Beer Bad
By Jameschick
Title: Beer Bad
Pairing: X/S
Rating: NC17
Summary: PWP. Nothing more.
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money being made.
A/N: Too much caffeine and too little sleep. Thats the only explanation for this.
As he looked at the smooth pale length of the vampires cock, he still couldnt remember what had brought him to this place. It was an odd sensation, handling another mans cock. He wasnt sure what he was supposed to do with it now.
Take me in your mouth luv. Careful no teeth.
Well, that answered that question. He could do this, he could. After all, how hard could it be? No pun intended. Hed had blowjobs before, hell, Anya was the blow-job queen of Sunnydale. He just needed to think about the way her mouth felt on him and do the same.
Yeah, pet. Thats it. Nice and slow. Want to feel your heat for a good long time.
Okay, so it was going to be one of those then huh? He remembered that. Having Anya suck him until she complained of lockjaw. He was positive there was no way he would last as long as she had. But he was going to try.
Relax your throat, luv. Thats a good boy. Take me all the way in now.
Hmm, so where is this gag reflex Im supposed to have? I mean Im pretty sure I shouldnt be able to to deep throat on the first go. Its like some cheezy porno flick. I swear, if he says Im a natural
Ill bite him.
God, pet. So good. Youre a bloody natural, you are.
Well, cant say I didnt warn him. Oh right, I didnt. Oh well.
Fuck! Yes! Oh do that again pet.
Kinky bastard. Cant believe he liked that. Well, okay, vampire so yeah I guess I can. But honestly, isnt that just a bit clichéd? Vamps - biting, yada yada yada. Come up with something new already.
Want you to hum now, luv. Something catchy. Do you know any Sex Pistols?
Asshole. Like I was even alive when they were all the rage. Were they ever all the rage? I mean, Ive heard them. Nothing to write home about. Perhaps a little Patsy Cline? Maybe some Tammy Wynette? Humph, probably get hurt - chip be damned - if I started humming country while blowing the big bad vampire. Oh I know, this ought to do it.
Oh you have got to be kidding me! Stop, Xander. Right now. Fuck okay dont stop, just
uuungh.
Hmm, smarmy bastard. Thatll learn ya. See if you ever watch PBS again without getting a hard on. Yeah thats right, I got you right where I want you now, vamp omine.
Oh fuck, yeah shit, Im gonna cum now pet.
This would be the part where you let go of my hair so I can pull away. Uh, Spike? Anytime now. Oh shit. Eeeeww! I did not sign on for vamp jizz in my mouth. Okay, not so bad as I thought. Kinda salty actually. Had worse in my mouth and no I wont elaborate.
Bloody hell pet! Sesame Street? You hummed the theme song to Sesame Street while blowing me? You, Xander are one sick little fuck.
Yeah, I am. I just sucked off a vampire. What did you expect? Now if I could only remember why I sucked off a vampire Id be a much happier Xander. Oh yeah, I got drunk. Beer bad. I really need to remember that.
THE END
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