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Story Notes: No spoilers, no plot, just a funny poem.

Ode to Fraser

From the great white north to Chicago he came And ever since it hasn't been the same
He's handsome and polite and dressed all in red And a big brown stetson he wears on his head He came on the trail of the guys who killed his dad Was going back but that would've been quite sad He made friends with a detective named Ray And now this dashing Mountie is in Chicago to stay His dad comes around even though he is dead Gives Ben advice-or is it all in his head? With Dief at his side he hits the bad guys trail They know when they meet him they're going to jail The ladies adore him, there's Frannie and Elaine And Meg, his boss, who he kissed on top of a train When Ray V went undercover, Ray K stepped on in Ray K or Ray V, Our Mountie and they make the best team that's ever been And so we fans give a big "Thank you kindly" To Constable Benton Fraser, our favorite Mountie

End Ode to Fraser by Buck: Fraserfanatic@hotmail.com

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