Hello Mister Claremont

By: Dannell Lites

Fandom: XMen

Pairing:

Note: Ah hope ya'll all enjoy this one! Hee! Just moi having fun again! As ever NO FLAMES! Otherwise, enjoy!

Hello Mister Claremont
By: Dannell Lites

(To The Tune Of: "Hello Mrs. Durkin", with an able assist from Yang the Nauseating and "Hello, Gordy Dickson!")

Oh, X-Men was a comic made famous by its writing!
With characterization, with artwork John Bryne!
The fans all showed devotion with scathing hot emotion
The best thing of them all was about Magnus we did learn

CHORUS:
Well it's, hello Mr. Claremont
Your X-Men tales they did want
They needed to be human, they needed to be sane
Oh Logan he is crazy; Kitty she is phasey
They'll always be Uncanny, that's how they got their name!

Well Cyclops was the first one; for some os us the worst one
He quickly lead the X-Men; adventures the did share!
He trained them to be fighters with reflexes like lightning
So in the process why can't he show them how much he cares?

REPEAT CHORUS

Now Phoenix she had style; the first one in the Saga
She was practically human, the fans liked her a lot!
So lady-like in manner, but a demon when in battle
She was a hero's hero ... so, of course, you had her shot!

REPEAT CHORUS

Well, Claremont can just move over, because I'm taking over!
My ire is growing larger and I've only just begun!
I've taken as my mission a kind of social fisson
To show the X-Men one and all that fighting can be fun!