Title: Memo From Number 2, Section 2

Author: Carol

Pairing: the blond/the brunet

Rating: slash; PG

Status: complete

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters; no infringement intended.

Notes: This is another one of those memos found accidentally in the office of the CEA of UNCLE, North America

Memo From Number 2, Section 2
by Carol

FROM: Number 2, Section 2, UNCLE
TO: Number 1, Section 2, UNCLE

RE: The proposed "good-time"

Recently (in fact this morning) you proposed that we meet this evening and this weekend in order to show me a good time.

Not being terribly familiar with your American colloquialisms, I decided to do some research to determine what this "good-time" might entail.

After overhearing various UNCLE secretarial personnel talking about the legendary Napoleon Solo "good-times", I have now made the following deductions:

A good time could mean:

a. dinner and dancing
b. a concert and a late dinner
c. a baseball game with hot dog buffet
d. ordering Chinese in and playing spin the bottle
e. a sail on your yacht and a picnic
f. playing strip poker - your partner losing every hand
g. playing strip poker - you losing every hand
h. going to a farm and rolling in the hay (I am sure I misunderstood this one)
i. going to an Italian restaurant; seeing your etchings later
j. none of the above
k. all of the above

Since I have only had a few hours to do research, I was unable to find out more. Could you please circle the letter or letters of the activities that you have planned for this "good time"?

Your selections will help me determine my response.

Illya Nickovetch Kuryakin

PS. Please stop giving me that leer and waggling your eyebrows at me in that lascivious manner . I am trying to complete this report that you said I could do so much better than you (well, that is after I complete this memo)

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