beating off
Beat the bishop
Beat the dummy
Beat the pup
beating the meat on a toilet seat
Beat your hog
The blanket drill
Bop the baloney
Bop your banana
Box the Jesuit
Bring down by hand
Chicken milking
chokes the chicken
Coax the cajones
Cuff your governor
Diddle yourself
Do paw-paw tricks
Dong flogging
Fight your turkey
Fist fuck
Five against one
Flog yourself
Flog your log
Flong your dong
Fondle your fig
Frig yourself
Fuck Mary Fist
Gallop your antelope
Get a hold of yourself
Get your nuts off
Gherkin jerking
Grip it
Hand jive
A hand job
Handle yourself
Jack off
Jag off
Jazz yourself
jerks off
Jerk your gherkin
Keep the census down
Lizard milking
Manipulate your mango
Manual exercise
Manual pollution
Milk the lizard
The one-legged race
Paddle the pickle
Play with yourself
Plunk your twanger
polishing the torpedo
The Portuguese pump
Pound off
Pound your pomegranate
Pound your pud
Pound the meat
Prod the peepee
pull on the little padawan
Pull on your wanker (a British-Isles term for your privates
Pull yourself off
Pull your pud
Pull your pudding
Pull your wire
Pump your pickle
Pump your python
Rub off
Shag off
She-bop
Shower spank
Simple infanticide
Sling your jelly
Sling your juice
Sluggo"
Snap the rubber
Snap the whip
A soldier's joy
The solitary sin
Spank yourself
Smoking the ginger pipe
Squeeze the lemon
Stroke the lizard
Stroke yourself
stroking the gimmer stick
stroking the meat
Strum your clitty
Take yourself in hand
Throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love
Tickle your crack
Tickle your pickle
Toss off
Twang your wire
Whack off
Whack the bishop
whacking off
whacking the salami
Wank off
Whang off
Whip off
Whip the dummy
Whip your wire
Work off
Work off
Yank off
Yank your strap
Yank your yam
yanks the braid
stroking the pussy (cat)
dick
little gator
lizard (draining the lizard too)
main vein (drain the main vein)
penis
pete
one eyed giant
one eyed snake
one eyed willy
one eyed wonder worm
peepee
snake
spike
tallywacker
trouser snake
willy
wally
weepy peepee (someone with a disease)
wingwang