This is where we review slash based on television shows that are no longer airing, usually shows that many of us watched while playing with Barbie dolls. Dukes of Hazzard, Starsky and Hutch, Emergency - all of these are shows which fit nicely here. Many of the people writing about these shows are veteran slashers who are much better at it than I ever will be, so you're not going to get a lot of complaints from me. As always, stories which are volunteered for review are welcome. Send them to me, Jane, since there's only one review here so far and it was written by me. If you're an expert on slash pertaining to those seventies shows and would like to help out, please let me know. I will be more elated than Paul Michael's afro.