Use only dialogue please, starting with this:
"Dammit!"
"Tsk...tsk.... Such language, young man."
"I don't give a..."
"If you say it, I really will have to put this gun to some good use."

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"Dammit!"

"Tsk...tsk.... Such language, young man."

"I don't give a..."

"If you say it, I really will have to put this gun to some good use."

"Fraser, did you hear what she just said?"

"Yes, Ray.  I heard her.  But really, she's got a point.  Language like that isn't called for."

"Look at the situation.  Does it really matter what language I use?"

"Apparently so.  It would appear that she's the one with the gun, and she does not want that type of language used.  Also..."

"Give it a rest, Frase.  I'll watch my language."

"Thank you, young man.  Now see, that wasn't so hard, was it?"

"Just, put down the gun, lady."

"The name is Mrs. Anderson.  I would appreciate it if you would honor me with the proper respect I've earned over the years."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah.  Listen lady.  You do realize I'm with the Chicago P.D.  What you are doing, holding a gun on a cop is *against the law*.  Now, give me the gun."

"Ray, there really is no need to raise your voice.  I'm sure that Mrs. Anderson's hearing is quite alright."

"Shut up, Fraser.  I've got this totally under control."

"I don't think you do, Ray."

"I would have to agree with the Mountie, young man.  Now, will you listen to my grievances or not?"

"Your grievances?  I'll give you grievances."

"Ray.  Again, you're not helping the situation.  Maybe you should let me handle this."

"Alright, you talk to the old..."

"Ray!!!"

"Yeesh.  Talk to her already.  I have things to do, including arresting Mrs. Anderson for holding a gun on a cop."

"Your voice is rising again, Ray."

"Just talk to her, already."

"Ma'am.."

"Mrs. Anderson.  Ma'am makes me sound so old."

"Told you she was an old..."

"Ray, that's quite enough."

"Right.  Okay.  Get it over with."

"Mrs. Anderson.  You said you had some grievances you wished to discuss."

"Yes.  I wanted to complain about all the violence in this neighborhood."

"And this is coming from someone holding a gun.  The world is full of wackos."

"Well, I actually don't have a gun."

"*What*?  What is that you have in your hand?"

"It's a toy.  I thought you were the detective, why didn't you figure it out?"

"Ray... RAY. *RAY*...  She didn't know you were a cop when she opened the door.  You didn't identify yourself.  It's no wonder she had a gun."

"It's not a gun, Fraser.  It's a toy.  A toy that could have gotten her killed."
 

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