Title: Lex Does Middle Earth

Author: Oh2

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Warnings: WIP!!!1!!!!!!!!!, Homosexuality, Gay People, Fags and guys who sleep with other guys, love between beautiful boys, the love who
dare not speak its name, they dance on the other side of the ballroom, Moses and the parting of the red cheeks, queers. This story contains Lex who has sex with a beautiful boy who loves him. They have SEX. And a Baby. And if you don't like it, take a fork and ram into your eyes; you will save us all the trouble.

Rated: PG

Status: Finished

Pairing: Lex/Gandalf's hat, Lex/Mork the Orc, Lex/Whiny!Leggy, Lex/Orli, Lex/Clex, Lex/Rex, Lex/Dax, Lex/Lexx, Lex/X, Lex/His Ex, Lex/Malcolm X, Lex/Mr X, Lex/Professor X, Lex/Green eggs and ham, Lex/FedEx, Lex/Wilson the Volleyball, Lex/The Seven Dwarfs and the
Nine Kings and the Three Elves, Lex/Michael Shanks (if Michael Shanks were in Middle Earth), Lex/Aragorn/Brego, Lex/The Boys, Lex/Mines of
Moria, Lex/Bernd das Brot, Lex/Cliff Richard, Lex/Gollum, Lex/Balrog, Snotter (Snape/Potter)


Lex Does Middle Earth
by Oh2


There once was a beautiful boy/girl who was able to do everything. She/He was even able to do sex changes. Everybody loved him/her. So did Lex.

[WARNING - DISTURBING CONTENT]

...and the Orcs kept Legolas in their dungeon and raped him 24/7, while Lex watched.

The FIN
...or maybe not...


Authors Notes: Stay save! Use a condom!!!1! And never forget: Michael Jackson loves you!!!!!

And thank you all for your wonderful feedback. Since my writing takes so much time, I don't know if I can get back to each and everyone of you. You've been so kind, smothering me with positive feedback...

And once more I want to thank Michael Shanks for keeping me inspired. Without his dedication to slash my characters would never come as
often as they did. I love you, Baby!1!

We also want to thank David Duchovny and his red speedos who've been out of fashion for at least ten years.