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Title: The 12 Slashy Days of Christmas
Author: Mrs. Fish
Fandom: X-Files
Pairing: Doggett/Krycek implied
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Extreme silliness to follow.
Status: Completed
Date: 12/16/03
E-mail address for feedback: mrs_fish@hotmail.com
Summary: Christmas fluff from Alex's POV.
Disclaimer: The X-Files, the series, concepts and characters, are the property, copyright and trademark of Ten Thirteen Productions, Fox, Chris Carter and others. No ownership or claim on said property, copyright or trademark is made or implied by the use in this work. This work constitutes a personal comment on the aforesaid properties pursuant to doctrines of fair use and fair comment. This work is non-commercial, not for sale or profit, and may not be sold or reproduced for commercial purposes.
On the first day of Christmas John Doggett gave to me, a subscription to Unzipped Magazine.
https://www.spmagazines.com/unzipped/newsubscription.aspx?promo=I63HH1
On the second day of Christmas John Doggett gave to me, two nipple clamps and a subscription to Unzipped Magazine.
http://www.exclamationlovetoys.com/viewitem.cfm?ID=2184
On the third day of Christmas John Doggett gave to me, three tubes of lube, two nipple clamps, and a subscription to Unzipped Magazine.
http://www.condomkiosk.com/wetflavlub.html
On the fourth day of Christmas John Doggett gave to me, four videos, three tubes of lube, two nipple clamps, and a subscription to Unzipped Magazine.
http://hisxpress.com/home.html
On the fifth day of Christmas John Doggett gave to me, Five Ring Gates of Hell, four videos, three tubes of lube, two nipple clamps, and a subscription to Unzipped Magazine.
[01/14/2013 - Link removed per website owner request. Contact walterh@squidge.org for issues or details]
On the sixth day of Christmas John Doggett gave to me, six hot, hard inches, Five Ring Gates of Hell, four videos, three tubes of lube, two nipple clamps, and a subscription to Unzipped Magazine.
On the seventh day of Christmas John Doggett gave to me, seven pairs of cuffs, six hot, hard inches, Five Ring Gates of Hell, four videos, three tubes of lube, two nipple clamps, and a subscription to Unzipped Magazine.
On the eighth day of Christmas John Doggett gave to me, eight leather floggers, seven pairs of cuffs, six hot, hard inches, Five Ring Gates of Hell, four videos, three tubes of lube, two nipple clamps, and a subscription to Unzipped Magazine.
http://www.bdsmstore.com/floggers.asp
On the ninth day of Christmas John Doggett gave to me, nine studded thongs, eight leather floggers, seven pairs of cuffs, six hot, hard inches, Five Ring Gates of Hell, four videos, three tubes of lube, two nipple clamps, and a subscription to Unzipped Magazine.
http://www.flirtylingerie.com/melestth.html
On the tenth day of Christmas John Doggett gave to me, ten new dildos, nine studded thongs, eight leather floggers, seven pairs of cuffs, six hot, hard inches, Five Ring Gates of Hell, four videos, three tubes of lube, two nipple clamps, and a subscription to Unzipped Magazine.
On the eleventh day of Christmas John Doggett gave to me, eleven Yaoi stories, ten new dildos, nine suits of rubber, eight leather floggers, seven pairs of cuffs, six hot, hard inches, Five Ring Gates of Hell, four videos, three tubes of lube, two nipple clamps, and a subscription to Unzipped Magazine.
On the twelfth day of Christmas John Doggett gave to me, twelve new positions, eleven Yaoi stories, ten new dildos, nine studded thongs, eight leather floggers, seven pairs of cuffs, six hot, hard inches, Five Ring Gates of Hell, four videos, three tubes of lube, two nipple clamps, and a subscription to Unzipped Magazine.
The end.
Happy Holidays to everyone!
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