Double Agent Trouble
By Jade Kirk
Fandoms: BattleStarGalactica/Star Trek Slash
Note: This is my first try at writing a slash fic.So
bear with me.The opening dialog was borrowed from the BSG episode
"Greetings From Earth. Maybe this should be a round robin.What do you
think?
<> indicate speech in a different language.
Double Agent Trouble
By Jade Kirk
Lieutenant Starbuck opened his eyes. He heard a claxon
sounding. "Huh? Apollo?"
"Yeah?"Captain Apollo asked.He shook his
head as if to clear it.
"How long was I in sleep period?"
"Er......."Before Apollo could answer him,
his scanners caught his eye. Starbuck my scanners pick up something right on
the edge of our scanning range.......Oh my Lord! It's big but not as big as the
Galactica. It's not cylon."
"Oh thank the lord for that........but what is
it?"Starbuck asked just as the object appeared on the scanners along with
a weapons readout. Starbuck's eyes widened. "Oh frack. High energy
weapons. That thing could fry us right here."
The unicom crackled and cleared. "Attention Alien
vessels, you have entered Romulan territory.We have scanned you and we know you
are human. Leave or be captured. You have 2 minutes. "Warned a distinctly
female voice.
"This is Captain Apollo of the Battlestar
Galactica. We are on a survey mission. We mean you no harm."
"Enough! HUMAN!You time is up. Prepare to be beamed
up."
Apollo had just enough time to wonder, "Beamed
up?" before his molecules dissolved.
When Apollo reappeared he noticed it was in a strange
room. The bulkheads and floor were a dark green. He looked at Starbuck who was
looking a bit disoriented. A officer with pointed ears walked up to him and put
shackles on his wrists. He reached for his laser but it wasn't there.
"Where is my laser?" He demanded.
"Oh. Stupid human. We removed it when we beamed
you aboard. We can't have you blasting your way through our ship. Now can
we?" Said the same female voice who spoke to them on the unicom. She
stepped forward. "I am Sub Commander
T'klia." She turned to the officer who was busy shackling up Starbuck and
said to him in her own language." <Leave us. I'll torture them
myself.>"
The officer left.
Switching to English she leaned forward and hissed
"What the hell are you trying to do? Blow my cover?"
As she spoke two Romulan Guards entered. She turned to
them." <I ordered you to leave me while I interrogate the prisoners.>"
She spat.
"<Sorry,Sub Commander T'klia but we were
ordered by the Tal Shiar to keep an eye on you.>" One of the guards
said cringing." <Please don't use the mind-sifter on me.>"
"<Don't they trust me to interrogate 2
humans?>"She muttered." <I'll torture you later.>" She
promised.
"Just who are you?" asked Starbuck.
"Silence!" T'klia ordered with a viscous
backhand to his face. "You don't speak unless I order you too."
Starbuck groaned in pain. Apollo's heart went out to
him.
She marched in front of Apollo.
He looked straight into her eyes defiantly. She
grabbed his hair roughly and pulled his head forward. "You human. Look at
the ground......not me." She ordered. Apollo winced. She pulled part of
his hair out and
Put the brown locks in her belt.
"Who are you?" Apollo demanded with a voice
full of pain. "What do you want?"
She grabbed the front of his uniform, went to hit him
but she stopped. "Do you have a death wish, human?_______.Very
clever____..Trying to provoke me so I'd kill you before you give out any
information." She smiled an evil smile. "I see they train their
officers very well these days____but I can fix
that__.." She smiled evilly." <Guards
bring the mind sifter____Let's see how long these pretty boys last
then.>" She gave a very evil laugh." You boys haven't met the mind
sifter have you?" She asked them.
The two warriors shook their heads. "Well you're
about to find out the effects."
One of the guards turned and left the room.
She turned to the other one." <On second
thoughts have them brought to my quarters. I'll torture them there.>"
She grabbed Apollo's chin in her hand." <I'll break their
spirits.>" She pushed him away from her
and he fell on the floor.
Apollo tried to get up but as his hands were shackled
he failed. As he rolled over, to get his balance, T'klia
kicked him roughly in the ribs.
There was a sound of cracking bones.
Apollo groaned in pain. Starbuck who kicked free from
the one remaining guard, ran at her, intent on making her pay for hurting his
friend, but T'klia grabbed his shackles, with one hand, and with the other
hand, punched him in the jaw, knocking him to the
ground.
"Stupid human." She spat. "Our gravity
is stronger than yours." She raised her fist.
Starbuck could only look at her hazily before she
knocked him out.
Apollo groaned. "Urgh!Please something for the
pain......"
Turning to him T'klia ordered "Put these
prisoners..........in my quarters...but first get the medic down here.....I
want them to be alive to torture.>"
Stabuck opened his eyes. He had a bad headache.
"Urgh! Ohh! Headache.....headache? This is wonderful.....pain I love you!
It means I'm not dead....."He looked round his surroundings. It was
different
surroundings.He remembered the romulans.
".....YET!"
When Apollo opened his eyes he noticed three things.
One, that the painin his ribs had gone. Two that his captor was sitting on a
chair looking at him, she was alone, smiling. Three they were in a different
room.
"Where are we?" he asked her. "What
happened to the pain?"
"Well you're in my quarters and the medic healed
it." She said pleasantly. "Turning to Starbuck, who was
wincing, "Would you like something for the
pain?" He nodded. She handed him a pill. "Take this..... Wait! You
need water...." She got up went to her wall. "Water 3 degrees."
The wall beeped and delivered the said item in a plastic cup. She handed it to
Starbuck, who put the pill in his mouth and took a sip of water.
"Who are you?" He asked between sips.
"Like I said before I'm Sub Commander T'klia. I'm
the Commander of this ship and your captor.........Just in case you've
forgotten......." She said smiling.
"But who are you really? When we were in the
launch bay, you said something about blowing your cover. Who or what are
you?" Apollo ventured, nervously.
T'klia unshackled them one at a time and forced their
hands behind them and reshackled them.
"Look! Be quiet......or I'll have to make you two
strip....."She gives their muscular bodies a once over." <Hmmmmmmm
maybe I will anyway...>" Smiling she ordered "Strip!Now!"
When they struggled to take their clothes off, she
sighed,she said. "Never mind! I'll do it for you." She reached over
her chair and pulled out a sword. It looked very sharp and dangerous.
Starbuck and Apollo flinched.
"What is it?" She asked. She looked at her
sword. "Oh you mean my sabre. Don't worry I know what I'm
doing...............It's not even unsheathed yet. It isn't sharp..."She
unsheathed it and looked at it. she looked at her prisoners and smiled.
"Now this is sharp." She moved In front of Starbuck, Apollo moved his
head to keep an eye on her, she held her sabre above Starbuck's head.
"You're going to behead him?" Apollo asked
sounding horrified.
"Of course not. I haven't interrogated him
yet." She said. As she spoke she brought her sabre down, Starbuck
flinched, and at the last minute she moved back so her sabre cut into his
clothing. She
kept her sabre going until it hit the floor.
Starbuck looked down at himself and saw that she had
cut his clothing off him, but he was unharmed.
T'klia tugged at his clothing until it peeled off.
Starbuck stood there in only his undergarments. T'klia smiled and turned to
Apollo and did the same thing until the two warriors were standing in their
undergarments. T'klia bent down and tugged on
Starbuck's undergarments and pulled them down to his ankles. Starbuck
automatically lifted his legs to let her remove them. She bent and did the same
to
Apollo.
When she had two pairs of undergaments in her hand she
stood up and threw them over to her sofa. She looked at the naked warriors
standing in front of her and she smiled, put her sabre down, and asked,
"Now what shall I do with you two?".
T'klia looked at the warriors standing in front of
her. "Well I don't hear an answer."
"I don't know____"Starbuck said looking at
the floor.
"Oh I do." T'klia said with an evil smile.
"Well you are well built______.Here's what I'm going to do with
you_________"
The two warriors looked nervous.
She laughed." First of all I'm going to make you
my slaves. Then I'm going to____on second thoughts let me show you. You!"
She ordered pointing to Starbuck. "Lie Down." When he complied. She
walked over
to the wall and ordered "Bowl of whipped
cream." The wall beeped and delivered the said item." Thank god. I
wasn't sure if Romulan replicators do whipped cream." She walked with the
bowl in her hands over to where Starbuck was lying.
She bent down looked at the bowl and said "Damn I
forgot the spoon. Never mind. "She stuck her hand in the bowl and started
to smear it on Starbuck's prone body. When he was covered she pointed to pollo.
"You lick that off_..NOW!" She ordered pushing him on top of
Starbuck.
Apollo looked at Starbuck, who looked back at him with
pleading eyes, "Sorry Bucko." Apollo apologised. He bent his head and
started licking off the cream.
Starbuck squarked and then groaned in pleasure.
"OOOOHHHHH! Don't stop!" He moaned.
Apollo, stopped and looked at him with a bemused
expression on his face. *Who knew that Starbuck's pleasure centre was on his
stomach* He grinned and started licking again. Starbuck,who by this time was
very hard, Shuddered, groaned and spirted his seed all over Apollo's face.
T'klia,who was watching,said "Enough! Get
up!" She bent down and helped Apollo up and wiped his face
with a purple hankie.
"Is this how you always torture your
prisoners?" Starbuck asked from the floor.
T'klia bent down and helped him up. She then rummaged
in her pockets and pulled out another purple hankie, monogrammed with the
initial J, and started wiping him down.
"Give them a lot of pleasure."
"Sit." T'klia said indicating the chairs *I
get to boss them around. I can't do that on the Enterprise____..*
Starbuck and Apollo scrambled to the chairs and sat
arkwardly on them.
T'klia sighed and pushed them right back so their
backs were against the chairback. "Now you two are my slaves. You've lost
the right to wear clothes and to have a rank. " She pointed to Starbuck
"You.Your name?"
"Starbuck." Starbuck said quietly looking at
the ground. *I have never been so humiliated in my life.* He thought feeling
miserable.
"Hi." turning to Apollo "You, what's
you name?"
"Apollo." Apollo said *Poor Starbuck.* He
thought feeling sorry for his friend.
T'klia handed the two warriors/slaves a cup of water
each. Apollo and Starbuck drank thirstily. T'klia sat down and leaned forward
"Now that little show was fun but no fair. I want to join in. How about a
threesome?"
Starbuck choked on his drink
She Smiled evilly and stood up. "What am I asking
you for? I'm the Mistress here." She removed her clothes and ordered
Starbuck. "You! Take me from the front." and then to Apollo.
"You take him from behind."
*Good lord. She's asking me to be fracked by a
man___and Apollo at that.* Starbuck thought.
*Good lord.Is she mad.I've never been with a man
before and most definitely not Starbuck. Oh lord what is she thinking?* Apollo
thought to himself. trying not to look into Starbuck's eyes.
Carefully he lowered himself into Starbuck's behind,
trying not to wince when Starbuck cried out, Starbuck lowered himself into
t'klia's waiting wamth and started pumping but with his hands shackled behind
him it
was a slow process.
Half an hour later all three cried out in pleasure.
*Oh that felt really good.* Starbuck thought. *I'm in
the middle. Wonder when we escape if Apollo would be tempted to a repeat
performance. Just the two of us. Well if T'klia or whoever she really is can
join in.* He smiled.
T'klia looked at him with a very puzzled expression on
her face.
*Time to revel my true identity* Tklia thought. She
turned her head so she was looking at Starbuck's lovely blue eyes. *Oh he has
lovely eyes..........................I'll tell him I owe him that much.*
"Okay."T'klia said moving her head so her
mouth was right by Starbuck's ear. "Time to let you know who I really
am."
Starbuck turned his head so she was looking into his
eyes again. "You're telling me? What about Apollo?" he asked with a
stunned expression on his face. "Doesn't he have a right to know?"
"Well I can't exactly yell it out." T'klia
whispered in his ear. "There are spies everywhere."
"Okay.Who are you really?Starbuck asked.
"Oh you won't like it....."She whispered
back, putting her hands on his shoulders.
"Who are you?" Starbuck asked. "After
what you forced Apollo and me to do, you at least owe me that."
Tklia sighed, looked him in the eyes, and whispered
"Okay I guess I do owe you that. Here it is.........As you have probably
guessed that I'm not really a romulan............"
"WHAT?!" Starbuck yelled. "You're not a
mmf mmf." The last bit of the sentence was muffled as T'klia put her hand
over Starbuck's mouth.
"Shut up! Do you really want my mission to be
ruined?" T'klia hissed in his ear.
Starbuck shook his head.
"Good boy!" She removed her hand from his
mouth.
"What's going on?" Apollo asked.
"Our captor was just going to tell me who she
really is." Starbuck said quietly.
"WHAT! What about me? Don't I get told?"
Apollo pouted, sticking his bottom lip out.
T'klia took one look at Apollo's face and started
laughing. "Now that is not becoming for a Starfleet officer.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!You look like my brothers when I steal their
sandwiches."
"Starfleet? Sandwiches?" Apollo asked
looking puzzled.
"Never mind....."T'klia said sighing.
"What's Starfleet?" Starbuck asked.
"What? You mean to tell me.....you're not from
Starfleet. "T'klia asked. She rolls her eyes and sighed.
"Oh..................this is...just....nice. I've captured non Starfleet
personnel...What else can go wrong?"
Just then a red alert sounded. She starts at the
sudden noise. So do the two warriors.
"<RED ALERT!>"
"I was being sarcastic. "T'klia said looking
up to the ceiling. She signaled for the two warriors to be quiet.
"<T'klia to the bridge>."said
Centurion T'glef, looking panicked.
"<What's the problem? And don't tell me you've
run out of things to do>."
"<A starship and the Admiral is hailing us............It's
the
"<What?>Oh great!<What does he
want?>"
"<He wants to talk to you.>"
"<Oh?..............Lovely.....Acid burns from
Admiral Kirk.>"she said half to herself. *Great! Now old daddy dearest
is in the act.*
"<Acid burns?>"
"<I'm on my way. T'klia out.>"She said
flipping the off switch. The intercom screen went blank. She pointed to
Starbuck and Apollo "You two come with me. You're going to meet the famous
Admiral Kirk."
"Do we get any clothes?"Apollo asked.
"Hmmmmmmmmmm. NO! You two are my prisoners and as
I said before you've lost the right to wear clothes."
"But.......but we can't.....go up there with
nothing on." Starbuck protested. "We are going to meet someone
famous.....Even if we have no idea who he/she is."
"Oh okay. You ONLY get a pair of
underpants." She thought at the last bit and laughed. "I'm going to
tell him you called him a he/she."
She walked over to the sofa and threw them their
undergarments back. She walked over and saw they were still shackled. She knelt
before Apollo and sighed. "Oh great now I have to dress you now. Lift your
leg......so I can put these on you."
Apollo complied, lifting one leg and then the other.
She pulled them up. She then moved to Starbuck
and did the same. "Come on.We mustn't keep ol'
Admiral Horta waiting. He gets very cranky. Spits acid."
"I thought his name was Kirk."Apollo said.
"I thought so too."Starbuck chipped in.
"Oh it is.That's just my nickname for him. Come
on we can't keep Dad......er I mean Kirk waiting."
"DAD!He's your......."Starbuck started.
"SSSHHH!" T'klia hissed placing her hands
over Starbuck's mouth. "Remember walls have ears......"
"T'klia,where are we going?" Starbuck asked
after t'klia removed her hand from his mouth.
"We are going to the bridge. COME."T'klia
ordered dragging Starbuck out of the room, by his shoulder.
The two warriors/slaves trudged after her.
"Apollo." Starbuck whispered to Apollo.
"How do we get out of this?"
"I don't know. Look I'm really sorry about
that..........."Apollo apologised, reffering to the incident in T'klia's
quarters.
Starbuck looked at him, smiled,and said "Well it
was actually was quite enjoyable.........We can't discuss it now. How do we get
out of here."
"Maybe our captor will take pity on us and let us
go......"
T'klia turned around and laughed "Fat chance. The
romulans wouldn't let you go................."
The arrived at the turbolift doors which yawned open.
They entered the turbolift.
"<Bridge.>"She barked.
The doors refused to shut. T'klia kicked the panel
next to the door. "Heap of junk! Shut!"
The doors lazily shut."<Bridge.>"The
turbolift jerked and moved slowly to the bridge.
When the doors lazily opened T'klia pushed the two
warriors out in front of her then she stepped out herself. She ordered Starbuck
and Apollo to stand by her chair. She pointed it out to them. The two
warriors scrambled to obey. She plonked down in it and
swiveled her chair to the viewscreen. "<Put Admiral Kirk
on.>"She ordered.
"Now why do I feel nervous? I don't even know who
he is." Starbuck whispered to Apollo.
"I'm nervous too and I don't know why."
Apollo whispered back.
"Nervous you two?" T'klia asked. They
nodded. "You should be. Kirk is very well known."
Admiral James Tiberius Kirk's weary face appeared on
the viewscreen.
"And just who are you?" He asked.
"I am Sub Commander T'klia. Might I remind you
Admiral that you are in violation of the treaty?"
"Sorry. Well you see we got lost. New navigator
you see. Can't find her way out of a t-shirt BUT much better than our last
one." Kirk explained.
T'klia scowled, noticing the dig at her.
"And who is your navigator? You should maybe give
them a map next time." T'klia said.
"That is none of your concern," Kirk said.
He notices Starbuck and Apollo standing behind her. "but those two
are."
"No they are not.I captured them fair and
square." T'klia said. "Anyway they tell me they aren't even Starfleet
personnel." She smiles "They don't even know who you are."
Kirk gave her THE LOOK!
She smiled knowing she struck a nerve.
Apollo stepped forward. "Can you help me and my
friend get home?" Ignoring the warning look T'klia gave him he continued.
"She's not really a...................."
T'klia stuck her hand over his mouth.
"Blabbermouth!" T'klia hissed in his ear.
"He knows that. Who do you think put me on this crappy mission in the
first place? It wasn't the tooth fairy."
"Tooth fairy?" Apollo asked looking at
Starbuck, in puzzlement.
"Never flaming mind. Come on." T'klia said
noticing that the other romulans were reaching for their weapons. She grabbed
Apollo's and Starbuck's arms and pulled them toward the turbolift. "Now
that you
guys blew my cover, I think it's about time we made a
hasty retreat. Oh bugger!" She said when she saw a romulan blocking their
exit. She reached to her belt and pulled out a communicator. "Kirk to
flaming
Apollo only had time to wonder *Flaming Enterprise?*
before his molecules dissolved.
When Starbuck reappeared he looked around at his
surroundings and he looked at T'klia who was shaking her head as if to clear
it. "Where are we now?" Starbuck asked as two guys wearing blue
shirts ran forward and started scanning them.
"You my dear, are now on the
and lept onto the platform."Beam me to the
romulan ship."
"You're hurt. You shouldn't go........."One
of the blueshirts said.
"So are you going to stop me. Take those two to
sickbay.......Energize."
When T'klia reappeared she headed towards her quarters
and retrieved her sabre. As she was coming out of her quarters a group of
romulans was heading her way. She went the oppsite way towards the bridge. As she
got to the bridge she walked toward the main console slicing any romulan that
came near her."
<Computer activate auto destuct. Authorization
T'klia Sha'kai Sub Commander.Code 1-7-0-1-
Alpha.Countdown 10 minutes.Only my voice can
deactivate it.>I'll miss her. "She said sadly. "Not!"
"<Auto destruct active>."replied the
computer snottily.
"Thank goodness for single codes. Kirk to
They beamed her aboard with only a few seconds to
spare.
Meanwhile in the sickbay Starbuck was fidgeting as he
was being scanned by Doctor Mcoy.
"Stop fidgeting. I can't scan you when your
fidgeting."Doctor Mcoy said grumpily.
Starbuck wasn't the only one fidgeting accoss the room
Apollo was arguing loudly with Doctor Chapel who was trying to pull medical
rank. "I don't care if you're an Admiral! I'm the doctor and I say Stay
Still!" She said loudly.
"I'm a Captain. I shouldn't have to put up with
this feldercarb."Apollo said fidgeting.
"LIE STILL OR I'LL HAVE TO RESTRAIN YOU!"
Chapel yelled at him.
Apollo looked startled and lay still.
Across the room Starbuck also lay still, terriffied
that the object of that threat included him. Doctor
Mcoy said a silent thanks to Chapel.
Starbuck looked at Doctor Mcoy. "Is she always
like this?"
"No it's only when her patients misbehave."
Mcoy said looking pointily at Starbuck.
"Oh!"
"Speaking of patients, here's my next one."
Mcoy said as T'klia walked through the door which swooshed open. Blood was
pumping out of her wounded arm. She walked over to the biobed and sat down.
Noticing Starbuck's look of astonishment, she looked
at her arm and,said "What? Oh! Did you expect me to bleed green or something?
I'm not a goddamn Klingon of an orion, Thank god!" She rubbed her pointy
ears. "Doctor can you get rid of these ears and makeup. Hello round
ears."
"Sure Jade.I never thought you looked right with
those ears." Doctor Mcoy said who was healing her arm with a regenerator.
"Thank god.I never want to do another undercover
mission again."
Apollo looked at her as if she was mad.
"What?"
"Look guys I'm sorry about what I did to you
guys." She apologised "I guess you guys want to know who I really am.
I can tell you now. No spies."
"Who are you then?"Apollo asked.
To be
continued.......................