"Fox", Emu said, "Write Virgin!Qui pining after Slut!Obi." Although, as I've said, writing off-the-cuff in IRC is difficult for me, I was powerless to refuse.

I owe special thanks to the following people: Sithdragn, Kristi, Fukurou, Sheltie, and Hilary, for hanging out in the #tpm channel while I birthed this thing; Emu herself, for begetting it in the first place and helping me to raise it up right; and Pagan Orgy Boy #3, whose kiss was always destined to live on in legend and song. :-)

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In Which Fox Bows to Emu's Wishes