TITLE: It Wasn't Me

AUTHOR: Willie J aka Lemonychocolate

PAIRINGS: Eventual Angel/Xander

RATING: PG

DISCLAIMER: I don't own any part of Buffy et all, not Angel the Series.

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SPOILERS: NONE

BETA'D BY: Kris and James

Songfic:Shaggy...It wasn't me.

It Wasn't Me
by Willie J aka Lemonychocolate

Xander ran gasping, stumbling to Spike’s crypt. How could he been so stupid?!

"Yo man! Yo, open up man," Xander yelled, banging on the door and looking nervously over his shoulder.

"What do you want man?" Spike shouted back, not moving from his comfortable sprawl surrounded by a bevy of beautiful girls and young men.

"Buffy just caught me," Xander shouted back and Spike gestured a couple of girls to open the door.

Xander lurched into the crypt, gasping for breath as he stumbled into a chair.

"You let her catch you?!" Spike looked at the boy horrified.

"I don't know how I let this happen," Xander moaned, holding his head in his hands.

"With who?" the blonde vampire just had to know.

"Angel, of course," came the low reply. "I don't know what to do," Xander groaned into his hands.

"Say it wasn't you," Spike smirked at the panic stricken boy.

"Alright," Xander looked extremely dubious at the prospect of Buffy believing him, especially since...

//Buffy came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with Angel next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor // (Spike looked extremely interested as he imagined the scene)
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me// (Xander moaned softly)

//How you can grant the woman access to your villa
Trespasser and a witness while you cling on your pillow // (Spike said angrily)

//You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner// (he said sternly.)

//To be a true player you have to know how to play// (the blonde vampire looked smug)

//If she say you're not, convince her, say you're gay// (Xander rolled his eyes at Spike’s advice)
//Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
And you tell her, baby, no way// (Spike looked serious as he gave his advice to the boy)

//But she caught me on the counter// (Xander protested)

//It wasn't me// (Spike calmly lit a cigarette as he spoke)

//Saw me banging on the sofa// (Xander exclaimed)

//It wasn't me// (Spike blew out a smoky breath)

//He even had me in the shower// (the young man stood up to pace)

//It wasn't me// (the blonde looked bored as he sipped at his blood)

//She even caught me on camera// (Xander admitted shamefacedly)

//It wasn't me/ (Spike rolled his eyes, wondering how to get his hands on the tape)

//She saw the marks on my shoulder// (the mortal youth looked back at Spike)

//It wasn't me// (Spike looked impatient at the boy's denseness)

//Heard the words that I told him// (Xander yelped looking horrified at what he told Angel)

//It wasn't me// (The vampire merely repeated his words)

//Heard my screams getting louder// (he had a mingled look of pleasure and fear as he spoke)

//It wasn't me// (Spike lifted a brow)

//She stayed until it was over// (Xander looked sick)

//Buffy came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with Angel next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor// (Spike could feel himself getting hard as he imagined the scene)

//How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me// (Xander slumped back into his chair)

//I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see
Why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me//(He looked to Spike for answers)

//Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on
Da right prefix whenever you should see her make da giggolo flex// (the blonde wiggled his brows at Xander)

//As funny as it be by you, it not that complex//(Spike explained)
//Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
Your answer: go over there but if she pack a gun
You know you better run fast //(the vampire said warningly//

//But she caught me on the counter// (Xander tried to protest again)

//It wasn't me// (the vampire shook his head)

//Saw me banged on the sofa// (the young man moaned)

//It wasn't me//(Spike countered)

//I even had him in the shower// (Xander admitted looking shy)

//It wasn't me// (Spike shook his head)

//She even caught me on camera//(with a lascivious look on his face at the thought of the tape)

//It wasn't me// (the vampire smirked as he accepted another glass of blood)

//She saw the bite on my shoulder// (Xander said with a slightly smug grin)

//It wasn't me// (Spike repeated coolly, kissing the beauty sitting on the arm of his chair)

//Heard the words that he told me// (and was shyly pleased as he spoke)

//It wasn't me// (the vampire pulled a red-head into his lap, arching his brow to the boy)

//Heard her screams getting louder// (Xander exclaimed looking upset)

//It wasn't me// (Spike said wearily, looking impatiently at the young man)

//She stayed until it was over// (Xander blushed at Spike’s interested look when he said that)

//Buffy came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with Angel next door
Picture this, we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me// (the young man jumped up and paced nervously)

//How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me//(he shook his head sadly at the look in her eyes)

//Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused // (he began)

//I've been listenin' to your reasonin'
It makes no sense at all// (he looked back at Spike who merely shrugged impatiently)

//I should tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused// (Xander’s eyes were uncertain before he left the crypt)

//You may think that you're a player
But you're completely lost// (Spike shook his head sadly at Xander’s predicament hearing the yelling and screaming going on outside)


Buffy came in and she caught me red-handed
Creeping with Angel next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
That I had given her an extra key
All this time she was standing there
She never took her eyes off me

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