How it all began... Once upon a time, in a land called Scuttlebutts, the conversation turned, as it often does, to Skinner. In particular, the Skinman's Swimmers. Specifically, a number of theories were proposed as to how, when, where, etc., one of the AD's little guys got hooked up with one of the Red-haired goddess's eggs. The ensuing conversation turned hilarious, with various Scubbies sharing new tag lines, and revised quotes from the show. Enjoy!
Revised Quotes By Judi
Scully: The sperm is there you just have to know where to look for it. Mulder: Is there any way I can quickly get this sperm off my hands without betraying my cool exterior? Mulder: No body down here but the FBI´s most unwanted sperm donor. Skinner: There´s only one thing that I can do agent Mulder, as if right now I´m reopening the X-Files Sperm Bank, that´s what they fear the most: My deposits. Mulder: "Well that's good. I didn't want to have to tell Skinner, that his murder suspect was a giant blood sucking sperm !"
Scully: So you've been seeing elves all your life?
Skinner: Tell me what happened at the hospital last night. Skinner: So what you're saying, Agent Scully, is we're being tagged, catalogued and inseminated?
Well Manicured Man: You fool, you stupid fool. Sperm must be
collected, it must be handled.
Skinner: You wouldn't be lying to me now, would you Agent Scully?
Frohike: Byers, I swear to god I'll shoot you myself. Skinner: This is where you pucker up and kiss my sperm!
By Julie Scully: Don't ask too many questions. I don't care what you do or who you do or who you have to grease, I need that sperm and I need it now. Are we clear on that?
Mulder: Wait. Listen to me. This sperm's been caught in something called the devil's triangle. It's
some kind of time warp-- a rift in space.
Sergeant Duthie: We've been to this house before. The lady has a history of medication. Know what I mean?
Scully: Look, Mulder, you want to talk about sperm to me you can knock yourself out. I may not agree with you but at least I'm not going to hold it against you but this... Mulder, this could ruin your career.
Scully: Well, there is a psychological fixation called spermatodipsia which causes the sufferer to gain erotic satisfaction from consuming human sperm.
Alternative Tag Lines
Real tag lines - Alternative tag lines...
Taglines Redux II
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Last Updated 7-July-2000