Shanshu Be Damned
by Bridie
Did ya honestly think Id sit still for this? Prophecy be damned, this shouldnt have happened. Youve walked out on me more times than I can count, but this is permanent-like, innit?
Before
always knew Id see ya again. Same bat face, same bat channel. Heh heh.
But this this is sick in a way even I cant respect.
I mean
look at ya
its disgustin! Yer all nasty and warm now! Liked ya a lot better cool an hard. Hard. Bet ya cant even get it up can ya old man? Nice thing about bein a demon pet, yer always ready for a spot of the old in-an-out. I mean
look at me, will ya? Ready an rarin to go!
Dont avert yer eyes like some bleedin virgin, Peaches. Oh. Hey. Now theres a though, eh? Need me to pop that human cherry for ya, pet? Got an itch yer too daft to get someone else to scratch?
Oi! Sit! Did I say ya could move?
Thats nice
thats real nice. Im the strong one now, hey? An ya dont like it one bit, do ya? Sure
struggle a bit, I like that
yeah
do it again.
Aw
cmon
jes a little fun. Not like Im really hurtin ya. Yet.
See
I pull yer arm back like this
now that
that hurts, dont it?
Fuck
you smell good. Christ
yer afraid
thats what that is, innit? Shit. Jes another pathetic bit of food now, arent ya?
Dont get me wrong
yer a nummy treat an all
jes a little wrong since yer my Sire.
But yer not really, are ya? Jes another Happy Meal now. Gonna grow old and die.
Bet ya start losin that poofy hair of yers before long. Therell be wrinkles on that perfect skin soon. Have ya given this much thought, Peaches? I know yer eatin habits, yer gonna be a fat old git. What dya think? Arthritis? Diabetes? Ooooo
.Alzheimers? Shriveled little old Angel wanderin around some nursin home babblin about all the times he ate nunneries.
Whats that? Do ya think Im daft, ya ponce? Id know ya were lyin even if I couldnt smell it on ya. Course yer afraid. Didnt think this bit through at all, did ya?
Sat there broodin in that ivory tower. Ya thought this Shanshu shitd make everythin all right. Nice warm cuddly thoughts. Figured everybodyd love ya if ya had a pulse, hmmm? They wouldnt be afraid no more.
Damn right pet, no ones afraid. No one. No thing.
What do ya think I mean, pillock? Ya think Im the first one that heard about this crap? Think the baddies arent just linin up right now to see which one gets first crack at that soft warm ass of yers?
Not jes demons, luv. Giles got a bit of the Ripper-gleam in his eyes. Dont think he ever really got over the whole ya-killed-my-tart-then-tortured-me bit. Hearin yad won yer redemption jes sorta pushed im over the edge. Said somethin bout chainsaws and drove off toward Home Depot.
Sit. Still.
Jes want a lick. There. Christ thats nice
can feel yer pulse jes jumpin under me tongue.
Oi! Wheres the nice smell? Yer supposed to be tremblin! Hello
vampire licking yer jugular an all.
The chip?
Heh
heh
Oh bloody hell
thats funny
hold on
really gotta laugh here!
Ah
.that was good, ta mate.
Never was exactly a genius, now were ya, ducks? Here
lets try this again. I pull yer arm back
so. Thats it
like yer groans I do. Oooo! Light went on, didnt it?
Angel is human. Spike is a vampire. Spike hurts Angel. Spike is happy. Why, boys and girls? Cause Spike doesnt have the soddin chip in his head any more. Well
its there, but it dont work so well. At all, really.
Howd that happen for ya, Spike old pal? Well thanks for askin me Angel, pet. Heres how it went. Im sittin in Willys one night, havin' me a pint a this and a pint a that. An this pretty little thing plops herself down next to me. Says, Spike. Im yer fairy godmother, come to earth to grant ya yer hearts desire. Right
yer not buyin it
fine. No romance left in the world, is there?
Heres the thing. Shes really this nasty bint, name of Lilah. Yeah, she said yad react like that. Thats one deranged bird ya got after yer sorry hide, Angel. Ya shoulda just given her a good rogerin
seems a birdll forgive ya anythin if ya stick it to em right. Angel an his magic cock o forgiveness!
Look, if ya dont stop tryin to get up
Right then. Gonna sit on ya
squirm all ya want
ya make a comfy chair. Yeah
keep it up
seein as ya cant get it up.
Awww
did that hurt? Its yer own fault, an Ill give ya worse if ya open yer mouth like that again. Best remember yer place now, Angel. Human
and under me.
Dont worry
thatll heal up in a week or so. Or mebbe not.
Now
back to my story. Evil little bird was right pissed. Apparently yer getting all human-like cocked up some big plan she an her bosses were workin on. Ya even averted an Apocalypse
that should make ya happy. Turns out the game was called on account of no Champion.
Now, dont fret
theyre cookin up another end-of-the-world plot
ya just wont be playin in that one. But theyre a vindictive lot, bless their evil little souls. See, they wanted to give you somethin to remember em by. Me!
Im yer pressie, pet surprised? Know I was. Bint had some doctor zap me with a bit of mojo, and hey-presto! No more pain!
Had to test it out though, didnt I? Yall like this bit. Know how ya hated that Harris brat? No worries
whelps all gone. Thought I was playin at some sort of game when I told him to squeal like a pig. Ill have to catch that film, Deliverance, though
sounds like a good un.
Dont you fret, luv
I left the rest of em be. Had to make good on me promise and come down here, didnt I? Them lawyers are the devils own when it comes to contracts.
Tears? Shhhh
.there, there, pet. Whats got ya sobbin like this? You can tell yer Uncle Spike. Shhh
cmon
cant understand ya. Yer friends? Angel! Im shocked, what kind of monster do ya think I am?
Safe as houses. Downstairs. Not goin anywhere, got em all tucked away. Course I had to gag em. Figured even yer weak little human ears might pick up the cheerleaders screams. Cor, that girls got a mouth on her.
Im not lyin to ya, Angel. I can hear their heartbeats. One scared little rabbit. One ticked off cheerleader. One very well endowed black man
and yeah
checked out the tackle there, nice choice. An one
oh
ex-Watcher might not make it
his tickers a bit faint. Maybe hit him a bit too hard. Salright
itll still be enough.
Well, maybe not enough
but a good start. Whats that? Well, Im glad ya asked, Angel my boy.
See
made that lawyer a promise, didnt I? You understand, right? Had to get this damn chip out. Was making me nutters. Making me soft. Heh
makin me like you.
Ya wanna know what I promised? Cmon
.ask me
.I know ya want to! Shit, Angel, its no good if ya dont play!
Fine. Yer no fun at all, ya know that?
Promised to kill ya. Oh yeah, an yer little pals.
Christ
cryin again. Quite the bitch, arent ya? Cut that out ya sod! Yer getting my shirt wet!
Pathetic wanker. Bet yer not even cryin for them
yer cryin for yerself. Always was a selfish bastard.
Were too.
No, pet, Im not gonna make you watch me kill em. There now
feelin a little better?
See, heres how its gonna play out. Yer gonna kill em, an Ill be sittin on the couch with the popcorn, watchin.
Yeah, pet
move like that again! At was good for me
was it good for you? Yanno ya cant budge me
but jes keep buckin up like that
feels real nice.
Yes. You. Will.
An' youll like it, luv.
Why? Cause a Childe lives to obey their Sire, dont they. Youll kill em, fuck em, torture em. Anythin I ask jes so Ill pet you an say, Good boy.
Oh yeah
left that bit out. Didnt tell the bird this part either. Sure
Im gonna kill ya. Then Im gonna bring ya back.
Oh fuck
so thats what a terrified Angel smells like. Thats jes
.nice. Cant wait to taste.
So heres how its gonna go. I turn ya
then have ya take care of the food downstairs. Cause I remember how ya like to munch on family after a good turnin. Then
oh then Im gonna fuck ya bloody, pet.
Ill fuck ya till ya scream an then yer gonna suck me off. Ya do a real good job an Ill let ya jack yerself. But ere comes the good part... Then were gonna go after those lawyers. Figure well need Dru and Darla for that caper.
One big happy family. Itll be nice, jes you wait and see. Gonna be like old times. Cept youll be the one bent over and takin it up the ass. Cant wait.
Oh
an Angel? No gypsies
got that? Not a one.
Now luv
jes tilt yer neck a bit for me. That's it.
Good boy.
The End
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