Title: Examining Ducky

Author: Betsy

Pairing: Donald Mallard/Leroy Jericho Gibbs

Rating: PG; some innuendo

Disclaimer: Unfortunately these characters belong to Mr. Bellisario

Summary: LJG sends a memo and DM responds

Examining Ducky
by Betsy

Note: Found by recipient as a "toe tag" when he awoke, returned in saucer resembling bedpan.
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MEMO

FROM: LJG
TO: DM
Re: "Doctor's" appointment

It has come to my attention that it is once again time for your full body physical. As a physician yourself, you should be aware of the importance of keeping to the required schedule. Please check the option which bests fits your schedule.

______ Full gourmet dinner with wine and caviar, followed by full body exam.

______ Abbreviated dinner of beer and pizza, followed by full body exam.

______ Cut to the chase - full body exam with a few extra "frills".

Please return asap.

Signed, The Man Who Sleeps on your extra gurneys (and elsewhere)

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FROM: DM
TO: TMWSOMEG
Re: "Doctor's" appointment

You certainly have a way with words. Normally, I would check option number 1, but as you stated, it is important to have these exams on a regular basis, and as I have not had one for . . . hmmm! - three or four days - I'm feeling the need for one immediately. Therefore, I choose option 3 to be scheduled for this evening

Signed,

Your favorite fowl who is so anxious to "rise" to the occasion.

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