Gambit's Song In Antartica

By: Dannell Lites

Fandom: Xmen

Pairing: Logan/Remy

Note: Just moi having a little fun at the ol' Cajun's exspense:):) Hee! It's all in fun so PLEASE no flames! Ah hope ya'll enjoy it!!


Gambit's Song In Antartica
By Dannell Lites

(To The Tune Of: "Plastic Jesus" with an able assist from "Marcon Ball Room", courtesy of Anne Passavoy!)

In dese chill Antacrtic breezes
Here I sit while my ass freezes
In the vastness of dis continent!
I t'ink I have caused de ruckus
I don't know what all de fuss is
One little kiss and I will relent!

CHORUS 1
Rogue, oh ma cher
Rogue, oh ma cher
Slogging through de snowy, frozen sleet
Oh, Rogue she must have said, "Who'll blame me?
In fact it's just a shame he
Can't be made to suffer from Hell's heat!"

Well, it's one bald homme and one southern lady
Jumpin' up and down and raisin' Hades
Knowin' all de secrets of my past!
De final thing dat knocked off dere socks
Hey, it must have been de Morlocks!
Dey thought dat enough to abandon me!

LAST CHORUS
Rogue, oh ma cher
Rogue, oh ma cher!
Years and friend may come and go
(May come aned go ...)
One trick Gambit he always favor is
Making sure his friends and neigbors is
Distinguished by t'ings dat dey don' know!

The End