Lionel waved his glove tauntingly near Jareth's face. The power struggle between them was fun, but by the annoyed look on Jareth's face, it seemed he was getting tired of it. Victory is near, thought Lionel, and that was his last thought before turning into a rather surprised turnip.

An hour later, when Jareth turned him into a human again
so that they can have sex, he realized that pissing off
a magical fairy king is just not a good idea.

Oh well, 9 hours and 23 minutes to go...