There are a bunch of these out on the web -- I've also got some on my Smallville page.

MISCELLANEOUS ODD STUFF

What Element Are You? Kind of surprising -- I thought I'd be air... What Element Are You? brought to you by Quizilla	What Colour Are You? Hmmn... Not overly surprising, if you really know me... Red: 24/100 Blue: 15/100 White: 3/100 Yellow: 3/100 Take the Color Code Test by Dano
How British are you? Well, considering I'm the first one of my family to be born in the States, this result didn't surprise me at all... I am 67.5% British, just like Sir Elton John Roots in the UK, the rest of your hair is in the US. Take the Brit Quiz at www.darrenlondon.tripod.com/britquiz1.htm Quiz written by Daz	Which adjective are you? what adjective are you? quiz by maikamariel
How Smart are you?	Which kind of Evil are you?
A Useless quiz	How Goth are you? I am 48% Goth Goth by night, normal by day. Deep in my heart I know I am evil, but not on the company's time. I do need to eat. Take the Goth Test at fuali.com
How much of a feminist are you? I'm pretty damn hard core! Fear me!	Do you need a boyfriend?
The Tortured artist test I am 59% Tortured Artist Art is significant in my life, people are scum but I have the capicity to deal with it. Give it a few more years and I will either forget about art or hate the world. Take the Tortured Artist Test at fuali.com	What kind of Evil Genius are you? I am 75% Evil Genius I am pure evil. I lie awake at night devising schemes of world domination, and I will not rest until all living souls bend to my will. Take the Evil Genius Test at fuali.com
Are you a Geek? I am 46% Geek You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing. Take the Geek Test at fuali.com	Which candy are you? discover what candy you are @ stvlive.com
What civilization are you? If I had lived 400 years ago, I would have been... a Native American! One of the most rich cultures in the Western Hemisphere is that of the "Indians" as Columbus first called them. Fairly bursting with ceremonies, regalia, songs, chants and spirits is their ancient society. You respect nature and are very aware of other's feelings. You are a healer and can always make others feel better when their life is at a rough spot. ~ TAZL.com ~ Take Quiz ~	What colour are you? Green You are a very calm and contemplative person. Others are drawn to your peaceful, nurturing nature. Find out your color at Stvlive.com!
Which pattern are you? What Pattern Are You?	Which pie flavour are you? find your inner PIE @ stvlive.com
What lunch meat are you? What Lunch Meat Are You?	Which time period are you?
What colour eyes are you? What colour eyes should you have? brought to you by Quizilla	What natural disaster are you? What Natural Disaster are you? Take the quiz!
Which evil criminal are you? Which Evil Criminal are You?	How stupid are you? How dumb are you?
What affliction are you? Ewww.... Take the Affliction Test Today!	What flavour are you? I taste like Menthol. I am refreshingly different; some people don't appreciate that. My sharp honesty gets up some people's noses, while others really enjoy it. I am something of an acquired taste. What Flavour Are You?
Which era are you? Which era in time are you?	Which HTML tag are you? You're the HREF tag- you need someone to lean on and take care of you. You can be shy but you shine in difficult situations.
Which finger are you? Oh the sentimental side of life! You are the fourth finger, the ring finger as it is sometimes known as. You value emotions and the small sentimentalities of life. Especially dreams of that you-know-who... Which finger are you? Take the quiz to find out.	Which HighSchool Stereotype are you? Take the What High School Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.
Which element are you? (another one) Want To Know Which Element You Are? You are Water! Stuck between the sky and the ground, you lack the sudden impulse that Air has but are unable to root yourself down like Earth. Though you have troubles finishing projects, people can depend on you for the most part (even if it means pulling a few all-nighters). On the plus side, you are extremely adaptable and thus can adjust to any situation. Sure, you might not like it, but it doesn't weigh you down. Best Match: Fire, just enough 'oomph' to keep your interest. Worst Match: Spirit, you'll be out the door before they make up their minds. Streea wasted a bunch of time making this test.	Which Online Personality Test are you? I'm The Art Test! I'm, erm, a pretty nondescript test that just does what it says on the tin, really. I don't thrive on in-jokes, controversy or irony, nor do I host ads... I have some pretty pictures though, will that do? Click here to find out which test you are!
Are you Naughty or Nice? Are you NASTY or NICE? Quiz made by Angela	What kind of Angel are you? What kind of ANGEL are you? Quiz made by Angela
Which Piercing are you? Which Piercing are you?	What kind of sex do you write? What kind of sex scene do you write? brought to you by Quizilla
Which kink are you? What's YOUR sexual fetish? brought to you by Quizilla
Make your own Fairy Tale: FAIRY TALE Once upon a time there has a young MILLIONAIRE & CEO named CLARK. He was HORRIBLY SOARING in the STUPID forest when he met GREEN LEX, a run-away GOVERNMENT SCHLUB from the RED Queen DESIREE. CLARK could see that GREEN LEX was hungry so he reached into his BUCKET and give him his SILLY SUNFLOWER SEED. GREEN LEX was thankful for CLARK's SUNFLOWER SEED, so he told CLARK a very COLD story about Queen DESIREE's daughter VICTORIA. How her mother, the RED Queen DESIREE, kept her locked away in a HIGHRISE protected by a gigantic COYOTE, because VICTORIA was so DISTORTED. CLARK WHISTLED. He vowed to GREEN LEX the GOVERNMENT SCHLUB that he would save the DISTORTED VICTORIA. He would PILE the COYOTE, and take VICTORIA far away from her eveil mother, the RED Queen DESIREE, and PAINT her. Then, all of the sudden, there was a DEJECTED SNOW and GREEN LEX the GOVERNMENT SCHLUB began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic COYOTE from his story. RED Queen DESIREE DROVE out from behind a OBELISK and struck CLARK dead. In the far off HIGHRISE you could hear a CRUNCH. THE END. Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com

NeoPets is inhabited not only by a lot of silly critters, but also a lot of Faeries. This quiz asks "Which Faerie Are You?" -- I got a tie... Go to the quiz!
Which Greek Goddess are you?	Which Tarot card are you? Which tarot card are you?
Which M&M are you?	Which mythological critter are you? I took the What Mythological Creature Are you? test by lj user peacefulchaos
What cat breed are you? Take the Purrsonality Quiz!	Which Song are you? which song describes you the best?
How internet addicted are you? Are you Addicted to the Internet? 51% Average@Internet-User.com(41% - 60%) You seem to have a healthy balance in your life when it comes to the internet and life away from the computer. You know enough to do what you want online without looking like an idiot (most of the time). You even have your own Yahoo club or online journal! But you enjoy seeing your friends and going out to enjoy life away from your computer. The Are you Addicted to the Internet? Quiz at Stvlive.com!	What RPG stereotype are you? Find your Role-Playing Stereotype at mutedfaith.com. [Angel.]
Which mythological beast are you? A formidable creature half lion and half eagle, the griffin is said to be one thousand times stronger than any lion and five thousand times as farsighted as an eagle. It has a strange talent that when people are around it, they find themselves unable to lie. The griffin is also said to be fierce and untamed. It was a protecter against evil and people often wore talismans of a griffin's claw to protect them from demons. Griffins were often used as transport for the gods. They were also reputed to swoop down from the mountains on occasion and pick up goats and small horses and bring them back to their nests for their young. What mythical beast best represents you?Take the quiz!

Which PowerPuff Girl are you? Again, no real surprise...	Which LotR character are you? What LoTR Character Are You?
Which X-Men Character are you? Okay, this came as a little bit of a surprise -- he's not my favourite, but the more I think about it, the more I can see it... I'm Remy LeBeau What X-Men Character are You?	Which Enterprise Character are you? I think I was nearly Malcolm, but I'm a little looser... You're Captain Archer! You're always in control of situations and are very adventurous. You're a leader, but you're also laid back and willing to listen to what others have to say. You look a great deal like a scientist from 1999 named Dr. Sam Beckett. Take the Enterprise Quiz! Brought to you by redanubis.
Which Farscape Character are you? (I'd have to shoot myself if I hadn't gotten this result...) What Farscape Character are you?	Which Spider-Man character are you? Take the Which Spider-Man Character Are You? quiz by ZyberGoat
And then there are all of the Harry Potter ones. Obviously, I've got a bit of a conflict here -- but then again, remember, Harry was nearly in Slytherin himself...
From the official Harry Potter site, I was sorted into:	And yet... Which HP Kid Are You?
Confirmation? You're honest, good-hearted and always with a good sense for right and wrong. Your friends have your full support and love you for being who you are. You don't want to fuss about everything and sometimes you loosen the "rules" a bit if you think it's really necessary. Who are YOU?	But then again... You are a kick-ass Slytherin You hate Harry Potter and you're Snape's favorite student.. No problem with potion I see... Which Harry Potter Character Are You? by Toffie @ CookieWhore.Net
Does anyone know of any Harry Potter tests where they have the teachers as results?