in the hell did I miss? What happened?"
"I think I just told you the only important part," Fox purred. "Don't you?"
Alex pulled him up and over once more. "Yeah, I do," he growled. "But
somehow I think I hate Skinner."
Fox chuckled, wondering where that had come from. "Yeah?"
"Yeah," Alex said before kissing Fox's lashes. "I don't know why, but I want
to kill him."
'Well you can't," Fox chuckled. And then inspiration struck. "In fact you
promised you were finished with the Consortium and that you wanted to move
in with me and take care of the house; be the little woman... well in some
ways anyway."
Alex frowned suspiciously. "I said all that?"
"Oh yes, and more," Fox said innocently, eyes wide.
"More?" Alex chuckled.
"Oh, how you would cook every night... naked of course."
"Of course," Alex smiled.
"And never ever leave my side."
"Not even when I am cooking naked?"
"Oh well, that I gave you permission to do."
"Kind of you."
Fox smiled. "But most importantly, you swore that you would love me
forever." "Ah, now that sounds like something I would promise," Alex
chuckled.
Fox grinned, "Yeah well I can work on the rest I suppose."
"Fox?" Alex said softly, stroking Fox's thighs and moving to squeeze his
rigid cock.
"Yeah," Fox asked breathlessly.
"Will you always talk this much when I am trying to make love to you?"
"I'm done talking," Fox panted, arching into Alex's stroking hand. "My lips
are sealed."
"Oh no, baby, you can open your lips," Alex allowed. "Just kiss me with
them." They kissed softly while Alex reached for the bedside table. "Please
tell me you have lube," he husked.
Mulder nodded, obediently silent, and Alex chuckled. He quickly found the
lubricant and put a small amount on his finger. "I want to go slow, Fox, but
I am so hot!"
"I want you now," Fox whispered, before firmly clamping his lips shut and
spread his legs, raising them to his chest.
Taking that as permission to speed things along, Alex quickly found Fox's
anus, barely restraining his lust, shaking with need as his finger pushed
into the tight hole. "Oh Jesus, baby, you are tight."
Fox gasped with pleasure and pain, and bumped his hips up to push Alex's
finger in all the way. "Now, Alex," he urged.
"Just a bit more," Alex cautioned, pushing another finger inside the silken
heat, rubbing and stroking with a shaking hand.
"Alex," Fox whimpered. "Please. Now?"
"One more," Alex cautioned before slipping a third finger in, stroking and
finding the hard kernel of pleasure inside Fox's body. He rubbed it,
watching Fox come undone, writhing and panting and thrusting into Alex's
hand. More than Fox's sexy, elegant body, his obvious pleasure at being
entered was Alex's undoing. He quickly coated his pulsing erection with
lubricant and positioned his head at the twitching anus.
"Fuck me now, Alex," Fox begged.
"Oh, baby. You're so fucking tight," Alex gasped, trying to push his head in
the small hole. Fox was gasping and thrusting up, wanting it, turning Alex
into nothing more than heat and lust. He pushed past the tight sphincter
muscles and without allowing Fox any time to adjust he pushed in, thrilling
at Fox's shout of pleasure.
"Alex, my God, Jesus, that feels... incredible! Fuck me! Please fuck me."
"You're talking again," Alex managed to tease before he pulled out slowly
and thrust in once more. He picked up the pace quickly and they were both
desperately moving, their bodies slapping together. Alex found Fox's
erection and began to pull on it in time to his thrusts. Both knew they
wouldn't last long, not with the level of intense pleasure they were
receiving form each other.
"Alex," Fox began.
"Shh, baby, just scream! Come for me, and scream."
Fox opened his mouth silently, wondering what would happen to he and Alex,
knowing he wanted this man beyond anything in his life. Wondering if they
could actually surmount all the very real obstacles to their being together,
but for the moment, all he wanted was to make love and to be loved, by the
sexiest man alive. He felt Alex's orgasm, the hot, unfamiliar splash of
semen into his body and he came, screaming.
Walter Skinner plunged into the shower and turned the control to its iciest
setting. Damn! What a wild dream! Scully and Krycek on Mulder's desk...!
Mulder pouting at him, an incriminating bead of moisture at the corner of
that fabulous mouth...!
He really shouldn't eat such a spicy meal before sleeping!
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