PERVERTS

PERVERTS?!

by Ed Becerra

Fandom: Ranma 1/2

Pairing: Tendo-san/Ranma, after a fashion

Wrote this a while ago for the Anime fanfiction mailing list, based on a fond memory of my late grandfather. Thought you'd all enjoy it, even if there isn't a _directly_ self-inserted character in the story.

Only thing you really need to know to get the joke is that, in the world of Ranma 1/2, Ranma's mother and father are obsessed (for different reasons) with making Ranma a "man among men; a MANLY man!"

Just a short little story inspired by a memory of my late grandfather and a day he spent teaching me what he felt was the manliest of acts.

Hope it makes you laugh.

PERVERTS?!
by Ed Becerra

Akane carefully crept towards the bathroom. Ranma had been missing for nearly an hour, and she'd already searched the rest of the house.

'He HAS to be doing something perverted, I just KNOW it!' she thought to herself.

Holding her mallet in one hand, she pressed a drinking glass to the wall with the other, listening
carefully. She received the shock of her life.

"I really dunno how to do it right, Tendo-san. An' I don' wanna ask Pop to show me how," she heard Ranma say quietly. "It ain't like the ol' man ever taught me how to do it, the lazy old panda."

"I'd be honored to show you, Ranma," replied Akane's father. "It's really rather simple. First you soap up thoroughly, as lubrication is VERY important. Then you take a firm grip, like this. Long even strokes are best, there's less risk of getting a skin rash that way. Although some men prefer short rapid strokes. It's all a matter of personal preference... "

Akane kicked in the door, screaming "RAAAANMA YOU PERRRVERT! HOW DARE YOU DRAG MY FATHER INTO YOUR PERverted..."

Her voice trailed off into dumbfounded silence as her father looked at her in mild confusion.

"Akane-chan, whatever in the world is so perverted about shaving?"

*End*

PS. What did you THINK they were doing, you pervert?! Hehehehehe.... ^_^