Green Ears And Georgian Ham

McCoy/ Spock
by G.B.

Will you kiss this Vulcan here?
I will not kiss him, slasher dear.
I will not kiss that Vulcan there.

Would you kiss him here or there?
I will not kiss him here or there.
I will not kiss him any where.
I do not like that Vulcan there
I do not like him slasher dear.

Would you kiss him on a shuttle?
Would you kiss him if you cuddle?
I would not kiss him on a shuttle.
I would not kiss him if we'd cuddle.
I will not kiss him here or there.
I will not kiss him any where.
I do not like that Vulcan there
I do not like him, slasher dear.

Would you kiss him on the bridge?
Would you kiss him on his ridge?
I would not kiss him on the bridge.
I would not kiss him on his ridge.
I would not kiss him on a shuttle.
I would not kiss him if we'd cuddle.
I will not kiss him here or there.
I will not kiss him any where.
I do not like that Vulcan there
I do not like him, slasher dear.

You may like him. You will see.
You may like him for a fee!
I would not, could not, for a fee.
I would not kiss him can't you see?
I would not kiss him on the bridge.
I would not kiss him on his ridge
I would not kiss him on a shuttle.
I would not kiss him if we'd cuddle.
I will not kiss him here or there.
I will not kiss him any where.
I do not like that Vulcan there
I do not like him, slasher dear.

Would you? Could you? In a bar?
Handcuffs? Sex toys? Here they are!
I would not, could not, in a bar
Leave those things right where they are!
I would not, could not, for a fee.
I would not kiss him can't you see?
I would not kiss him on the bridge.
I would not kiss him on his ridge
I would not kiss him on a shuttle.
I would not kiss him if we'd cuddle.
I will not kiss him here or there.
I will not kiss him any where.
I do not like that Vulcan there
I do not like him, slasher dear.

On a planet dank with chill?
Possessed by spirits? Against your will?
I would not, could not in a chill
Possessed by spirits, against my will!
I would not, could not, for a fee.
I do not like him can't you see!
I would not, could not, in a bar
Leave those things right where they are!
I would not kiss him on the bridge.
I would not kiss him on his ridge.
I would not kiss him on a shuttle.
I would not kiss him if we'd cuddle.
I will not kiss him here or there.
I will not kiss him any where.
I do not like that Vulcan there
I do not like him, slasher dear.

Say!
In the dark?
Would you , could you? In the dark?
I would not , could not in the dark.
I would not, could not in a chill I would not, could not, for a fee.
I do not like him can't you see!
I would not, could not, in a bar
Leave those things right where they are!
I would not kiss him on the bridge.
I would not kiss him on his ridge.
I would not kiss him on a shuttle.
I would not kiss him if we'd cuddle.
I will not kiss him here or there.
I will not kiss him any where.
I do not like that Vulcan there
I do not like him, slasher dear.

Dammit !Dammit !You will see!
If I try , will you let me be?
I will try him.
You will see!

Kisssssssss!

Say!
I like this Vulcan here!
I do ! I like him , slasher dear!
I would , I could kiss him in the dark.
I would, I could kiss him in a chill
Possessed by spirits, against my will!
I would, I could kiss him for a fee.
I do like him can't you see!
I would, I could kiss him in a bar
Handcuffs! Sex toys! Here they are!
I would kiss him on the bridge.
I would kiss him on his ridge.
I would kiss him on a shuttle.
I would kiss him if we'd cuddle.
I will kiss him here or there.
Say! I will kiss him any where!

I do like that Vulcan there
Thank you! Thank you! Slasher Hear!