Title: Frannie Gets A Clue (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: A. Kite
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: A friend vists Frannie at the station and tells her something she doesn't want to hear.
Archived on: 11/30/02
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Title: The Honker From Yonkers (32 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: A. Kite
Category: First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: What the hell kind of day was this anyway? One the defied all the bad karma record books anyway. A tee-totally fucked up day.
Archived on: 10/05/03
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Title: The Spelling Lesson (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: AC Chapin
Category: Humor, Humor, Romance
Rating: G
Warning: m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Benny discovers one of Ray's hidden talents
Archived on: 05/15/99
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Title: Pancakes (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: AC Chapin
Category: Humor, Humor, Drabbles
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Saturday morning silliness at the Vecchio house
Archived on: 05/15/99
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Title: Mixed Nuts (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Acer canadensis
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: A remix of lines from the show, spliced together in a way we can be fairly sure the producers never intended.
Archived on: 12/09/00
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Title: Ours (336 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Acer canadensis
Category: Challenge, Crossovers: sentinel, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ben and Ray decide to have a child of their own... literally.
Archived on: 05/28/00
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Title: Toppings (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Acer canadensis
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray puts Benny to the test. Suggestive of RV/BF slash, but nothing overt, title or no title.
Archived on: 12/13/00
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Title: Filling (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Acer canadensis
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Fraser's thoughts during the cherry challenge of Toppings.
This story is a sequel to Toppings.
Archived on: 02/03/01
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Title: Behind Closed Doors (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Adalisa
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Vecchio/Kowalski|M/M
Summary: RayK and RayV talk about their differences inside a closet.
Archived on: 03/24/99
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Title: Spirits of Pulque (20 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Adalisa
Category: Holiday: Other, Series: Mexican Nights , Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio|Kowalski/Turnbull
Summary: Fraser and RayV. find themselves celebrating Halloween, Mexican style, with RayK. and Turnbull. This story is a sequel to Tequila Sundown.
Archived on: 03/26/99
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Title: The Mountie Song (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Adrienne
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Turnbull sings!
Archived on: 07/10/00
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Title: Furnishings (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Aingeal
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray thinks Fraser could use some more furniture.
Archived on: 06/06/05
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Title: Library (25 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Aingeal
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: The boys contemplate their month anniversary while stuck in a library.
Archived on: 01/25/05
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Title: Due South Goldilocks (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Aingeal
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning:
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: A Due South take on the classic fairy tale.
Archived on: 04/21/05
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Title: A Question (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Aingeal
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: The boys ponder their sexuality.
Archived on: 08/30/05
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Title: Que? (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Aingeal
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: What are the boys feeling the morning after?
Archived on: 06/26/05
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Title: Two Beds Apart (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Aingeal
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Even when they're apart, they're together!
Archived on: 06/06/05
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Title: Hair (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Aingeal
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: What is it about the Mountie's hair?

Archived on: 08/30/05
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Title: In the Closet (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Aingeal
Category: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Where else to find clothes but in Ray's closet?
Archived on: 06/06/05
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Title: Thank You, Turnbull (23 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Aislinn
Category: Holiday: Christmas, Challenge, Humor, Romance, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Joining Fraser for a toast to the Queen, Ray gets his Christmas wish.
Archived on: 05/29/00
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Title: For The Love Of Dolphins (38 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Akamine chan
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, violence
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray grabbed a towel and tried to wipe away the layer of squid bits that seemed to coat every available surface on his body. While he was a fan of calamari and other squid-ish dishes, he was not so keen on wearing squid. After a moment, Ray gave up clean as a lost cause and focused on toweling off the worst of the dripping stuff.
Archived on: 09/26/09
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Title: Smell As Sweet (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Akamine chan
Category: Challenge, Drabbles, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: What's in a name?
Archived on: 02/28/09
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Title: Secret Lives (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Akamine-chan
Category: Challenge, Humor, Series
Rating: G
Warning: m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Diefenbaker versus the Turtle.
Archived on: 04/29/09
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Title: Alcofribas, My Love! A Play in One Act (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Alcofribas Nasier
Category: Drama, Humor, Plot What Plot, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: gen, slash, violence, m/m, m/f, rape/nc
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski, Fraser/Thatcher, Fraser/Female, Vecchio/Female, M/F, M/M
Summary: Oh, dear! It's Friday afternoon at the Consulate, and our characters are winding up this weeks' badfics and checking out the duty roster for next week's crop.
Archived on: 10/06/02
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Title: You Just Have To Leap (167 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Alex51324
Category: Drama, First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray suffers a crisis of confidence after learning that his mistake has let a killer go free.
Archived on: 05/13/08
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Title: I Coulda Been a Defendant (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Alex51324
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser discovers that he is an habitual law-breaker, and insists that Ray arrest him.
Archived on: 05/07/08
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Title: The Minute After (233 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Alex51324
Category: Drama, First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, violence
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser kisses Ray. Ray kisses back. Then what? The guys struggle with their feelings, confront institutionalized homophobia, and investigate a gay bashing.
Archived on: 03/13/08
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Title: You're Not Alone (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Alison
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: death story
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray tries to get used to being alone
Archived on: 05/24/00
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Title: Things Are Not Always As They Seem (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Amanda A Tikkanen
Category: Romance, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Take this with a grain of salt.
Archived on: 02/22/00
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Title: A SURPRISING GAMBLE (45 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: AMETHYST
Category: Romance, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Thatcher/Male|M/F
Summary: Meg and Ben are stuck during a storm and decide to play some games.
Archived on: 11/16/99
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Title: DECISIONS (172 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: AMETHYST
Category: Romance, Series: second chance, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: violence, death story, m/f, h/c
Pairing: Kowalski/Female|M/F
Summary: Frannie and Ray find some new obstacles in their relationship and someone returns from Fraser's past to haunt him
This story is a sequel to SECOND CHANCE/KEY TO HIS HEART.
Archived on: 10/19/99
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Title: RAY OF HOPE (102 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: AMETHYST
Category: Drama, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m, m/f, h/c, rape/nc, multiple partners
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski|Kowalski/Female|Kowalski/Male|M/F|M/M
Summary: Ray becomes sick and Stella decids to care for him.
Archived on: 11/08/99
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Title: SECOND SIGHT (110 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Amethyst
Category: Drama, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: gen, violence, m/f, h/c, rape/nc
Pairing: Fraser/Female|Vecchio/Female
Summary: Fraser helps a woman who has been attacked.
This story is a sequel to A Time to Heal.
Archived on: 12/09/99
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Title: 134 (Fraser and Ray are asked to investigated a hotel that may be haunted. K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Amethyst
Category: Drama, Drama, Humor, Romance, Fixit
Rating:
Warning: drama/ghostwhat
Pairing:
Summary: Fraser/Female|Kowalski/Female|M/F
Archived on: P
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Title: COMING HOME FOR CHRISTMAS (163 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Amethyst
Category: Romance, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Female|Kowalski/Female|M/F
Summary: Fraser takes Francesca and Kowalski home to Canada for the holidays.
Archived on: 08/17/99
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Title: WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT (114 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Amethyst
Category: Romance, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, violence, m/f, h/c
Pairing: Thatcher/Male|Kowalski/Female|M/F
Summary: Thatcher decides to invite herself along on a Steakout with Fraser and Kowalski.
Archived on: 11/21/99
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Title: A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME (143 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Amethyst
Category: Drama, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, violence, death story, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Female|M/F
Summary: What do a Chicago Flatfoot, A Mountie,and A Physic all have in common... MURDER
Archived on: 06/29/00
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Title: FULL RECOVERY (138 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Amethyst
Category: : Episode Related: Episode Related, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, m/f, h/c
Pairing: Fraser/Female|M/F
Summary: A look at the what happned after Jill and Fraser solved the case of murder and black mail
Archived on: 03/11/00
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Title: Handing Out Love (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Angelise
Category: Holiday, Humor, Romance
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray stood just inside the kitchen and watched the enthusiastic smile on his lover's face slowly fade into a frown each time he opened the door. (Halloween ficlet)
Archived on: 12/20/03
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Title: And a Cherry on Top (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Anna McLain
Category: Challenge, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: PG
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: This is in response to the RSY list challenge of nonfood use of whipped cream.
Archived on: 07/30/99
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Title: President's Night Out (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Anna McLain
Category: Challenge, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: In response to a ficwrite list challenge, Ray and Fraser live through a typical weird day at the 27th.
Archived on: 07/30/99
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Title: Meeting of the Minds (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Anna McLain
Category: Crossovers: other, Challenge, Holiday: Halloween, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser and RayK run into trouble on Halloween night.
Archived on: 06/30/99
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Title: Breakfast (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Aouda Fogg
Category: First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: I'€™ve got a gorgeous, sleep-warmed Fraser -- no, Ben -- in my bed, finally. Finally! And I don'€™t have anything to feed him.
Archived on: 04/12/05
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Title: Doing Brunch (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Aouda Fogg
Category: First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: It'€™s Sunday morning and Fraser and I are elbow deep in brunch fixings.
Archived on: 04/12/05
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Title: The Provinces of the Dominion of Canada (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Aouda Fogg
Category: Drabbles, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser teaches Ray the names of the provinces.
Archived on: 05/13/02
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Title: Learning Curve (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Aouda Fogg
Category: Drabbles, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray reflects on what he's learned lately.
Archived on: 05/23/02
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Title: Learning Curve II (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Aouda Fogg
Category: Drabbles, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser reflects on what he's learned lately.
Archived on: 05/23/02
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Title: Foreign Territory (104 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Aristide
Category: First Times, Humor, Plot What Plot, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray wants a bologna sandwich. Smut ensues.
Archived on: 02/19/06
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Title: Down Time (29 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ashinae
Category: Plot What Plot, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Benny & Ray get away from the city for the weekend.
Archived on: 09/24/00
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Title: Unbelievable (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ashinae
Category: Romance, Series, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Right after "Unbreakable," Ray's POV...
This story is a sequel to Unbreakable.
Archived on: 06/29/00
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Title: Practical Applications (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ashlan
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser tutors Ray.
Archived on: 06/22/02
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Title: My God, It's Full of Stars (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Barbara J Webb
Category: Series: One Ray Two Ray Old Ray New Ray, Humor, Romance, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser and Ray take an educational outing. This story is a sequel to Sauce.
Archived on: 08/21/99
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Title: Pointy Chin (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Basingstoke
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray *had* to ask the question again.
Archived on: 11/19/00
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Title: Roust (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Basingstoke and Laura Jacquez Valentine
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser has an altercation or two.
Archived on: 05/30/01
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Title: Scotchguarded at Birth (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Bento
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: What was Fraser like as a child?
Archived on: 03/26/04
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Title: Two of a Kind (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Birgitt Schuknecht
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray Vecchio and Benton Fraser at the beginning of their greatest challenge.
Archived on: 07/27/99
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Title: You Are Family (20 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Birgitt Schuknecht
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray Vecchio coming to terms with a part of his Italian heritage.
Archived on: 07/27/99
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Title: How I Spent My Summer Vacation (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Black Magic Woman and Amaroq Wolf
Category: Series: Shaking Up the Precinct, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Can Rachael prove her mettle as a civilian aid?
This story is a sequel to The Vultures Lie In Wait.
Archived on: 04/28/00
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Title: Things You See When You Don't Have Your Gun (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Blarney Stone
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: m/m
Pairing: None
Summary: When Ma Vecchio eavesdrops on Fraser and Ray Kowalski, she gets an eyeful.
Archived on: 12/26/99
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Title: Suddenly (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Blue Champagne
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: M/M
Summary: PreSlash, but I didn't realize that until after Ray made a potentially offensive dirty joke. Anyway, Turnbull is incredibly cute and so here he is again.
Archived on: 09/09/04
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Title: Talking to the Dog X: You CAN Get There From Here (112 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Blue Champagne
Category: First Times, Humor, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning:
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski, Thatcher/Female
Summary: Dief actually spends nearly all the story offscreen. But he shows up at the end. It's Ray and Fraser time!
Archived on: 12/31/04
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Title: Talking to the Dog VI: By Any Other Name (40 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Blue Champagne
Category: Drama, First Times, Humor, Series
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Dief has to have his teeth cleaned. Ray has the car and, apparently, the ability to get the day off. Ray, meet the inside of your head.
Archived on: 02/07/03
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Title: Requiescat (227 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Blue Champagne
Category: First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski, Fraser/Male, Kowalski/Turnbull
Summary: The guys get beat up and need to hang out and do a little group healing. This ends nicely, no cliffhanger, but there'll still likely be sequelage.
Archived on: 02/11/05
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Title: With Best Wishes on Your Birthday (67 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Blue Champagne
Category: First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: slash
Pairing: Kowalski/Male
Summary: Happy Birthday tooo youuuuu.
Archived on: 10/14/05
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Title: Requiescat Short (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Blue Champagne
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray's favorite phrase (probably) drops out of his vocabulary for a while.
Archived on: 02/11/05
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Title: Special Friends (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Blue Champagne
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: m/m, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski, Kowalski/Female
Summary: Venting with a pal.
Archived on: 12/05/04
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Title: Bonspiel (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: brooklinegirl
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Kowalski/Turnbull
Summary: a.k.a.: "please god - kill me now" or "brooklinegirl needs a fucking lobotomy" or "look what blg made estrella beta for her" or "estrella defriends brooklinegirl"
Archived on: 08/02/05
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Title: No Sex, Please. (15 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Buffy
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary:
Archived on: 04/16/99
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Title: Say Anything (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Buffy
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary:
Archived on: 04/16/99
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Title: What Really Happened To Victoria (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Buffy
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary:
Archived on: 04/16/99
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Title: The Kindness of Strangers (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Buffy
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Here's my first piece of DS fic dealing with New Guy. I'm sorry, I *really* wish they hadn't named him Stanley Kowalski...
Archived on: 04/16/99
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Title: Bloodsucking Fiends Of The Yukon (15 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Buffy
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: I think everyone should do at least one vampire story in their life
Archived on: 04/16/99
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Title: Scratch (32 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Callie
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser finds a way to relieve Ray's irritation.
Archived on: 04/01/01
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Title: The Broom Closet? (13 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: camcalli
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Female
Summary: Ray V eavesdrops on Fraser and Keelian and hears something that he didn't expect.
Archived on: 08/05/05
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Title: Ray Likes It Red (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cara Chapel
Category: Drama, Episode Related, Humor, Plot What Plot, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio, Vecchio/Female
Summary: Ray Vecchio yearns for an unattainable lover.
Archived on: 04/10/01
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Title: Why Did The chicken Cross The Road (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Carol Cricow
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser's answer to that perennial question...
Archived on: 05/23/99
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Title: Birthdays (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Catalina Dudka
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Somedays it does pay to get out of bed.
Archived on: 02/24/99
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Title: Too Quiet (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Catalina Dudka
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing:
Summary: Revenge is even more fun in the summer. This story is a sequel to Christmas Wonderland.
Archived on: 02/24/99
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Title: Babysitting (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Catalina Dudka
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Ray Vecchio & Fraser give some friends a hand.
Archived on: 02/24/99
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Title: Use the Spray (19 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Catvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: M/M
Summary: In honor of Paul Gross' birthday . . .
Archived on: 04/30/00
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Title: Shipping & Handling (35 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: CatViNon
Category: Fixit, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: A cop, a Mountie, and a hotel room.
Archived on: 10/28/00
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Title: How the Ray was Won (56 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: catwalksalone
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Vecchio/Kowalski
Summary: See title. Or. One name, two men, three tasks and a motif. Or several.
Archived on: 12/16/08
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Title: Powers of Attraction (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: catwalksalone
Category: First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: slash
Pairing: Vecchio/Kowalski
Summary: With great power comes great responsibility, apparently.
Lucky for Ray and Ray, their powers? Not so great.
Archived on: 12/16/08
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Title: Raypunzel (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: catwalksalone
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: AU
Pairing: Vecchio/Kowalski
Summary: Once there was a Chicago princess who was held captive in a high tower.
Archived on: 12/16/08
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Title: Meeting the Curve (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: catwalksalone
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Warning: none
Pairing: Vecchio/Kowalski
Summary: The thing is, you get thrown a curveball you can do one of three things:
you can hit, you can swing and miss, or you can stare into mid-air and wish you were home in your ma's kitchen sneaking cannoli out from under her indulgent eye.
What're *you* gonna do?
Archived on: 02/04/09
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Title: Let the Sunshine In (22 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: catwalksalone
Category: First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: none
Pairing: Vecchio/Kowalski
Summary: Ray's a great detective, he has a nose
for things. But when it comes to his personal life, his observational skills? Not so hot.
Archived on: 02/04/09
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Title: Team Whimsy fic bomb (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: catwalksalone
Category: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warning: none
Pairing: Vecchio/Kowalski
Summary: Waking up fairy. You're doing it *wrong*.
Archived on: 12/16/08
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Title: One Hundred Eighty (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: catwalksalone
Category: Drama, Humor, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Vecchio/Kowalski
Summary: Vecchio's had a bad day. Kowalski helps make it better. With puns. Bad puns.
Sequel to: When the Borders Bleed
Archived on: 12/16/08
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Title: Five Holidays Ray and Ray Managed not to Screw Up (18 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: catwalksalone
Category: Drama, Holiday, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Warning: slash, AU
Pairing: Vecchio/Kowalski
Summary: See title. Five sets of Ray/Ray from five different 'verses.
Archived on: 12/23/08
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Title: Lend Me A Hand (37 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cee-Bee Bonnie
Category: Plot What Plot, Humor, Romance, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: First time story
Archived on: 05/18/99
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Title: The Life Of Riley (77 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Celeste Hotaling-Lyons
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: This story is a sequel to Twenty-and-One Chihuahuas .
Archived on: 06/01/99
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Title: A Hawk And A Handsaw: Part Deux (43 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Celeste Hotaling-Lyons
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary:
Archived on: 06/01/99
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Title: Twenty-and-One Chihuahuas (33 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Celeste Hotaling-Lyons
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary:
Archived on: 06/01/99
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Title: Two-Thirty A.M. in the Kitchen of Milk and Pasta (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: china_shop
Category: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warning: slash
Pairing: Vecchio/Kowalski
Summary: "Come in." Ray put his hand on Kowalski's shoulder. "Take the couch. It's too late to go any further." / Kowalski looked pained. "And wake up in the middle of your family? No, thanks." But he turned off the ignition.
Archived on: 12/16/08
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Title: If Due South Were Directed By. (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Chris Lark
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing:
Summary: What if Due South were directed by some very well-known personalities?
Archived on: 03/07/99
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Title: Top Ten Lists--Part Deux (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Chris Lark and Melissa Ritchings
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: More lists! We're back, and better than ever! This story is a sequel to Due South Top Ten Lists.
Archived on: 02/26/99
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Title: Surprises (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Claire Louise
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Letters sent to Fraser and Vecchio throw them into a tizzy.
Archived on: 05/09/99
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Title: Millenial Sex (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: the Cloudwalker
Category: Holiday: New Years, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray has definate ideas of how he wishes to celebrate the coming Millenium.
Archived on: 12/22/99
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Title: Look, Officer, I Can Explain Everything. (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: cmshaw
Category: Challenge, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, h/c, b/d
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: In which Ray wears lumberjack clothes, objects to Sven's smell, and gets a little too close to the Inspector's toys, while Fraser misunderstands everything but makes it up in the end.
Archived on: 05/11/01
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Title: Jumpy (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: cmshaw
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Vecchio/Kowalski
Summary: Ray Kowalski is tense. Ray Vecchio helps.
Archived on: 09/06/01
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Title: Six Feet Down and Wondering (47 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cobalt
Category: Series: Song For a Winters Night, Drama, Humor, Romance, First times
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Benny's alone and depressed, and Stan doesn't know how to help.
Archived on: 01/07/01
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Title: Return to Me (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Compass
Category: Fixit, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Kowalski/Female
Summary: Francesca sulks over lost love.
Archived on: 05/05/99
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Title: Down Time (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Cythera
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance, Plot What Plot
Rating: R
Warning: slash, violence, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: If a Ray falls in his apartment, and no one's around to hear it, does he make a sound?
Archived on: 12/31/00
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Title: How Many Blondes Does It Take? (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: d.c.
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser helps Ray Kowalski with a puzzle.(the story truly isn't mine. :::hee,hee:::)
Archived on: 06/27/03
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Title: Soggy (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Debbie Hann
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Ray K and Fraser get caught in the rain.
Archived on: 04/29/00
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Title: Only in the USA. (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Debbie Hann
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser and Kowalski babysit a suspect.
Archived on: 04/27/00
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Title: Golden Moment (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Debbie Hann
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser hears a funny noise coming from RayK's desk.
Archived on: 04/29/00
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Title: .And Only in Canada (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Debbie Hann
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser and Kowalksi are still stuck babysitting the same suspect.
This story is a sequel to Only in the USA..
Archived on: 04/27/00
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Title: Big Red (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Debbie Hann
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: All Ray was trying to do was be nice?
Archived on: 04/29/00
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Title: Pronunciation Key (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Debbie Hann
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Ray Kowalski misunderstands Fraser.
Archived on: 04/29/00
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Title: B&R23: What Happens in Vegas (21 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Dee Gilles
Category: Drama, Episode Related, Fixit, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: R
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: What happens in Vegas, doesn't always stay in Vegas!
Archived on: 07/23/07
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Title: B&R5: Halloween (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Dee Gilles
Category: Holiday, Humor, Series
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: At a Halloween party, Elaine picks up on a subtle shift in the relationship between Ray and Ben.
Archived on: 05/27/07
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Title: Benny, The Red Clad Mountie (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Dianne T DeSha
Category: Holiday: Xmas, Humor, Poetry & Song
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: A holiday filk induced by way too much sugar at the office party one year...
Archived on: 03/18/99
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Title: Mukluks Featured In A Corner. (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Dianne T DeSha
Category: Challenge, Crossovers: fk, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m, crossovers
Pairing: Fraser/Male
Summary: Quick answer to the "Must have mukluks featured in a corner" challenge on DSX
Archived on: 03/18/99
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Title: The Game Is A Foot (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Dsrvbf
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary:
Archived on: 05/23/99
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Title: Rubber Duckies on the Thames (28 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Duex Dux
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: M/M
Summary: Fraser's obsession revealed kinda sorta....well...
Archived on: 05/11/99
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Title: Who Us (15 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elaine Walker
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: There's a nasty rumour going around and Ben and Ray are determined to quash it.
Archived on: 04/11/99
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Title: Deadeye and Dudley: Their True Story (15 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elaine Walker
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: M/M
Summary: After posting Moonlight Serenade, i was contacted by Deadeye and Dudley. This is their story, as they told it to me. This story is a sequel to Moonlight Serenade.
Archived on: 04/10/99
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Title: Another Truth Uncovered (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elaine Walker
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: None
Summary: Ray Kowalski has somethng he needs to discuss with Ms Fraser.
Archived on: 04/10/99
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Title: An Unlikely Story (14 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elaine Walker
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash
Pairing: Kowalski/Turnbull
Summary: An Alternate Universe? A shaggy dog story? Or maybe it's all true... you decide.
Archived on: 01/30/00
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Title: In And Out In The Closet (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elaine Walker
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Seeing a movie together results in a rather unexpected question for Ray.
Archived on: 04/10/99
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Title: D Day (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elaine Walker
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: It's April 14th and Ray's forgotten he has a deadline.
Archived on: 04/20/99
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Title: 'tis the Season (NOT a Christmas story) (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elaine Walker
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Season three? Just a horrible nightmare!
Archived on: 04/11/99
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Title: A Cop, A Mountie and a Massage (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elaine Walker
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray needs to relax and Ben thinks a massage will do the trick.
Archived on: 04/11/99
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Title: The Riv's Revenge (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elaine Walker
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: death story
Pairing: None
Summary: My response to news of the Riv's fate in Burning Down The House. Oh, boy was i *angry*!
Archived on: 04/11/99
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Title: Not Again (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elaine Walker
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Ray Kowalski is plagued by love letters from men and turns to Ben for advice. This story is a sequel to Who Us.
Archived on: 04/11/99
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Title: Survival Skills (133 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elizabeth
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: slash, violence, m/m, h/c, rape/nc
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: RayK runs into trouble during an undercover assignment. This is a re-post.
Archived on: 09/23/00
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Title: First Things First (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Elz
Category: Humor: Episode Related, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, violence, m/m, b/d, s/m, AU
Pairing: Kowalski/Turnbull
Summary: The result of watching Asylum and then falling asleep after eating too much cheese... BadRen! interrogates RayK
Archived on: 06/09/00
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Title: Learn to Speak Canine in Seven Easy Steps (41 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: etcetera-cat
Category: Challenge, First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Diefenbaker's a half-deaf half-wolf with a plan. Somebody should probably warn Fraser.
Archived on: 01/06/09
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Title: Ten Feet Under (13 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: etcetera-cat
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: I woke up three days before Christmas in a pit, and I couldn't see my way out.
Archived on: 01/06/09
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Title: Horizons (expanding) (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: etcetera-cat
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: The turtle's not the only thing getting its horizons expanded.
Archived on: 01/06/09
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Title: In Which There is a Half Wolf (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: etcetera-cat
Category: Drabbles, Humor, Series
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: The Dief-tastic coda to In Which There Are Turtles.
Sequel to: In Which There Are Turtles
Archived on: 01/06/09
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Title: Aurora Borealis (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: etcetera-cat
Category: First Times, Humor, Plot What Plot, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser and Ray and the great, white Northwest Areas.
Archived on: 01/06/09
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Title: In Which There Are Turtles (48 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: etcetera-cat
Category: Challenge, First Times, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray isn't sure which is worse: being hit in the head by a belligerent turtle, or suddenly being able to see dead Mounties.
Archived on: 01/06/09
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Title: Butterfly Love (142 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Eugenie Chua
Category: Crossovers: ch, Challenge, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m, crossovers, AU
Pairing: Kowalski/Male|M/M
Summary: Methos sees a familiar face from his past in Chicago.
Archived on: 11/21/00
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Title: Some Like It Red.And Some Like It Hot (42 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Eugenie Chua
Category: Challenge: Episode Related, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski|M/M
Summary: What if Vecchio had went undercover earlier in the series? What if Kowalski was there instead of Vecchio when Miss Fraser made her debut? What would have happened then?
Archived on: 05/22/00
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Title: Fraser Does a Favour (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Fiona Scott
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser does a favour (duh) and tricks Ray.
Archived on: 05/06/99
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Title: Detente (17 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: geekwriter
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: The fight's always the same.
Archived on: 11/16/05
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Title: The Letter (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Gemma Millar
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Meg Thatcher receives a letter...
Archived on: 08/09/00
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Title: Adventures In The Sin Trade #1: Canada Sure *Does* Know What To Export! (15 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Gilda Lily
Category: Series: Adventures In The Sin Trade, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: C'mon, didn't you ever wonder just *why* the RCMP only seems to have gorgeous-looking hunks? :)
Archived on: 08/16/99
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Title: Dreams? #7: Shower Me With Dreams. (24 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Gilda Lily
Category: Series: Dreams 7 Shower Me With Dreams, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, f/f, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio|F/F
Summary: Benny, Ray, and a shower. Originally posted 8/3/97. This story is a sequel to Dreams? #6: Dream Girls.
Archived on: 03/15/99
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Title: Dreams? #9: Goin' To The Chapel (17 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Gilda Lily
Category: Series: Dreams, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, f/f, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio|M/M|F/F
Summary: Elaine and Frannie's wedding day is here. Originally posted 5/25/98. This story is a sequel to Dreams? #8: Sometimes A Cigar Is Just A Cigar.
Archived on: 03/16/99
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Title: Dreams? #3: Dream Men (25 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Gilda Lily
Category: Series: Dreams, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: If you thought things were weird before, just check out the Precinct, the Consulate, and the Vecchios'! Originally posted 3/9/97. This story is a sequel to Dreams? #2: On The Riviera.
Archived on: 03/08/99
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Title: Dreams? #6: Dream Girls (22 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Gilda Lily
Category: Series: Dreams, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, f/f, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio|F/F
Summary: The wedding party goes shopping. Oh, yeah, and I think that teal is *definitely* Benny's color! :) Originally posted 6/13/97. This story is a sequel to Dreams? #5: Creamy Italian.
Archived on: 03/15/99
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Title: Sparkling (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Gilda Lily
Category: Holiday: New Years, Challenge, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: A Cop, a Mountie, and a bottle of sparkling fruit juice...
Archived on: 12/26/99
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Title: Dreams? #5: Creamy Italian (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Gilda Lily
Category: Series: Dreams, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Benny likes his Ray dressing...or Ray *un*dressing, in this case! :) Originally posted 5/9/97. This story is a sequel to Dreams? #4: Dreamy Italian .
Archived on: 03/15/99
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Title: Starlight (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Gilda Lily
Category: Romance, Holiday: Xmas, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Christmas up in the Far North. Originally posted 12/1/96.
Archived on: 02/24/99
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Title: Dreams? #2: On The Riviera (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Gilda Lily
Category: Series: Dreams, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: This story is a sequel to DREAMS? #1: STANDING GUARD FOR THEE. Ray's had his fun. Now it's Benny's turn! Originally posted 2/15/97 (The first story was originally posted 12/7/96). This story is a sequel to Dreams? #1: Standing Guard For Thee.
Archived on: 03/08/99
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Title: Chocolate-Dipped (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Gilda Lily
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary:
Archived on: 02/13/99
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Title: Dreams? #1: Standing Guard For Thee (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Gilda Lily
Category: Series: Dreams, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: The Dreams? series is anything goes: voyeurism, exhibitionism, cross-dressing, b&d...
Archived on: 03/08/99
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Title: Dreams? #4: Dreamy Italian (19 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Gilda Lily
Category: Series: Dreams, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Lunch, dinner, and dessert (Always do what Mama tells you!). Originally posted 5/5/97. This story is a sequel to Dreams? #3: Dream Men.
Archived on: 03/15/99
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Title: The Quiz (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Gilda Lily
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Elaine is bored on the night shift and persuades Ray to take a magazine quiz...with interesting results! Originally posted 10/25/96. My first posting to DSX!
Archived on: 02/20/99
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Title: Recipe #1: Naked Mountie Soup (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Gilda Lily Jeannie Marie
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Are you hungry? Then check this recipe out! :)
Archived on: 05/15/99
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Title: In More Ways (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Giuliana
Category: : Episode Related, Drama, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: gen, slash, m/m, m/f, multiple partners
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski|Fraser/Female|Kowalski/Female
Summary: Ray stumbles upon a very unexpected situation.
Archived on: 05/20/00
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Title: How To Defrost A Mountie In July (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Giulietta
Category: Challenge, Humor, Plot What Plot, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser looks blank, so Ray tries to explain without saying something stupid like *your mouth is red* or *your hair is wet* or *Hi, I can see right through your shirt and it's turning me on.*
Archived on: 07/23/05
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Title: Ray's Inuit Story (18 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Giulietta
Category: Drama, First Times, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: PG-13
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: And Ray does something stupid, because that is just the only way he ever manages to get anything important done.
Archived on: 08/20/05
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Title: Socks (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Giulietta
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m, h/c
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: And he likes the socks, mostly. Yeah, there're thin white cotton socks for summer and a whole host of wool ones for winter -- striped and polka-dotted and zig-zaggy and occasionally solid red. They're okay socks. Nice and soft. Sometimes Ray borrows them, when he has to get out of the house and the thermometer reads so low that there's no red showing at all.
Archived on: 05/17/05
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Title: Scent Marking (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Giulietta
Category: Challenge, First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: It's not as though he can tell Ray, "Could you lie still while I sniff your armpit?" They haven't had a serious argument since they got here, but Fraser suspects that such a comment would ensure one.
Archived on: 05/17/05
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Title: Six Months On Vulcan (18 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Giulietta
Category: Challenge, Crossovers, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: However, Fraser cannot believe he could ever have predicted that -- for reasons which most certainly don't need exploring at this juncture -- he would ever find himself in the antechamber of a launching spaceship, somehow wedged between a certain spiky-haired Chicago detective and a hard place, and contemplating the very real risk of suffocating.
Archived on: 07/04/05
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Title: Purr Purr (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: GL
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: How a man always gets his Mountie
Archived on: 05/23/99
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Title: Mind Sweeper (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Hsu-Lyn Yap
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Computer games can be hazardous to your health.
Archived on: 04/02/99
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Title: Conduit (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Hsu-Lyn Yap
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: When Fraser is sick, Ray must take over his most important duties.
Archived on: 04/02/99
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Title: Bad Days (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Hsu-Lyn Yap
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Everyone has *those* days...
Archived on: 04/02/99
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Title: Life Imitating Art. Or Vice Versa (14 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Hsu-Lyn Yap
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser and Ray and a strange, strange case of mistaken identity.
Archived on: 04/02/99
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Title: Heaven-O (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Hsu-Lyn Yap
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: The meaning of a greeting.
Archived on: 04/02/99
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Title: Entitled (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Hsu-Lyn Yap
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Written for die-hard Due South fans.
Archived on: 04/02/99
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Title: The Closed File (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Hsu-Lyn Yap
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Can it really be that simple?
Archived on: 04/02/99
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Title: Some Like It Blood-Red (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Hsu-Lyn Yap
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary:
Archived on: 06/02/99
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Title: Ray! (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Hsu-Lyn Yap
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary:
Archived on: 06/02/99
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Title: Purely coincidental? (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Hsu-Lyn Yap
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary:
Archived on: 06/02/99
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Title: Sleet on a Summer's Day (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Hsu-Lyn Yap
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary:
Archived on: 06/02/99
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Title: Tuktusiuriagatigitqingnapinngitkyptinnga or You'll never come caribou-hunting with me again (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Hsu-Lyn Yap
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary:
Archived on: 06/02/99
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Title: My Ever-Changing Moods (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: HYPERFocused
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: G
Warning:
Pairing:
Summary: Just a typical day. Ray's emotions run through the gamut.
Archived on: 03/18/05
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Title: A Christmas Story (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: HYPERFocused
Category: Challenge, First Times, Holiday, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Just a little holiday fun in front of the TV.
Archived on: 12/30/04
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Title: Don't Speak (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: HYPERFocused
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray learns to keep Fraser quiet
Archived on: 03/17/05
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Title: Some Boys Are Bigger Than Others (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Icecat62
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: 4.3" is an average Canadian? Not in MY fics!
Archived on: 01/27/01
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Title: Peaches & Cream or Just Desserts (23 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Icecat62
Category: Challenge: Episode Related, Humor, Romance, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Meg and Ben go at it! :) This story is a sequel to Strawberries & Vanilla Ice Cream.
Archived on: 08/03/99
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Title: Armor Amour (46 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Icecat62
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Female
Summary: Turnbull fixes some things.
Archived on: 10/29/00
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Title: Checking From Behind (52 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Icecat62
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: m/f, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Meg and Ben eat popcorn and play hockey.
This story is a sequel to Ice Queen.
Archived on: 03/22/00
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Title: Three Cliches Meg Thatcher Found Herself Playing Completely Straight, and One She Subverted With Not Inconsiderable Glee (30 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: icepixie
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Just what it says on the tin.
Archived on: 03/02/11
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Title: To Give Life a Shape (28 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: icepixie
Category: Crossovers, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: m/f
Pairing:
Summary: Fraser and Thatcher attend one of the New Burbage Festival's corporate workshops, where Geoffrey, because he finds them amusing, attempts to yank their chains by casting them in precisely the two roles they don't want to play. Awkwardness ensues, musings on life and art are pronounced, and all is well ended. [Crossover with Slings & Arrows.]
Archived on: 01/02/11
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Title: Lovers and Madmen (and also Canadians) (44 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Icepixie
Category: Crossovers, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning:
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Trevor Hale faces one of his greatest matchmaking challenges when he attempts to match up our favorite Mounties. [Crossover with Cupid]
Archived on: 02/15/08
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Title: The Longest Knock Knock Joke (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Innusiq
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: The title explains it all.
Archived on: 10/09/02
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Title: Some Like it Red . . . and then Some Don't (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Innusiq
Category: Romance: Episode Related, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Two missing scenes from Some Like it Red.
Archived on: 10/27/00
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Title: My Most Perfect Valentine (32 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: innusiq
Category: Holiday: Valentine's Day, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Valentine's Day, Benny and Ray style.
Archived on: 02/07/01
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Title: A Chicago Cop or a Mountie (24 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Inspector Postcard
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher, Thatcher/Male, Kowalski/Female
Summary: The "Mystery of What Was In Thatcher's Mouth!"
Archived on: 04/30/01
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Title: Why (72 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Inspector Postcard
Category: Drama, Episode Related, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: gen, violence, m/f, death story, h/c
Pairing: M/F
Summary: Why do events happen in life? Are they all a chain reaction for a greater event? Is there a purpose to everything that happens?
Archived on: 07/04/01
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Title: Shooting Pool (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Irene Pinsent
Category: Romance, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: What happens when our boys from the 27th precinct and a certain Mountie gather around a cramped pool table? (No Victoria, I promise...)
Archived on: 02/15/99
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Title: If I Had A Million Dollars (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Iris Gray
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: What would Ray do if he had a million dollars?
Archived on: 07/19/00
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Title: Something Borrowed, Someone Blue (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jack
Category: : Episode Related: Episode Related, Drama, Humor, Romance, Plot What Plot
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Kowalski/Turnbull|M/M
Summary: Ray Kowalski wore Turnbull's dress reds for a couple of tense hours during Asylum. How did Turnbull feel when he got his uniform back?
Archived on: 05/14/99
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Title: Mr Kowalski's Feeling for Snow (28 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jane Symons
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: A post Call of the Wild story -- what happens to those boys after they disappear over the horizon?
Archived on: 05/05/99
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Title: Trapped (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jane Symons
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: This was originally written in response to a Trapped story challenge. A peek into Ray Kowalski's mind.
Archived on: 05/05/99
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Title: Daydreams (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Janet Jongebloed
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing:
Summary: The author daydreams about Due South while sitting in math class!
Archived on: 05/06/99
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Title: If You Give a Man a Pan (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Janice R Sager
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: A silly little plot bunny bite me! This is a fic parody based on a children's book.
Archived on: 09/20/01
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Title: The Lone Mountie (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: JD NICK Duncan
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen, crossovers
Pairing: None
Summary: What would happen if Due South and X-Files took on a Lone Ranger theme.
Archived on: 05/05/99
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Title: Tit for Tat (131 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jean Tryon
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, violence, m/f, h/c
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: A study of character reversals for Fraser and Thatcher as events unfold.
Archived on: 03/18/99
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Title: Sweet Transvestite (15 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jen Scott
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Fraser goes to The Rocky Horror Picture Show and sees a sweet transvestite.
Archived on: 05/06/99
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Title: Daytime Drama (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: JenAsayKwa
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m, m/f, multiple partners, AU
Pairing: M/F|M/M
Summary: Due South as viewed on a weekday afternoon.
Archived on: 03/03/00
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Title: Hello, Stranger (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jessie
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ben and Kowalski go out for dinner, and in the proccess run into a vaugely familiar mob-man.
Archived on: 04/01/99
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Title: My Hero (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jessie
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: a Duesy of a fairy tale
Archived on: 04/01/99
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Title: Wolfiekins (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: JLS
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Dief is so *cute*!
Archived on: 05/05/99
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Title: Guarding Muffy (21 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jo
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Ray Kowalski and Fraser save the day, twice, but justice has its costs.
Archived on: 07/05/00
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Title: Roasted Hog Day (72 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jo with Ashinae
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, violence, m/m, au
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser is having the worst day of his life. Over and over and over...
Archived on: 11/05/00
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Title: Breaking Up is Hard to Do (23 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jo Wolfe
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Fraser has a bad habit to break just when Thatcher goes crazy preparing for an upcoming visit by the Prime Minister.
Archived on: 05/11/99
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Title: Meet Porno Fraser (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jodie Louise
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: i don't think this is needed ;)
Archived on: 02/18/03
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Title: The Magic Wand (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jodie Louise
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash
Pairing: None
Summary: Dewey eavesdrops.
Archived on: 01/12/03
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Title: Meet Porno Welsh (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jodie Louise
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning:
Pairing: Kowalski/Male
Summary: is this really needed?
Archived on: 02/18/03
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Title: Foot Fetish (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jodie Louise
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash
Pairing: Kowalski/Male
Summary: the title says it. a story inspired by cmshaw.
Archived on: 02/18/03
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Title: Three Nipples (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jodie Louise
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash
Pairing: Vecchio/Kowalski
Summary: this is a revised, revamped version of what appeared in my jodie_mouse Live Journal
Archived on: 01/05/03
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Title: Serendipity Style 1 (52 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Jonah in the Whale
Category: Drama, Humor, Series
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: If there's something strange in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call?
Archived on: 04/23/02
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Title: American Standard (200 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Josephine March
Category: Crossovers, Humor, International Stories
Rating: PG
Warning: gen
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: The people in Possum Lake may not be the sharpest knives in the drawer, but they're running some kind of operation. Ben and Ray Vecchio investigate. Yes, folks, it's a Due South/Red Green crossover.
Archived on: 12/21/01
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Title: Engaged in the Act. (56 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Juliet Kinsley and Meg Fraser
Category: Plot What Plot, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: m/m, m/f, multiple partners
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski|Fraser/Thatcher|Fraser/Male|Thatcher/Male
Summary:
Archived on: 06/25/99
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Title: For What It's Worth (485 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kali Sandison
Category: Series: The Adventures of Armando Langostini: Episode Related, Holiday: Valentine's Day, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: gen, violence, death story, m/f, h/c, AU
Pairing: Vecchio/Female
Summary: Paranoia upsets Cass and Armando's relationship just before Cupid's special day.
This story is a sequel to Another Auld Lange Syne.
Archived on: 02/13/00
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Title: Busted (40 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kali Sandison
Category: Plot What Plot, Series, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen
Pairing: Vecchio/Female
Summary: What happens to Ms. Peacock & Mr. Body after the ball.
This story is a sequel to Masquerade.
Archived on: 12/07/99
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Title: Another Auld Lange Syne (106 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kali Sandison
Category: Series: The Adventures of Armando Langostini, Holiday: New Years, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: m/f
Pairing: Vecchio/Female
Summary: Armando and Cass ring in the New Year
This story is a sequel to Blessed Be.
Archived on: 01/03/00
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Title: Revelations (131 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kali Sandison
Category: Series: The Abbey Normal Chronicles, Crossovers, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: m/f, crossovers
Pairing: Vecchio/Female
Summary: Abbey spends a holiday with Ray and Ben and many things are revealed.
This story is a sequel to A Debt to Repay.
Archived on: 08/27/00
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Title: Another Auld Lange Syne--R (106 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kali Sandison
Category: Series: The Adventures of Armando Langostini, Holiday: New Years, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Vecchio/Female
Summary: Armando & Cass spend New Years together.
This story is a sequel to Blessed Be.
Archived on: 01/12/00
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Title: Nuthin' But Trouble (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Karen
Category: Crossovers, Humor, Series
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Xover with The Sentinel. Pre-slash. Simon's having a terrible day, then against all probabilty it gets worse.
Archived on: 07/15/04
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Title: A Due South Fairy Tale (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Karen Flieger
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary:
Archived on: 05/06/99
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Title: The Normal Story (72 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Karen Rossi
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Benny and Ray on a road trip to Normal, Illinois.
Archived on: 01/12/02
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Title: Love Me, Love My Wolf (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Katherine F
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: The morning after. Still no plot, and not much of anything else, either. This story is a sequel to Verisimilitude.
Archived on: 08/31/99
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Title: Swiss Mister (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Katrina Bowen
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: This story is a sequel to The More Things Change.
Archived on: 04/15/99
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Title: We Need To Talk (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Katrina Bowen
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary:
Archived on: 04/15/99
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Title: Wedding Bells (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Katrina Bowen
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Helping a young woman gets Fraser into a difficult situation.
Archived on: 04/15/99
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Title: Your Viewing Assignment Tonight (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Katrina Bowen
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: See what can happen when you don't label your videocassettes? Let This Be A Warning To You All
Archived on: 04/15/99
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Title: The More Things Change (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Katrina Bowen
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: When Ben is sent away from Chicago, Ray has to adjust to a new partner.
Archived on: 04/15/99
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Title: The Horror. The Horror (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Katrina Bowen
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: This story contains absolutely no slash content. None whatsoever. That's the farthest thing from my mind. Really.
Archived on: 04/15/99
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Title: Small Spaces (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Katy Deery
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Fraser and Ray need to have a serious talk, and where better to do it...?
Archived on: 05/23/99
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Title: Sleeping Beauty (15 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kay
Category: Romance, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Female|M/F
Summary: Fraser is the perfect Prince Charming, but will he get a wake-up call?
Archived on: 08/19/99
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Title: Prince Charming (24 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kay
Category: Romance, Holiday: Christmas, Series: Prince Charming, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, m/f, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Female|M/F
Summary: Fraser is still Francesca's Prince Charming, isn't he?
This story is a sequel to Sleeping Beauty.
Archived on: 11/04/99
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Title: Under (18 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kelleth Metheus
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning:
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Meg is catught in Fraser's office but where is she hiding.
Archived on: 01/10/07
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Title: Misinformed (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kelli J
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Closet confessions, mad people, and a joke!
Archived on: 04/08/01
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Title: The Big Brawl (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kelli J
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Ray Vecchio vs. Stanley Kowalski vs. Meg Thatcher!
Archived on: 04/08/01
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Title: Hook, Line, and Sinker (94 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Category: Series: Fishing, Drama, Humor, Romance, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray Vecchio has returned, Muldoon has been captured, but there are issues that need to be resolved for Fraser, Ray Vecchio, and Ray Kowalski. This story is a sequel to The Catch.
Archived on: 06/03/99
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Title: Garnish (122 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Category: Series: Fishing, Drama, Humor, Romance, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser is short-handed for a Consulate function and Ray K. decides to lend a hand. This story is a sequel to The Catch.
Archived on: 06/28/99
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Title: Small Fry (159 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Category: Series: Fishing, Series: Fishing, Drama, Humor, Romance, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: What happens when a worried Mountie confides in his sister. (Hint: Ray K. gets to realize a long-held dream.) Rated S for 'sappy.' :-) This story is a sequel to Hook, Line, and Sinker.
Archived on: 06/02/99
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Title: The Catch (178 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Category: Crossovers: ch, Series: Fishing , Drama, Humor, Romance, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, crossovers
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski|M/M
Summary: Amanda returns to Chicago to visit and finds a stranger wearing Ray's name, and Fraser in need of assistance. This story is a sequel to The One That Got Away.
Archived on: 05/19/99
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Title: Manners (27 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kellie Matthews
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Can Ray K. get Fraser to do something unseemly?
Archived on: 09/26/99
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Title: The One That Got Away (363 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kellie Matthews Julia Kosatka
Category: Crossovers: ch, Series: Fishing , Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, m/f, multiple partners, crossovers
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio|Fraser/Female|Vecchio/Female
Summary: Amanda shows up in Chicago to do a bit of "lifting" and encounters Fraser & Ray V. Things get complicated after a Quickening has some strange side-effects.
Archived on: 05/19/99
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Title: Mistletoe Cliche (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kerry
Category: Holiday: Christmas, Humor, Romance, Plot What Plot
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: It's not the mistletoe it's where you put it.
Archived on: 12/26/00
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Title: Trace Evidence: Bone Fragments (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kijikun
Category: Drama, Humor, Series
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Kowalski/Turnbull
Summary:
Archived on: 09/16/05
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Title: If You Give a Mountie a Cookie (149 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kiki Cabou
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: violence
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Something's cooking --- and it's deadly.

Archived on: 09/17/00
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Title: Green Thumb (107 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kiki Cabou
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, violence
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: A misunderstanding between Mounties, a couple of well-meaning cops, and a sudden "situation" turns an ordinary afternoon topsy-turvy! Enjoy. :)
Archived on: 06/02/00
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Title: Slam Dunk, Part Two (144 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kiki Cabou
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, violence, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher, Kowalski/Female
Summary: This is still "A story about deep friendship, rekindled love, and the staggeringly high price of glory."
Archived on: 09/06/01
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Title: Slam Dunk, Part Three (100 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kiki Cabou
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, violence, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher, Kowalski/Female
Summary: This remains "A story about deep friendship, rekindled love, and the staggeringly high price of glory."
Archived on: 09/06/01
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Title: Slam Dunk, Part One (164 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kiki Cabou
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, violence, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher, Kowalski/Female
Summary: A story about deep friendship, rekindled love, and the staggeringly high price of glory.
Archived on: 09/06/01
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Title: Benny's Jumper (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kira Sampson
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Franny desires a piece of Fraser!
Archived on: 05/10/99
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Title: Good Morning (repost) (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kuonji
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: (Note: This is a fanfic of a fanfic.) A year after the events in Speranza's "A Moment of Insight", Ray Kowalski wakes up to a. *special* surprise from Fraser.
Archived on: 08/29/04
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Title: Good Morning (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kuonji
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: (Note: This is a fanfic of a fanfic.) A year after the events in Speranza's "A Moment of Insight", Ray Kowalski wakes up to a. *special* surprise from Fraser.
Archived on: 08/22/04
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Title: Love Is. (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Kym Hamilton
Category: Holiday: Canada, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Kowalski/Turnbull
Summary: Turnbull is all alone in America, pining for someone close to him. Will he get his special wish for Canada Day?
Archived on: 07/23/99
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Title: Lament (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: L Ross
Category: Poetry & Song, Humor, Romance
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary:
Archived on: 05/10/99
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Title: Even the Blind. (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lady Ana
Category: : Episode Related, Drama, Humor, Fixit
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski|Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray is undercover in Las Vegas for about a month when he tries to justify to Armondo's niece why he is there. He doesn't come up with good answers.

Archived on: 06/17/00
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Title: Swords of Desire (30 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lady Mondegreen
Category: First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG-13
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Frannie tries her hand at writing a romance novel.
Archived on: 03/23/06
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Title: A Good Piece of Cheese (21 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lady Mondegreen
Category: First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: After one too many spam messages, Fraser sees his partner - and dairy products - in a new light.
Archived on: 03/16/06
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Title: "Intervention" (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: LadyAna
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Diefenbaker is being neglected by his other packmates and he is determined to do something about it.
Archived on: 05/03/01
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Title: The Phantom of Chicago (84 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: LadyAna
Category: Episode Related, First Times, Holiday, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray wonders if his and Benny's friendship is growing into something more. It takes a Halloween Costume party to bring out the best disguise.but will they find one another?

Archived on: 07/23/03
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Title: No Sense Is Nonsense VI- Justice is Afoot (80 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: LadyAna
Category: Drama, Humor, Series
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio, M/M
Summary: Chapter six of "No Sense is Nonsense." Possible infidelity scenarios in later segments. This part picks up directly after the last chapter.("Bonding Spirit")
Archived on: 05/03/03
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Title: No Sense is Nonsense V: Bonding Spirit (48 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: LadyAna
Category: Drama, Humor, Series
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio, M/M
Summary: Takes place directly after last part. Ray becomes friends again with James and attempts to repair his relationship with Fraser. The case of the murdered security gaurd gets another look.
Archived on: 06/24/02
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Title: Between the Lines (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: LadyAna
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Benny and Ray have a talk in the Riv about a flirtatious young woman they worked with on a case - and learn so very *much* about each other!
Archived on: 02/15/00
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Title: Chicken Soup for the Mountie's Soul (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: LadyAna
Category: Challenge, Episode Related, Humor, Romance
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray introduces Fraser to the food of the Gods - or at least the poor & college students. (the same?)

Archived on: 02/01/03
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Title: "Ouch!" (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: LadyAna
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Fraser discovers a new and *extremely* irritating source of enjoyment to engage in with Vecchio.
Archived on: 06/21/01
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Title: The King of Love (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: lalejandra
Category: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray is drunk, at the Consulate, and wearing a hat that proclaims him the "King of Love".
Archived on: 04/19/05
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Title: Troublemaker (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Latonya
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser, Kowalski, the Duck Brothers and Turnbull attend the world's most boring seminar. Ray finds a way to have fun at Ben's expense.
Archived on: 08/31/99
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Title: Fairy Story (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Laura Jacquez Valentine
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Why Fraser should eavesdrop more often.
Archived on: 04/23/01
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Title: Coming to Dinner (20 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Laura Kaye
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski, Vecchio/Female
Summary: This was easier in Canada.
Archived on: 08/10/02
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Title: These Little Earthquakes (453 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Laura Lee
Category: Drama, Series: Monarch Butterfly, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Kowalski/Female|M/F
Summary: Fraser and RayK have an art theft to solve. Tori and RayK have problems.
This story is a sequel to Butterflies Are Free.
Archived on: 03/02/00
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Title: Butterflies Are Free (340 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Laura Lee
Category: Drama, Series: Monarch Butterfly, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning:
Pairing: Fraser/Female|Kowalski/Female|M/F
Summary: RayK is assigned a new partner. Has he met his match? Also, A murder mystery must be solved.
Archived on: 00,02,27|gn|//f/
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Title: Fragile (311 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Laura Lee
Category: Drama, Series: Monarch Buttefly, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Kowalski/Female|M/F
Summary: Fraser and RayK have a murder to solve.
This story is a sequel to These Little Earthquakes.
Archived on: 03/10/00
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Title: Cowboys Do It On Horseback (80 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Laura Lee aka Snowee
Category: Drama, Humor, Series
Rating: R
Warning: gen, violence, m/f, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Female, Thatcher/Male, Kowalski/Female, M/F
Summary: Fraser must solve a tough murder in the town he's just managed to clean up.
Archived on: 09/03/01
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Title: Pandora's Box (163 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Laura Lee Snowee
Category: Drama, Series: Aurora, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Kowalski/Female
Summary: Kowalski meets Aurora again, this time things are more intense.
This story is a sequel to Face To Face.
Archived on: 08/23/00
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Title: The Cowboy Way (132 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Laura Lee Snowee
Category: Drama, Humor, Series
Rating: R
Warning: gen, violence, m/f, AU
Pairing: None
Summary: In this AU fic, Fraser is the new sheriff and the Rays are deputized to straighten out a lawless town.
Archived on: 09/03/01
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Title: Aliens abduct Ray (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Laurie strode
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning:
Pairing: None
Summary: ray gets abducted by aliens
Archived on: 04/04/02
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Title: Santa Claus Was A Chicago Cop (47 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Laurie Taylor
Category: Holiday: Xmas, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Fraser's first Vecchio Christmas: some wishes come true, some don't; but Ray makes certain Fraser feels the spirit.
Archived on: 05/19/99
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Title: Pure Maple Syrup (13 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Laurie Taylor
Category: Plot What Plot, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio|Fraser/Male|Vecchio/Male|M/M
Summary: Ray waits for Fraser, in Fraser's apartment, bored, aroused, and finding few items in the refrigerator...
Archived on: 05/14/99
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Title: Play Misty For Me (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: LdyWarrior
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance, Plot What Plot
Rating: PG
Warning: m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: A 'first time' story with slight Ray K angst.
Archived on: 02/22/99
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Title: Party Animal (32 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Leslie Crismond
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Constable Benton Fraser of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police parties down.
Archived on: 03/23/00
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Title: Paint (22 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Linda Hughes
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Ray decides to decorate in his own unique way.
Archived on: 02/09/00
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Title: Fraser's Special Day (24 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Linda Hughes
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Ray Kowalski plans a special day for Fraser.
Archived on: 03/18/00
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Title: The Duel (22 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Linda Hughes
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser teaches Ray to fence.
Archived on: 04/03/00
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Title: Two Left Feet (25 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Linda Hughes
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser needs Ray's help in preparing for a consulate function.
Archived on: 03/18/00
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Title: The Stake Out (29 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Linda Hughes
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Ray and Fraser spend an evening on a stake-out.
Archived on: 06/05/00
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Title: Splash (28 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Linda Hughes
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser teaches Ray to swim!
Archived on: 08/30/00
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Title: Ravages (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Livia
Category: Drabbles, Humor, Romance
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser has a minor, but distracting, kink.
Archived on: 08/08/00
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Title: You Know You Watch Too Much Due South When. (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Liz Vlahos
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: I think everyone here at Hexwood qualifies...just see for yourself.
Archived on: 03/14/00
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Title: What if Benny and Ray were on the Net? (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lorene Turner
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Self-referencing of DS on the Net "virtually" guarantees a laugh...
Archived on: 05/12/99
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Title: Idle Hands (19 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lori J
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Ray Kowalski is bored and turns to Fraser for help.
Archived on: 10/25/00
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Title: Secrets and Duty, Honor Bound (40 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lys
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: This is another in the continuing Glimpses of Ben Series. This one deals with the consequences of reading certain reading material not suited to a 15 year old.
Archived on: 08/16/01
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Title: Mirror Image (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lys
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: The Results of Ben at 4 trying to be more like others.
This story is a sequel to Carried Away.
Archived on: 11/27/99
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Title: Franny's Clugal Flugal (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lys
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Female
Summary: Lightening strikes twice.
Archived on: 06/06/04
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Title: Edible Strawberry Panties (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lys
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: A delivery man's experience at the Consulate.
Archived on: 06/06/04
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Title: Carried Away (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lys
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: What Ben does at age 4 to be more like the other kids.
Archived on: 11/27/99
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Title: What's A Vacation For Anyway? (36 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lys
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: A story about a vacation for Ben and Ray without the RIV and Diefenbacker.
Archived on: 06/05/02
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Title: Taking Care of Matilda (36 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lys
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning:
Pairing: None
Summary: An inheritence given to Benton Fraser drives Ray Vecchio crazy with curiosity.
Archived on: 06/05/02
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Title: Four Years and Counting (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Lys
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Female
Summary: How Ben reacts to Francesca 4 years after they met.
Archived on: 06/06/04
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Title: Waffles (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: M L Ross
Category: Romance, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: PG
Warning: m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Female
Summary: A romance told from Thatcher's point of view.
Archived on: 05/10/99
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Title: The Last Saskatchewan Pirates (80 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: M-A
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: A Calgary detective and a Mountie from the boreal forests of northern Saskatchewan are chasing a gang of prairie pirates.
Archived on: 07/22/04
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Title: Accessories by Peerless (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Magnes
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Two cops, one closet, and a busted pair of handcuff!
Archived on: 05/05/00
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Title: Scenes From an Ice Floe (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Magnes
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: With nothing but time on their hands, Ray and Fraser have a little talk...
Archived on: 12/23/99
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Title: Zombies (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Makayla
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: I really don't know what I was thinking, total brainfart. There was probably meant to be some Fraser/Ray in there somewhere but then madness occured.
Archived on: 03/22/10
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Title: Zombies. (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Makayla
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: I can't apologise enough for this, total brain fart- but much better formatted than the last one.
Archived on: 03/22/10
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Title: One Man's Kink (49 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Mallory Klohn
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ben reveals himself to be only a man, while Ray turns out to be a monster...but in a good way.
Archived on: 01/01/00
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Title: Wedding vows (29 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Marcella Polman
Category: Challenge, First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning:
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray proposes. Fraser says '€˜I do'€™.

Archived on: 12/24/06
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Title: Birdsong at Morning (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: March Josephine
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance, Plot What Plot
Rating: R
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: What were Fraser, Thatcher, and Turnbull doing in the Queen's Bedroom so early on a Saturday morning?
Archived on: 09/04/99
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Title: The Challenges (40 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Maria Jackson
Category: Challenge, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski|Kowalski/Turnbull
Summary: Three challenges done in fun. Double Agent 69, My Mounties back and Destroy all Mobsters. Fraser/Kowalski
Archived on: 07/31/00
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Title: Dearly Beloved (116 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Maria Jackson
Category: Romance, Drama, Humor, Poetry & Song
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski|Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: A bride killer on the loose and the accidental marriage with RayK,Fraser and Vecchio all involved. Posted once before.
Archived on: 05/30/00
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Title: Obsessed or Possessed? (163 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Maria Jackson
Category: Series: Coming Home, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser comes home to Chicago to join his lover Kowalski and new partner Brock solve a mystery.
This story is a sequel to "My Gift to You".
Archived on: 01/24/00
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Title: It's called Romance (123 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Maria Jackson
Category: Holiday: Valentine's Day, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Early Valentine. . . Fraser and Kowalski and a bottle of Romance.
Archived on: 01/31/01
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Title: Across the Border (272 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Maria Jackson
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser and Kowalski go undercover for the FBI and Brock, Ray's partner joins the mele.
Archived on: 04/05/01
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Title: Peach Preserves (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Marilea Butler
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Who is behind the strange phone calls Meg is getting? Very mild spoilers for Asylum.
Archived on: 07/10/00
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Title: The Witches of Southwyck (44 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Marna Hughes
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary:
Archived on: 06/01/99
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Title: North by Northwest (13 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Marna Hughes
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: gen
Pairing: Fraser/Female
Summary: This story is a sequel to Playing With Fire .
Archived on: 06/01/99
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Title: Undercover Partners (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Mary
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Eight-year-old Ben has to make a tough decision when the girl he loves ends up on the wrong side of the law.
Archived on: 07/06/00
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Title: Mrs. Beers' Secret (136 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Mary
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Ten-year-old Ben has a crush on his school teacher.
Archived on: 08/11/01
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Title: Unfinished (284 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Maya Tawi
Category: Crossovers, Drama, Humor, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, multiple partners
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski, Fraser/Male, Kowalski/Male, M/M
Summary: Tru Calling crossover. Five years after "Undone", Ray disappears, and Fraser turns to Harrison for help in finding him.
Sequel to: Undone
Archived on: 05/16/05
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Title: Perils of the Bride-asaurus (164 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Mazeppa
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, h/c, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser grows tired of strangers thinking he and Ray are single and available. He's tired of keeping the relationship under wraps and makes a bold move. The Chicago gang comes to Inuvik. Mayhem and Matrimoney ensues.
Archived on: 09/10/03
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Title: Perils of Burning Ice (64 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Mazeppa
Category: Drama, Humor, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Scientists are digging who knows what out of th Arctic ice. Fraser is having trouple at the RCMP. Can Ray's day get worse. Oh, Snidely Whiplash is back.
Archived on: 06/13/03
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Title: Perils of the Midnight Sun (56 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Mazeppa
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: m/m, h/c, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Tourists can be a problem even in the Northwest Territories; so can bountie hunters.
Archived on: 03/28/03
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Title: Perils of the Mad Trapper (92 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Mazeppa
Category: Drama, Holiday, Humor, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser and Kowalski are heading to Chicago for Thanksgiving. There are big problems that have nothing to do with the latest loon who wants to kill them.
Archived on: 05/03/03
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Title: Don't Be Afraid (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Meadow Lion
Category: Plot What Plot: Episode Related, Holiday: Halloween, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio|Fraser/Male|Vecchio/Male|M/M
Summary: Someone appears at Fraser's door on Halloween with an intent to seduce. Minor spoilers for 'Heaven and Earth.'
Archived on: 02/10/00
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Title: Bad Poetry and More (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Megan Fishstic Wilkins
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Insomia does weird things to the brain at 5:30 AM.
Archived on: 09/16/99
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Title: A Small Misunderstanding (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Melanie Mitchell
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Just how big is Fraser's range, anyway?
Archived on: 09/16/99
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Title: The Epic Limerick from Heck (Pilot, part One) (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Melanie Mitchell
Category: : Episode Related, Humor, Poetry & Song
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: A cruel, heartless Muse forced a normally sober fanfic writer to translate the plot of the Due South pilot into limericks.
Archived on: 04/25/00
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Title: Musings (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: MHH
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: The ponderings of a packmate.
Archived on: 09/27/00
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Title: Overheard (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: MHH
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray tries something new.
Archived on: 01/19/01
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Title: Mean Mr. Mustard (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: MHH
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray's got a cold, Fraser's got a cure.
Archived on: 04/04/00
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Title: Small Foil Packets (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: MHH
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing:
Summary: Some days have a theme.
Archived on: 03/22/00
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Title: Benny's Really Big Balls (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Mitch Hudson
Category: Fixit, Challenge: Episode Related, Humor, Fixit
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski|Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Fraser and Kowalski are in the frozen North when the Mountie makes a shocking realization.
Archived on: 04/09/99
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Title: Soft (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: The Moo
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: A little interlude in during which Fraser comes over to Mort's house for dinner.
Archived on: 12/12/03
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Title: Renny and Benny As They Really Are (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: The Moo
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: A comedy in which we see Fraser and Turnbull in a very much different light than we are used to seeing them. The sequel is: The Adventures of Jeff and Dave.
Archived on: 02/06/05
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Title: Kissin' Cousins (32 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: The Moo
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: Vecchio/Female
Summary: Happy, harmless, het exploration of what happens when Fraser's cousin first comes to Chicago on the trail of nothing particularly sinister.
Archived on: 02/26/02
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Title: I Am The Very Model of an RCMP Constable (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: The Moo
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: A re-write of Gilbert and Sullivan's "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General" to be sung by, of course, Constable Benton Fraser.
Archived on: 04/12/03
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Title: Eel Soup (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: The Moo
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Mostly gentle comedy, winding up with a bit of smut.
Archived on: 04/06/07
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Title: Benny Wakes Up (15 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: The Moo
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser awakens to an unusual situation.
Archived on: 04/01/05
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Title: The Adventures of Jeff and Dave (26 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: The Moo
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: From the previous ficlet we know the real names and professions of Renny and Benny. They have a little adventure in this comedy.
Sequel to: Renny and Benny As They Really Are
Archived on: 02/06/05
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Title: Higher Authority (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: The Moo
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: An injured Fraser receives help from many unexpected quarters.
Archived on: 03/27/02
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Title: Forth (112 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: The Moo
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: death story
Pairing: Vecchio/Female
Summary: Hanging On was an alternate ending to VS and a death fic. This sequel continues to explore how Fraser and Ray V deal with it all.
Archived on: 08/02/03
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Title: Clothes Make The Man (66 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Morgan Dawn and Muriel Perun
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Fine Italian leather shoes. Lanyards. Silk ties. Red serge. A story about dressing . and undressing
Archived on: 07/30/05
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Title: Cross Cultural Exchange (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: MR
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray attempts to explain American cartoons to Fraser.
Archived on: 06/07/01
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Title: The Peeps Revenge (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: MR
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser and green peeps
Archived on: 11/30/02
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Title: Constable Frasier and the Three Rays (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: MR
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: A little Due South fairy tale in which our Mountie gets his Ray (sort've)
Archived on: 05/16/01
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Title: Lost in the Translation (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: MR
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: IA grills Ray and bad puns happen to good people.
Archived on: 05/26/01
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Title: Never Let 'Em See You Sweat, Son! (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: msgordo
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Bob and Dief decide to take matters into their own hands. Er, paws. Whatever. Previously posted on ds_flashfiction on LJ.
Archived on: 07/27/05
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Title: Kidnapped! (74 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: msgordo
Category: First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Turnbull in charge. Be afraid, be very afraid. Also includes handcuffs, Stella, trainee Mounties, Frannie and some action in the Queen's bedroom. With the handcuffs.
Archived on: 09/17/05
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Title: Second City monologue English1 (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Munterpike
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: What happens when a strange woman comes into the Vecchio's life?!
Archived on: 12/15/04
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Title: You'll Have to Do (39 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: nancy claycomb
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: Vecchio/Female
Summary: Things aren't as simple as they should be when Vecchio and Thatcher attend a formal function togeher
Archived on: 01/18/05
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Title: Three Days with Frase (160 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nicci
Category: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray and Fraser must spend 72 hours handcuffed together for charity. Difficult enough without the added complication of Ray getting kidnapped. So, we have Big Bird and the Cookie monster, Indiana Sheriffs, escapes on horseback and melons. dont forget the melons. And through it all, Ray's half-formed suspicions about his partner begin to . solidify!
Archived on: 06/13/05
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Title: What the Dickens.? (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nicola Heiser
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Meg has an unexpected visit from her fairy godmother.
Archived on: 03/20/99
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Title: A Goldmine, A Boomerang And A Tank of Gasoline (21 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Nicola Heiser
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Ben and Ray find themselves in an Australian fprest, and in more trouble than they could possibly have expected!
Archived on: 03/20/99
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Title: Beta (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ophelia Coelridge
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray discovers his place in the pack.
Archived on: 11/05/00
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Title: Dief Explains Mating to a Wolf-cub (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: otsoko
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Series
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: In the aftermath of the teaser for MotB, Dief explains rank to a wolf-cub.
Archived on: 04/29/01
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Title: The Yank (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: otsoko
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: In which Bob Fraser refuses to give his son privacy.

Archived on: 04/29/01
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Title: Dief Explains Everything to a Wolf-cub (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: otsoko
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Series
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: In the aftermath of BdtH, Dief explains humans to a wolf-cub.
Archived on: 04/29/01
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Title: A Summer to Remember (24 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Pansy
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: gen
Pairing: Fraser/Female
Summary: A little spoiler at the end.
Archived on: 07/10/00
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Title: The Hall of Presidents (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Pares
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: A post-COTW Frannie fixer upper.
Archived on: 01/06/01
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Title: Upon the Feast of Stephen (49 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Pares
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Fraser explains the origins of Good King Wenceslas, Ray chops down a tree, and everybody gets what they really wanted for Christmas.
Archived on: 06/03/00
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Title: Which Brings Us Back To. (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Pares
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary:
Archived on: 07/23/99
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Title: Model Behavior (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Pares
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Fraser confesses.
Archived on: 01/06/01
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Title: Sway (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Pares
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray confesses.
Archived on: 01/06/01
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Title: Bass (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Pares
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray K. wallows, and Fraser interrupts, as is his wont.
Archived on: 06/03/00
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Title: Sweet Revenge (31 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Peg Carr
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: gen
Pairing: Vecchio/Female
Summary: Benny and Ray are attacked and it's up to Frannie, Elaine, and Ben and Jerry to the rescue.
Archived on: 05/03/99
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Title: GHOST OF A CHANCE (107 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Perrymore
Category: Drama, Challenge, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: violence
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher|Fraser/Female|Kowalski/Female
Summary: This is part two a a two part series. This story is a sequel to ghost of a chance.
Archived on: 07/29/99
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Title: Mr. Fidgety Meets Mr. Snippy-1 (26 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: pir8fancier
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray practices his freaking out skills, Fraser his enormous capacity for denial, gay things happen.
Archived on: 09/03/07
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Title: TwilightZone (63 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: pir8fancier
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser hands Ray yet another one-way ticket to the Twilight Zone.
Archived on: 06/26/06
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Title: Mr. Fidgety Meets Mr. Snippy-2 (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: pir8fancier
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray gets lo mein all over his wall. It's all Fraser's fault. More gay things happen.
Archived on: 09/03/07
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Title: A very drunk leprechaun (92 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Pita Patter
Category: Crossovers, Drama, First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray's troubles begin when he meets a leprechaun in Chicago
Archived on: 07/13/02
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Title: A dozen roses (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Pita Patter
Category: Holiday, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray rushes to give Benny a Valentine bouquet.
Archived on: 02/16/02
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Title: Valentine Snapshot (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Pita Patter
Category: Holiday, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, b/d
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Kinky treat for valentine duesers
Archived on: 02/16/02
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Title: Head Over Feet (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: Holiday: Christmas: Episode Related, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Thatcher falls for Fraser.
Archived on: 12/18/00
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Title: Swing My Way (67 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: : Episode Related, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: gen, slash, m/f, f/f, multiple partners
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher|Thatcher/Female|M/F|F/F
Summary: Find out why Meg tells Frobisher in ATQH that her feelings are 'very confused.'
Archived on: 04/09/00
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Title: Halloween. Trick or Treat? (15 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: gen, m/f, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: It's Halloween at the consulate and Meg has some tricks and a treat in store for Ben at the Consulate Halloween Party.
Archived on: 10/30/99
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Title: Duties (15 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: : Episode Related, Humor, Romance
Rating:
Warning: N
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Ben has 'duties' to perform, te he he.
Archived on: 00,02,27C-17|gn|//f/
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Title: Mr. Whippy (15 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Meg discovers a secret about Turnbull. He may be a member of the R.C.M.P. most days, but what is he when he's off duty?
Archived on: 08/11/00
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Title: Easter Hunt (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: Holiday: Easter: Episode Related, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, m/f, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Meg is hunted around her office.
Archived on: 04/01/00
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Title: Theatre of Dreams (13 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: : Episode Related, Series: French Kiss, Humor, Romance, International Stories
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, f/f
Pairing: Thatcher/Female
Summary: This is the prequel to 'Swing My Way.'Meg's brooch being stolen causes her to reminisce.
Archived on: 06/08/00
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Title: Bermuda Love Triangle! (17 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: Romance, Humor, International Stories
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: It's Valentines Day and Meg and Ben are in for some surprises.
Archived on: 02/10/00
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Title: Shaken Not Stirred (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: Crossovers: other, Humor, Romance, International Stories
Rating: G
Warning: gen, m/f, crossovers
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher|Thatcher/Male
Summary: After COTW, whilst on a case with her husband, Meg meets Ben. Read on and see who her husband is, te he he.
Archived on: 04/10/00
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Title: Publicly Aired (22 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: Crossovers: other: Episode Related, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, violence, m/f, crossovers, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher|Fraser/Female|Thatcher/Male|M/F
Summary: The DS Characters go on The Jerry Springer Show. Resulting in catfights and revelations.
Archived on: 01/13/00
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Title: The Full Mountie (17 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: gen, m/f, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher|Kowalski/Female|M/F
Summary: Frannie, Meg and Stella go to a strip club and the entertainment turns out to be Ben,Ray and Turnbull.
Archived on: 09/12/99
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Title: Mountie on the Yankee (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: : Episode Related, Humor, Romance, Fixit
Rating: R
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Thatcher/Male
Summary: I think that the title says it all! LOL.
Archived on: 10/03/00
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Title: Mounties and the Monarchy (52 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: Holiday: other: Episode Related, Drama, Humor, Romance, International Stories
Rating: R
Warning: gen, violence, m/f, h/c
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher|Thatcher/Male|M/F
Summary: Remember, remember the 5th of November with gunpowder, treason and plots.
Archived on: 09/21/00
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Title: Steamy Windows (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: Challenge: Episode Related, Holiday: New Years, Humor, Romance, International Stories
Rating: R
Warning: gen, m/f, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Meg decides to make her New Years Resolution come true.
Archived on: 01/06/00
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Title: Loves Music (17 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: : Episode Related, Challenge, Humor, Romance, Fixit
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Thatcher calls a radio phone in about the 'kiss' she shared with Fraser, and guess who's listening!
Archived on: 09/21/00
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Title: Love Like Fireworks (124 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: Romance, Humor, Romance, Poetry & Song
Rating: R
Warning: gen, m/f, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher|Vecchio/Female
Summary: Ben and Meg go to a 'Charity Dance Marathon' together and fireworks fly.
Archived on: 07/28/99
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Title: Exposure (25 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: Romance, Humor, International Stories
Rating: NC-17
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Ben experiences a new 'culture' when Meg invites him to a beach.Unbeknownst to him it's a nudist beach.
Archived on: 05/17/00
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Title: Blast From the Past (80 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: Crossovers: xfiles, Drama, Humor, Romance, International Stories
Rating: R
Warning: gen, violence, m/f, h/c, crossovers, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher|Fraser/Female|Thatcher/Male|M/F
Summary: What beholds the future when the past returns!
Archived on: 05/01/00
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Title: Retake (46 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Postcard
Category: Fixit: Episode Related, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, m/f, h/c
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Same cast -- different script.
Archived on: 02/04/01
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Title: Fort Liard (400 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Rachel Smith Cobleigh
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: violence, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Four years after end of the series, Inspector Margaret Thatcher makes a trip to the Northwest Territory to help a friend and her family, and finds someone she never thought she'd see again.
Archived on: 07/18/03
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Title: Ballads, Chocolate, and Parachutes (47 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Red Skye
Category: Challenge, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, violence, m/m, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary:
Archived on: 04/22/99
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Title: A Trifle Naive (36 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: RedDragon
Category: Drama, First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, m/f, h/c
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Meg receives a troubling phone call that threatens to disclose a closely guarded secret.

Archived on: 08/23/01
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Title: Day and Night (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: RedDragon
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, violence, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Meg's an Inspector by day and what by night.?
Archived on: 08/23/01
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Title: Saint Raymond Vecchio of the Chicago P.D. (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Renny Ramos
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary:
Archived on: 02/14/99
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Title: American Way (100 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Resonant
Category: First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: When crime victims are afraid of Canadians, Fraser and Ray have to do a little cultural exchange.
Archived on: 08/04/01
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Title: Hallow (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Resonant
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: A little Halloween candy.
Archived on: 09/24/02
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Title: Too Sweet (45 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Resonant
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Chocolate and Fraser. What more could Kowalski want?
Archived on: 07/11/00
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Title: Meg's Fraser (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Riley
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: G
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Fraser brings something back to the Consulate with him.
Archived on: 05/09/02
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Title: Houseguest (92 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Riley
Category: Episode Related, Fixit, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Fraser gets evicted from the Consulate. Where will he go?
Archived on: 05/04/02
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Title: Slave 4 U (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Riley
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Thatcher
Summary: Thatcher sends Fraser to do her personal shopping.
Archived on: 05/04/02
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Title: Five Reasons Renfield Turnbull Came To Like Chicago (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: riverlight
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Druken moose, talkative wolves, and elderly gentlemen in fur hats.
Archived on: 11/07/05
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Title: Gravity (28 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Rushlight
Category: First Times, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: A completely gratuitous PWP wherein Fraser suggests a way to deal with Ray's overwhelming abundance of energy.

Archived on: 09/20/01
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Title: Does A Body Good (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Rustler
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning:
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: We don't need no stinkin' glasses
Archived on: 09/26/05
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Title: Veronica's Secret (53 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ruthie Biermann
Category: Drama, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: m/f
Pairing: Kowalski/Female
Summary: Kowalski falls for a woman, but Fraser has his doubts about her creating tension
Archived on: 01/26/00
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Title: The Game of Love (27 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ruthie Biermann
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser and Kowalski spend the day discussing male/female relationships and Ray learns a lesson
Archived on: 03/24/00
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Title: Just One Look (23 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ruthie Biermann
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser and Kowalski compete with each other
Archived on: 04/19/00
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Title: Indulgence (29 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ruthie Biermann
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser helps a drunk Kowalski, and Ray again learns a lesson
Archived on: 03/19/00
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Title: A Second Look (32 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ruthie Biermann
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser and Kowalski in the same competition from Just One Look, only now from Fraser's POV
This story is a sequel to Just One Look.
Archived on: 04/23/00
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Title: Penguins (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Sam80853
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser has an odd conversation with his father about life sharing penguins and Ray want to meet him at the Chicago Zoo - does it mean anything?
Archived on: 07/19/06
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Title: Due South - The Movie (20 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sam80853
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: There is a screen writer at the 27th and wants to turn Ray and Fraser's life into a movie.
Archived on: 10/27/06
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Title: Minor Setback (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Sammy
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Something short and silly. :)
Archived on: 12/18/99
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Title: Ray the Mountie (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: sarah_fonduelover
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: It's been a bad day for Ray, but will he enjoy a swap of job?
Archived on: 04/08/01
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Title: Red Hearts Suit You (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Scout
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray's having a bad day.
Archived on: 07/28/01
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Title: Medley, Part 3 (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Scribe
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Someone makes an attempt on the life of Ben and Stanley's potential snitch.
Archived on: 07/12/03
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Title: In the Woods (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: SG
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Now it's Fraser's turn...
This story is a sequel to Scared Stiff.
Archived on: 02/19/00
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Title: Uniformity (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: SG
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Just why does Fraser wear the red Serge so often in seasons 3/4?
Archived on: 10/31/00
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Title: Hell Hoth no fury. (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: SG
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: A certain Mountie helps out in time of need...
Archived on: 02/18/00
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Title: Turnbull's New Friend (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shannon Kane
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Turnbull finds something unexpected on a rainy day.
Archived on: 02/21/99
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Title: A Perfectly Acceptable Love (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shannon McKinnon
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: How most first times *really* are.
Archived on: 02/28/00
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Title: Another Nightmare (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shannon McKinnon
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Kowalski/Turnbull
Summary: If Season 3 was a dream, just exactly who's nightmare was it?
Archived on: 06/17/99
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Title: Reality Check (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shannon McKinnon
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Vecchio/Kowalski
Summary: Ray Vecchio and Ray Kowalski talk about a couple of misunderstandings.
Archived on: 04/25/00
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Title: The Return of Ms. Fraser (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shannon McKinnon
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray Vecchio and Ms. Fraser get reacquainted.
Archived on: 09/14/99
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Title: Let's Settle This Like Gentlemen (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shannon McKinnon
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio|Vecchio/Kowalski
Summary: Ray Vecchio is a very popular man!
Archived on: 12/20/99
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Title: Touched by a Ray (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shannon McKinnon
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Benny has an out-of-body experience. Or does he?
Archived on: 01/25/01
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Title: Sunday in the Park with Dief (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shannon McKinnon
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing:
Summary: An innocent walk in the park leads to revelations.
Archived on: 02/17/99
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Title: I'll Fix You! (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shannon McKinnon
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: AU
Pairing:
Summary: People have been messing with Kowalski's and Vecchio's lives, and the two Rays are not at all happy about it.
Archived on: 02/18/99
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Title: Reservations (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shannon McKinnon
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Benny and Ray visit the Motel from Hell.
Archived on: 03/30/00
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Title: The Unusual Dating Habits of the Vecchio Siblings (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shannon McKinnon
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio|F/F
Summary: What is it with Italians and Mounties?
Archived on: 05/21/99
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Title: I'm Bound to Walk Away These Blues (44 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Sharon Jacobs
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, violence
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser goes on a walkabout, or at least tries to.
Archived on: 05/03/99
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Title: Second (88 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: M/F
Summary: Summary: Humor, romance, drama, adventure, angst, and a familiar storyline seen from an unfamiliar (and lower) angle. It's funny the things you can discover about your packmates when no one is paying attention to you.

Archived on: 10/11/02
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Title: The Man Who Wasn't There (24 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: M/M
Summary: Turnbull's invisible. But he's not the only one feeling that way, this Christmas Eve.

Archived on: 01/05/05
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Title: Unnatural (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: None
Summary: Amor vincet omnia. Not.
Archived on: 01/10/05
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Title: The Silent Treatment (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Undercover, in black and white.
Archived on: 08/03/03
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Title: There's the Rub (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: What? Only one bed? And we're trapped in a blizzard? Whatever shall we do?
Archived on: 08/12/03
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Title: Ritual (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Two men. . . one mirror. A ritual. Unexpected benefits.
Archived on: 11/14/02
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Title: Smudge (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fluffy angst, or "Flangst" (TM).
Only Ray could get distracted during a firefight.
Archived on: 10/31/02
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Title: Licked (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shay Sheridan
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser and Kowalski pinned down by bad guys. Then "Smudge" happens. Now what?
Archived on: 11/03/02
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Title: Obfuscation (45 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shirley Russell
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Constable Turnbull proves the old adage that 'innocent men do not run'. This is NOT a part of the 'Layers' series
Archived on: 10/26/00
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Title: Refraction (24 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Shrift
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: When undercover operations, a bent ray, and body glitter become mutually inclusive.
Archived on: 07/01/01
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Title: Only on TV (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ShrinkingViolet
Category: Crossovers: ch, Crossovers: ch: Episode Related, Humor, Fixit
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, crossovers, AU
Pairing:
Summary: Tyler King ruminates about a Mountie.
This story is a sequel to Do-Over.
Archived on: 11/16/99
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Title: Fun Like a Root Canal (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: ShrinkingViolet
Category: Plot What Plot, Humor, Drabbles, Plot What Plot
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing:
Summary: Just a little break from angst. The Mountie's sick.
Archived on: 01/19/00
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Title: Take Two (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Kowalski/Turnbull
Summary: Kowalkski and Turnbull get out of the hospital. Will they get it right this time or will they have to visit Nurse Silvina and Nurse Young again?
This story is a sequel to Burn, Baby, Burn.
Archived on: 12/02/99
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Title: God couldn't be everywhere (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: What are mothers for? (not my mother)
Archived on: 09/25/04
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Title: Public Disturbance (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Violence isn't the answer, but thinking about it isn't always bad either.
Archived on: 08/31/04
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Title: How I spent Valentine's Day (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Challenge, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m, s/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Warning: Contains elements of BDSM (minor) How I spent my Valentine's Day Enough said.
Archived on: 05/29/01
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Title: Minific (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Challenge, Drabbles, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: QWERTY
Archived on: 11/06/04
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Title: And the pursuit of happiness (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. --Victor Hugo
Archived on: 08/31/04
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Title: Smile. Tomorrow will be worse (21 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Poor Ray. It's Monday. Again.
Archived on: 07/15/00
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Title: Attraction (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Challenge, Humor, Drabbles
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Just a little drabble for the MMoM challenge.
Archived on: 07/15/00
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Title: Am not (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Furry snow angels and hot cocoa
Archived on: 12/19/01
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Title: Relief (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: He'd never really believed in conspiracies until now.
Archived on: 08/30/04
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Title: Lucky (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio, Vecchio/Female
Summary: Why is Francesca the only current number in Ray's little black book?
Archived on: 08/30/04
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Title: Believe in God, but Tie Your Camel (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray has a plan. A stupid plan, but a plan. [07/15/02]
Archived on: 03/25/06
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Title: You Can Leave Your Hat On (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Someone stole all the plot. In the style of Exercise is good for you. [12/22/04]
Sequel to: Exercise is good for you
Archived on: 03/25/06
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Title: What should have happened (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Challenge: Episode Related, Humor, Fixit
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: I do believe the title says it all.
Archived on: 01/17/00
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Title: In Bed (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Wherein Ray explains another tradition to Fraser.
Archived on: 12/06/00
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Title: Tomorrow: the busiest day of the week (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: The opposite of writer's block.
Archived on: 08/06/00
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Title: Intervention (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Challenge, Crossovers, Drama, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m, AU
Pairing: None, Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: I need help.
Lots and lots of help.
Archived on: 09/03/01
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Title: Dry Clean Only (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray is clueless. Will Vanna buy him a vowel?
Archived on: 08/16/00
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Title: Overcompensate (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Maple syrup, Miss Cleo, and Ray takes a nap while Fraser drives.
Archived on: 11/06/04
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Title: Simple Affection (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Series: Alienated Affections: Episode Related, Humor, Romance
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Those weren't his breasts.
This story is a sequel to It's Complicated.
Archived on: 02/11/01
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Title: It's a wonderful Ray (21 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Holiday: Valentine's Day, Humor, Romance
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Valentine's Day is hard when you're alone, even if you just think you are.
Archived on: 02/04/00
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Title: The Pearly Gates (7 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Inspired by Shannon's "One Stormy Night."
Archived on: 07/05/00
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Title: A little piece of advice (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Things don't always go according to plan.
Archived on: 01/20/01
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Title: It's been a long time (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray gets some things off his to do list.
Archived on: 01/31/01
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Title: The Idiot Card (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Well duh. Ray and Benny buy a vowel and a clue.
Archived on: 08/02/00
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Title: Making the Video (1 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: silvina
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Ray has a nightmare and a plot bunny appears.
Archived on: 08/20/00
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Title: 1-900-BENNY (14 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Slash Duck and Shannon McKinnon
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: Benny decides to give phone sex a try.
Archived on: 09/27/99
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Title: Ray and his thinking/feeling/wanting cock (6 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: slidellra
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary:
Archived on: 06/09/07
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Title: Blame It On Anything (112 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Snowee
Category: Drama, First Times, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: In the tradition of first time slashers, first they deny, then they go at it like the little dick-ens they are.
Archived on: 08/02/02
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Title: Wham Bam Thank You Mister (120 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Snowee
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, m/f, multiple partners
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski, Fraser/Female, Kowalski/Female, M/F, M/M
Summary: Plausible is for normal people.
Archived on: 08/02/02
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Title: Mangle Your Mind (172 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Snowee
Category: Crossovers, Drama, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Kowalski/Male, M/M
Summary: A peak at Ray Kowalski's past reveals something Wild.
Archived on: 11/14/02
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Title: Decadence Spiral (136 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Snowee
Category: Crossovers, Drama, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, s/m
Pairing: Kowalski/Male, M/M
Summary: They'll do just about anything for a friend.
Archived on: 11/14/02
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Title: Resemblance Of Sanity (116 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Snowee
Category: Crossovers, Drama, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, h/c, AU
Pairing: Kowalski/Male, M/M
Summary: When Curt wants to get married, life throws in the true tests.
Archived on: 11/14/02
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Title: Like An Animal (124 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Snowee
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, violence, m/m, rape/nc, AU
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski, M/M
Summary: Certain events force Ray Kowalski and Benton Fraser to reveal their relationship - including the not so accepting Ray Vecchio who has returned.
Archived on: 08/02/02
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Title: You Let Me Complicate You (184 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Snowee
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski, M/M
Summary: RayK and Fraser have been together just over 15 years, but they are still prone to surprises.
Archived on: 08/02/02
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Title: Inspector Francesca? (64 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Snowee aka Laura Lee
Category: Challenge, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Female
Summary: Inspector Thatcher is missing and Fraser must jump through hoops to get her back.
Archived on: 10/08/01
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Title: Good Lieutenant (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: spuffyduds
Category: Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warning: m/f
Pairing: M/F
Summary:
Archived on: 01/06/09
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Title: Cravings (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: squidgie
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser has a sudden craving, giving Ray one in turn
Sequel to: The Fraser/Kowalski Petting Zoo
Archived on: 03/31/16
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Title: Working On Forever (68 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Starfish
Category: First Times, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: "I follow Fraser up the stairs at a run."
Archived on: 05/17/02
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Title: Wildly Courteous Ways (40 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Starfish
Category: First Times, Humor, Romance, Series
Rating: R
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: A new assignment has Ray worried until Fraser steps in to help.
Archived on: 05/17/02
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Title: Sea Change (80 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Starfish
Category: Drama, First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: In which Fraser wins a raffle, Ray doubts his instincts, and Dief is barely mentioned.
Archived on: 07/17/03
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Title: Arresting Louise (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Stephany Smith
Category: Romance, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: PG
Warning: gen, m/f
Pairing: Vecchio/Female
Summary: Point of view: State Attorney Louise St. Laurent. As Ray Vecchio once suggested, Louise apparently does like hancuffs, and Ray is late for their date. Oh dear! ORIGINALLY archived July 28, 1996.
Archived on: 05/10/99
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Title: A Hair Raising Experience (11 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Tanya Reed
Category: Challenge, Humor, Drabbles, Plot What Plot
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Meg needs Ren's assistance.
Archived on: 06/23/00
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Title: Mistletoe (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Tanya Reed
Category: Holiday: Christmas, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Turnbull spreads Christmas cheer.
Archived on: 01/04/01
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Title: The Chase Is On (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: TAWI The Innocently Evil Twin
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio|Fraser/Male|Vecchio/Male|M/M
Summary: Ray's car chase of a suspect is made that much more difficult when Fraser is suddenly inspired to... This story is a sequel to Achtung Baby.
Archived on: 05/14/99
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Title: Redder Than A Mountie's Serge (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: TAWI The Innocently Evil Twin
Category: Plot What Plot, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio|Fraser/Male|Vecchio/Male|M/M
Summary: Ray feels Benny's pain -- among other things -- after a sunscreen-less day in the sun.
Archived on: 05/14/99
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Title: All About Steve (13 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Teague McCoy
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: The answer to the age old question,"Who is Steve."
Archived on: 05/03/99
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Title: The Sniff Test (20 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: tiffany
Category: Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser and his nose.

Archived on: 01/27/03
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Title: Tight Spaces (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: tiffany
Category: Challenge, First Times, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser and Kowalski, storage room, steamer trunk.
Archived on: 04/01/02
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Title: Chocolate-Covered Fraser (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: tiffany
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, b/d
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray decides to get back at Fraser, for his antics in "Curiously Strong." He has Fraser help him make a sundae. Delicious!

Archived on: 01/27/03
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Title: Curiously Strong (20 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: tiffany
Category: Challenge, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, b/d
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Fraser & Ray are tied up in a warehouse, and, well, you can probably see what's coming.
Archived on: 07/26/02
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Title: Baby Blues (10 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: TimBeastie
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: Vecchio/Female
Summary:
Archived on: 02/22/99
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Title: The Webs Alternate Universe (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: TMar
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: A short little piece in which Fraser and Ray discover stories about themselves on the Internet.
Archived on: 04/30/99
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Title: Looks Like I Picked The Wrong Day. (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Trish Darbyfeld
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary:
Archived on: 05/23/99
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Title: Waking Up Wrong (14 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ultra Chrome
Category: Challenge, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: NC-17
Warning: m/m, m/f
Pairing: Vecchio/Kowalski
Summary: Genderfuck story.
Ray went to bed with a man. He knows he did. So who's the woman next to him?

Archived on: 11/25/06
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Title: Sects Ed (32 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: VB
Category: Plot What Plot, Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warning: gen, m/f, multiple partners
Pairing: Fraser/Female|M/F
Summary: A misunderstanding winds up with steamy concequenses.
Archived on: 10/19/99
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Title: Foolproof (2 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: VB
Category: Poetry & Song, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: gen
Pairing: Fraser/Female
Summary: The things a woman must go through to get noticed.
Archived on: 03/20/00
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Title: Cycle of the Seasons (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Vicki
Category: Series: Whether or Not, Drama, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: m/f
Pairing: Fraser/Female|Vecchio/Female|Thatcher/Male
Summary: The alternate ending to my Whether or Not series... (The Director's Cut!) This story is a sequel to To Cross the Great Divide.
Archived on: 07/16/99
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Title: A Telling Off (8 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: vicki tub
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Inspector Thatcher gets a telling off from an unlikely person.
Archived on: 07/09/12
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Title: Bumps and Mishaps (32 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: vicki tub
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: A bullpen accident shows a true friend in Fraser.
Archived on: 05/26/12
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Title: Truth In Advertising (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Victoria D
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Ray is overheard
Archived on: 08/08/01
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Title: Smiling Because I'm Happy (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Victoria M.
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser has some happy news to share.
Archived on: 10/31/02
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Title: The Black Bottle (23 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Vikster
Category: Challenge, Humor, Romance
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Vecchio
Summary: When Fraser goes to Mrs. Vecchio for advice she lets him in on an old family recipe. And we get one very drunk Mountie!
Archived on: 05/10/99
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Title: Dangerous Candy (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viridian5
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray and Fraser have their patience tried.
Archived on: 06/22/01
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Title: Invitation to the Dance (28 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viridian5
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray gets a few surprises on his day off.
Archived on: 05/30/01
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Title: Tea & Infirmity (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viridian5
Category: Challenge, Humor, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, multiple partners
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski, Fraser/Male, Kowalski/Turnbull
Summary: When Ray gets sick, Fraser and Turnbull try to better his condition. Part of the Tea for Three series.

Archived on: 04/13/02
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Title: Tea & Insanity (33 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viridian5
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m, multiple partners
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski|Fraser/Male|Kowalski/Turnbull|M/M
Summary: Fraser and Turnbull have plans for Ray.
Archived on: 06/29/00
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Title: Partners Means Sharing (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viridian5
Category: Humor
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Friends let friends talk drunk. Ice-breaking ensues.
Archived on: 10/09/00
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Title: Getting Warmer (16 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viridian5
Category: Humor
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Getting trapped in a closet inspires lust and deep thought.

Archived on: 04/01/01
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Title: Warmth (4 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viridian5
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray has a quiet epiphany moment.
Archived on: 11/28/02
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Title: Table Scraps (5 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viridian5
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray wants what he can't have.
Archived on: 08/03/99
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Title: Wearing (44 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viridian5
Category: Drama, Humor, Series
Rating: NC-17
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Sequel to Nonsense in the Fear of Falling series. Fraser is fighting a losing battle against himself..
Archived on: 04/06/01
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Title: The Thrill of the Chase (9 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Viridian5
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray tries to cheer Fraser up.
Archived on: 01/22/00
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Title: Balance (33 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Winston
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: none
Pairing:
Summary: Welsh observes a not so normal conversation between Fraser and Kowalski
Archived on: 07/30/00
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Title: Dream Within a Dream (3 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Woolhat
Category: Plot What Plot, Humor, Plot What Plot
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: Fraser/Female|Vecchio/Female|Kowalski/Female
Summary: The result of falling asleep while waiting for my sis to finish her anthro final.
Archived on: 05/19/99
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Title: Perfect (24 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Ximeria
Category: First Times, Humor, Romance
Rating: R
Warning: slash, m/m
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski
Summary: Ray has a certain fascination with Fraser's supposed perfection.
Archived on: 05/18/05
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Title: StakeOut (12 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: Yum
Category: Humor
Rating: G
Warning: gen
Pairing: None
Summary: A conversation overheard between RayV and Ben Fraser
Archived on: 01/18/00
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Title: Where'd I Put That Rubber Ducky? (0 K) (Format: html, text-only)
Author: zzzaney
Category: Humor
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Pairing: None
Summary: Fraser decides he really DOES need a private bathroom.
Archived on: 07/30/02
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