Fanfic Made Me Gay
By Jameschick
Parts 1 - 5
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Part 1
Xanders POV
I blame Willow. Its her fault that I even started reading it. I found the site bookmarked on her computer when we were researching. I asked what it was and between blushing and stammering, she told me it was a fanfic site. One that was dedicated to Xena/Gabrielle stories. Smutty Xena/Gabrielle stories.
Well, me being a healthy, red-blooded male, I decided to take a gander. Holy crap! Yeah okay, so I was hooked. I mean, they never did things like THAT on the TV show. So I e-mailed the site address to my home computer for further study. It became a favorite way to spend my free time. Who knew reading could be so entertaining? If I had been assigned material like this in high school
I would have gotten straight As. Im pretty sure Wills writes some of this stuff though. I mean who else would call themselves RedScooby ?
So, Im reading this story, dont get me wrong theres some good smut in these fics, but this one had an amazing storyline to it. The writer was obviously very talented. Anyway, about half way through the fic, the plot twisted. Now, it wasnt Xena and Gabrielle, they had been body switched with Ares and Joxer.
Now, I am in no way a homophobe. I voted for the legalization of same-sex marriages, it just isnt my thing. Or so I thought. But being invested in the story, I read on. I tried to skim over the graphic male/male sex scenes, I really did. But some of the things described didnt seem possible. So, stupid me, I tried to picture how they would work. That was my downfall. The more I read, the more intrigued that I became.
That night I had my first homo-erotic dream. I was dressed like Joxer, (no jokes. Please.) and Ares was doing some very nice interesting and pleasurable things to me. I woke up sweaty, sticky, and completely freaked out.
Needless to say, I avoided the computer after that. For an entire week I scowled at it every time I passed it. Avoidance didnt help. Every night it was a variation of that dream. Sometimes it started out with Xena, or Gabrielle, or both. But eventually it was just me and Ares.
I started to wonder if it was just the leather thing. I mean he does look GOOD in all that leather. So to test my theory, and NOTHING else, I went in search of gay porn. Guys in leather - gay porn. I never should have done it. I found lots of leather-clad, half naked guys. It proved that yeah, I like my men in leather, but it also proved that it wasnt just a fluke.
I like men! I dont want to like men! The Xan-man is NOT supposed to like men. I mean what next? Will I start lusting after my co-workers? Me and Jimmy in some sick-o construction worker fantasy? Oh, hey! I know, maybe Ill suddenly have the urge to drive to LA and throw myself at Deadboy! He always looked good in leather. GAH!!!! No way. Uh uh. Next Ill be thinking Spike is attractive.
Alright, so Ive already done that. Compact, well muscled. I remember. And okay, so maybe once or twice in the last week Ive thought about how he might look in that leather coat of his and nothing else. But Im NOT lusting after Spike!
Oh who am I kidding. I have the hots for the bleached menace. Could my life get any more pathetic? I have the lusties for a vampire. A snarky, arrogant, pain-in-my-ass, chipped vampire.
Stupid vampire. Stupid Ares. Stupid fan fic writers!
GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! Fan fic made me gay!
Part 2
Spikes POV
There is something seriously wrong with the boy. All week long hes been acting strange. Well, stranger than usual. He wont look at me, not that I want him looking at me mind you, but its like hes avoiding looking at me. He hasnt insulted me once in the past week. That in itself should be a sign of impending apocalypse. The kid lives to take the piss with me.
The thing is, hes putting off all these mixed signals. He goes from nervous to aroused to terrified to ashamed and then starts all over again. The witches were looking at something on the computer earlier and I thought the boy was gonna have a panic attack. He ran from the room like the hounds of hell were on his heels.
So me being a nosey bugger an all, snuck a peek at what the witches were doing that had the boy so flustered. It looked like they were reading a story. You know, one of those on-line books. There was a picture of some dark haired bloke in leather on the screen. He was an attractive bugger, Ill give you that. Reminded me of Angelus in a way. Tall dark and handsome, looks great in leather. Course, thinking about Angelus got me to remembering some good times we had together, and I got hard. Figured Id head off to the loo for a quick wank.
Shaggy had just come out of the bathroom as I was heading up. He didnt even look at me as we passed, but his heart rate sky rocketed and he smelled of fear and embarrassment. A nice aroma for a vampire, went straight to my dick. I would have stopped and tried to figure out what was going on with the boy but I had something I needed to take care of first.
Well bugger me sideways! The room was flooded with pheromones. It reminded me of why I was in here so I put aside my questions of why droopy had been in here having a toss after seeing that bloke on the computer, and I took care of business.
Of course, once I started thinking with me head instead of me dick again, I started putting the pieces together. It was obvious, to anyone who cared to look, that the boy was having some sort of sexual identity crisis. Being a vamp, I never had that problem. Stick it in just about anything, I will.
So now, the only question was, how do I use this to my advantage? I could take the piss with him, embarrass him in front of his mates. I could blackmail him, earn myself a bit of dosh. Or, I could use this to get the lad into bed. Been a while since ole Spike has gotten some. Being chipped has ruined me in the demon community, and the only humans I know are this lot.
Yep, thats the plan. Seduce the boy. Eh, itll keep me from being bored if nothing else.
Part 3
Xanders POV
Spike knows! OH. MY. GOD! Spike knows! This cant be happening. I keep pinching myself, hoping to wake up from this nightmare. It doesnt work and my arm is covered in bruises. Does the universe hate me? What the hell did I ever do to deserve this? Okay, so I cheated on Cordy with Willow and almost ruined our friendship. I left my fiancée at the altar, and I lied to my parents about a gazillion times growing up. But everyone lies to their parents, dont they? I dont deserve this! Do I?
Hes smiling at me. Its disturbing. Cause its not an evil Im going to eat you all up with my big pointy teeth kind of smile. Its more of a I know a secret about you smile. A smile that says I want something from you, but dont worry youre gonna enjoy it. He can say a lot with his smiles. I wont lie to you, Im truly frightened.
I dont know how he figured it out. I was careful, damn it! I didnt look at him, talk to him, or go anywhere near him for the past two weeks! Of course this past week has been harder to avoid him. He drops by the shop all the time, if we arent there he shows up at Giles place. He offers to patrol with me, he follows me home, I see him watching my apartment at night. When I took Dawn to the movies last night? He tagged along.
I almost miss the dreams of Ares. Cause now? HE is the star of my nightly forays into homoerotisism. I can almost feel his cool skin pressed against my back, his lips on my neck, his fingers wrapped around my aching cock
GAH!!!!
Oh shit! Now hes smirking at me. His nostrils are flaring and, oh shit! Hes hard. He can smell me. He can SMELL me!?! Oh hey, and heres a thought. STOP. STARING. AT. HIS. CROTCH! Yeah, he caught me. I can see the twinkle of mischief in his oh-so-blue eyes. Stop looking into his eyes! DANGER. DANGER WILL ROBINSON. I almost trip as I get to my feet and run from the shop. I can hear his deep rich laughter as I flee.
If I ever meet the person who wrote that story
Ill kick their ass!!!
Part 4
Spikes POV
Well as much fun as this has been, I want to shag now! Ive been hard for weeks. He knows that I know he wants me. Im pretty sure he knows Im interested as well. Itd be nice if he got up the balls to do something about it. He wont though; the lad is so sure that Im just fucking with him.
I am; dont get me wrong. Evil here, remember? Hes just a distraction, just a nice looking body to sink into, nothing more. Snot like I care about the git. I just wanna shag im is all.
I think Red is on to me. She keeps looking at me funny like; makes me bloody uncomfortable, it does. I dont fancy spending the rest of me unlife as a frog or something. Ta very much. Maybe this wasnt such a great idea after all. No shag is worth being turned into something green and warty. Perhaps I should stop playing with the kid and let it go.
Nah. When have I ever backed down from something I want? Never, thats when. I want the boy; Ill have the boy. Just gotta make him come to me, thats all. If Red thinks it was all HIS doing, then she wont zap me. Too much of a goody-two-shoes, she is. Plus, itll keep slutty the vampire layer from staking my lily-white bum.
Alright then. New plan. Make the boy seduce me. Shouldnt be too hard. Right? Oh bloody Hell! Who am I kidding! Itll be damn near impossible!
Part 5
Xanders POV
Okay, officially confused here. One minute, Spike is all I know you want me, come and get me and now? Nothing. Its like I imagined the whole thing, that he hasnt been pursuing me for past three weeks. And I was just getting ready to give in, damn it!
So what do I do now? I mean I could just let it go, but I dont think itd work. Im pretty sure that this isnt just going to go away. Damn it! Why me? So now Ill have to
What? Go after him? Seduce him into my bed? <snort> Yeah right, cause Im such a smooth talker. He was probably just fucking with me. Now that hes had his fun, hes through playing with me. Why am I always a source of amusement for others? Do I put off a please, hurt me vibe or something?
Oh this is peachy! Giles just informed us all that Angel is on his way to good old Sunnyhell. Apparently, Cordy had a vision. Something nasty is headed this way and Buffy wont be able to defeat it alone. Well, duh. She isnt alone. She has all of us, and weve always managed before without Deadboy. I really dont need this on top of everything else. Stupid broody vampire!
Of course, thinking about Angel makes me think about how good he looks in leather pants and one of those silk shirts he used to wear when he was Angelus. Damn. Now Im hard again. Why me? Why do I have to be turned on by the two most notorious vampires in history?
I wonder if Spike and Angelus used to have sex? Oh yeah, thatll help your hard on go away! Idiot. Now Im picturing the two of them together, all pale smooth skin, firm hard muscle, touching each other, kissing, licking, biting
BITING!?! What the hell?
Okay, so yeah. The fangy thing does it for me. Yellow eyes, bumpy foreheads, gleaming white fangs
And why does the idea of them in game-face make my cock twitch? Xander Harris - demon magnet, at your service.
Oh look. What do you know? Spikes staring at me. Again. Oh and was that a flash of yellow in his eyes? I need to get out of here before I cum in my pants.
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